My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

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Wanna fuck my sister. Love her body. Her legs look so good. Wanna cum on them. Fapping to her gives me the strongest orgasms.

>>685745598
Damn, greentext it pls?

quigglyx0x0 add me on sc

I send snaps of my dick and sharpies in my pooper to rando gay men even though I'm not gay

>>685745493
i need to kill myself
it's gone beyond want

>>685745598
also kek i remember this

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>>685745493

>>685745876
Yeah I know what you mean. I suck off dudes in parking lots and swallow their hot, thick, sticky jizz. No homo though.

>>685745669
i want to fuck your sis also

>Sister is sleeping on couch
>She is out
>horney
>she is wearing tight leggings
>i slowly put my hand on her crouch
>nice
>start fapping beside her
>she is still out
>she wakes up
>never knew

Im the motherfucking batman and the city needs my dick.

>>685745493
The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can groom her 12 yo daughter.

Thanks to 4chan I've started to get paid work as an internet detective.

The best money comes from people with bad intentions. I haven't told my fiancée or anybody else about my side business. Not sure whether I should stop.

>>685747378
tell us more anon.

>>685747000
what does /b/ think?

>>685747378
girls that age are usually self-grooming

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i like reading how /b/ would degrade my sister into their own little slut and the kinds of fetishes they would do to her

I fucking lie to everyone closest to me. My job, school, hobbies, volunteer work, activities, day to day stuff. It's all to just cover up the fact that I'm a piece of shit gang banging IV drug addict.
And EVERYONE believes all this bullshit that comes out of my mouth.
:)

>>685746343
Gotta do what ya gotta do right?

>>685745493
I used to go into the cash office at my old job when no other manager was there and cut up my legs with a box cutter.

>penis

>>685747879
do same some times,makes life much more interesting

>>685745493
I always say black women are unattractive but want to fuck one so bad.

>>685747490
Not much to tell so far, I keep telling her she's pretty, encourage her to wear as little as she wants to when I'm over. Recently I started giving her shoulder massages while her mom isn't around, she takes off her shirt and bra for them

>>685747814
I'm just pushing her in the right direction, that's all

I snorted a line of blow in a Chuck-E-Cheese bathroom stall then proceeded to choke myself while masterbating.

I'm starting to hate every single friend of mine. We became friends when we were 13 or so but now I'm starting to realise we have nothing in common anymore.

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>>685745493
I'm a huge cuck. So huge that i encouraged my now ex gf (pic related) to sleep with 3 men and now she's engaged to the 3rd one. i've also been debating dumping her nudes.

>>685745493

>be me
>be two years ago
>go with some friends to a Party
>meet quality 7.5/10
>get drunk
>be horny
>she lives nearby the Club
>go to her place
>fuck her brain out

>be next morning
>shower togehter with her
>have sex in the shower
>she trips and falls, knock her head at the Wall
>blood EVERYWHERE
>nope.jog
>get dressed on and Run

>be a few days later
>read in local newspaper that a woman was found dead in her place

Mfw it was her
Mfw noone knew i was there
Mfw i her fucking blood ruined my god damn Limp Bizkit T-Shirt

My Secret is that my favourit T-Shirt is a LB-Shirt

I fap thinking about my gf getting fucked by another guy.

am I autistic or what?

>>685749026
You gonna fuck her or let all of your efforts go to waste?

killed my squirrel when i was 4 years old.
i was not intending it but he was dead when i was keep touching him with my palm rubbing his cheek.
when the orgasm emerged by the fur touching feel is over, he was dead.

>>685749156
Don't be ashamed of your love for LB, they're amazing

>>685749049

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!

Cucks should be burned alive.

And drop the nudes already.

>>685749026
>takes off her shirt and bra

and how is the situation underneath there developing?

>>685748849
yeah, imo most are unattractive but I would never turn down an opportunity for sex. in college i fucked 5 black girls, would recommend

>>685749192
Once she's old enough

>>685749297
Way too big for a girl her age, it's ridiculous

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june 11th is the day i plan on committing suicide

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>>685747378
>>685749026
>>685749459
brool story co

>>685745493
from the age of 14 to 17 me and my cousin fucked. Never used a condom. Always came inside. Got caught once.... Had a shirt on and it was dark... Talked my way out of it.

No one knows.

wait until june 12th, its supposed to be raining on the 11th

I wrote a paper in college that one of my professors said was absolutely brilliant. He showed it to some of his peers in the industry and they agreed. When all was said and done, I had three separate security evaluation type companies competing to hire me, but it all moved so fast that I got overwhelmed and didn't reply to any of them. Now a year later none of them have ever heard of me, I'm running out of money, and no one I knew went into that industry.

>>685749470
may I ask why good sir?

>>685749470
See you in hell then

>>685749470
dibs on your stuff

>>685745493
I would honestly be OK with it if my significant other watched porn

>>685749459
going to need you to come back with regular, detailed updates anon.

>>685749801
if I had a significant other.

>>685745493
I fucked my 16 year old cousin when I was 14. We still see from time to time and the night it happened almost feels like a dream sequence. I don't remember much of it, but I know it happened because she confirmed it when we met last time. Lots of awkwardness ensued.

And then we fucked.
Again.


I feel so filthy, /b/. Oh, goddamn it feels so good.

>>685749801
Who the fuck isn't okay with their partner watching porn?
My spouse and I both watch/read/look at plenty of porn and neither of us care. Even about the weird stuff.

I occasionally have sex with one of my dogs.

I'm totally fucking addicted to APINACA

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I wanna be a girl so bad but don't wanna tell my parents/other family. I plan on doing hrt and hiding changes like boobs and such from my family.
I want someone to make me their slave.

>>685749955
check'd.

my gf considers me watching porn the same as cheating. I still watch porn most days, just secretly.

of course I'm actually cheating on her on a weekly basis as well which might upset her more.

I sometimes ask my girlfriend to act as if she doesn't know me because I like to rape her. I also think that's true love.

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i post her because i think she's funny and talented and pretty good looking and only sometimes as a troll, but not of her. i'm not the troll you think i am.

>>685750078
Also when i was a kid and we had cows on my farm, I used to go out at night with the calves, take out my dick, and let them try to get the "milk" from the utter.... Sometimes I fucked them too.... There was one really nice older cow who used to let me put it in her butt.

>>685749183

Nope, just a future cuck

>>685747406
Elaborate please

>>685750222
Also check'd
Maybe you cheat because she considers something as small as watching porn cheating.
Now as for the physical cheating, that's not right man. If you aren't happy then leave, it's that easy.

>>685750174
Fuck, you're such a prettyboy. Post more.

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>>685750338
Could I make it as someone's slave? Someone's little girl? I'm trying to grow out my hair and everything. I'm even wearing panties and girly pajamas.

>>685749156
>Gets laid wearing a Limp Bizkit T-Shirt
Did you even read your storry before you posted it?

>>685750517
You're smooth and have a tiny boy-clit. Plenty of people would want to make you their sissy slave.

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I KNOW THAT IT WAS ALIENS IT WAS ALWAYS ALIENS AND TSOUKALOS IS RIGHT

>>685750517

Lose some weight, then I'd cage your dick, dress you up how I want you, then fuck your boipussy until you are in tears

>>685750583
I'm not that anon but fuck you Limp Bizkit's rockin the set

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>>685750596
Yay! I find it really hard to find people in Texas that want this with me though. Except on 4chan.

>>685750638
Of course, I've been dieting a little bit recently. I wanna start running a bit and doing workouts for my butt to get it nice and larger for whoever wants to be my master.

I never loved anyone and can't really connect with people even tho' i am not considered antisocial.

I can only bond emotionally with animals.

I killed a man in a foreign country no one knows to this day.

>>685750835

Never go back to Belize, McAffee

>>685745493
I really hate myself, im a fucking drug addict and a drunk piece of shit... I got no future and the most logical its that i going to die soon... And i dont really care

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i don't like caterpillars

Purposely fucked a girl raw and just walked away. She is now pregnant.

>>685749286
Heh.... Really? Burned alive you say?

Why? What do you get out of the deal?

>>685750818
Post your ass, faggot.

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>685750517
I'd say so. I'm into some serious D/s (with girls). you've got exactly the right attitude.

Can't decide what to do with my life or what I'm interested in so I could start somehow. Just happy working a menial job that keeps a roof on my head and drugs in my pocket.

I want to fuck my mom like crazy and love her like a son but take that extra step and be the man she needs and deserves.

>>685750944

what kind of drugs

>>685750320
I find people for money. People give me some starting information, and I research until I find them. Basically doxxing for private clients.

>>685749676
how the fuck is there no pregnancy
does that mean one of you is sterile?

>>685750908
underrated post

She is pregnant.

How much would that cost? I have ALOT of information for one person i wish to find, but no luck on physical location aside from town proximity. Anywhere i can contact you?

>>685745493

i kinda hated my mother for a good long time, but conivinced myself that i didnt care. i ignored her, kept away from her, didnt talk, nothing. when her cancer spread, and her liver was about to give out, my brother convinced me to be with her. she asked me for forgiveness and i told her id forgiven her, which was a lie i think, she died later that day and now i am fucked up cause i still think about that day and lie i told with hate for myself

i have nudes of some girl ive been talking to for a year now.

ive been waiting for the right opportunity and plan to blackmail her into getting more,preferable getting nudes with her face

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>>685751068
Alright
>>685751090
That's good, but finding guys that want ugly crossdressers like me is hard.

I have a strong memory of my older brother pinning me down on a bed and licking my arms and me yelling him to stop, I don't remember anything afterwards.

we were so young
I still think that made me have sexual dreams with my direct family members, which I sometimes have to this day.

I had never wrote this before. I think I might need help. What does /b/ think?

>>685751202
White shit, pills and marijuana

>>685751210

how much do you charge

>>685749740

long battle with depression and im giving up :D

i found my big titted cousin's online dating profile and catfished her for nudes

>>685751576

yeah, depression kinda gets you in the end, no matter how long and hard you fight

>>685750338
Stool pushing faggot. And he's ugly as shit.

>>685750291
Way too far bro
I just feel bad for the cows now

>>685751335

who?

>>685751675
Thanks, I really get off to people calling me ugly. Anything demeaning. Please keep it coming

i pretend to be a guy so /b/ doesn't ask for tits

>>685750835
Ditto

>>685751676
they probably felt nothing
>is it in yet?

>>685751521

have you asked a therapist?

maybe incest is one of your fetishes, you need to know if you want to have sex with your familymembers, or if its just the thought of something taboo thats responsible

>>685751780
I feel that dude, same

>>685750944
What drugs?

>>685751730
You're so beautiful. I'm in love with you, you straight heterosexual vanilla manly man and I vow to always treat you right and never enslave you because you deserve better.

>>685751922

lol

>>685751922
Hey now, stop that.

>>685750818
I'd be your master. I love a dirty sissy slut

>>685751990
Please take my hand in marriage? We can go for a walk in the park but not after dark because I'm scared and I need your protection.

>>685749470
What's on your mind fam

>>685751863
Same here

>>685751573
depends on the job. If it's really interesting I'll do it for free, if it's for something illegal it might be hundreds. Most things fall in the middle.


Since It's not my day job I haven't really set a high hourly rate. Usually I'll only charge if I find them.

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>>685752032
What would you do to me?

>>685752077
Uhm, no I don't like that. Stop it.

>>685752131

all preperations complete?

what method do you want to use, i am curious

I try to hard to fuck my gf's sister (they semi-twins) I even wasted lots of money inviting them to hang out. My gf told me she was jealous of her and I said she was nothing to worry about because I like her (my gf) for her way of be and feelings...

I feel kinda bad about it but damn, she's hot, pale, got a big ass and fucking pinky feet.

To be honest, I don't mind to cheat on her, I'm trying to make her have a threesome, but I know I'm pretty far to that.
I could post a pic of her or them but I'm afraid some of my friends see this post since I got some fellas lurking b. Sry tho.

>>685751845

I'm pretty sure I don't want to have sex with my family members. I am also 100% sure that my brother did what i explained before, I told him I'd accuse him with our mother, but he just begged me not to. I have no fucking memory what happened after or when or how he got away from me.

No, I have never been to a therapist. I was about to ask my parents to take me to a therapist (I'm 20 and jobless) but my mother started saying "I don't understand why people have depression. They just have shit on their brains." Never thought of asking again but i'm saving up in order to go.

My ex moved to the other side of the world, although i tell everyone that i don't really care, all i can think about is her still

When I was 15 I took the v of a girl on her 11th bday. was 100% consensual. fucked her quite a few other times also. it's cliche as fuck but she was really tight, awesome fuck toy, made her cum pretty much every time

>>685751883
White shit, pills and marijuana

>>685750263
You are very lucky to have that lovely girl in your life (and that great dog too). Don't fuck it up.