>>685728160
Hold the door.

>>685728160

Define professional?

My title is Web Developer but I don't know if that counts.

MD in progress.

>>685728160
Im a raw material handler. not even making a joke.

>>685728455
It could be anything as long as it is certified by an educational institution.

Captain Faggoto isn't a title it's a nickname

>>685728455
Checkem

>>685728160
BBA in progress

>>685728628
If u have enough experience i think that could count

>>685728160
Master Electrician and BS in EE also a notary public but that is pretty much nothing.

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>>685728160
registered process server

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I'm a marine biologist.

>>685728503
Good choice buddy

school is for losers

>>685728160
Certified Professional Cheese Pizzamaker

>>685729158
Lmao

>>685729256

>his face when

>>685728160
Mr Scientist I guess. Studying biochemistry/microbiology.

I've got 3 more semesters 'til I start studying for my CPA

CPA designation

Meh, just means I can "sign off" on shit and charge more $$

>>685729115
I work in a factory that handles a lot of extremely corrosive and explosive materials. Had to go through a hazmat program and the DOD come and checks on us pretty often.

>>685729395
@ what part the notary public? It is mostly to help expedite things when I'm work with real estate agents and the local county.

>>685729589
Nice, that was one of my options. But ended choosing chemical engineering instead.

>>685728160
I second >>685728455 at Kay I was a "jewelery consultant and diamondtologist" I have had literally 0 formal training aside from meetings and pow wows before opening.

Title means nothing

>>685730063
U are right, but check also >>685729115

Editor

>>685728298
so who made him do it?

>>685729158
How do you like being an electrician? Run me through a usual day. I am thinking of studying for it.

creeper mccreeperson

MD as of 2 days ago :)

>>685729158
How do I get into an apprenticeship?

>>685728160
Just now while I was working, I took a shit, while on the clock.
Professional shitter.

>>685730515
A professional door crosser

I'm a JD. Just got the Bar passage results a week and a half ago!

>>685730890
Congrats mate

MD

>>685728160
Bachelor's businesses degree. Train Conductor

>>685731090
thanks man, it's been a hell of a process

>>685731082
What's a jd? >>685731082

>>685728160
I have my official Breast Inspector license. It gets me soooooooo much pussy

>>685730668
Well I'm honestly not out in the field that much these days, I work for a commercial solar company as an engineer so I mostly draw up and certify site plans.

It depends on what sort of work you want to do. The company I am part of is part of a larger contracting firm and we have about 100 journeymen and ~30 master electricians and I don't really keep track of apprentices since my company has 0. I know a bit about regular "home and commercial" operators as well let me know what sort you want.

>>685730921
Best way is to get get a certificate or associates of applied electrical technology. That will get you some ins with local companies if you did it right and if not you have 1-2 years worth of skills and training to make people want to take you on. Your state might also have programs for people wanting to enter into technical trades especially if you live in a big defenses state with a national lab.

Anyone else studying to become a Medical Lab Technologist?

>>685728160
BBA here from a state U, looking for PhD if I ever stop being poor

Environmental Engineering Tech, and Civil Engineer (6 months till P.Eng)

Bachelors in medicine, bachelors in physics, finishing masters in physics.

>>685731734
Go for a scholarship, dreams take balls and effort to accomplish, mate :)

>>685728160

>Pd: image unrelated

Tits are always related you dumb ass.

>>685732005
Where did you get enough time to study that much?

>>685732005
also, what's a bachelors in medicine?

Here's in canada, we typically call that a doctorates, because...you know...being a doctor?

CPhT

not really "professional" like you probably mean but it's something. Got a kick out of signing documents with it after my name like the first week after I got my license but the novelty wore off quickly, especially since it's not really that prestigious.

>>685731476
What about those union apprenticeships? I heard that they take you in and pay you while you learn?

>>685732612
Not the same system of degrees. Doctor corresponds to the highest level of superior education, in some countries, medicine bachelors are called doctors because of a custom, even though it's not really correct.

>>685732772
Depends on the state you are in. I personally don't work with unions. Though from my understanding of it you are looking at 4-5 years as an apprentice with a union before your can take your journeyman exam, slightly slower than fastest you can do it. You would get payed while you were apprenticed minus union dues but the benefits would likely be better. You would be bound by union rules for jobs such as a quota system for work.

>>685732707
I think that counts tho

:v

>>685732972
so are you a doctor, or a medical doctor or neither? I'm confused. Here, you can have a doctorate in anything...and people technically call you doctor if you have a PHD in music (but those people who demand to be called doctor with their joke of a phd are bitches), and then there are real doctors who get a doctorate of medical sciences. Until you get that, you aren't allowed to put the M.D. before your name.

>>685734069
It's complicated. It is okay to call someone who studied medicine "doctor", because of the origin of the word. But for all the other careers, it is required to get the PhD degree.

Ph.D. in chemistry

>>685728160
JiZZUS Christ gibe sauce

>>685734601
Nice. I'm looking forward to become a chemical engineer :D

>>685734693
Got that image from another thread actually :/

>>685728160
Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert - Route/Switch specifically

>>685734983
Cool, did cisco itself give you the professional formation?

>>685735156
Had to past the test, cert comes in the mail. It basically says "pay this muthafucka 200k/yr"

>>685734069
I've heard from an M.D. doc once that other professions with PhD's that can be called 'doctor' usually just do it among their peers in their fields. I agree if there's someone with a PhD that isn't a M.D. who introduces themselves to other random people as 'doctor' are just stroking their ego. I'd probably let psychiatrists and psychologists slide though. I think they're required to do M.D. rotations anyway

>>685735389
only one of them is...the one that's allowed to prescribe drugs. The other is a glorified babysitter.

And I guess I've never even heard of someone doing pre-med as a bachelors. I'm more used to people doing their bachelors in whatever (bio/chem/general science) then doing medical degree following that. It's like an eight to ten year process here for general practioner I think. Plus extra time if you want to specialize.

>>685729589
Microbiologist here. Got certified as a Clinical Lab Scientist. Did that for 2 years, now i'm doing a Ph.D. in virology specializing in vaccine research and development.

>>685735389
That ego thing is quite common tho. But I think it's not that bad, all that effort people put on their education must be returned as satisfaction with the word Doctor before your name.

I don't know if that counts, but M.Sc. in Progress here

>>685736084
How good is the job opportunity in the field?

>>685736499
Master in which science bro?

>>685736084
I got a buddy who's daughter is into that. She got a full ride for her doctorate.

>>685736721
Lots of hours at a lab. I bet it is very gratifying to perform exactly what you studied for

>>685736558
As a CLS, pretty great. Got a job offer still while in the program during my clinicals. 20k sign in bonus as long as I signed for 2 years, which I did. As vaccine R&D the opportunities seem great. I personally want to work for the CDC .

>>685736639
Molecular Biology

>>685733321
If your are not with a union you won't get paid as an apprentice?

>>685737204
That's great man. Must be fun to be a lab scientist

>>685737589
Now that depends on the company you're working for

>>685737753
How hard is it to find jobs?

>>685733321
Are you an electrical engineer with a bachelor's in electrical engineering or an electrician? Is there a difference between the 2? Or is electrician colloquial for an electrical engineer?

>>685734983
Do you need to have any other computer education like computer science? Or you can just get that certificate without anything else?