I always knew I would meet someone who's better at sucking dick than me.

>>685719870

Why are you better than me? Proof?

>>685719870

What's your top10 anime?

>>685719870
How can I stop being such a beta bitch?

Whats it like knowing that death is looming over you and your faint existence will mean nothing a few years after your death?

>>685720357
Because

>1
I get more pussy than you could ever dream of while you sit in your basement being a virgin

>2
I actually have a job and a gf

>3 I make tons of money as a quarterback on the Packers

>4 I don't watch stupid japanese cartoons or play vidya gaems like a fucking child.

y tho

>>685719870
How do I git gud?

>>685720591
Just get a gf you faggot

>>685720646
Shut the fuck up

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>>685720661

>I make tons of noise getting packed by a quarterback

>>685720661
>packers quarterback

I sense autism is behind this post

>>685720766
I don't know how anon

>>685720901
Like you can do any better

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>That feel when OP is probably a 15 year old indian boy with a superiority complex

If you were made of cheese, what kind of cheese would it be?

>>685721033
Just fucking kill yourself

>>685720836
Haha i guess you're some shiney, happy immortal.

Face it, nothing makes you better than anyone. You will be terrified as you die

>>685721037
Yea, im not a liar

>>685719870
how did you get so good at sucking off niggers?

>>685721125
I said shut the fuck up. I am 100% better than you because I'm not a depressed, sexless faggot like you who's self conscious about everything

>>685720766

but girls are gross and annoying...

>>685721289
Faggot

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>>685721278
>these arent normal edges

>>685721278
You sound like an autistic, petty fuck.

None of that matters. Fucking whores doesnt make you any better than anyone else.

>>685721697
>whores

Faggot, I have a loyal gf that fucks me every fucking week. We've been together for 6 years and she's sexy as fuck. It makes me better than you because you don't even know how to get even an ugly gf you fucking weeaboo shithead.

>>685721278
>i get my dick wet

Wow, welcome to the club. Lets see your bank account to show how better you are than us.

>>685721079
I'm fucking thinking about it but I feel like I haven't even tried hard enough to justify killing myself

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>>685721921
>every week
You

>>685721697
Not OP, but death is certain. Fucking whores while you can does make you better than the KV who haven't got the guts to do so.

>>685721952
I would show you if I wasn't fucking stupid. Like I said, I make tons of fucking money because I'm on the NFL. Fucking idiot.

Wouldn't it be beta of me to care about other people perceiving me as inferior?

>>685722108
You are stupid, thats the issue here

>>685722071
This guy knows what's up. Kudos to you

>>685722200
betas are the silent ones when an alpha exerts

>>685719870
you're not better at being me. and i like me way more than i do you. I win here bub

>>685722269
I'm smart enough to get a girlfriend, which you obviously don't have the mental capacity to do, you fucking faggot.

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Itt op is a cuck

How do I stop being gay

>>685722071
It doesnt take courage to fuck a chick

>>685722348
And that should matter to me why?
What happened to the stereotypical strong silent type?
Is being alpha determined by who can shout the loudest?
Why are you letting pseudo-science excuse indecency?
Are you retarded?

>>685719870

>>685722423
That's right, because if I was being you you wouldn't be a fucking neckbeard from Reddit who types all day in r/atheism about how stupid Christians are.

>>685722329
Kudos earned, but I still haven't seen a reason as to why you're superior to me, anon.

>>685719870
how do you do it

>>685722442
Even retards get girlfriends

You really think having a whore around to fuck makes you superior?

She sounds even more stupid than you are.

>>685722530
Agreed. But that is not the mindset of the beta.

>>685722686
I'm not a complete jackass like you

>>685720661
Hi Aaron Rogers
Hi Brett Hundley
Hi, Joe Callahan.
Fuck off to bed, you 2nd rate cunt.

>>685722798
True. Poor betas

>>685722649
you are 100% off. also i think you may have mental issues. you are a confirmed cunt tho

What's your favorite dippin' sauce

>>685722779
I swear if you call my gf a whore again I will take that IP address of yours and shove it up your ass. I have managed to keep my gf, which most autismo's like you can't even do because you don't give a shit about other people. And on top of that, I make more money than you, I have a better house than you, I can do everything you do (except be a faggot) but better, and I have skydived in Russia. Oh, not to mention, I get to travel around the world a LOT, something you can only dream of.

>>685722827
But, anon, wouldn't a complete jackass make a thread just like this?

>>685722686
What if a hot chick prefers me and not you because she doesn't like your complexion and lack genetic sympathy, which has no hierarchy?
Am I the superior man for all time based on the opinion of one woman who doesn't have a high one of you, and likely will never?
Is it healthy to have an ego so fragile that it validates itself on the attraction of a gender it simultaneously views as inferior?

>>685723291
No because jackasses don't know how to type you moron

>>685723273
>[Insert 'What the fuck did you just say about me' copy pasta here].

>>685723418
alright, this has gone on enough. im out, this guys a faggot for sure

>>685719870
How did you get rich?

>>685723418
That's bullshit right there. Everyone on this site is a top-grade jackass, and many of us type just fine.

>>685723439
Faggot. You literally just changed the subject because you know I'm right, fucker.

>>685723646
You're girlfriend
Is
A
Fucking
WHORE

>>685723583
Shut the fuck up.

>>685723574
I sell my body to the Greenbay Packers as a Trap whore .

>>685723273
Thats see some proof that the large bank account and your whore even exist.

>>685723765
Not OP you fucking cunt

>>685723733
>>685723830
You retards asked for it.

Say goodbye to your system 32

>>685723273
Welp...OP is officially a complete mong, i bet his "girlfriend" smokes huge black dicks when he is "earning money" aka in the special class in his school.

>>685723973
>Say goodbye to System32
>...on your iPhone.

Even your whore is better than you. At least she gets laid.

>>685719870
OP's girlfriend smokes black cock.

>>685723306
I'm not sure if you're replying to the proper anon (OP). Regardless, what the fuck is genetic sympathy? Also, bitches are trifling whores. Just as you prefer traps, they sometimes prefer dudes with different eyebrows. Doesn't change a thing when it comes to alpha-ism.

>>685722108
id like proof bro, just for the 1 in a million chance Rodgers is browsing /b/

>>685724118
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>685719870
ITT: OP gets rekt.

>>685723973
Op confirmed for kissless, broke virgin

>>685724187
I'm not gonna show my fucking face. This is fucking 4chan you dweeb

>>685724370
Kek!

>>685724427
>dweeb

Op is officially 13

>>685724213
Many people on 4chan these days use phones rather than Windows computers. Subtract IP safety, add loss of system32.exe. If you knew anything about programs, you'd realize how stupid your statement was.

>>685724370
You fucking faggot, have you even read any of the other posts? I am literally nothing you even said, you wanking piece of shit

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>>685724427
Ill post it for you. Mr. Greenbay Packer QB.

>>685724617
No proof
No legitimacy

Lurk more

>>685724617
If you know peoples IP name ONE posters IP adress in this thread then fag.

op goes to 4chan to brag about being a packer..

Do people really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>685719870
OP is either 10 or this is b8

>>685724542
You are literally the dumbest piece of shit on this website. Go fuck yourself, this isn't even a phone that I'm on.

>>685725029
Nobody said YOU was on a phone retard

>>685724764
Let's see

978.762.534.764

>>685724156
As in the best genetic pairs are usually around fourth-fifth cousins due to enough variation to not cause any destructive mutation, but not distant enough to cause an assortment of mental disorders, which many mixed race kids do have.
Source: ex was an evolutionary psychologist
Though she would feed me bullshit about how when a man asserts his dominance they will place their hands on their hips.
I found it funny that whenever a group of friends and I were trying to solve a problem we all assumed this position.
They don't know what it means, and now I do it all the time to unconsciously manipulate someone into submission.
Just kidding, it never works because people could give less of a shit if your alpha or not, and fail to recognize blatant displays of dominance.
Rawr
Now agree you inferior beta, then let me mate with your women because despite being of frail physique, I have bested you in an Internet argument and secured my position as alpha for this glorious moment for all to see.

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>>685724820
Hell no. Nobody lies here. I should know;; in Kurt Cobain.
>Pic Related, it's me.

>>685725134
Our survey says...

Wrong summerfag. Not even close.

>>685724617
Im a Patriots quarterback, made $58 million since 2014, fuck 7 different girls ever week every year and my team has more superbowl wins than yours.

Shut the fuck up.

>>685725283
Gr8 b8 m8

>>685725134
Try again fam

>>685725253
You never said I had to do yours you autistic fuck

>>685725451
Kek this guy is getting owned right now...

>>685725479
Indeed i did not! I am infact stating that you never got anybodys IP adress correct there faglord!

>>685725283
Really now? How long have you kept a relationship? Are you even planing on marrying?

Btw, I make a shitload more money than that.

>>685725479
Do mine then faggot? This should be good.

Should we report this guy to the mods for threatening to play with our porn collections via IP
|-|∆x|/\/G?

>>685725357
thata not bait dude, thats extreme sarcasm. Op is the bait

>>685725656
Shut the fuck up or I will permenantly ddos you

>>685725479
>autistic fuck

HOLD THE DOOR

>>685725802
I thought you was the op sorry dude kek

>>685719870
Are you better than me?

>>685725764
Fine

354.217.445.905

>>685725919
Op is a cheese head.

>>685725839
Ah ha! I see! Avoiding what i asked! so i will ask again, what is my ip? Fag.

>>685725980
Holy shit...you litterally could not be further off you absolute autistic 10 year old nigger.

>>685726026
Kill yourself I'm gonna do more than look at your ip you fucking jew

>>685726138
I messed up. It's
543.678.910.432

>>685726198
>OP implying he even knows what a IP is.

You litterally just guessed my IP wrong you big old chicken nugget you.

>>685726235
Even further jesus dude come ON...this is pathetic...

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>>685726198

OP is an inferior FAGGOT

>>685725993
Kek

>>685726313
Look at the fucking post above yours retard

op claims to be alpha cause hes in the nfl
/b/ counters with their super alpha leet haxxing skills

>>685720646
Pretty average, kinda like this thread.

>>685726432
Ja doctor! Now look at te post below that one you fucking retarded hot dog

>>685726475
There is no hacking involved. Just a huge flame war.

>>685719870
Op cant tell the difference between a IP adress and his elbow.

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>>685720115
>/thread

>>685726530
>retarded hot dog

That is literally the stupidest fucking insult I have ever seen. Who calls someone that? Honestly, fucker.

>>685726611
Oh, you want an IP address?
I thought you said 'potato'.

>>685726687
Hush my child, you little silly salad.

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The summer fags are early this year

>>685726786
Shut the fuck up cocksucker. You're not loved.

>>685726805
Indeed they are unfortunatley...

>>685726877
You sound like a fedora wearing cringe lord from Reddit. Kys immediately.

>>685722108
>on the NFL

>>685726870
Actually unlike you Mr. OP I actually have a wife sooooo i suppose you are well and truly a lazy lasagne now!

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>>685726993

>>685726571
aint that how these threads go? Op is a troll, some anon inevitably sets up some bait. morons take shit seriously and bite down hard. ending all in 100 post long thread of just pure name calling and insults

>>685727133
Yeah, a wife as in an anime body pillow? Because that's the only thing close to pussy that you will ever get you autistic weeaboo neckbeard.

>>685727183
In all honesty anon i just like winding the new fags up by calling them hot dogs kek

>>685727183
You just described /b/
>congratulations

if you're really better, then why this tread? face it you need something which makes you a needy winy spoiled fag bitch

>>685727321
Hush now barry bacon your time has passed...

>>685727388
/thread

>>685720661
Can I get a discount double check at register 4 please? Discount double check at register 4.

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Gotta take the bait
If you indeed are better than us OP
Then
>why the fuck are you wasting your time on /b/?

>>685727388
>spoiled bitch

Oh, you mean you, anon? I'm not covered in fucking acne you diseased fetus. I hope you realize how much of a faggot you are compared to a weeb because I am in every way better than you and there's no doubt about it.

>>685727544
Damn it mister anon you will ruffle his feathers and he will DDOS you with his supreme hax!

>>685727705
>is arguing with another anon
>...still waiting for him to name one posters IP adress correctly.

Fag.

>>685727544
Shut the fuck up you fucking child

>>685720661
>I get more pussy than you could ever dream of while you sit in your basement being a virgin
>I actually have a job and a gf
>I make tons of money as a quarterback on the Packers
>I don't watch stupid japanese cartoons or play vidya gaems like a fucking child.

and you are in 4chan, nice logic faggot, kek

>>685727832
>doesnt have a intelligent answer
>resorts to childish name calling
>whatamelon.jpeg

>>685727828
I already told you to shut the fuck up! You want me to take more out of your bank account you plebeian shit?

>>685727988
>implying he has taken money oit of my account
>...has not.

>>685727901
So fucking what? Why is everyone on this site so retarded?

>>685728169
Says the one saying he works for the NFL...kek

>>685727907
We'll childish name calling is better than being a FUCKING FAGGOT

>>685727705
dude im your father you stupid shit. how much worms is inside you? ever thought about it? you cant just randomly assume i have acne you're wrong and you dig your own grave. meth not even once /tread

>>685720661
I'm
>1 not a virgin
>2 a millionaire
>3 who the hell even watches anime?

Oh but wait you're supposed to be better than all of us

>>685728122
Well you obviously haven't looked at your account because you never have any money in the first place.

>>685728278
>more unoriginal name calling
>this time in caps to prove he is so edgy and serious
>whataburger.jpeg

>>685728359
I am, because I don't need to lie about my life like you you motherfucking piece of shit

>>685728439
>be me
>work editing shows at a local tv station
>make wnough money then OP

im sure i speak for most anons here when i say this but we all make more money then you and the main for this is because you are 12 and therefore do not get income.

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>>685727705
>oh, you mean you

>>685728726
Really? Well guess what I just sent to your boss you fucking nerd.

>not anymore you dont

>>685728925
Oh shit im quaking in my boots. Hey you want to know how i know your a lying faggot??

>>685729021
>lol this guys lying obviously
>hiding inner belief
Motherfucker you know I'm not lying. You haven't even looked at your bank account you fuck.

>>685728925
1. You still havnt named anybodys IP adress
2. You havnt took anything out of my bank
3. Still waiting for the ddos attack fam
4. I lied about working in a tv station because i knew you would make something up about sending something to my boss, therefore proving you are a lying underage fag, now go suck on the only pair of tits you will ever get (your whore of a mothers) and good day to you fine sir! Bye OP!

>>685729400
Shut the fuck up. Fuck you, you fucking degenerate. Go fuck a monkey. And btw, I knew you were lying, you retard. I sent that photo to your REAAAAL boss. I'm surprised you even have a job, you cancerous piece of nigger shit.

>>685729758
Kek
To top off the points being proven:


5. I dont have a job. Damn son you got rekt! Goodnight op!

>>685729972
>nice try faggot

Come up with a better lie.

>>685730179
Prove one of them 5 points right and maybe i will care, you have 60 seconds

>>685730179
60 seconds are up! you big bad broccoli! Got to dash honey maybe we will meet again when you ddos my iphone you fucket baguette. Nighty night sleep tight.

>>685729758
>you cancerous piece of nigger shit.
said the guy in 4chan making lame ass bait threads

>>685730584
Faggot, I wasn't even in the thread you little fucking dweeb. Also, it takes longer than 60 seconds to ddos someone permenantly.

>>685731034
Im waiting then you sprout!

>>685731034
Well your wait will be up in about an hour you inbred swine.

>>685731529
Dank bait m8,

>>685731529
I just want you to know one thing before i go off and sleep with my wife, i truly do wish a agonizingly painful death to you good sir...goodnight fam.

>>685731778
P.s. You have a Pepperoni penis.

You know what? Fuck you all. I'm out of this thread. I'm gonna go fuck my smokin' hot gf because she just texted me and she wants to fuck, something you all have never had happen to you once in your ENTIRE LIFE. Kill yourselves.

>>685731966
>by gf he means his mom
>by fuck he means its his bed time

Sooooooo no ddos attack on me then fag?...okay sleep tight. Make sure your mom tucks you in nice and warm.

>>685731966
isnt it boring fucking the same whore all the time? just wondering

>>685731778
Fuck off you fucking jew. You're a kissless virgin and you will always be one.

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>>685732195

>>685732119
Retard it's gonna take about an hour...I already said this you fedora wearing casual.

ok guys, last day at gf place, fucked up really hard,
no more kisses, sex etc
have less then 10 hours left my rs.

what do?

>>685732383
Says the one that cant tell me my IP adress to save his life.

>>685732383
Do it faggot, you aren't fooling anybody

>>685732542
Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I'm gonna go fuck my gf. Bye, fucker.

>>685732646
Thank you fellow /b/rother

>>685732740
>implying you have a girlfriend

>>685732740
go fuck her idc but dont say you're better then me you idiot /tread

>>685733027
>OP cant even spell "thread" correctly

>>685733132
Not op you fucking faggot

>>685733201
Still cant spell thread fam

>>685733132
couse op has hiv:)

>>685719870
Rip in peace OP may your faggotness live on for eternity...-|--

Ever had a thing for someone that you just couldn't explain?