Autistic weapons thread.
>>685746039
Anything that isn't a knife or gun.
Bump, for the lols.
All airsoft weapons in existence.
>>685746123
it also depends on what type of knife or gun. anyone who uses one o' them faggy butterfly knives deserves cancer.
>>685746219
/k/'s spirit animal
>>685746039
that is not an autist's weapon, that is a weapon of a destruction that only the trained can wield
There has to be some of that "customize your gun" pics anywhere on google
>inb4 tactical knife
>>685746530
>>685746530
does your katana match your fedora?
The thread that ended all these threads
>>685746219
Step yo game up
>>685746923
It aint a competition, consider it a catalogue.
>>685747005
this guy at least has some trigger discipline
>>685747060
jesus fucking christ
>>685747309
Original
>>685747309
When you like to look closely at someone when you stab them. Really close.
>>685746039
A sword is not autistic, whole countries have been conquered by it. If you use a sword this day and age then you're cringy autistic fedora neckbeard. But it used to be a legitimate weapon.
>>685747939
So were sticks and rocks faggot.
>>685747658
holy chit those toenails
>>685747970
If its rpg shit does it really matter? I mean I can understand something stupid like a giant sai with rotating hand guards but come on
The Weeaboo pole on dark souls 3,fucking running attack pussies.
>>685748117
Yes even sticks and rocks, that doesn't make it autistic.
>>685747939
What about re enactors? I got a sword for that
>>685748338
You are excused
lemon powered chainsaw made of pure racism and chocolate cake.
>>685748463
a fucking shiv
are you a nigger?
>>685748463
It always gets on my nerves when the sheath is visibly longer than the blade.
>>685746718
is that a fucking heatsink?
>>685748547
That is clearly a shank
>>685747970
Dat insecure stance
>Kek
>>685748117
kek
I used to own one of these turds. Its the chauchat of handguns.
>muh ping
If the sword is sharp and battle ready, I'd use it. Doesn't run out of ammo and is rather effective. Also, quiet as fuck.
>>685749101
Great rifles not autistic in the slightest. Its just not idiot-savant proof.
>>685746039
this. nothing will ever defeat this.
>>685749181
Yeah not against people with guns.
I found the autistic sword lover guys!
>>685749181
>battle ready
>Autistic weapons thread.
I actually do sword sports & martial arts and I fucking cringed for a good minute at that comment.
>>685749408
Man, the person couldn't even make the keys of the 'chain' accurate, eh?
>>685746718
>>685748640
It is supposedly a functional railgun.
popularmechanics.com/technology/a17823/diy-portable-railgun-reddit/
.500 S&W
>>685749533
Why are you such a pussy cringing at a comment instead of gore. What a fag.
>>685749181
>quiet as fuck
Yeah, no.
>>685749624
nice comeback sword kid
>>685749674
>Anonymous thread
>implying it's same guy
Definitely big ass anime weapons
>>685749533
Well, there is decorative and there is battle ready. If you did sword sports, you'd probably know that. But, oh well.
>>685749529
Yes, I do like swords. I like guns, too. Maybe, I'm autistic, but fuck it.
>>685749653
When comparing to a gun, yes.
>>685746434
>butterfly knives
If you're dealing with street trash and you do some quick flashy shit when you pull it out you might intimidate them into thinking you know what you're doing (enough that you could take on multiple people, which even an experienced person probably couldn't).
>>685749581
That gifs actually a 460 smith. Slightly smaller bullet but a lot more velocity.
>>685749756
again nice comeback sword kid
>>685747795
gun with sword obv
>>685749909
>implying it's sword kid still.
>>685749624
This is a cringe thread, no?
>>685750013
why you so mad sword kid?
>>685749875
Any super-magnum round in a pistol is fucking retarded. At least give the revolver a stock.
>>685750112
your noguns is showing
>>685749810
>there is decorative and there is battle ready
No, there is decorative and there is real. Nobody anywhere ever calls anything "battle ready", even if they were about to go into an actual battle, precisely because they'd look like and be a fucking faggot.
>>685750208
pretty practical weapon really
>>685750208
fun fact: this weapon is illegal in the U.K.
>>685750183
Anyone I ever knew, called it battle ready. Of course I meant the real thing, though, lol. It's funny though, how easy people can get mad.
>>685749971
I was about to laugh until I saw the orange tips. Now I'm cringing instead.
>>685750208
this is the opposite of autistic weapon
this is epic beast mode
>>685750208
Able to crack diamond
>>685750333
whats your point?
>>685750362
kek, what is not ?
>>685750375
I have never heard it called "battle ready" just real or replica.
Only a pommel if you want to end him rightly
>>685750496
Good thing that guy that sold me a Jennings 9mm said it was battle ready. Otherwise i would have not bought it.
>>685750496
Different regions, I guess? I've heard many people, including people in a Japanese import store, call real ones "battle ready". Then of course, replica.
>>685750657
where are you from?
>>685748709
That's a girl.
>>685750715
Washington. The state full of backwards conservatives, lol.
>>685750780
ha! come on down to idaho we got shit loads of them. fuck at least you can smoke weed in peace.
>>685750715
I must also include seeing in old Bud-K catalogs, calling some swords and others 'battle ready', but probably for marketing purposes.
>>685750877
Lol, I'm close to Idaho. But, Northern Idaho, where most of it is the reservations.
>>685750426
If you can't see why an AR-15 is autistic, then you are autistic. Sorry bro.
>>685750990
Aren't AR-15s the usual choice for swat? What makes these autistic, exactly?
>>685751055
swat likes smgs and shotguns
>>685750975
Aye i'm in Boise. I'm a liberal at heart but i fucking hate gun control (unless it means hitting your target) and social justice warriors.
>>685751055
>gun legos
>>685751055
Judging by why people think shit like swords are autistic, any weapon is autistic.
>>685751139
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!
The m4 and its many variations is overwhelming used by swat.
your noguns is showing
>>685751219
m4 != ar-15
>>685751139
I don't know, when my school got locked down, back in my senior year, for a bomb and apparent sniper threat (yes, this all went down), swat was strapped with AR-15s, some smgs and shotguns, but plenty of AR-15s.
>>685751146
I got a friend in Boise, lol. He works at the Fred Meyer there.
>>685751219
I can tell you for a fact my local police department just sold all of it s mp5's to purchase more m4's.
>>685750264
>>685750362
>>685750417
>>685750420
go back to 9gag autistic faggots
>>685751055
The bit where civilians choose it and feel as if they're SWAT.
>>685747060
What the fuck is that, a Swiss army knife?
>>685748928
But its an axe, I've never seen someone pick up an axe and not get a smile on their face.
>>685751350
your noguns is showing
>>685751342
See, the guys in this threads actually know what an autistic weapon is. Posting a picture of a sword just shows how retarded you faggots are if you think a weapon that has been used for centuries is "autistic".
>>685751350
I own a ar-15 does that make me an autistic?
>>685751502
>an autistic
an hero
>>685751545
o shit waddup!!!
>>685751444
I can say the same thing about an mg-42
>>685751545
Get out of here with that cancer shit.
>>685751538
why you so mad bro?
>>685751569
Or a minigun
>>685751477
how would u rate lantern shields?
>>685751477
Unless you're Japanese, owning a katana makes you an autist.
Unless you collect historical items in general of course, and don't pose with your fucking swords for photos.
>>685751620
i'm not, i'm just saying you're stupid and suicide is probably a better option for you than whatever you're doing
>>685751667
well yes, but that makes the OWNER an autist, not the weapon itself. the thread is for "autistic weapons", not "weapons an autist would own".
>>685751636
Never held one but i sure would like to.
I feel the same way about a Xiphos.
>>685749239
fucking squall lionheart. such a faggot
>>685751738
It's implied.
>>685751689
>worries about grammar
>forgets to capitalize and punctuate.
>>685751545
wow crap! whats up?
>>685751689
stay edgy sword bro!
>>685751804
can't say i'm wrong