are you the oldest/youngest anon on /b/ right now?
>post age
>post gender:m/f/trans
>post etc.
>>685739027
21
m
neet
16 yo newfag lurking
>>685739656
kek
>>685739656
a trans one too?
85 years old
what's the internet?
fuck you asking, young man
>>685740176
kek weam
14
m
pls no ban
>>685739027
>25
>male
>white cis scum
I'm probably the general demographic here, aside from the weebs.
>>685741266
>>685741266
with dubs
>14
>f
>newfag lurking
18
Male
Waiting to die.
Probably the oldest.
40
>>685739027
>21
>female
>I only come here to provide entertainment during my raging bouts of alcoholism
27
M
Grindcore aficionado
>>685739825
>26
>M
That fucking GIF, I lost so hard
faggot autism cracker
19
Male
Shitting my brains out rip my stomach
>>685739656
>>685740893
>>685741650
I hope these are le master troles, if you're 14 then fuck off outside.
Enjoy life while you still can because it gets really bad really fast once you get to say, 22.
>>685741827
Why do you want to die fam?
>>685743235
Loperamide bro, problem solved, NEXT
>>685739027
9
new
i post a lote
13
girl
im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>>685743558
>implying life doesn't immediately begin downhill when you turn 18
>>685739027
youngest 8 (comprehension engagement)
oldest 165
>>685743965
I know it's copypasta, but god damn it makes me cringe so damn hard.
>>685740176
so, do you remember what "A" cards were for, granny? or are you bullshitting?
52 here
>>685741867
nope
this is from my porn collection
>>685744051
>>685744051
an oldy but cringey man its a work of art
53, male, trans isn't a gender
>>685743969
18 is still pretty good here in UK, once you're into your early twenties though, what's the fucking point in anything.
>>685745088
what's so amazing about being a teenager in the UK? you're... British.
>>685742271
will you entertain us?
>>685745516
Nah, not really feeling clothes off drunk at the moment. Sorry man.
>>685745067
what is gender?
>>685745653
A synonym for sex. There are 2, male a female.
>>685745638
what about clothes on drunk?
>>685745261
It's the time when we're expected to go to nightclubs for the first time, go on holiday without your parents, school ends and you get a bit of a 'summer of love' period in your life.
This comes to an end when you realise you need a job to continue to do these things, but when you have a job you're so tired and depressed from it that you can't do all those fun things anymore, coupled with having no time for a social life.
In 10 years I can see us going the same way as Japan, with people never leaving the house, dying and people not noticing for weeks. The only way to be social in the UK is to be a boarderline alcoholic.
>>685745807
Well I mean my clothes are on, can't really see how anyone would be entertained by that.
>>685745747
sex is male and female,gender is what ever you want it to be
>>685745880
this is /b/ we fap to anything
20
i am gender fluid you sexist pig
#notanothermonster
>>685746024
>>>soc
Fucking try-hard.
>>685745880
what is your fetish or kink?
>>685746024
You can fap to my cat if you want, and some of my shirt
There's something wrong with my eye so I look like Forrest Whittaker (???) right now
>>685746172
/soc/ is full of dicks rate threads and faggot like you
>>685739027
Everyone under 18 should be enjoying their teens, everyone over 24 should have made a better life for themselves by now. If you're between 18 and 24, you're allowed to be pathetic and browse /b/.
>>685739027
16
m
I have distinct lack of empathy for refugee niggers, even though I was raised liberal
>>685746278
not into animals today,so show fuck up eye
>>685746583
I lied it doesn't actually look as bad right now as it will in the AM.
Actually looks pretty normal.
Are you saying you're too good for my cat?? FOR MY SON?
>>685746572
Mods please do your fucking job
>>685746572
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pol
>>685746420
Which is why it would be the perfect place for you to fuck off to.
>*le femail appears* :O please oh vagina'd one, please acknowledge my existsence
Pathetic.
>>685746708
i said not today,fapping to animals is a friday thing for me
>>685746949
Fine. Is today a chubster day?
>>685746915
okay whiteknight, go back to your home
>>685747029
nope, amateur women day,
tomorrow is rule 34 day
>>685747142
Jesus, I'm a white knight? The irony.
You're the one trying to be the ultimate gentleman for some online skank who has already told us she is an Internet whore when she's drunk.
...and I'm the white knight.
>>685747394
Coolio m8
>>685747450
I don't come here to be a whore, I come here for the memes. I do everything for the memes.
>>685747450
i only want amateur porn ,pal
>>685747450
yep,you trying that thirsty anon
>>685748085
>stop that thirsty anon
fuck that one up,need some sleep
>>685747736
pics
>>685748280
That's some weak shit there buddypal.
>>685748390
im not your buddypal,dude
>>685747736
Just post tits so we can end this shit you fucking skank.
>>685748487
I'm not your dude, friend
>>685748487
I'm not your dude, comrade.
>>685748579
or vulva
>>685748579
I'll post tits when I need something. You don't just hand out free $20 bills to anyone that asks.
>>685748611
I'm not your friend,sir
>>685748636
I'm not your comrade,friend
>>685748710
Not unless you're a whore
>>685748731
I'm not your sir, guy
>>685748710
post non nude pics
>>685748865
im not your guy,man
>>685739027
35
Normal
Married /4 kids /job /liberal
>>685748884
I'm fully clothed under a blanket with a cat on top of me. Will that really do anything for anybody?
>>685748969
I'm not your man, dude
>>685749078
Sure, if the pics are all underblank.
>>685743969
>>685743558
>>685745088
25 here, super poor, work for minimum wage, drive a shitty car, but im happy, i have all that i want, friends, family, lifes not bad, it only gets better, more fun shit to do, every days something new
>>685749078
show your lips
>>685749143
im not your dude,lady
>>685749177
Idk what that means.
>>685749278
I'm not your lady, chick
>>685749224
Define super poor. You already have a car?
UK/US?
>>685749331
I'm not your chick,dog
>>685749331
>Idk what that means
That's okay. This is my first drunk in weeks.
>>685749450
I'm not your dog, mom.
>>685749450
I'm not your dog, Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
>>685749503
im not your mom,son
>>685749503
But I WANT to be your dog.
>>685749480
You'll get there. Drinking is difficult.
>>685749640
I know. I've been doing it for years. What I mean is that I took a break. Today is the first time back.
>>685749586
im not your Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez,faggot
>>685749445
i live in canada, i make maybe 12-18 thousand a year, i just buy 300 dollar shitbox cars, tax it for 2 years, and then scrap it for 200, rinse and repeat, my insurance is less than 100 a month,
i rent a house, 3 bedroom, i live alone tho, dont have much money, but im happy i have what i have, and i truly enjoy life,
M
45
London UK
>>685749078
yes it will,now post moar of yourself
>>685749872
>i rent a house
Yard size?
>>685749904
you the oldest here so far
>>685749964
not much of a yard, just enough room for a fire pit, i have a little porch with my bbq and chairs,
>>685749737
I kinda got what you meant. I meant to say drunking, especially after a break.
>>685749815
Love you pal
>>685749924
Whatever, enjoy I guess.
>>685749872
No sarcasm, your life sounds nice.
Happy for you anon.
Although, this could swing it, what is your job?
>>685750135
that neck,now show belly
>>685750135
Love you buddy
>>685750297
Not a chance, I'm hella comfortable and I refuse to disturb the cat.
>>685750289
laborour at a warehouse, i unload trucks, load trucks, repack bottles, whatever they need me to do,
>>685750449
hmmm,are lips and nose okay
>>685750535
Not really. You can have a foot if you want.
>>685750594
tongue
>>685750752
Nah man no face stuff.
>>685750801
hand in panties
>>685750946
Don't wear them
>>685751264
hairy or hairless?
>>685751323
Haven't shaved in a couple weeks, so there's some hair right now
>>685751557
do you masturbate?
>>685751557
smelly?
>>685751632
Show me someone who doesn't and I'll show you a saint
>>685751705
Nah
>>685751798
what do you masturbate too?
>>685751920
Lots of things. Some weird, some not.
Sometimes furry garbage, sometimes loli garbage, and sometimes rapey garbage.
>>685752084
A girl fapping to loli? I call imposter.
>>685752208
Stranger things have happened. Like people enjoying the films of Nicholas Cage.
>>685752084
loli ?
>>685752324
Eh it's preferable if they don't like it
>>685752084
if i post some will you get horny?
>>685752278
Good point.
>>685752411
this?
>>685752435
Doubt it. I don't even do it out of horniness (?) mostly out of boredom
>>685752442
Yee
>>685752530
Better, but why a chick with a strap on?
>>685752683
it something you don't see often
>>685752938
Do not dig. But good for you if you do.
>>685752583
if no one getting off to it,there is no reason to keep posting it ,so im out
>>685753036
>>685753036
okay
>>685752411
why do you like loli rape?
>>685741650
post nudes and feet
>>685753882
We already settled, that she won't... I think.
19,f, spain.
I dont know what Im doing with my life
>>685754314
pics?
>>685754441
do you just lurk on this thread demanding pics from any female gender present? I'm very very very extremaly ugly and you dont wanna see me
>>685739027
83/m/florida
>>685754534
well still fap, so post em
>>685754577
>83
sure,dubs of true
>>685754577
Let's derail this thing into oblivion and demand pics of this fucker.
53
Male
Straight and love young fit women
Pretty typical, 3 daughters, 2ex wives
6" dick and 30lbs over weight
>>685754725
I am born 1933 in Portugal, moved to US in 42, had 4 kids with three different wives, retired from teaching in 83, started furniture business that I sold, now I live on SS.
>>685755031
oldest fag here
>>685755173
okay oldest man on /b/
>>685739027
>gender
>trans
Gtfo
>>685755367
gtfo newfag,stop being a trigger faggot