Ok /b/ lets share hoax ideas. This is time for some shit.
>>685775651
what type of hoax
>>685775651
wtf does that mean?
>>685775928
u dumb anon?
thats what im asking. "Share" yo ideas
>>685775651
#make/b/greatagain
>>685775651
bump bitches
>>685775651
someone bump this fagit post
>>685775651
we r busy with gore porn here so
b88888
>>685776366
-_-
>>685775651
Miley cyrus RIP in peace.
Marijuana overdose
Case around Kurt Cobain's death reopened, Courtney Love arrested, says Seattle Police Department.
>>685777147
lol anon
humpity bumpity bump
>>685776366
dubs dont lie
>>685775651
Prince RIP of drug overdose
>>685777593
but ur moma does
>>685777632
kmaaaaaaan. He is the guy who would NEVER do drugs
>>685776998
Good one
>>685775651
Muslim messiah is here
>>685777711
Quints?
>>685777782
u just missed the opportunity of a lifetime fag
>777777
>u had one job
>>685775651
airborne aids in africa
Dinosaurs proven to be homosexual, real reason why they went extinct
>>685777768
woaattt
>>685775651
Tom Cruise is a pedophile
>>685777959
I am offensive and I find this homo
>>685775651
Jesus found in syria?
>>685778360
unless u got a videotape of him, this aint gonna work
>>685778086
This could work he's already creepy with the scientology stuff
Hillary clinton opens up about her long list of scandals and wrongdoings, TOTALLY backfires
>>685778695
Hillary clinton raped twenty black men and then murdered them in cold blood. Then fked trump anally
>>685777147
winrar
New drug resistant zika virus that spreads through sex if 2 people are not infected
Cannabis cures cancer
>>685775651
Drake: "I sucked alotta d*ck when i was on drugs"
>>685779087
we said hoax not truth fam
>>685779533
god im rolling
>>685779428
dont we all?
>>685779533
>>685779087
THIS :*
>>685775651
How about this, A muslim sees Jesus.....says he will kill all jews smthng like that
>>685780040
this is better. A man said jesus told him to kill all jews
>>685780249
Roll
>>685780249
This
>>685780249
Yes.
>>685780249
roll this shit brother anons *monk flip*
>>685780249
roll motherfkerrrsssssss
How about we come up with a theory that the earth is flat and then get the most gullible people on earth to start spreading the 'truth'
>>685780249
roll
>>685775958
This is 4chan.
We've been behind a bunch of hoaxes like the microwaving your iPhone to charge it or that its waterproof. I think there was also one where we shared how to make glowsticks and it made mustard gas or exploded instead.
>>685780249
I approve your shit
>>685780808
They already exist. ever heard of "flat earth society"?
>>685781023
Uhm, I think he was talking about how stupid that is and how it is unbelievable that people actually believe that. But don't mind me.
Nothing gets past you son
>>685780249
never say nein
>>685781023
QUICK!! Look above your head. You might still be able to see the joke!
>>685780249
bump it in my ayuss
>>685775651
rip moot cuz he drown in the pussi.
>>685781334
sorry im new here
>>685780249
TTTHIIISSSSSSSSs
Not really a hoax but maybe we could start a "lets take our crickets to school day"
>go to pet store and buy crickets
>take to school and release
>mayhem ensues, especially when lights are out
>report back with fun stories and pics
Need to organize a specific day and a report back day.
FTW
Is Hilary in first right now?
How about a hoax to lower her in the race?
I'd rather have Trump win than that stupid feminist cunt.
How about something like Trump helped read to local blind kids? Or Hilary "leaked" nudes when she tried to be a porn star?
Oh, how about her trying to cheat on her husband for revenge?
LOL
>>685781486
>school
Goddamnit.
How many of you are still in high school??
>>685781523
Aight guys its set.....
Muslim man says he gonna wipe off jews off the planet
I found a blog of a person about islamic black flags and battle and all
Lets tweet the link with the hashtag #ripjews
#messiah?
shit like that
>>685781656
>eraticate
Heres the link:
http://allah-and-muhammad-saw-in-my-dreams.blogspot.com/
>>685781829
Im gonna try to get this guys picture. This wont be hoax though cause he is really upto something. Anyway it works for us
>>685781523
>Have to make up Trump doing something good
our next President, ladies and gentlemen
>>685780249
holy genius, batman!
>>685781916
This is what we gonna do. We gonna tweet with hashtag #muslimmessiah #ripjews n shit
And add this link and pic(which im gonna give in some time) as proof
>>685781718
who said anything about high school?
The cricket prank could work in any setting
>>685781953
You're not allowed on 4chan unless you are old enough to have already completely fucked up your life. Get out, baby
>>685775651
Walmart purposely releases mosquitos in its stores to sell more bug repellent and Benadryl cream. Fuck Zika
>be me
>tried to start urban myth
>here's what I came up with:
>"internet virus that can kill a person"
>first, virus spreads to all contacts, then waits
>causes hard drive to spin out of control during am hours.
>"hard drive overheats, causes fire"
>fire burns down house
>occupants perish in fire
Pic unrelated, my new Fitbit
>>685782131
>"let's take our crickets to school day"
>take them to school
High school or lower implied.
No time to HOAX. Now it's time fap
>>685782186
please dont do this to me
We put this on twitter/youtube as life hacks.
Does your phone always heat up really quick and use up a lot of charge?
> Mix one part flour with one part of water until it gets kinda thick, to make your own thermal paste. (THIS MAKES GLUE) and once you have your "homemade thermal paste" apply to the back of your phone, then put your phone case back on and easy "life hack" to get more charge out of your phone.
This hoax will glue peoples phone cases to their phone really pissing them off.
Do you all agree.
We shall do this asap
This thread has potential. Im too stupid to come up with original ideas, though, so for now I'll simply be monitoring.
>>685782585
aren't we all?
>>685782525
i like it... although it seems too obvious
>>685775651
Hillary would make a good president
>>685777147
Hehe
>>685777997
Jesss
K motherfuckers
Heres this guys blog link:
>http://allah-and-muhammad-saw-in-my-dreams.blogspot.com/
We gonna add it with hashtags like:
> #ripjews #muslimmessiah
Pic attached
How to quickly and efficiently dry you wet pet: put in microwave on high for 5 minutes
>>685781486
Underage fag
BLEED4BEIB
>>685782999
Some senile old lady will try it. Explode fluffy
>>685782359
this is underrated
>>685782951
bleep
>>685776107
>>685782359
love it
>>685783282
Somewhat reminds me of Die Hard 4.0
Steve job's cancer attributed to the radiation produced from apples manufacturering
>>685783313
Trump's gonna fuck that girl while looking at Mexico border wall...hehe
>>685782359
Sounds great
>>685782359
Let's spread it, what're we wating for?
>>685780249
TRIPS FOR THIS FUCK YOU RECAPTCHA
guys i might have just found it
what if we put a fiminsit hashtag that says somthing like #notashamedofmypussy
or some shit where girls would post a photo of there vigainas ?
(sorry for bad eng )
>>685782359
Anyone wanna make a fake article about this?
>>685783912
this, not even need to roll, this is
>>685783912
>i mean something like #relesethenipples
Just say that the president is going to pass a "forced binary gender" law or some shit like that on tumblr
>>685783912
Start a womens equality fight where women are also allowed to be topless in all public pools / beaches etc. Feminazis will fall for the trap
ez
>>685783313
Looks like he's fucking his daughter.
There's already accusations of Bill Clinton being a pedophile floating around. We should take advantage of that in some way?
>>685783912
lets make the hashhtag sound hard and powerfull like #Phoenix the wemon wil rise again
they love that shit
>>685784133
who could blame him
>>685784133
Dubs don't lie
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo was found dead from an apparent cocaine overdose this morning in the bed of Panic! At the Disco frontman Brendon Urie.
>>685781486
not in school anymore
fucking kids
Most popular is dead celeb
Easy to manipulate people
Pretty sure I was in the thread when we all convinced the world Micheal Jackson died and they still fucking believe it.
>>685783958
Needs some pseudoscientific mumbo jumbo explanation to make it sound legit
Apple succumbed to the NSA and the next iPhone update will automatically have the camera secretly turned on regardless of user settings and all data is streamed directly to NSA servers.
>>685782359
speaking of fitbits: firmware update causes batteries to explode?
>>685778621
Yeah but I like Tom cruise. John Travolta is way more believable imho
>>685782131
He said school
and I'm not gonna release a bunch of crickets at work and risk losing my job
Here's an idea. Create a fake entity of a little girl, and have somebody go on the phone line of some conservative radio talk show (like Jesse Lee Peterson or some dick), and said girl will come out and say "Bill Clinton raped me on a private plane, and private island"
What would be even more gold is if this triggers actual rape victims of Bill Clinton to come out.
Public schools around the country are responding to the trans-acceptance mandate by enforcing co-ed locker rooms and bathrooms.
This is totally not a referral link
https://liquidlabs.us/?vb=958
>>685784714
Travolta is a douche he died flying his plane over the north pacific. No wreckage or body had yet been discovered
>>685782359
>internet virus that can kill a person
That's the plot of a really bad horror movie, can't think of the name right now.
>>685784693
Blew my hand off this morning. Fap with dominant hand from now on
>>685782734
come on, a hoax needs to be believable
>>685784876
Anti-viral
Just made that up
>>685784501
kek
Child diabetes has been cured but Scientology is suing the FDA to prevent release because it was based on L. Ron Hubbard's cousin's research.
>>685784986
Hillary linked to klan cross burning to gather votes?
>>685781656
>LOL
ugh
Clinton raped my hamster, twice
>>685781486
MODSMODSMODS
>>685781486
>FTW
Who would fucking do that stupid shit?
>>685785367
You
>>685785367
You're clearly a woman.
>>685784767
I'm sure there's plenty of girly sounding g people on 4Chan
McDonalds CEO Steve Easterbrook started the fat acceptance and "beautiful at any size" movement.
>>685785479
Tits or gtfo
>>685784501
Meh. At least it's believable.
>>685784860
Oh shit what a douche bag
>>685776998
>rip in peace
>>685785559
Exactly