Why did you guys elect a fucking psychopath?

>>685771423
I didn't vote for the election though.
Well, mostly herd mentality. But I think he has potential.

>>685771183
send me a wife in the post

>>685772247
Not worth it

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>>685771183
Bal-u-u-u-u-t!

>>685772613
Disgusting as fuck.

>>685772697
Hindi, bakla! Sarap! Chupain mo ako.

Is it true that Filipino girls pussy's have horizontal slits and have cock munching teeth inside ???

>>685773422
Dubs demand an answer!

>>685773422
Filipino here, yes it's true, I got my dick eaten by one

Filipino are all traps

>>685771183
why are philipina chicks such gigantic sluts?

Siquijor is my favourite place. I really like the Philippines and the people.

>>685773785
not all
>>685773960
shitty country want foreign dick because gold diggers
>>685774132
ok

Im also a filipino fag.

I fucking hate this shitty 3rd world country.

>>685774408
same

>>685774408
>3rd world country
But it's literally an american colony.

I cringe every time I hear casual tagalog for some reason. It's something about the language.

Are you Spics, Chinks, or Nigs?

>>685774547
we are the Spics of Asia, I think India or Thailand is the Nigs

>>685774509
It's still a 3'rd world country

And our tv shows are cringy as fuck.

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What is the average size ass of your women?

How many prostitutes can I find per square mile?

I have a BBC. How far could I get into your political system if I were to move there?

Do you guys pop in the loo??

>>685774547

Genetically speaking, East Asian + Polynesian.

So it's chink/pacific islander. Less than 2% from Iberia (where the Spain belongs).

>>685774800
Kalyeserye or the nobela stuff

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>>685774688
Literally first world.

How is it that your women are both super religious yet raging whores at the same time?

Serious question here:

Why are Filipinos so grossly obsessed with family? I dated a Filipino girl and I swear she was a hivemind with her family, to the point where she didn't really have freedom of choice but she didn't even notice or care.

Example:
>I don't do this type of thing, anon.
Family does it
>I love this thing, anon!

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>>685774885
And also are you a strong believer of a flat earth over a spherical one?

How easy is to get sex from underage girls? Is it true I can buy a girl for several hundred dollars?

>>685774885
>What is the average size ass of your women?
flat
>How many prostitutes can I find per square mile?
you from Europe or America?
>I have a BBC. How far could I get into your political system if I were to move there?
Mayor
>Do you guys pop in the loo??
yes...yes

>>685774940
Your filename says cold war alliances 1975. Moron.

>>685774940
It still has the economy of a 3rd world country. So it's a 3rd world.

I like flips but fuck me you people love drama, I every time I out right call a flip out for it, they act like I just murdered their family

>>685775007
tradition

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>>685774885
If the earth were flat (it isn't) it would look like pic related.

>>685774912
Everything.

Why do some of you fuckers use hispanic first/last names?

Not OP, other filipino fag here.

How do I escape from this shitty country permanently.

>>685775297
We were colonized by the Spanish for 300 years till America took over.

>>685775297
Spanish not hispanic
>>685775301
Suck a foreigner's dick and get pregnant

>>685775088
1st/2nd/3rd world are cold war designations.
>>685775143
>switzerland
>austria
>sweden
>finland
"no"

Outdated designations are outdated for a reason.

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>>685775427
>Spanish not hispanic

Are there any major gangs over there?

>>685774885
Nigger

>>685775663
many

>>685774509
Spanish colony- then American possession, then suddenly just.a military base and airport, then suddenly just the airport then suddenly they were left alone to fend for themselves.

Subic Bay Naval petty officer. I whitened the children of several women accidentally. Zero fucks were paid- these were good catholic mini girls giving up head And tail for free- until curiosity killed the cat and they wanted to try Real sex in the pussy.

Pilifino Spanish catolick girls are the best at sucking cock, eager but over-tight anal participants you Won't be able to penetrate unless you're a bastard and just Break them on the first try (get them a standard 7" 2xAA battery vibrating dildo and by the next time you see them they'll have broken themselves in for you), and generally timid or fearfully afraid of vaginal sex because they want to save that for marriage or their future fiancé as an one-tíme engagement treat tease interrupted by coitus interruptus or even sooner than that.

I reverted to anal after getting the pussy the one time but damn if fingering themselves doesn't sometimes cause little mullato spic/chink/nigra Pilifinos.

Good times

Mindanao, Cebu, and dozens of others. Negritos are like the little mini Angela-Davis-Afro-headed niggers of the Philippines. You gotta see them- or catch them all.

Name 3 notable things the Philippines has produced.

>>685771183
Why is your country's economic disparity so bad? I've been to the Philippines before on business and was met with two extremes with no middle ground.

Where I stayed at in Makati City, everything was pricey--even for someone like me who has accumulated some financial success in his life.

However, a short drive away and one is met with slum city: hundreds of shacks built on top of each with countless numbers of squatters and beggars, each individual looking as if he or she was barely clinging onto life. It was a sight to be seen.

>>685771423
Why not elect a psychopath? when America is electing a fucktard.

>>685775951
>generally timid or fearfully afraid of vaginal sex because they want to save that for marriage or their future fiancé as an one-tíme engagement treat tease interrupted by coitus interruptus or even sooner than that.
wat

>>685772247
The girl with the selfie stick is Maine Mendoza if you wanna know.

I'm white. What 4 words can I say to any non-prostitute filipina to instantly get her on my dick?

we are posed as extremely religious, obsessed with western culture, noisy ass monkeys by media and unfortunately that is true for 60% of our population although our country isn't as bad as what most think

>>685776099
Poor people here don't work but complain that they don't have money while rich people work and work until their money gives out money.

>>685775951
And this is why they don't like american military bases in japan and korea.
No offense, but you guys are literally sharks.

>>685776309
I am very rich

>>685776099
Such is rampant capitalism left unchecked. Give it a dozen of years and you'll see the USA in the same state.

>>685776309
>non-prostitute filipina
sorry anon but they're all sloots

>>685771183
Are there women in the Philippines or do you only have ladyboys?

Also are you looking forward to sinking into the sea?

>>685774940
Underrated post

Our lands, roads. and establishment was sold to other countries during the term of shitty presidents. So basically we live in a country that we don't own, its quite something

>>685777063
>Are there women in the Philippines or do you only have ladyboys?
there are
>Also are you looking forward to sinking into the sea?
yes

>>685771183
How slutty are the women?

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I used to work remotely with an office full of filipinas. A few were pretty sweet and generally good company, but a couple were completely transparent about wanting to get wifed and green carded to the US.

I used to flirt with those ones and give them hope, only to tell them that the only way I could marry them is if they denounced their God and accepted Satan as their Lord. Shit was keks

Why are there so many varied appearances to Filipino women?

Some are comparable to Chinese/Japanese/Korean women in skin complexion and facial features but generally have more consistency in big tits and asses while some look like goddam porch monkeys.

It's off putting.

>>685774547

every filipino ever describes themselves as "mixed spanish and chinese."

>>685777373
We like to cross breed. The half white filipina girls usually look better than their purebred counter parts anyways, misa campo is half, look her up

What's up w all the gaycentric comedy in the 80's? Also, why are the most pangek mfrs be hams on live TV breh?

>>685777295
u made me laugh

>>685777373
I always described them as "melty Asians" because they seemed to have something strange about their appearing, like they were left in the sun for a little too long.

>>685777777
this guys is gay

>>685776057
Rum, mail order brides, and rampant gossip

>>685777777

ladyboys? I rarely see any since you can easily distinguish a man and a woman anyway. maybe if you dig deeper through cheap bars and clubs you might see some quality traps

Lots if flips where I live, nice people, like them better than my own kind. Flip birches can be hot but no ass most of the time.

I used to think all Filipinas are fucking disgusting looking, because the ones I saw in the US married to white guys are all fucking 0/10 porch monkeys.

Then some filipinofag here showed me the high-grade Filipinas and holy fuck, they're not bad at all.

1. Plz post any hot Filipinas (no darkies plz)

2. White guy going to Manila (theoretically), possible to meet such girls online? Any angle to work?

>>685777918
1
no pic
2
no, there's a lot of catfish here

also, why do filipinos have ABSOLUTELY NO CRITICAL THINKING ABILITY? i mean fucking ZERO. you can tell them any bullshit and they'll believe it. they are possibly the most gullible people in the word.

>>685778090
story please

>>685778047

Any way to meet girls like that then?

I once went to another "poor" country and was able to meet a few upper-middle-class girls online, then met swarms of others through their friends. not bad tbh. wonder if can do same in flipland.

ITT: flips circlejerking

SEA countries are the 3rd worse asians
1st being the chinese 2nd are the mudslimes

Are they still planting bullets in people's bags at the airport?

when will you guys stop sucking uncle sam's dick?

>>685777918
A filipina friend of mine explained to me that only the "exotic" girls are looking for foreign dick. The normal ones don't really care.

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>>685777918
Hot Filipina

>filipino fag here

>>685778256
online parts probably facebook but catfish is high, high class places is a good start

>>685778317
ITT: flips pretending to be non flips

trust me i know because im a flip

>>685778220

too many. one simple example, check out all the miracle health cures filipina housewives are always selling each other.

that and filipinos i think expect other people to also have no critical thinking ability, and tell the fucking stupidest lies.

i once made the mistake of hiring a filipino dude (with no immigration papers, i'm pretty sure) for some house remodeling shit. holy fuck, the lies he'd tell just to avoid working. fuck man, if you don't want the job, then why did you offer to do it in the first place? and many similar experiences with filipinos.

>>685774983
kek

>>685771183
wtf is up with your new president elect?

>>685778426

she ok. certainly better than the porch monkey look. looks a bit too latina for my taste though.

>>685778527

thankspo bropo

been there
slum like streets but india's worse but still

>>685773194
cringe
pls kys

>>685775829
Name some then faggot

>>685771183
and the ugly guys losers are ugly and try to look attrative but smell like dog poop and try to bother popular people

>>685778335
Is like to know this as well. The main reason I would never travel there

What the hell do you guys think a filipina looks like?

most girls that you see in your country lives in houses made of scraps

and those in porn are cheap ass prostitutes that you can bang for 10 dollars

>>685778574
Pinoys are lazy, I've seen it
>>685778699
urpo welcomepo, o and don't fuck 14 year old girls there

>>685778817
Akyat bahay gang

>>685771183
What's the name of those breakfast sausages that are kind of sweet and garlicy in flavour? They're pretty good.

>>685779037
kek

>>685778938
I dated a magazine model while I was there who apparently had money, by their standards. She lived with her parents and her house still looked like a chicken shack, complete with chickens. Didn't seem too worried about money though. Dad was a cop, so that was neat.

>>685771183
and they smell like shit and bother people

Mga ulol mga tao dito. Shit.

>>685778980

the thing is though,

non-filipino: "nah, i don't wanna work"

filipino: "my cousin's landlord was kidnapped by space aliens and my roommate developed cancer so i had to travel to the moon but my spaceship got a flat tire so that's why i didn't come to work yesterday."

maybe it has something to do with catholic confession?

>>685779387
and the ugly guys losers are unattrative and smell like dog shit and thats why there embarssing

>>685779057

cocks

>>685779470
tng ina mo, uwi ka na sa bahay gago

one of the reasons why i hate being a filipino
see
>>685779587
>>685779470

>>685779532
and there ugly and smell like shit and have no friends like the ugly guys losers

>>685779523
nah they're just lazy, you should see the roads here

>>685775067
Less if you know where to look

>>685779057
Longanisa

>>685775067
you can get them for free anon

Why did you all come to winnipeg?

>>685779587
>>685779470
kidz pls
kindly read the global rule 2 then go and stay go

>>685779850
>tinatawag ka na ni Aling Maria, Jose uwi ka na sa bahay
should have done it like this

>>685771183
get in here >>685772355

Tell me about daisy destruction

>>685780251
oooooh edgy

i get the feeling that you're one of the my fellow peenoise that brags on fb that they've been to deepweb and considers 4chan a part of it