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>>685756279
stop making these threads, you faggot
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>>685756279
my cars friend tried to mom me in the back of my friends mom back
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>>685756362
same
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>>685756279
>my friends mum tried to finger my mom me in the back of my friend's mom car
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>>685756333
check'd
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>>685756362
same
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>>685756333
or you stop replying
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>>685756279
I got dubs
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>>685756279
i enjoy killing muslims
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>>685756518
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>>685756518
No you don't
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>>685756568
umm..ok...but I do...
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>>685756511
Checked
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>>685756709
Ummm OK but no you don't
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>>685756757
o rly? but I have
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I was in a car crash that left me with erectile dysfunction for three months. During the last month, I had to ask a close friend of mine to help my girlfriend get off sexually.
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>>685756798
oh rly? cus moms friend carred me in the back of my moms back
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>>685756802
fuck off cuck. she could have just shoved a dildo in her cunt but no u want her to have that nigger dick
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>>685756279
When two other male friends of mine and myself found a pornomagazine, we shortly started having sex at sleepovers. BJ, anal, everything. We were 9 and 10.
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lost my keys today. found them in the anus of OP's mom.

>its always in the last place you look.
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>>685756968
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>>685756802

Using your tongue wasn't enough?
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I'm a mom, who fingered my 14 year old daughter who I personally encourage to dress sexually implicitly to turn on men, in the back of a car.
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>>685757055

all kids do this shit.

most turn out straight.

nothing worthy of "secret" status.
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I let my 7 and 9yo nephews watch me and my gf having sex. also let them shower with us
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>>685757064
i found Op's mum in your mums doot hole
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>>685757120
Share pizza?
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>>685757165

jesus... you're still around?

>fuuuuck.
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>>685757120
finally the legend emerges
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>>685756279
fuck u they're secrets for a reason.
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>>685757232
>the legend

damn straight. cause it's not true. and only a story that gets passed on from anon to anon.
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>>685757139
None of us were, or are, gay. We just didn't have access to females. But I can't have this faggotry known. It would make for disastrous consequences.
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>>685757120
Did she like it? How was your relationship after that?
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>>685757288
It's true! Who would lie on the internet?

That's just..... Wrong!
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I fell in love once and things ended badly. I've emotionally manipulated every girl I've dated since then.
I'm a sex addict.
I pluck my nipple hairs when they turn dark and have an obsession with cleaning my ears with q tips (a mild form of OCD)
I escorted for a while, people payed me to let them suck my cock, was a nice gig.
I'm a LaVeyan Satanist. (Not really a secret but not something I tell everyone cause people are retarded).
I have an IQ of 134 but i play it off like I'm stupid because my work ethic is trash and i don't want people to actually expect anything from me.
That and i never seed my torrents. Bite me.
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Even as an adult, I still pretend. When I'm on the toilet I pretend I'm shitting in a cozy cabin in the woods somewhere or I'm in the bowels of a massive castle or fortress or something. When I go to sleep I usually pretend I am I'm an underground, fallout-type vault/bunker, or I'm in a castle. When I eat dinner or drink beer alone, I imagine I'm in some sort of Viking-type mead hall after a long day of war shit.

I don't know why I do this. I'm almost 20. I live a fairly normal life and I am a functioning member of society but I'm constantly daydreaming about fantasy universes I create. Maybe I should write a book or something.
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>>685757360
>>685757205
Newfags.

Too much summer around here.
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>>685757211
maybe
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I fucked my highschool teacher.

I was homeschooled.
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>>685757459
Keep imagining anon. The world gets dark and grey the older you get. Don't ever let it crush your freedom.
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>>685757588

nice twist mnightshamalan
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>>685757459
Dude that just means you're a creative type, thats good.
Write a book or harness that creativity somewhow.
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>>685757461
>implying I'm new here
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>>685757459

similar shit here, i usually pretend i am part of an adventuring grp whose members i completely make up, its pretty fun
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>>685757423
>I'm a LaVeyan Satanist
I can see why you would keep it a secret. You'd get so many swirlies and wedgies if that came out.
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>>685757665
You're too new to not take the bait, so newfag.
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>>685757459
It's called an imagination, relax bro.
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I still suck my thumb
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>>685757165
if I was your nephew
would I get to fuck your gf
if I made a pass at her?
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Considered killing someone because they're loud and obnoxious about my waifu on the internet, I genuinely have feelings for her. He's another anon. I have all the information I need to do it. I think I might be crazy. Talk me out of it.
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>>685757055
>>685757211
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>>685756555
>>685756333

dubs/trips errywhere
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>>685757842

nice try anon, now get that dick out of your mouth
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>>685757740
More like people dont know the difference between LaVeyan Satanism and Luciferian Satanism and can't use google.
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>>685757740
What the Fuck is a leyvan Satanist? Sounds like the vegans of satanism
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>>685757879
>has all the information
>still anon
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>>685757879

we wont, do it, film it, post it
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sometimes I wake up and go thru another fucking day without killing myself and taking out a large group of people with me. then I jerk off and go to sleep
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I promised my gf to delete the naked pics and sex videos we made. I didn't.
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molested. get off to it now. that is all.
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>>685757093
A tongue can only go so far...
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>>685756279
I liek mudkips.
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>>685757914
No, he's right. I'd kick your ass just because you sound like a whiny bitch that needs an ass kicking.
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>>685757879

KILL THEM AND MARRY YOUR WAIFU
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>>685757916
Pretty much agnosticism, with the belief that every human is their own god in charge of their own fate.
And carnal "sin" (aka anything that brings you pleasure) is good and should be sought out.
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>>685758046
How do i sound like a whiny bitch?
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>>685758084

so the vegans of satanism, got it
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>>685757964
And you haven't posted them everywhere...... Because?
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>>685758084
So pretty much atheism.
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>>685757964

come on, be bad, post it here
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fucked my youngest sister when she was in HS.

>i was in my 20's.
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>>685757914
You wish that was the reason. It's totally not that you're a group of socially awkward geeks that dress up in robes and perform atheistic rituals.
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>>685757952
>>685758060
Kek, not sure what I expected from /b/. Alright I'll go through with it.
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>>685758144
Kind of.
Can't find any books Luciferian Satanism, so LaVeyan Satanism is my go to.
Nice dubs.
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>>685757423
hows freshmen year of highschool treating ya
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>>685758134
You subscribe to a subset group of a group of people that deserved getting their ass kicked.

Emo - scene kids - Goths - faggots like that. Their ass demands kicking. You make it worse by trying to be a special(ier) snowflake amongst already special snowflakes
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>>685758215
More like spiritual agnosticism, but yeah kind of.
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>>685756279
I'm literally Adolf Hitler. Could somebody please check with Simon Wiesenthal to see if we're still playing hide-and-seek?
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>>685758427
So no God is God, but Satan is your God?
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>>685758427
But how do you define spiritualism?
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>>685756968
Kek
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>>685757964
The trick is to copy them to an other folder. Then delete the first set of images. That way, it isn't lying.
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I currently have an erection that's persisted more than four hours.
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>>685758144
another
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>>685756333
How new are you. If you don't like the shitty threads just filter them you retard.
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>>685758279
LaVeyan Satanists dont do rituals m8, thats Luciferian Satanists.
Like I said, Google is your friend.
Also I've never met another Laveyan IRL
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>>685758518
Edgy
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>>685756279
My older brother passed out on xanax and jack daniels lastnight and i sucked his dick and jacked off on his cock and balls
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>>685758495
If you haven't started on a law degree, you should.
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>>685758533
Dat dub train.
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I'm not in love with her I just want to fuck her and know it won't happen.
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>>685758578
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
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>>685757964
Print them then delete them then scan them.
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>>685756279
I stalk everyone I love and I want to stop but I just HAVE to know if he updated his social media so I sit at Twitter and snapchat and YouTube and whatever else I can find and refresh and refresh and hope he's posted something and I want to talk to him but he never responds to my emails even though I've sent him different emails on different accounts with very different subjects and fuck man I just want him to love me but I know he never will because I'm just a creepy peice of shit.

Anyone know where I can get help and stop stalking him? Just tips are good too.
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>>685758708
No tips but have these dubs instead.
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>>685758540
Haven't you even read The Satanic Bible by LaVey?

Since you love google so much, why not google "The Invocation of Satan"
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>>685758708
Go outside. Engage in real life.
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>>685758583

it just keeps going lol
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>>685758708
Femanon?
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>>685758363
I'm not Emo or Goth though, just laveyan.
I dress in nice clothes and go to uni so I can get my degree.
LaVeyan =/= Goth/Emo
Although laveyans who are also goth/emo do tend to be whiny bitchy cunts and do deserve ass beatings you do have a point there.
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>>685758708
Continue doing it. Other people can't be trusted.
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>>685758348
Was pretty shitty back in 2011, I'm a sophomore at uni, your point?
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Several years ago I came upon my passed out gf at a party we were at and gently fingered her asshole and filmed it. She was never into anal stuff.
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A female cousin touched me when I was sleeping
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>>685758276
>>685758578
incest thread!

lost my virginity to my sister
we fucked for years until she moved out
bro joined the fun eventually, we used to spitroast sister together
bro and i also used to suck/fuck each other until we were in our late teens
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>>685758961
Greentext plz
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>>685758962
>bro and i also used to suck/fuck each other until we were in our late teens

way to kill my boner bro.
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>>685758961
Were you in the back of a car?
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>>685758489
No, more like you are your own god and you want to better yourself as much as possible to be better than everyone else.
It's more a philosophy than a religion tbh
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>>685758778
I try and I go out every day but I can't stop thinking about him either way.
>>685758767
Almost
>>685758873
That's what my paranoia says and why I don't tell anyone I know
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>>685759025
That just makes it harder anon.
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Fingered my ass for a guy on omegle
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>>685758492
Depends on your beliefs.
Some /x/ teir fags say ghosts and shit but to me it's more like intuition I guess?
I dont believe in spirits or demons.
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>>685759128

13 year old girl/boy detected.

>kill yourself.
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i'm a fat chick and i use angle pics on kik to get attention
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>>685759068
He doesn't talk to you
He won't talk to you
He isn't even a reality to you
You do not even factor for a microsecond in his thoughts.

If you were able to get Into his thoughts for a second, they wouldn't be pleasing and instantly dismissed.

Your literally better off becoming a 5 dollar crack addled hooker than wasting anymore time on this shit.
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>>685759177
Was 20 at the time
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>>685758776
Rituals are for autists though m8.
I read the satanic bible more like a philosophical code, rather than a grimoire cause im not a tard.
It's all in how you read it though.
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>>685759177
>>685759199

dubs won't stop lol
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>>685758708
That's just the very old matter of love and obsession rearing its ugly head in the new context of the age of social media. In The Miller's Tale by Chaucer, the guy refused to stop singing outside the girl's house. Today, he would have been F5ing her Twitter and FB-page all day.

That being said, there may well be cures. A popular house remedy is to have sex with a whole heap of other people.
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>>685759267
Thank you
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>>685759199

nice doubles fattie.
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>>685759068
Kill yourself you crazy fucking bitch
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>>685759025
well then you're in luck, i used to have a great way to get my bro's dick hard...
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>>685759418
>>685759397
And thank you too!

>>685759429
No thank you
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I secretly hate this shit thread but can't help but post in it
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I made up a new identity to escape my crminal record and moved cross country.
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>>685759068
I gave up on relationships as a whole because I can't trust anyone I have feelings for. What you're doing is understandable. I don't see any reason to quit doing it. Do you think you'll be able to feel comfortable not knowing what he's doing?
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>>685759418
No worries. Keep it as a mantra. Not a hurtful one. But a realization.

Unhealthy obsessions are exactly that - unhealthy!
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>>685759454
>well then you're in luck, i used to have a great way to get my bro's dick hard...

stop posting your gay shit nigger. no one cares.
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I'm wealthy as fuck and i have 4 sugar babies living with me. My family has no clue i have women here and think i'm a workaholic who will never find love. They have no idea i'm actually living off of commissions and patent license fees. I literally don't work anymore.
I even have a different home address now and i haven't even informed them.
I once saw an old lady get shot in the head at the ATM machine.
I masturbated into my sister's panties when i was a kid. I even know for a fact she has been wearing the ones i just came into.
Saved a girl's life once. She drove her car into the canal. I opened her door to get her out. I fuck her on a regular basis now. Never told anyone.
I have very unpopular political views; i hide them from my family because they would hate it.
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>>685759017
>>685759039
My family had went to a reunion. I had never met her before,her family had the biggest house so all the younger family members slept there. We'll for a few nights I would wake up with a mess in my pants I thought it was cause I was not able to masterbate. Then on the second to last night I wake up and there is my cousin jerking me off , I ask her what she is doing and she bolts out of the room. I just go back to sleep and she avoids eye contact with me for the last two days
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My biggest desire is to find a woman who, in exchange for all of my money, would kill me using only her bare feet. I wish it could be considered assisted suicide by just signing some papers and waiving responsibility for her. That would be great. Until that becomes a thing though, this will be a fantasy.
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>>685758776
Also thats *Invocation To Satan.
And its faggy poetry not to be taken seriously.
Its about dedicating yourself to a mindset, not summoning Uncle Satan for a game of craps.
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i pretend to be a man here because the moment you mention you are a female you are bombarded with hate and demands for pictures of your breasts.
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>>685757879
How about kill yourself instead you stupid piece of shit
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>>685759385
Indeed. Autists like LaVeyan satanists, for instance. But since you clearly didn't even know about the rituals, I think I can go ahead and assume that you are not one of them. You're probably not an unmitigated autist as much as you are a poser with a lot of his beloved googling still ahead of him.
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>>685756279
>ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

>>685759652
>stop posting your gay shit nigger
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Just checking in with dubs.
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>>685759764
So you mean a ritual, precisely?
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>>685759770
That's cause we hate females, but love tits.

Why do you think trap threads go so well? Perfect demographic.

So.... Bout them tits.
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>>685759773
I've considered it. If one of us has to die I'd prefer it be him rather than me though.
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My gf is a prostitute
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>>685759764
Clearly. But it doesn't stop those LARPing nerds from dressing up in robes, as is prescribed by the text.
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>>685759915
>So.... Bout them tits.

here some off google.
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>>685758708
Kill yourself
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>>685759915
maximum kek

never change, /b/...
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>>685759955
You won't do or say anything about it, you little bitch. Noones going to die, unless you shoot yourself.
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>>685759778
The Invocation To Satan isnt a ritual though m8.
A ritual would be in a grimoire.
The Satanic Bible doesnt have any rituals in it.
The most it has is some faggy poetry because Lavey was into psychedelics.
And I just like the philosophy behind laveyanism.
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When i was 11 i asked my mom to show me her breast..
yesterday i saw them accidentally lol they are pretty nice, remind me of Jasmine Caro's
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>>685759770
Probably because women are fucking annoying and the only reason people act like they care about you in real life is because they want to bang you. Now post tits you stupid slut
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>>685760030

Do you get at least a percentage of the profit?
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I cum in my friends sisters shampoo and conditioners and lotions every single chance I get.
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>>685760041
Was that so hard?

You're here hassle free and now I'm jerking it to your fake tits.
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>>685759495
Kill yourself.
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>>685760091
>>685760030

No she keeps it all
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>>685760030
Do you have to pay her everytime you bump crotches?

>>685760034
Ew, those are the fags that give laveyanism a bad name.
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>>685760063
Is it something you do or say in practice of your not religion relgion?
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>>685757139
>All kids do this shit.
>All kids
>All

>NIgga I Never did this shit
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>>685759955
Well consider it harder you fucking retard, kill yourself, make it a reality
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I am Russian
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>>685760272
Sorry for your loss anon.

>most non retarded kids do this.
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>>685760272

closeted homosexual detected.
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>>685760058
I haven't fully committed to doing it yet for obvious reasons but seeing that faggot talk about her pisses me off more than anything. I've done all the research on the guy that I need, now Im just trying to decide whether or not to actually do it and how to do it discreetly if I decide I will. I don't care if you believe me.
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>>685759582
Most of the time I'm ok with not knowing. He lives in a different state so it'd be impossible to know what he's doing 24/7

>>685759584
Thank you, you're right!

>>685760048
That's already been suggested, no thank you.
>>685760150
Twice now, same answer.
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>>685759770
Tits or gtfo
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>>685760207
No, you just read it because its in the source text.
No chanting or sacrifice required
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>>685760205
>>685760030

No not anymore thankfully.
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>>685760371
Kill yourself
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>>685760272
there was that time you tasted your own jizz though, right anon?
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>>685760368
I got ten bucks on you won't even make it up moms basement stairs.
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>>685760458
Kill yourself.
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>>685760272
>Thinking the same thing... So many faggots.

I do know for a fact, two of my closest friends wound up being gay and would do similar shit (idk about true sex, but weird groping shit).
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>>685760452
>not anymore
Top fucking kek.
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>>685760516
Kill you are self
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>>685760063
>The Satanic Bible doesnt have any rituals in it.
I fear I simply have to contradict you on this point. If you still hunger for even more ritual, there is also "The Satanic Rituals", by the same author.
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when i was a kid my father would have me give him blowjobs almost every time my mother wasnt home.
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>>685760381
You read it... In a group? With other Satanists?
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>>685758708
>different emails
>different accounts
Jesus dude
How many did you send in what amount of time? Do we have another OP and denko on our hands?
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>>685756279
afraid im in love with male best mate
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>>685756279

I'm an American working in a foreign country with no interest in pursuing a relationship. I frequently go to sex shops instead.
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>>685760628
Is that you Dave? I love you too bro.
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>>685760718
oh clarence, im so happy
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>>685760596
Well not 600 in one day
Maybe like 5 over a year
And maybe you do... (´・ω・`)
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>>685760628
>>685760718
Dave? Johnno? It's me, Rigsy!

Fuckin' love youse guys!
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>>685760578
Thats not in the satanic bible though m8, thats a completely different book.
A supplementary text.
That i didnt read cause rituals are for fags and i practice laveyanism as a philosophy rather than a religion and no philosophy requires rituals.
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>>685760492
That's fine anon. Im not here asking for the approval of others. I asked to be talked out of it because I know there are some pretty severe consequences for doing this. I still want the guy dead though.
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>>685758427
It is NOT FUCKING SPIRITUAL. Oh my god everyone go read like five fucking seconds of their belief system. There is no spirits, God, or supernatural. It's a religion that says live for yourself do what you want and fuck religion. And unless you get into all that magic bullshit, That's about it.

It really helped me back in the day come out of my whole hippie phase. Yeah hardcore Satanism was a phase too but that stuck with me more and formed me into a more self sufficient being.
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>>685760879
You don't need to be talked out of what you won't do, you cretin.
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>>685760802
Riiiiiiiiiiigsy.

Fuuuuuuuuuck maaaaaaaaate howthefuckareya
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>>685760976
I mentioned spiritualism cause some fags do the rituals.
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>>685758776
Have you ever heard of mantras and figurative language you fucking know it all bitch?
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I'm a born again Christian who is a hypocrite.
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>>685756279

I was molested multiple times as a kid
Secret; I loved it.
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>>685761120
>hypocrite

So a bog standard Christian?
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>>685761056
yeah, nah mate, garn orrite

scarnon ere?
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>>685761091
>>685760976
Finally someone gets it.
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I have Haematophilia and as a result, I'm suffering from bloodlust. This craving is so bad I can't sleep at night. I'm a entrepreneur, philanthropist, and I have an iq of 154. Overall I'm an intelligent generous human being whom cares about the wellbeing of others. However, this doesn't change the fact I want to literally bathe in human blood. Perceivably I'll seem like an edge lord for composing this confession--but circumstance is literally plaguing/destroying my life.
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>>685761179
Worse.
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My best friends ex hit me up and I only agreed to hang out because I wanted to fuck. But she had already ducked him the day before, so I spent the whole day listening to her cry about how much she misses my friend. If it weren't for that I would have ruined a 17 year friendship
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Daddy fucked me and i loved it
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>>685760852
We've come a long way since "LaVeyan Satanists don't do rituals m8, only the Luciferian ones do that m8".
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>>685756279
My name is just a mash up of the words hold the door
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>>685758708
it's not him you love, it's your idea of him you love. An idealized version. The real him could never match your idealized version and that difference would destroy any relationship with him you could ever have.
So mourn the relationship you could never have.
Then get on with your life.
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>>685761182
Yea not much m8, cunts fucked. The cunts in ere are mad as a cut snake.
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>>685761300
Fucking vegan Satanists fucking shit up again.

Don't mess with those cunts.
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>>685756279
Once fucked a dishwasher.
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>>685759662
You sir are the greatest anon WHO'S EVER LIVED!!!

I bet you're like so super cool to hang out with. Not that I'd ever get to, I'm too busy working and being a pleb and not out saving women's lives and getting rich off commissions I haven't worked for.
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>>685757423
>sex addict
Alright, big guy.
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>>685761278

we all did.

in a way.
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>>685756802
pic related?
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>>685761326
But I don't get it. How did he get his name?
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>>685761091
lol, I know exactly what LaVeyan Satanists claim their rituals to be and what they do not claim them to be. My only point was that they exist, which is a rather easy position from which to debate since it happens to be true. To make a slightly bolder statement, I'd go so far as to say: they exist, and they are silly.
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>>685757139
not all kids do this, faggot. Stop spreading your homo propaganda.
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>>685761388
Nothing wrong with fucking a person who washes dishes
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>>685761326
>My name is just a mash up of the words hold the door

Hdldrt Oeoo, is that you?
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>>685761516

another closeted homosexual on /b/.

im seeing a pattern.
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>>685760063
>........
>dude
Go fucking check your stuff. LaVey avoided drugs at least publicly. He denounced psychedelics specifically as it takes you out of your focused mind and pulls you OUT of ritual, greater magic thinking. Seriously man go fucking read the tenants of the philosophy you 'love' so much.
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>>685761178
What happened?
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>>685761494
They exist, they are silly AND deniable by their members.

Why deny it man, clearly everyone here thinks your "belief" is retarded. Why try and dress it up?
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>>685761629

my father fucked me in the ass and turned me into a faggot.

>also gave me AIDS.
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>>685761335
No I feel my view of him is realistic, I know he has flaws and whatnot but I love them anyway.
But you're right, we probably would never work. I will do that.
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>>685761595
Projection much, faggy the dog?
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>>685761629
They got molested. Many times.

Apparently, they liked it.
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I actually liked it when I got raped
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>>685761494
Because they sue the term "ritual" as loosely its worth.
Repitition of anything is a ritual.
I start everyday with a cup of coffee and a cigarette, so i guess thats a "ritual"
Laveyan "rituals" are repitition of mantras to get yourself in a certain headspace.
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>>685761743
That's called sex then.
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>>685761743

rape is women's top sexual fantasy.

it's a very well known fact.

women want to be raped.
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>>685761646
I think you have the wrong man. I was the guy going "someone is wrong on the internet" on LaVeyan m8-fag for claiming that LaVeyan Satanists don't have rituals.
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>>685756279
nice try fbi
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>>685761740
Not sure I understand. Can you elaborate further?
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>>685761794
Which is why we were all trying to call you out on your ritualism.
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>>685756279
i deleted my cp folder
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>>685756279
My secret:
I am a communist liberal faggot who sits in reddit all day and goes to pol for memes. Idk what the fuck am i doing here. Also I hate niggers and blm.
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>>685761845

Owls dont have the muscles to turn their eyes, so they have to turn their entire heads to look at something.

>the more you know.
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>>685761823
to bad he is a guy
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>>685761609
I'll reread my shit cause it has been a while but public denoucement of drugs =/= abstinance in private life
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>>685761794
...while wearing robes and drinking from a chalice with your atheistic and autistic brethren.
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>>685761923

dont feel bad. everyone hates niggers.

even niggers hate other niggers.

shit.. most niggers dont even wanna date nigger women.

also, niggers.
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>>685761389
I have worked extremely hard for those commissions, FYI. I have sacrificed my own health for it. I'm in excellent health now though.
I'm not sure if you would like to hang out with me. I'm rather asocial. I'm only good at maintaining business relationships. And the reason i'm good at doing business is because i don't give a fuck anymore. I simply have nothing to lose anymore. It puts me in an extremely powerful position to negotiate... I can't be intimidated, tricked or bought. So i end up with deals that are strongly in my favor and businesses treating me like a God in fear of me pulling the plug on them.
Even my sugar babies probably stay with me because i pay them so well. I make them do extremely fucked up shit. I'm not so sure if they like it as much as they say they do.
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>>685761663
the kind of faggot that fucks guys, or the kind of faggot who's a faggot?
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>>685762105

the second one.
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>>685762026
Whatever helps you sleep at night man.
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>>685761833
Nope, just apply it along the line. I wasn't addressing, but adding to.
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>>685762081
What was your secret again? You're a factor?
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>>685761646
Because Satanism taught me that group thinking is dangerous. Actually, some of the few actual "Satanic Sins" are Group Mentality and Stupidity.

Now, Satanism is like any other 'religion'. There are parts people will interpret as necessary steps to fulfilling their dogma. LaVey threw in some occult and ritual stuff for the whole Occult generational craze that was in full swing at the time.

But it's not only a marketing thing (but largely, let's not forget this religion was compiled by a one-time Carny performer). He put this stuff in there because at the time people had largely been raised in religious settings with rituals, holidays, etc.

In Satanism you take what YOU need because you're your own God. If you don't need the autist black robes and naked lady altars, well then don't fucking use them.

LaVey would be most displeased with this discussion.
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>>685762266
Sounds ritualistic.
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>>685759770
OR you could just not state a gender and remain anonymous it's not like some anon is going to determine you're a females by a random sentence however you stating you're a female knowing how this board is is attention whoring as the army used to say don't ask don't tell
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>>685761970
It took me a second to get my head out of my hands.

He was marketing what as interpreted as the worship of the World's ultimate pariah. He had to tread lightly. It was enough to have the naked ladies, dress up like warlocks, and do crazy shit.

He PUBLICALLY denounced drugs. A very loose paraphrasing from Peter Gilmore on the topic is "if you wanna do drugs, we won't tell you you can't, but don't blame anyone but yourself when you're broke or arrested or dead".
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>>685762448

sometimes you have to state your gender so people know why you are talking a certain way or why you have a certain stance on whatever issue is discussed. its not always attention whoring, as you call it.
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>>685762582
Like when it's only right for a man to ask: what are you doing outside the kitchen?
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