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>>685752401
Suck my balls

Send tits and butt hole and I'll do it.

"kill yourself, get some fucking money off your welfare you stupid fucking bitch, neck yourself"

>how2edgemaster

>>685752401
fuck off you whore

>>685752445

off by one, woah

>>685752401
Where are you, I can bring gasoline?

>>685752401
ayy lmao waddup bitch stfu

>>685752401
I have sex with children.

Gas, ass, or grass. Those are the only payments available for someone asking for a ride.

>>685752544
Nice

I don't know what you are trying to do here but, I'm not having sex with you girls are icky

>>685752544
Ayy

>>685752401
you're gonna have to earn that money ;)

>>685752542
Reroll

only if you suck my dick first

>>685752558
Rolling 4 this to be the next one

>>685752542
Roll moneywhore

>>685752644

Oh god.

>>685752544
op better deliver

I'll bring gas as long as I can pour half it on you and leave you to burn by the side of the row whilst I'm surrounding by the stench of burning fat.

>>685752644
W I N R A R
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A
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>>685752639
The only right answer

Well, I guess now is the best time to ask. But I have atucally had feelings for you for a while. Maybe I can take you out to dinner this week in exchange?

OP won't deliver.

>>685752755
ayyyy

>>685752755
Winrar

So far, we have:

>>685752544
and
>>685752558
through the assistance of this anon: >>685752644

>>685752542
Re-roll

OP is a fag and won't deliver
anon does not deliver
we are ded

Op is kill

>>685752755
Yess

Tell her if she really wants that side office shes going to have to show it

>>685752401
you understand this kind of shit must be paid with sex?

>>685752401
Money sent,enjoy :^)

>>685752544
>>685752577
>>685752644
>>685752733
>>685752755
>>685752955
>>685752966
Get thread

OP didn't deliver. Thread abandoned.

>>685752401
sorry i have a boyfriend

>>685753067
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>685753074
Disregard that, I suck cocks

>>685753067
Sorry that was my friend
Anyway I just sent you the money,enjoy :^)

>>685753067
reroll for
>>685752709

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>>685752401
send her this link and say she has to watch it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

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>>685753067

>>685753067
It's photo shopped you mongs. The font is different

>>685752401
Would gas be fine or do you need money?

>>685753067
I can do it but what will i get in return you pretty lady you

>>685753234
Shitty delivery.... as always OP is a cock sucking faggot

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>>685753067

>>685752544
ayy lmao

I have 20 but you got to suck my cock before I'll give it to you

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>>685753256
Not shopped

>>685753380
How did you take a photo of your phone?

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>>685753380
top form

>>685753380
now send this:
>>685752755

Listen, your mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore. She sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole [insert several crying-laughing emojis here]

>>685753380
Op breaks screen to prove not shooped

>>685753380
you heard me, stut the fuck up. The only way i'm going to come out and help is if you suck this dick

>>685753451
maybe he has, you know, a camera?

Depends. What r u wearing?

>>685752558
rolling for this

>>685752401
cant pick you up playing minecraft

>>685753451
He took a picture of it with his phone's camera.

>>685753451
Magic bitches

>>685753499
winrar winrar chicken dinrar

>>685753380
Do those dubs or GTFO :
>>685752644
>>685752755
>>685752966
>>685753499

Tell her you'll go, but when you get there, hand her play money or monopoly money. Spit in her face and drive off while blasting the USSR anthem.

>>685753157
Kek

>>685753497
Mind =blown

>>685753451
Dont go full retard dude.

there's many ways like a webcam

>>685753581
do this and video please for the love of Stalin

>>685752401
tell her you're on your way, but don't ask her where she is.

when she texts you back, tell her you'll be there in ten minutes. keep repeating you'll be there in ten minutes until she gives up.

>>685752644
Seriously, you have to do this one or I will be very dissappoint, anon.

>>685752755

Faglord>>685752783

>>685753380
Maybe if I see your tits I can fulfill your request me lady

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>>685753451
Don't reproduce.

send me some nudes to fap to first

>>685753499
Winrar op
I like where this is going

>>685753655
winrar

Go and bring her money, then the second she reaches for it, rip it out of her hands, and slap her with a semen-covered hand. That's the only money she's getting tonight. Then take off.

>>685753451
a camera, two phones, family's member phone, webcam, a tablet. There are many ways, you're dumb.

>>685753779
You didn't actually give me a response asshole.

I bet you don't even get laid either.

Tell her you'll come. Send a taxi for her instead. She's broke, so it'll just be a fuckin tease

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>>685753785
>send me some nudes to fap to first

Wow, well dude not judging but that seems to be a little, well, off.
Here it is anyways

>>685753962
'either'
way to out yourself as a virgin.

Roll for 'Gas for head, bitch'

"Can you please help me? I need gasoline..."
"Yea sure. Where are you located?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

Don't go, someone will rob you man.

Help her out dude. She looks cute.

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>>685752401
cmon OP whats happening, dont leave us in the dark nigger

>>685754140
Shut up you cuck. She's clearly a cock teasing whore who just wants shit from OP

>>685754100
waste of good dubs.

for my roll, ask for nudes as proof she's desperate.

>>685752401
i'm sure we can work out a way for you to earn that cash? maybe I can have a go on your vagina flavoured hotpocket?

>>685754151
What if the niqqa is dark and this is all He knows?

>>685753380
>say something she didnt expect
>bitch pretends she's confused
>awkward silence ensues

>>685753380
I could help you if you suck my dick

>>685752401

Gasoline grifter

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>>685752401
I'll be right there, just hang on I've only got $200 on me though hope it's alright
>protip: you don't go, and she can continue being a bitch in the cold

more screenshots ya cunt

>>685754322
GO

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>>685754322

>>685754322
OP is getting laid

>>685754322
dad

My dick, your mouth. 10 seconds for a gallon of fuel.

>>685754524
Rolling for this.

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>>685754300
Wasted but checked

>>685754559
>>685754524
We already got a winrar you fucking douche.

Sharpie in pooper first

>>685754524

10 seconds. i smell virginfag

>>685754014
You can't be that retarded

>>685754651
>Implying OP will deliver

Rolling for him to wing it after saying this >>685754322

>>685754651
and we have a slow as fuck OP so it's all pointless as per

>quints get

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>>685754672

OP is a faggot and gave in like a cuck

>>685754730
Seconded

Op is a fgt

>>685754688
Yes you can

>>685755146
Oh ok

>>685753451
>>685753497
>>685753621
>>685753779
>>685753905
gr8 b8 m8

>>685752639
this

Get nudes OP

RIP thread

Give her Money for nudes

>>685756027
Roll

>>685755359
Thanks

I'll pick you up if you suck my dick.

Sorry that was my brother, he is acoustic.

OP is a FAGGOT.

>>685756344
ffs acoustic! that´s a good one anon!

>>685756344
Winrar

>>685756480
sure is summer in here.

Maybe I could for some road head

>>685752401
"Just take my wallet and the car I show up in."

Tits first

Stalin did nothing wrong

>>685752445
this is kinda more impressive than trips

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>>685753525
ait