>>685783552
cute face

>>685783552
most* cause I'm a faggot, per usual

Honestly, it's not that much different. Tbh that's the perfect amount of chub, too.

>>685783552
Sometimes if they don't take care of themselves and become fat it means they also don't wash properly. They also sweat more so be prepared for smells.

>>685783792
relax
it's only smellz

>>685783792
Should I be "romantic" and tell her I'll make food, while she takes a shower? She'll be coming right from work when I get to her

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>>685783552
Expect to wade through boatloads of fat. There's no easy penetration in a fat girl

You may end up just fucking between the fat flabs and never actually entering the V

Bring listerine or medical-grade alcohol to clean your dick, cos there's usually a pretty awful buildup of dirt and mucus between the rolls.

>>685783932
/thread

Laziness is what makes people fat. Lazy people don't take care of themselves so I'll tell you exactly what you can expect.

>She's going to smell and reek of awful when her clothes are off
>You'll need to put in extra effort when on top of her and you won't get the full feeling of skin on skin
>Her skin won't be as smooth and will probably feel somewhat rough or flaky (having a proper care skin regiment for fat people is tiresome and expensive)
>She won't last nearly as long on top, if she can guide your dick to the right spot

Why op? Why willingly have sex with a fat girl?

>>685784064
is it really that bad? I always take a shower after sex, so wouldn't that be enough?

>>685783552
Doggy style.

>>685784478
ignore the troll it's never that bad, unless she really is fucking obese ofcourse

>>685783552
Unless that's your fetish, I'd say don't do it.

I fucked a girl from craigslist who described herself as "zaftig" (I had to look that one up).

I had just moved to Boston, and was having a decent string of luck in fucking randoms. This girl was about as fat, but with the most enormous boobs I have ever seen—like, truly, magnificently huge. Fat girls are not my thing, but I met her out of curiosity and fucked her a couple of times the one night we met. She was very eager to please, and was happy to titty fuck and let me surprise-fuck her in the ass. But in hindsight, I feel a bit bad about pity-fucking her, as well as for myself, for fucking a fat girl in the first place. This was in the mid-2000s.

>>685784689
>the troll
No.

Being fat is not cool and people who are fat are usually fucking disgusting.

>>685784064
small dick faggot detected

>>685784056
Good idea except the romantic part. She showers while you pick up chinese takeout. Do you want to be stuck with her, or is this a one time thing?

Low self-esteem; she will do anything; give her wine, it doesnt have to be strong and she doesnt have to be drunk; she just needs a reason to be slutty.

This will be followed by a bout of clingy that you may have to saw your arm off to get away.

>>685784739
It's out of curiosity here too, as well as a dry streak that's quickly approaching six months

I fucked a fat girl for free beer.

>Be 2:30AM
>Bartender takes my pitcher I was drinking by myself
>Fat girl who's been hitting on me all night whispers in my ear "want some more drinks?"
>Hell yeah, I'm not done
>In her car with other dude
>He tells me he has dibs
>Whatever, I just want beer
>We get there and he's trying to get her into bed
>She isn't having it and tells him to leave
>Asks me if I'm ready
>Ready for what? Reality sets in
>Could have said no but didn't

The experience wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, even though I was wasted. Her skin didn't feel nearly as smooth as most women I've touched but it honestly didn't really feel like anything. I ended up cumming but I just didn't really enjoy the experience or feel anything. It was less pleasurable then fucking my hand.

>>685784995
It's a one, maybe a few time thing.

>>685784751
Actually, girls who are heavier, alot of them are really self conscious of their weight and as a result are more self aware of other things that would also make them unattractive, such as body odor and dressing nice. They also compensate by giving better head and trying to be more desirable in general. (Talking girls under 180-190 in my experience, will not go heavier than that)

>>685785069
Whatever you do, don't get stuck. Literally and figuratively.

>>685784064
Jesus fuck I'm happy I married a skinny chick. That sounds awful.

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>>685783552
roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot

>>685785028
Let us all hope it won't come to that afterwards

>>685783552
Alright let's be real.

A. Make sure she showers before. Every fat chicks pussy smells the same and it's not entirely pleasant.

B. Don't expect doggy. Girls with asses this big get in the way. If you want full penetration avoid doggy.

C. Turn off the lights.

>>685783552
it's also that cute?

>>685785179
I won't fam, I promise. Know the fat ones ain't no relationship material

>>685785259
I've had a couple of skinny ones that weren't aware of how awful their snatch smelled. People who smell aren't aware they smell until you bring it to their attention. They become accustomed to their own smell and don't even notice it anymore.

>>685785216
Thanks, fam! Much appreciated

>>685785323
I agree all manners of pussy can smell. Ft girls jut tend to smell more reliably.

so many virgin faggots in here. fat girls are sluttier and fuck harder in order to compensate. they will also suffer a lot more abuse than a fit girl if they are really into you

>>685783552
sea sickness pills
also be aware when you stop thrusting your body doesn't stop immediately it takes a while for the motion to die down on bigger girls

>>685785101
Oh damn, my condolences

>>685785316
Well skinny ones might not be either.

Relationship material could be anyone makes you happy and hard, can suck cock, takes it up the ass and can pay for herself.

>>685785576
this

>>685785494
kek

>>685785259
doggy is literally the only way to get deep penetration with fat girls, your knowledge is kek at best

>>685785576
True

>>685785434 see >>
>>685785168 this is exactly the point I was trying to make. Even better if they are self conscious about their weight so they compensate more.

>>685785699
Any tips on doggy when your dick points upwards when erect? Cause I go problems with a lot of air going into the vagine and my dick hurting when bending it too much

>>685785699
Really show me a diagram where the ass doesn't push up against you prior to full penetration.

>>685785699
truuu, i have a chubby girlfriend, the best thing is doggy, 69 is also really cool OP,
many pussy and ass will come to your face

Just had a threesome with my fat f2f and her friend Saturday it was great they let you do anything. Fucked both of them in the pussy and ass they will go ass to mouth no problem. And for some reason fat girls never seem to have any shot in their ass always nice and cozy in there

>>685783552
Stanky, sweaty pussy buried under an overlapping gut

>>685783552
Everything is soft and great. More satisfying to hug and spoon but you can't do as many positions.

>>685785959
i'm not in the diagram drawing game, i just fuck a lot

>>685785434
>>685785776

also see my one experience >>685784739 although I think it was ultimately not worth it. It was easy enough to find girls to fuck, so I didn't need to compromise. But then I now know what ginormous boobs feel like. Like, Lucie Wilde style huge, but also not skinny like her elsewhere. Also, not retarded looking.

Be careful if she is on top. The inertia behind her rocking motions will be very high due to increased weight. Also, her inability to prop herself up on you probably means she won't be doing much riding, but merely vigorous, pendulous grinding. This can sheer a man's dick off; not dissimilar to a 20 ton press.

>>685785959
When you're hung like an alpha you hit the bottom long before the butt gets in the way

>>685783552

I've fucked a decent # of fat chicks. they usually try harder so probably a better BJ at least. Also, don't let her get on top.

Take precautions, tie your foot to the sink

>>685785168
This. I'm 155 and too embarrassed to get naked lol

poot

>>685785886
dont doggy like on all fours, get them to rest on the belly almost arching their pussy up, i like to 1 foot behind and one foot infront of one of their legs, almost fucking downwards holding onto the headboard, it goes really deep and make you feel like a hero

stop taking your dick fully out you're pushing air in each time u enter

>>685786444
Nice trips

>>685786444
trips demand proof

Put all of your pillows below her butt when she's on her back so you can fuck her.

>>685786444
155 is well old, surprised you still have a sex drive

>>685783932
Jeans up hoes down

>>685783552
Fat people smell like sour dough before it is cooked. There butts are always full of poop, but safe to lick. Just burry your face in pillow or do doggy so you can keep nose far away but stare at her stretched out butthole.

xcvxxxc

>>685786598
Thanks fam

well, fatties suck dick as if their life depends on it. thats the good stuff. the bad stuff is, they are ugly. so do it in the dark

>>685784751
This. Please stop the PC bullshit here.

>>685786620
This!

>>685786686
Anon ....I

>>685786444
155 is a goddamn perfect weight get naked for me

>>685786791
bullshit, my girlfriend gives the worst blowjobs ever, even my gay friend can do it better

>>685786444
We need proof... The naked proof *Ba-Dum-Tss*

lets just get this straight unclean girls smell fat or thin, ive had really smelly girls of all weight and sizes, but mostly i go with girls that are clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_j6ZzFOUg

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>>685787172
Gorgeous

there's nothing worse than a fat girl with small tits

>>685787003
not sure if this is funny

>>685787172
Her face is 10/10

>>685787172 <- acceptable

>>685787233 <- pass

>>685787331
Luckily, the one I'm meeting have F cup

>>685787445
This

Never settle, you are kidding yourself unless you have a genuine attraction to fat women.
I almost fucked a fat chick because I've been in a dry period for 1.5 years. I fingered her and she sucked me off but I could barely get hard because of her rolls. It was fucking disgusting and she told me she didnt want to fuck because she hadnt showered. Thank god. After I made her scream she came to my door the next day and was saying that she "regretted it" but also "wouldnt mind doing it again". I was like NOPE and told her I wanted to be her friend. fuck fatties, not literally

>>685787417
Just jizzed a little

>>685787792
Good fucking lord

>>685785576
This guy gets it.

>>685783552
If she has good hygiene, you're in for a warm fluffy treat. If she doesn't ots gonna be a hot sour miso nnightmare.
This is true of any body type, but man I've spread legs before and had to take a few steps back, like opening a furnace filled with hot garbage. Its hard to say fuck it at that point too, nothing shrinks a boner quicker than a day and a half of fupa stank.

Fat chick bragging about having big tits is like a bum bragging about having the week off

>>685787460
just remember she may need u to be a bit rough with her boobs for her to feel it, if you are unsure how rough to be concentrate on gently scratching her inner thigh and center back below shoulder blades down to the start of her ass, these are the 2 zones she'll feel the most with her size, obviously apart from her pussy

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gib mer more fat pussey pls

>>685783733
>
just because you have twice as that that doesnt mean bring a landwhale is acceptable much less perfect

>>685788333
nice trips

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>>685788398

>>685788258
Still better than being fat as fuck and having an airport runway for a chest. Now THAT is the real nightmare.

>>685788346
>>685788398
Dem granny panties doe

Fat bitches legit have the nicest pussies next to Spanish strippers. Nothin to worry about /b/roseph

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>>685788333
trips demand pussey boss

>>685788726
bueno

>>685788789
Oh fuck, dem tits

>>685784751

Fat people are ugly that is in your face. You see it and know it is the result of bad living. I'm a fat guy that is unhealthy. I don't wear that with pride. I try to eat right and do some walking but alas, losing weight has always been elusive. You all can hate because we're ugly. Forget about looking in the mirror and seeing the ugly that is within your empty soul. The most vocal about how ugly fat people are, are usually arrogant "know it alls" who work out and love their body but at the same time have no moral fiber whatsoever. You live your life thinking that you will always be pretty but the fact is, you are truly what is ugly in the world.

Flame on... You can hide your ugliness behind your keyboard so you're safe.

>>685783552
Sex is even more difficult and awkward. You last longer because it doesn't feel as good. The pussy smells like ass and the ass smells like shit. She wont contribute much to the sex unless theres actual foreplay. MAKE SURE YOU USE A CONDOM. I made the horrible mistake of not using one on a drunken night with a fat girl (seemingly hygienic) and i got a yeast infection.

Fat women are very grateful
Make sure she is a jolly fat girl and not a miserable one
Make sure you have plenty of food as they like snack breaks

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>>685788838
did she break into the crabby patty vault?

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>>685788838
Is that real, implants, or photoshop?

fat is the new skinny

>>685789969
How so?

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>>685789413
holy fuck

you neckbeards are fucking retarded why dont you just have sex with normal girls for fucks sake.

>>685789413
made me gag

>>685790341
I agree, but this girl needs more tits.

>>685786047
Can confirm, been fucking my chubby-fat girlfriend in the ass for a year, only encountered a poop once

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>>685789413
First off, how the fuck did you not realize she had a yeast infection...you can smell that shit from 10 feet away with their pants on.
Not all fat girls have poor hygiene, you just fucked a drunk sweaty chick with a yeast infection. That scenario happens with skinny chicks as well.

>>685787417
I need more from this girl

>>685783552
gross
gross
gross
gross

OP, fat girls stink, you can barely to any positions because their fat gets in the way

only plus is, she'll be prepared to blow you a lot

>>685788878
Holy fuck anon kill yourself. Go to japan or something, I'm sure they can go a while with your whale blubber. Other anon can mock obesity if he wants to, its fucking gross and completely down to the fat person (albeit in situations when its a genetic malfunction, in which case still kill yourself and end your genes).

Just be careful OP.

I let a wale fuk me one time when really drunk. Sloot was riding me so hard she tore my frenulum. Took about a year of somewhat painful sex/masturbation before healed.

Fatties are nasty.

>>685787506
I think she is very hot

>>685787917
Yeah! More?

>>685786620
>>685786965
>>685787069
any of you still here, i was afk

>>685792063
I'm here

>>685792063
>>685792860
So get naked

>>685791371
I have no problems doing positions with my chick. What positions can't you do

>>685792828
the smelly smell

>>685783552
good Blowjobs
the rest is like fucking a giant moaning meat sack and its quiet hard to staying hard without closing the eyes

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>>685792994
I told you I'm shy

>>685793287
Flawless

>>685793287
>>685793407
I've discovered something harder than diamonds

>>685793287
Id fuck the shit out of you. The fuck is wrong with you. Ass pls.

>>685793139
fat girls do give good blowjobs.. this is true.. they also get super wet.. fluids be splashing all over the place .. heh heh

>>685793678
this pls

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>>685793287
show me your ass please, make me hard

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>>685794361
Hot, more pls

>>685794517
eww

>>685783552
the area around her pussy will have a lot of fatty tissue so her actually labia will be buried in fat. cunnilingus is a bad idea. also all fat girls have fairly saggy tits. but she'll probably be willing to do most anything in bed.

>>685794855

i wouldn't lick a ONS

>>685787731
moar

>>685793287
Oh fuck yes! Ass shot and draw a heart on your buttcheek, please?

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>>685793407
>>685793658
>>685793678
>>685793975
>>685794517
Ty :)

>>685795397
You're a jerk for not letting someone plow that.

>>685795397
>>685795392
This. I would love to see a heart on your ass.

>>685795480
nobody is interested :/

>>685786177
>But then I now know what ginormous boobs feel like. Like, Lucie Wilde style huge, but also not skinny like her elsewhere.


so how do they feel like?

>>685795774
You're looking at the wrong people then.
Not all men like thin girls.

Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned I'd prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3: 00 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me somethin' bit me while my little rod was fishing
I was deep sea fishin' I took a fat chance
But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants?
At that junction I came to realize
That only Frank Perdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment

>>685795397
Love it, you've got an amazing body, tit shot?

>>685785131
Honestly you probs could just tell her to. Shower first, make some shit up like girls wearing nothing but a towel turns you on with wet hair or some shit. After that you should be golden to enjoy your piggy.

>>685795774
im interested.

>>685795774
How is nobody interested in you? Post more for the love of all that is holy

>>685795397
bend over without panties pls?

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>>685784064
/thread

>>685795774
You need someone to tell you how perfect you look and fuck you like an animal, very interested

>>685796898
Gtfo then; no one's forcing you to stay.

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>>685796868
bump for this

>>685797183
Remove the panties, i need to see that fuckin pussy

>>685797183
Fucking perfection, let's see those tits

>>685797183
your figure is just perfect, if you were in scotland i'd be interested in you, and not just for sex.

Regret and shame never tell a soul

>>685797183
Please live in New York

>>685797183
where are you from?

come to massachusetts

>>685788342
He probably didn't respond cause you sound like a virgin, America is 'overweight' and that weight is accepted by most non-virgins

>>685796956
>>685797465
>>685797619
haha thank you :) i wish i knew a btard irl (other than my brother, lol)

>>685797921
south-east europe

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>>685796180
There ya go

>>685798100
can we see your pussy? I'd spend hours and hours enjoying it and looking to your body

>>685798100
WHERE EXACTLY, I'M A VERY RICH MAN WHO WILL FLY OUT AND DO MORE THAN FUCK YOU

>>685798495
sorry, maybe another time

>>685798396
I'm so so disappointed you don't live in America

>>685798673
lol see, this is creepy ;)

>>685784064
>You may end up just fucking between the fat flabs and never actually entering the V
Micropenis detected.

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>>685795821

Don't know how to describe them... like soft pillows, but living? They sagged, for sure, but not in an obscene way. Big boobs swing nicely, which was great. Tit fucking—I was on a couch, she was on the floor—was one of the best part about her boobs.

No where close to Siri in her looks (and heavier than Siri), but this video is otherwise a decent representation.

>>685783552
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK HER!

god damn I've never heard so much bullshit about fucking. Its SEX! you get to have SEX!

>>685798776
stop acting like you dont want it you cock hungry slut

>>685797183
>heart anon here
Thank you! Oh my, you are sexy!