it feels great

I was supposed to meet someone for gay sex over the weekend and I got stood up :(

4ever alone

>>685752225
How do I clean my ass for it?

I don't know just eat fiber and you'll be fine

what city are you in?

>>685752417
Not the US

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sometimes can be pain in the ass ,)

OP is a faggot lol

>>685752555
check 'em

>>685752148
It's fairly uncomfortable at first, then it's pretty good. Awesome if he can work your prostate. Then afterward you feel all floaty, like you're on a cloud.

>>685752313
Douche.

>>685752417
Nooooooo... he needs to douche. Especially for his first time.

>>685753061
But like, how do I get the deep inside of my ass clean?

>>685753174
I wouldn't presume what faggots put up their ass, but I imagine some sort of douche or similar device.

>>685753174
enema properly.

protip: Take a shit first.

>>685753174
You flush everything out. Don't worry, you can buy douche kits from your pharmacy. They come with instructions.

>>685752555
Checked and keked

Just make sure the guy forces his dick quick and fast. It helps the pain go over quicker.

>>685754020
bad idea, don't do it.

>>685755062
it worked for me, do it OP

>>685752599
Checked, but waste of dubs

>>685755062

Slower it is then more pain.

>>685752555
That terrible laser removal american eagle tattoo.

>>685755601
Even with lots of lube?

>>685755705
Yeah, quick and fast with lots of lube does the trick.

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>>685754020
>>685755234
>>685755601
>>685755762

I want to try it too but I am afraid of diseases..and condoms sucks.. What to do?

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>>685752148
>>685752148
>>685752148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31267EpA4Nk

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I've tried with sharpies and cucumbers but they don't feel that great.

Is gay not for mE?

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>>685752148

>>685758436
You gotta hit the prostate man, try it with your hand. Reaching from the front, you wanna go in and then up, pointing towards your bellybutton.

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>>685752148
Get a lube launcher. The biggest mistake people make is thinking spackling some lube on your asshole is lubing up. Then the cock/dildo/whatever basically has to shove the lube up there by pushing past where there is no lube. That's why it can hurt bad. Will be much much easier this way.

had gay sex a fex times

srsly feels great

just dont want to live my life as a degenerate o went back to hetero sex

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>>685752148
Buy some poppers and sniff them just before he fucks you. Then keep sniffing them every now and then while you get fucked. And especially when you cum. This will change your life. It also helps loosen your ass muscle so you can take the cock.

>>685752148
bump

>>685753174
Douche. Doesn't have to be deep.

>>685759323
im the kind of straight edge faggot whos against all kinds of foreign substances because i dont like not being in full control of my actions and thoughts, but even i have a powerful urge to try this shit. the promise of amazing anal is so god damn tempting. how would it be like if i took a sniff and rode a dildo?

>>685759323
srsly what do these actually do and are they harmful?

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>>685760297
They take sex to the next level. Especially if you're taking a cock in your ass.

They're pretty harmless. Like everything don't overdo it.. and don't fucking drink them, you'll die. Look at this chart (poppers are alkyl nitrites)

I've been using them for years with no ill effects. They used to be used as medicine. I fucking love them.

>>685760001
It would feel good. Do it.

>>685760634
where can you get them, what brand do you recommend, and what negative experiences if any have you had? i hear some give nasty lasting headaches

>>685760797
/r/popperpigs on reddit is a good place for info

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>>685760797
Depends on where you live.. they're often sold as sex shops, though maybe not openly. Sometimes you might have to ask for "video head cleaner" or "leather cleaner", and they'll get them from under the counter or out the back etc.

Otherwise just order them online (preferably from within your own country).

Negative experiences.. none really. You can lose your inhibitions and end up barebacking when you didn't intend to because you get taken over by the lust.

As for brands.. Jungle Juice is pretty reliable I guess. Just buy a few types and see which you like the best.

>>685760634
Cool. How would I get them in Canada? I would love to try that while inserting foreign objects in my ass.

>>685761137
is it my imagination or do gays generally have bigger dicks than straights?

Okay I have never had any gay experience but if you take laxatives of some sort a while before it happens you can basically flush out all the stuff you dont want on the dudes dick

>>685761137
>You can lose your inhibitions
this is a big fear of mine and i reason i havent already gone for it despite it being "safe". im just afraid of what i might do or say. and no im not implying poppers are like pot or alcohol. im aware that the effect fades rather quickly. its just that i dont live alone and the walls are thin anyway and i dont want to moan like a fucking animal and embarrass myself. im in the US by the way, if youre here too then what website do you use

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>>685761356
>laxatives
>anal sex

>>685761356
Yeah, don't do this.

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>>685761408
If you're worried about things like that you won't be able to relax and have fun anyway.

I live in Australia so can't help you on that sorry. But I do hear very good things about a website called US Pop Shop.. I think they make their own formulas.

>>685761194
I dunno m8, just order online or ask in a sex shop. Can't be too hard, Canada is one of the world's biggest producers of poppers.

>>685762189
one last thing. i havent practiced enough to REALLY start feeling good with anal. i wasnt one of the lucky few who were born to be butt fucked. do you think poppers would help?

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Yes, muh boipussi brainwashing extends to /b/

>>685762484
It'll definitely help.

I'm no size queen pro either, and haven't actually been fucked in years (I'm married). But just hit the poppers and start slow with small toys etc etc. Maybe wear a butt plug as often as you can. I dunno. Have fun :)

>>685762904
thanks man. one last last thing for real now. how do you sniff it? some time ago i read this story about this couple who would soak a paper ball in popper juice and put it in an incense or oil ball or something. that way they could sniff it and not have to worry about spilling it

>>685762484
Actually I do have a tip that might help. If you can afford it, invest in an e-stim of some sort with insertable butt plug. You can use the electricity to make it feel like you're ACTUALLY getting fucked, with no actual in-out motion. It's awesome.

>>685755705
don't listen to him, i'd rather you not get a tear and die.

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>>685763126
Um I've tried a few different ways. I actually bought a stainless steel necklace a while ago (which has some cotton wool inside which you soak in poppers).. it would probably be great in a bathhouse or something but I rarely use it.

I've also just put cotton wool in a small glass jar which worked well.

But to be honest it's best to just sniff direct from the bottle. Be warned though, it can cause skin irritation and scabs around your nose though. So I ALWAYS wipe the top of the bottle with a tissue first, which gets rid of that problem.

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>>685763126
>>685763359
The necklace is similar to this.

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>>685763359
>>685763659
thank you for your help. next month im planning on doing another anal only month, to try and get my body used to that kind of pleasure. i guess i'll buy a small bottle and see what happens. if i die its on you though. youll never hear from me again regardless so just assume you killed me with toxic chemicals, you monster

for real though thanks. my goal is to achieve an anal only orgasm

>>685763768
No probs m8.

You won't die unless you drink it, so don't fucking drink it!

I had my first anal only orgasm with poppers and my e-stim a while ago. It was awesome, my cock swelled up bigger than I'd ever seen it. I might try for it again tomorrow!!

>>685763954
ive always wanted to try estim. ive known about that for a while. about how its supposed to feel like youre getting fucked. so expensive though. by the way, one real last question for real now. how do poppers affect your muscles and strength? cause id be on my knees, riding my dildo. if i take a whiff would i lose my strength or something?

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>mfw bi
>mfw strictly top
>mfw all this douching and preparing
>mfw it feels amazing being dominant in bed

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>>685764283
It's a muscle relaxant but not an extreme one, you won't fall over or anything. It lowers your blood pressure temporarily, so I probably wouldn't use them if I was standing up I guess. But kneeling would be fine.

I recommend getting a few different types from different manufactures. They can have fairly distinctive effects, so you might like some more than others.

>>685752148
>How does it feel like to be fucked in the ass for the first time?
>uh
>ah
>this is weird
>oh oh
>I need to shit
>need to shit
>need to shit
>aaaaah
>oh god
>this feels good
>fuck me harder
>oh yeah
>yes

Boston top here! Hmu if you're looking for a nut.

>>685761202
statistically yes, but porn distorts perceptions anyway.

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>>685764780
i dont want to go all in just yet. i'll get a tester bottle to see if it does anything to me in the first place. im also hoping i find the best one right off the bat. i dont have the money to go around buying a bunch of poppers. maybe a different bottle every month

>>685752148
>I want to be ready.
Buy a dildo, practice dilating your sphincter by yourself for a while. Nothing worse than having a guy try to shove it in for the very first time and you have no idea what to do. You'll panic and it'll hurt.

Also get used to taking a toy that's slightly thicker than the dick you plan on taking. you don't want your ass stretched to the max by his cock, you want a little wiggle room to keep it comfortable.

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>>685765490
That's a pretty good plan, research is always a good idea. There's plenty of review sites out there, I've just been looking at the subreddit someone posted above which has some good info on different forumlas.

A bottle should last you a month or so before it goes "off", often even longer, or maybe less depending on the type. Keep it in the dark and preferably in the fridge or freezer (though I don't do this myself and they still seem to last ages).

>>685765724
I'd recommend the dildo packs that you can get that have a few sizes so you can work your way up instead of going from 0 to 100 immediately.

I've been into anal play for ages and it still takes me a while to get comfortable with my thickest dildo.

Remember anal shouldn't hurt if you're doing it right. If it hurts you either need more lube or you're not relaxed enough yet.

out of curiousity OP

how did you decide that you want to have gay sex. like what went through your mind

im bi and get urges towards guys, but i only want to top, never got the desire to bottom

>>685764944
this
but I would also add
>fuck me harder
>oh yeah
>yes
>fuck me, fuck me
>fill me up
>choke me
>cum inside please

>>685761194
you'd deffo find them in sex shops in canada

bumpin with boy ass

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>>685766314
I'm not OP but I'm also bi and been getting urges since 15 or so (now 32).

I only really want to bottom though (though I have topped a couple of guys). If I want to fuck someone, I'd rather fuck a woman.

Everyone is different I suppose

>>685766314
if you knew how good it can feel if done right you'd have the urge. I imagine most people its just curiosity at first. The unsavory analogy I like to use is if you enjoy taking a large firm shit then you'd also enjoy having a dick in your butt.

For people who've never done anything anal before though going straight to getting fucked is a bad idea.

>>685767777
nice quads

been curios before, fingered myself and put stuff up my butt a few times. everytime i felt violated and never enjoyed it. that's why i dont understand how anyone can enjoy it...

>>685767429
continue with your pic dump please

>>685767777
Quads of truth

I always enjoy pushing huge logs.

I also enjoy the occasional buttplay

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Dubs decides what I say next

>>685768599
wouldn't talk to a guy with a body like that. unless i cant see properly

post more pics?

>>685768599
How can you ask doubles if you are doubles.

Roll for : "well I am, what do you got under that towel?"

>>685768599
When are we meeting up to suck each other off gayboi?

>>685769202
WINRAR

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I've been fucked in the ass three times. It was an awesome experience. Each time I did it was with shemale hookers. It's fucking horny when you take poppers and have a shemale fuck your ass.

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>>685768169
fingers don't work very well, especially your own, it's too awkward and there's the fingernail. Also small objects aren't that stimulating. When I was 13 or 14 I had these bath toys, they were small glossy rubber rockets that were perfectly smooth and tapered to a rounded point. They were the perfect thing to start out with because fitting the end was easy and they'd just slide in but they had enough girth that they'd stretch you out a little. After a while I tried taking multiple ones and the more I stretched the more I liked it. Then I figure out how to stimulate my prostate with a dildo (million times better than a finger).

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>>685769403

I'm from Holland by the way, if someone here wants to meet up :-)

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>>685769843

>>685758436
try buttplugs... thick and short feels better for me than long and thin

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>>685760634
>alkyl nitrates -- less dangerous than both LSD and cannabis, and somehow LSD is more harmful than ecstasy
>no source cited.bmp
>mfw

>>685769843
more like this one...

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>>685764944
dubs don't lie

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My ass

Its magical.. like having a 7 inch sausage jammed in your rectum till it bleeds.. you fucktard... don't go gay.. just find a nice girl marry her and be miserable.. get with the program!

Please get the fuck off of /b/ and post in /lgbt/.

Kindly,

-the non faggots

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[spoiler]>>685752148
> 23 y/o defense contractor back from afghan after 9 months
> havent had anything at all in ages besides really good hash and raw opium
> flush with a fuckload of money from being a professional babykiller, rapist, nation builder, etc
> decide I'm going to go all out, been on /b/ since I was far too young and impressionable ergo closet faggot
> book a suite at the TRUMP soho tower in tribeca
> go on rentboy, find a top rated dude who gets rave reviews for massage and having a huge uncut cock
> call a 'vip escort' agency my friend recommended, find a top rated girl who gets rave reviews for massage and head game
> drive the ring route of manhattan, down the west side highway at 100mph blasting ministry
> call in and order a bunch of champagne to the room
> head back, shave entire body from head to toe, get immaculately clean
> dude shows up while im in the shower, offers to scrub down
> brings champagne
> girl shows up
> follows suit (huge shower)
> we're all in the shower drinking perrier-jouet from the bottle while a 10/10 half asian bitch and this /fa/ dude take turns washing me/eachother down
> manwhore starts getting hard and it's outrageously huge, to the point where the hooker starts sucking him off
> she swaps back and forth between us
> head to bed, spitroast hooker
> put the girl down and take her missionary, dude watches for a minute
> suddenly cold champagne poured on my butte
> guy starts rimming me like its his last meal
> feel him lube me up and press his dick up against me
> I'm tipsy enough by now that I start pushing back, still in the girl
> He finally gets in, incredible sensation of getting slow fucked while this chick takes my dick
> pulls me back up off of her and against him, she turns about and starts sucking me off while he pounds away
> cum with the force of a thousand suns all over her with about 12 weeks worth of pent up spoo[/spoiler]

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>be me
>be bi
>find a guy off of cl awhile ago
>he's a nice enough dude
>we fool around regularly
>mostly a top but decide that I want him to fuck me
>tell him about it and he's down
>next time we meet up, it's super hot
>getting pumped for him to fuck me
>superhard.jpeg
>get down on all fours
>he lubes up my asshole
>have a bit of trouble cause his dick is smaller than mine
>he finally gets it in
>Fuck, this feels AMAZING
>five thrusts in, "I'm gonna cum."
>are you kidding me?
>mfw

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>>685772376
> shortly thereafter he follows suit, another enormous load
> girl is just sitting there drenched and obviously taken aback
> we all shower again
> get 4 hands massage from both
> fuck for the rest of the day until I can't take it anymore
> sleep like a champion

first time with a dude, get clean, skip dinner, be tipsy, you'll be fine. If I can take a genetic aberration in my ass on the first try, it proves anyone can if you're sufficiently horned up.

>>685758654
I'm afraid if I reach a finger up inside my ass, and touch my prostate it'll bite me.

The first tike the dick went in a nearly blacked out with pain and had to get it out of me fast. Then after the sharp, aching pain stopped I tried again and my ass was warmed up and ready that time so the dick went in like a spoon going in pudding. And it felt better the longer we did it.

>>685770327
Nutt, D.; King, L. A.; Saulsbury, W.; Blakemore, C. (2007). "Development of a rational scale to assess the harm of drugs of potential misuse". The Lancet 369 (9566): 1047–1053. doi:10.1016/S0140-6736(07)60464-4. PMID 17382831

Faggot

>>685753174
It's a myth that you have to enema "deep" before anal sex. Just take a shit in close approximation to the encounter, wash yourself like you normally do and if you want to, douche a little bit of water in your ass, NOT deep, just on the surface and right behind the entrance

>>685769461
Ik zou wel willen afspreken, kik?

>>685773707
>>alkyl nitrates -- less dangerous than both LSD and cannabis, and somehow LSD is more harmful than ecstasy
LSD Has literally no risk of dependency. I think the Dr. Nut King L. A is taking some cock up is ass too.

>>685774207

amsterdamjman

with this: http://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2

I'm still thinking about what household item I can buy to fuck myself silly without raising any suspision
I've managed to get close to an anal orgasm with a suction cup but it's a pain to clean and sometimes hurts.

>>685769461
Waar in Nederland woon je?

>>685762976
Source?

>>685775702
amsterdam

>>685776250
Nice, ben er geboren maar woon nu in Twente.. hoe oud ben je?

>>685775689
carrots

>>685752313
Get and enema just in case you've got some shit left over