I'm....white?

>I'm reading this post

>>685756597
/thread

I know my dad

I can count to three

I don't care what people call me.

My kids have 529 plans.

And I have to go to work. By anon.

>>685756553
i am at college right now
Works?

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>>685756553
>I have mayo on everything

i have never been charged with a felony
i own my own house
i went to school
i know who my kids are
i prefer hockey and baseball to basketball and football

>>685756553
I own stocks

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Could have sworn I heard a Nigel thread

95% of the time I won't leave my pregnant white girlfriend.

>>685756553
Yikes

I make $80k a year, I vape, I have no debt, and I know my dad.

>>685756553
I dislike niggers

I tuck my son into bed every night
I pay taxes, I don't collect welfare
Never been in the back of a police car
Not to keen on watermelon OR fried chicken
My car has the same rims on it that it came from factory

>>685756553
I'm so white, I order you to say 'flank steak'

I still own slaves

I like fried chicken

>>685756981
found the arab

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Voting for Trump

Posts fag post like this.

My skin colour is white..sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>685756730
nope, free education plans for niggers and spics.
you might just be there to use the computer.

I absolutely don't like fried chicken...

I like cats and don't use a washcloth when I shower

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fucked the same woman for 8 years and always been employed DAMN SON

>>685756553
You believe you created civilization

>>685756553
I've never been arrested.

>>685756553

my shit is not the same color as me

>>685757324
How's that working out for Africa.

I have a job and have never been arrested.

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I'm on /b/

>>685756553
I still think that a waist pouch is both fashionable AND practical.

>>685756553
I have an extensive understanding of human history and I'm proud of my European heritage.

The history of everything started with my birth, I refuse to acknowledge history has any effect on the present

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you got white genocide coming

I am married with 3 kids, i live with them and support them
I dont have a criminal record

I do coke, not crack

Cops don't shoot me when I reach for my wallet

I don't think that black lives matter.

I'm not a nigger

>>685756553
I have no kids, not on welfare, never been arrested, and I don't care for watermellon

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>>685756553
my dick is average as average gets...5.6 inches of sadness. at least I have two parents who have been married for 31 years.

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>>685757367
Me too

I own a Limb Bizkid album

>>685756553
senior position in and corporate empire.

>>685757463
>>685757379
>>685757329
pro level

elite level
>>685757533

Never goes to prison, I know my dad, I have two diplomas and I can't climb tree

When all things are equal I fear white women will have no need for me.

My kid plays with toys and wears trainers that I bought him not ones other people by for their kids

>>685756553
I have a job, wife, pay taxes, kids, and money in the bank.

I still don't know what "kappa" means

>>685756553
I'm on the website known as 4chan...

I'm not a criminal

I know what a decanter is.

I get to sit at the front of the bus.

>>685756553
I wear nothing but cargo shorts all year round.

>>685757722
Doubt it given you can't even string a fucking sentence together
>in and
>hurr durr corporate manager at Basement inc. conglomerate. Junior Vice President of Global Fedora distribution.

>>685758024
Nice. Do you wear some crocs with those bad boys?

>>685756914
how white are you

>>685756948
>factory rims
Fucking kek anon

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>>685758053
vs. jibba jabba plug spot bixnood llc purp chickn house peoples llc

I'm privileged... apparently

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>>685756553
I'm angry that my money got taken away and blame minorities for it because the people who have all the money now told me that it's their fault.

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>I finished high school and have applied to college

My son calls his grandmother nana and non mom. He calls his mother mom and not Kiki

>>685756597
White skin doesn't mean you can't be a nigger

See: whiggers / trailer trash

Nigger isn't a black man only thing! What are you? Racist?

>>685758094
Nah, im aussie.
Thongs (Or flip flops for the wogs)

i often read classic literature next to my fireplace whilst sipping red wine
i know what quinoa is and actually like it

I bought my bike

>>685758439
Yeah fkn oath cob. You running double pluggers

I know my father

>>685757460
This is the only answer

>>685758446
you're asian.

I know my dad

I have great credit

>>685758603
you stole my ansewr you are truly negro

I bought my bike and phone.

Seinfeld was a great show

i have money

>>685756553
i'm 25 yo and still in training. haven't worked a full time job even my life is more than 1/4 over

>>685758773
You misspelled 'Friends'

I work

Officer warned me before tazing me

I do wipe my ass after taking a dump.
Im not invisible in the shadows.
I bought my TV.
Never raped a girl.
I can read.

>>685756553
>probably just highschool educated lol
<white IQ is not that high

I talked to my dad today.

Me and my country's favourite saying is fuck off we're full

>>685758917
THIS

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14/88

>>685758998

;^D

I voted for Mitt Romney.

>>685758998
>uses lol
>uses normal speech in greentext
newfag
>inb4 i was pretending to be retarded

I know the difference between "asked" and "axed".

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phantasmagorical

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this is my sister. happy?

>>685756914
>I vape
OP said prove you're white, not prove you're a huge faggot

>>685759056
We need Pauline Hanson and/or Bob Katter now more than ever. LNP and ALP are both shit muslims cock suckers

When times were tough I didn't apply for welfare or take any other kinds of handouts.

Parents have multiple sets of decorative plates glasses and other fancy shit

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>>685759187
Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with your family's genes???

>>685756914
>have no debt

He's hiding his true financial condition out of shame! I think this one's actually white, guys.

>>685756553

i love acoustic guitar music

I have enough money to post shit on the internet.

I barely listen to hip hop/rap.

I make over 70 k

My family aren't all super proud of me for being the first one in my family to finish high school

>>685756553
>Good education
>Good job
>Savings
>No debt
>No baby momma
>Know my parents
>Parents still married
>Never arrested
>Expensive clothes, watches and car
>Clothes, watches and car are not flashy
>Live in good neighborhood

I could go on but will stop here.

I'm a straight cis white male who's voting for Bernie.

my favorite band is van halen, I love dogs and I have a job.

>>685759388
fuck you fucking nigger hating on white genes

>>685760007
You just sound leke someone that will be either shooting up a school or bitching about killing yourself here in a matter of time...

my kids know who I am

>>685758874
Friends doesn't even compare to seinfeld. Seinfeld pushed boundaries

>>685756553
I drive for Uber

>>685756553
i live in maine

I can afford to buy coke

>>685760184
The jealousy is strong in you, young Padawan.

>>685756553
Iam able to pay for the internet and landline connection

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I make racist threads about my skin color to mask insecurities.

>>685760054
u are a hidden nigga

I can pronounce the word "ask" correctly

I can't dance

>>685757306
5 minutes outdoors in the summer gives me sunburn

Damn sun

>>685760424
So you're a nigger?

>>685756553
Asians are educated, Hispanics outside of the US often find their basic education to be extremely important, rich Arabs are also usually attend prestigious Universities (although that doesn't guarantee that they are educated). So basically you have narrowed yourself down to not being black.

I masturbate while I watch my wife getting fucked by 3 niggers

I've never eaten kfc and don't have ebola

>>685757533
fucking lost

I liable to go on a shooting spree if I don't get a good job which I feel I am entitled to.

I use a wood fireplace to stay warm not a 44 gallon drum

I don't beat my girlfriend

i hate the sun, i love the winter

I have 1 golden retriever not 6 pit bulls

I wear a belt

I can't dance

>>685756553
I've lived with both of my parents

>>685760573
>"why I'm white"
>i am know my daddy and niggers sucks LOL!!!

>>685759187
Sauce?

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I'm completely black and proud of it.
Pic related

I like traps

i buy my games

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There's your proof, my good sirs.

>>685761171
>>685759187
sauce? bitch this IS my sister

>>685756553
I have blue eyes

>>685761345
Got any with her mouth open?I'm thinking of starting a cock tribute thread.

>>685761111
Checked White boi

>>685761549
fuck off cheeky cunt

I don't have dreads

I have a small penis.

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>>685761111

>>685756553
I fucked 5 different girls yesterday night

>>685756553
Things I consider to be games: chess, monopoly, table tennis, pin the tail on the donkey

Things I don't consider to be games: punching elderly women while my friend films with a cell phone

>>685761868
Nice one Duquan

I use clean clothes every single day

>>685756553
The fathers of girls of any race don't want to kill themselves for failing as a parent after they meet me

>>685756553
I only use a dab of cologne, rather than dumping an entire bottle of it on my head and down my shirt

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>>685762092
This

>>685759094
Clean your fucking room.

>>685756553
I don't blame my skin color for greasy hair.

>>685762092
I was in a club a while ago I was having a beer with this black cunt who was a mate of a mate. Cunt pulled a bottle of
Cologne out of his jeans and asked if I wanted some. What the actual fuck

>>685756553
I never gave Rent a Center a fake address

>>685756553
I'm Estonian

>>685762454
I guess you smell like fuck then.

I bought a bike

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I was born rich.

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>>685762867
I think you mean "worked hard and had to earn every cent you've got without any help from anyone". Nice try, my dark-skinned friend.

>>685756553
I'm employed
I'm a legal gun owner
I don't have any children to a woman that is not my wife.
I don't commit random acts of violence
I am trying to buy a house

>>685756553
I'm considered a CIS male rapist scum by people of the same skin color.

>I graduated early.

Also. Czech em.

I do not rape women

>>685756553
>not spelling edumacated

>Clearly a nigger.

>>685756755
>species

>>685756553
im a gay fucking nigger

>>685763078
My parents and grandparents are already well off, my fathers makes 6 figures, why would you assume everyone was born broke and then rose up from ashes?

>>685756553
>Wincest

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>>685756553
got a job....

>>685756553
I don't like Kim Kardashian or Tyler Perry.

I have a small dick

>>685763401
Generational wealth? You must be a communist.

I am a medical student. Ever seen a black doctor? Scrubs doesn't count.

>>685756553
I like kfc and watermelon

>>685756553
I fuck my sister while waving the Confederate flag

>>685761334
Your hand looks like a Mario Glove

>>685756553
I'm in school and don't have a baby

>>685763634
hahaha look at this retarded broke kid. I'm so not surprised this mentality of labeling communists exists outside of /pol/ as well. Might as well go ahead and call me a kkk pledged guy as well? Where are you from? Slums of detroit?

>>685764024
Looking down on the poor? You must be a communist.

i take a shower once a day

I catfished my cousin to get nudes.

>>685757697
He's what you call a coconut. Brown on the outside but white on the inside.

I've never stole a bike

Never been arrested.

>>685756553
I use my forskin to conceal cum while I walk to the bathroom to empty it in the toilet.

>>685756553
I have never tried to become a rapper

>>685756765
Uhh im white and ive been charged with a felony. I guess the difference is i wasnt convicted, ahaha

My dick is 5 1/2 erect.

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I have a job, and support a family

>>685764364
found the socialist democrat. try to spot the noun and adjective here.

I don't live in a cardboard box i stole from a white person

>im poor
>work in construction
>i live on a farm


shit /b/, i think i might be a nigger

>>685756553
>educated
>employed
>despite low income able to maintain a decent standard of living
>mainly due to a healthy amount of frugality and not spending what should be my savings on drugs and a car worth more than my apartment
>my last run-in with police involved my wallet being returned and me not pressing charges on the kid who had it
>as a child my most criminal behavior involved getting other kids to sell soda and candy I bought wholesale vis a vis help from my parents who thought I was merely sharing it with friends, paying a couple resident bullies to keep off my merchants by giving them a small supply and encouraging them to push around anyone who tried to get wise on my operation, etc

I don't know if Spaghetti Americans are niggers now but that last part didn't feel stereotypically Giuseppe until I read it back to myself.

>21
>No job
>Living at home
>No kids
>Senior in college for Psychology and Criminal Justice
>Savings is going to summer classes
>Plan to get my Ph.D in Clinical Psychology

Am I a nigger?

>>685765011
Doesn't know that socialists are all space jews that serve the Great Old One Gov-Ur-Mont? You must be a communist.

l am the only race that engages in cuckoldry.

>>685765275
>college
>savings
>plans
No.

>>685765275
approaching nigger status in 1 month

>>685765160
>as a child my most criminal behavior involved getting other kids to sell soda

stop right there. Are you me?

>>685765293
The Japanese?

>>685765011
'Socialist' is used as an adjective in this case.

>>685765275
No, your a women.

>>685765370
Are you a small town Massachusetts nerd who's only social skills are lying well and making authority figures think you respect them?

Did you have a brief stint of running the numbers for your older brother's bike theft ring and being the bookie for your high school sports teams' betting pools?

i shoot up schools

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>>685756553
I'm voting for trump

I'm not on welfare

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>>685764806
Here's a diagram

>>685765423
*Womyn

>>685765568
You have stepped your game, from the childhood me standards I see. Good for you

>>685765803
Saved. New secret semen meme.
Thanks

>>685765278
bait harder poor kid bait harder.

>>685756553
I'm Turkish American. Do you people consider me white?

I have 3 daughters with typical names, no Shaniquias here.
I have a 6" dick I've never shown to the neighbors kids.
I don't smell like dirty wet carpet.
My house is worth more than my car.
My car is worth more than the wheels on it.
There is not a couch in my front yard (no crack dealers out there either).

I think vanilla ice is a good rapper

>>685766134
Turkish people are absolutely not white.

>>685766171
I forgot 1

I've never fucked any of my 3 daughters

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>>685766171
>My car is worth more than the wheels on it.

i have a little dick

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>>685756553
I can carry one of these and not get killed if I run into a cop

>>685766260
So do 99.5% of the nuggets creeping around out there

Was born in 80's Ireland, and am not famous. Both of our 20th century black people were famous.

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>>685766214
Some of us are though

>pic related

I also have blue eyes

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>>685766214
Also pic related

>Anzu

I live in a trailer
I drive a diesel pickup truck

I've never killed anyone
My family have never owned a gun
We live in a 10k sq ft house
There are 3 college degrees for four people in our house

>>685759187
Its a fucking trap !
show nudes and dick

>>685756553
Asian detected

>>685757362
Good one lmaoooo

>>685766661
who is this cute little slut

>>685766975
your ex gf

Music is like candy. Its all good once you get rid of the (w)rappers

Cop let me going after pulling me over at 120 on a 45. Still took my 7 grams of weed i just purchased though.

>>685756553
I pay taxes early. Cops arrive at my house within 2 minutes if I call them. I don't get pulled over for driving while black (which is fucking bullshit, you got pulled over because you did something wrong)

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>>685758594
closet asian, apparently....

>>685758874
I'm sorry millennial, but friends is the most factory made, milktoast, laughter track, no substance, faux intellectual sitcom ever devised.
0 replay value.

>>685756553
I only know one word for 'house', it's house

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>>685756553
>>685756553
I've never been on Maury for a paternity test.

>>685761334
0 callous, almost translucent skin.
If you weren't 15 years old I'd tip my fedora to you sir.

>>685767492
l don't think so, old timer.

>>685767644
That just makes you an idiot.

>>685767720
>>685767720
Not the guy you're replying to, but he is right.

I'm Australian and none of my ancestors were fucked over by the British.

>>685765803
so you mean that when you cum is only a few drops , or that you have a 10 cm long foreskin...

>>685767492
It's nowhere near as shitty as The Big Bang Theory.