Why are IDs even gone?

Nice trips kiwi

>>685751996
But can trips save this thread from the Mondays?

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me and my girlfriend are trying to find some kush. help us out

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>>685751888

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>>685751888
>Checked
>Christchurch

Evening fam

>>685752549
ew lol,
kill that fugz bitch.

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>>685751888
le new zealand meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

>>685752549
Good evening cuntstable

>>685753192
le kill yourself

>>685752549
Fuck off Sam

Dunedin reporting, nice flooding around town, fucked with my cars brakes pretty well.

>>685753450
Yeah sam. fuck off

>>685753532
Just use the anchor bro.

Auckland checking in.
It's actually cold here for once (to our standards)

>>685753450
fuck you. i need weed

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>>685751961
cause no one gives a fuck faggot
rotorua repoting in

>>685753680
where are you man?

>>685753776
dunedin my bro. i have weelz

>>685753830
Useless, get a boat.

>>685753830
You'll need a boat tonight, mate

>>685753830
sorry my man i'm in
>>685753750
you guys ever need a hookup in vegas tho hmu i'm usually on nzg

anyone in upper hutt? i gots

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what up niggaz? waiting for some weed to get dropped off

Chch here. Blazed, got a cold.

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>>685754043
>>685754045
>not using da buckies

>>685754045
you a chop man>?

>>685753661
fucking oath.

>>685754176
fuck havent had them since i was in chch last

>>685754180
Nah man fuck chop that shits bad for you.
I get mad headspins off nic too

>>685754233
yeah butha one hitter quitters

>>685754176
Bro buckies are fun. I dabble sometimes.

>>685754273
im trying to ease of it. u must not smoke ciggys then

>>685754291
so down to make one ae mite have too.

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>>685754305
yeah man

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>>685754180
chop is the way

Dunners reporting, bruh
Is a bit chilly out, innit

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>>685754414
makes that shit last longer my nigga

>>685754401
woa, I've only heard of this pepe in ancient meme tablets

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you weed fags are actual cancer. get a life

>>685754537
oh fuck up u boring cunt

>>685754516
trick is to buy the superlong ciggies for chop

>>685754632
you pot head cunts contribute nothing to society. it's sad really. enjoy wasting away on stoned off your tits on your moms couch

>>685754316
Yeanahnahnahnahnahyeanahnahnahnah

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So what do you cunts drink during the winter? Or is your beer just colder?

any of you faggots going to flume

>>685754482
It's not even below zero yet, you soft bastard

>>685754788
Haha I have my own flat with mates and I work. Its just a drug, there will be people who abuse it and people who can manage it.

>>685754537
I don't smoke weed, but how does smoking weed make one cancerous? Known fact that both Obama and Bill Gates smoked weed

>>685755020
Haha maybe a little. Cold enough though, you reckon?

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>Applying for work since October.
>No responses whole time
>Suddenly 2 responses within 2 business days.

Is someone intentionally fucking with me or what?

>>685754516
is that the bitch from geordie shore?

>>685755047
>>685755080
All deadbeats smoke weed, but that doesn't mean all weed smokers are deadbeats.
That distinction seems to be forgotten though

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>>685755080

go to bed james

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>>685751888
now its our turn for summer you fucking faggot. this is for all the shit we had to put up with, nigger

>>685755160
Yeah, it's cold enough. Keeps me awake, it's good.

>>685755080
>>685755047
because studies show that 96% of pot head fags are dead beat bottom dwellers

>>685754537
Boring cunt.
You must be fun at the few parties, if any, you go to

>>685755811
you mad that i don't have to be under the influences of substances in order to talk to a real life girl?
cry moar fgt

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>Christchurch

All this rain, I just want to clean my car

>>685755953
Kek, I couldn't give a scrap of a shit about chicks fam :^)

I just like to have fun, ain't nothing wrong with fun. Unless you want to argue that as well

>>685756228
Rain is cleaning it for you, g.
But seriously, I don't even bother cleaning the outside of mine during winter. Doesn't last five minutes.

Thinking about visiting new zealand.

So a brothel is called a wool shed I take it?

>>685757514
Your jokes are so out of date m8.
Fuck.

I bet you still watch Seinfeld.

>>685757514
nah dog fuck off cunt we dont want you here, if i ever see you on the street i will rock your dome

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Te puke reporting, kiwi kiwikiwi kiwi...
Scored an ounce of bomb ass skunk today, stinks so good.

Just came across this today, all 5 Seasons of BroTown are on 3NOW

http://www.tv3.co.nz/Shows/brotown.aspx

>>685758531
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>>685758582
>aint clicking that shit nigga
wtf fam, it's the tv3 website lmao

>>685758812
I fucking told you I ain't clicking that shit.
nigga confirmed.

it's raining, it's cold.
I have no real life waifu to cuddle in bed with and jab my boner into her back until she gives in and gives me a handy before sleep time.

>>685759193
None of us do, if that's any consolation

>>685759281
why don't you have one?

>>685759361
Why don't you?

Here from Christchurch. Can we get a NZ nudes thread

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>>685759482

>>685759407
DON'T FUCKING AVOID MY QUESTION YOU FUCK SACK!

FUCKING DEFENSIVE MAGGOT CUNT!

I DON'T HAVE ONE BECAUSE I AM A SPERGLORD.

>>685755198
yeah man

>>685752549
you really dating this fatty? well I guess she's in your league since you kinda look like a hairy nerd~

You're both fixable though for sure

>>685759586
My apologies.
I am also a sperglord. Not interacting with people is just easier.

>>685757928
dont you have school tomorrow?

>>685759808
i will literally cuck you

>>685757928
>rock your dome

It's bedtime m8

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My spirit animal.

>>685759808
nah bro i got weltec and assignment due in to hours and im so chonged right now haha

>>685759920
get off my land dog

Quick question: Would harassing the bees in the Beehive with a quadcopter be illegal?

I really really really like the fern flag

>>685760807
they would just arrest you anyway.
if they can't think of anything to charge you with they will let you go.
or they will fuck you up and you'll have to go to court and it will sap you dry of any possible monetary gains you had.

>>685760943
Alright, note taken.
Will figure out how to remotely remote control a quadcopter.

>>685761080
don't be a bitch.
go and protest on their doorstep like a real New Zealander.
You'll make it on the news and be famous.

Ausfag here.

Kiwis generally suck, but maoris are based.

>>685761310
il fuck your dog cunt

>>685761360
But why though? Don't you have enough sheep already?

>>685761173
Wouldn't a quadcopter be more noteable?

will anyone pay me to shit in a diaper and send it to them

$50 per 2 grams of fecal matter

>>685761403
nah bro im trying to make a point

>>685761459
also forgot to add, hamfag reporting in

>>685761484
So you'll fuck my dog out of spite? Doesn't that seem counterproductive to you?

>>685761403
il fuck your dad cunt

>>685753532
IM THAT COLD RIGHT NOW...

I got the shittest ounce from some autistic faggot

Should I kill myself?

>>685761689
Yes. But first, make some brownies.

>>685761548
nah bro im going to fucking do it! il fucking rip its shitter right open

>>685761770
So I guess you won't be using your penis then.

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Seriously weed is so 1996.. u want a real high.. get some powdered milk and snort it.. that's why those Chinese fuckers are buying so much of it

>>685761310
You're literally a meme

>>685761835
il use me fist cunt

these threads are shit now

>>685761901
Ah, so that's why you've been pracising on yourself for so long. Now it makes sense.

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>>685761926
Agreed, Dunedin nudes? Ill start

I lived in Auckland for a year and used to buy weed off a tranny hooker from K road and some nigger at some Chinese computer store. Good times

well meme'd

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Boys enough fighting lets all get our cocks out and touch the heads together in the true NZ tradition

>>685761835
>>685761835
Man, I hate kids

>>685762143
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnsAR4Gaa04

>>685753830
>weelz

Fuck off mate

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>>685762143
i wouldnt expect anything lessf rom you NZ faggots

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who wants moar?

>>685762478
Yes

>>685762478
Serena?

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>>685762478
noodz fags fuck off to your own thread. it's been cancer free so far and i'm not letting you kill it with your tumours

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>>685762560
u like?

>>685762478
please

>>685762068
ask.fm? aha

>>685761644
i can't agree with you more, i got into bed 5 hours ago because it was warmer.

>>685762578
no sorry

>>685762597
Dam right

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>>685762597
anyone fappin?

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>>685762678
>>685762721

>>685762631
Just basic stuff mate ;)

>>685762633
im still at my desk, no idea why...

>>685762633
Flatting?

>>685762721
not yet. mainly because a google image seach returns 5 results... 2/10 not OC

>>685762721
really nice

>>685752549
>dat facebook filename
2/10 bait

>>685762830
yeah buddy

>>685762801
get into bed it's probably warmer lol

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>>685762832
well. it's oc. i guarantee

>>685762971
moar!

Whats the difference between 3 cocks and a joke?... most kiwis can't take a joke

>>685762971
what a crap hand job.
useless.

>>685762971
who tf is this

>>685763063
il bite your face cunt

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>>685752549
ayy lmao i see you on facebook

tried to post link, but the spam filter was fucking me off

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>>685763621
Spot poor fag, kek
Was a big rant that she stole a car the other day

http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_345149.html
So many quadcopters, but no way of finding one that has good range, and battery!
Because you can't filter results by battery life and a lot of the long range ones won't show up when you filter for long range!

>>685764054
who fucking knows what is happening in her mind................. lets be honest.

>>685761487
that was a given

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someone be my boyfriend

>>685764149
She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, that's for sure

>>685764351
But are you qt? Are you even female?

>>685764351
ANYone in dudstown keen for a sesh

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>>685764455
>But are you qt?
yes
>are you even female
no :|

>>685764423
i wouldn't like to be her child to be. lets just leave it as that lmao

>>685764641
Kek, do you know her personally?
Are you from down here?

>>685763621
1 mutual friend.
you done fucked up now with that profile picture nigga.

>>685759536
most the vid mate

>>685764679
I'm this guy >>685753532
lived here most of my life! don't know her, but i've heard a fair bit about her

>>685764821
Good luck finding me though. kek.

>>685764845
it was a screenshot from one of those flipgram type of videos, it was the still picture.

I just had a dream i was in new zealand.
The city was having a party and all the buildings pulsed blue light in unison like a giant club.
And then i was driving, got in trouble for using a car park as a shortcut.

>>685764902
Oh, true! I'm >>685754482
May have talked to you at some point on here
Ah yeah, same situ as me

>>685765200
Also checkem

>>685765200
Also checkem!

>>685765212
probably have before no doubt, i'm a poly student, bachelor of IT.

>>685765297
Ah yeah, have done
I'm the CIT L4 student, starting BIT next sem

>>685765416
ah fucking good cunt. i remember ya.

>>685765524
How was that weather today though, she was fair pouring down on my way to Poly today!

>>685765684
had to park in the middle bit in logan park, going out of that today was fun to say the least, massive fucking puddle taking up 3/4 of the road, the other side not flooded has cars parked too, amazing fun to drive through... poor car

>>685765868
Sounds like great fun, haha
Bugger walking across though! I'm off anyway, have a good night, man!

>>685766040
might possibly see you tomorrow even though we both wont know it. night dude, same here.

>read greentext about a healslut in a gaming session being teased and groped as she plays
>tfw not girl so will never be me

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>>685762971
>sloppy technique
>cant even stand to look at him