how about sell the car you fucking retard

Donate sperm and sell car u dip

>>685717725
fuck you, pussy. rob a bank or go down fighting the loan shark people

You'd be willing to die in a spectacular way because you've given up, yet you are not willing to fight to the death for your right to live? Strange values.

>>685717836
Where's the fun in that? Also it isn't exactly a shaggin' waggon, it's worth like 3 grand.

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>>685717725
this dwarf will help you

>>685717725
just curious, what did you spend the 20k on?

kinda limitless what you can do with absolutely nothing to lose

>>685718142
A sure thing that fucked up. I was supposed to be buying a new sports car with the money.

>>685718142
tampons

>>685718142
This.
Way to tell us you loaned 20k from sketchy people but won't tell us your sketchy shit before you die.

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Join the Kurds. That way because you'll if you stay at home, it won't matter if you lose your life fighting Isis.

>>685718252
this makes no sense. you literally have nothing to lose by spilling your guts

>>685718077
Why fight, I'm not all that beefy, plus I want to for once to be noticed by more people than my parents. Also nice dubs.

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>>685718252
>borrowed 20k to buy a sports car
>instead spent it on something even stupider

what was your original plan for paying it back?

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>>685718551
you're noticed by /b/
does that count?

>>685718704
20k isn't really a sports car, plus If I had won my bet, I could've had money left over after the car.

>>685717725
I like the setting car on fire and driving it through your ex's bedroom idea.

>put rag in gas tank
>light it
>drive into ex's bedroom
>explode killing your ex and their current partner
>profit!!!

>>685718939
which bet, you're fucking holding everything back and derailing us give you ideas on how to end yourself, faggot

>>685718551
Dubs only matter to you because you are a sheep. Same with the sports car. Same with name brand clothing. Same with whatever tier of hooker you buy. You are a piece on someone else's board. And it sounds like you're about to be taken out of play. Not that I believe anything you say. You lie for attention, because you believe it matters. Either way, you are being moved around by forces that you cannot even comprehend. It's amusing to watch. This is your chance at enlightenment. Take or it not. Most never do when it is presented.

>>685717725
why dont you just kill the shark instead of yourself? problem solved and you keep the money

you can't spell slaughter without laughter.....the more you know

>>685718939
so you had no plan for paying them back.
Bet they'll be really happy to hear it.

>>685718888
No, you don't know my identity, but hopefully atleast a quarter of the U.S. will soon.

>>685717725
Goes to loan shark and not a place where they give you loans in as fast as a day... If you cant pay end up dead or end up in prison.. Yeah idk.. My best solution to you is run to one of your aunt's cribisAnd borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs..Tell her you need a place to stay you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade

>>685718888
sick quads

>>685719107
Do you really need the big book of knowledge at your laps? I'm just going to say it was a bet, I'm dying soon, and I want to go out in style.

>>685719244
I did mention the bet was seemingly a sure thing, right?

>>685719590
Why should we tell you anything without you telling us stuff?

>>685719588
Nice dubs. You're so special because of randomness. Embrace that. It's the best you'll ever do.

commit a minor crime, and continue to have bad behavior, county jails are a joke, and you are safe there

>>685719590
Won't even put any effort into your fake story, why should we put any effort into your fake suicide?

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>>685719699
that's not a plan, kiddo.

>>685719808
newfag detected lol

>>685719808
>Embrace that. It's the best you'll ever do.

Too true. Awesome sings, btw.

>>685719792
Fine. I bet on a stupid fucking horse, I was told by a few people that they heard someone juiced up the horse, when really all it did was under perform on the track.

>>685719699

was it the warriors game?

Do the world a favor, shoot the loan shark, and his friends. Worse case scenario, save the final bullet for yourself.

>>685718374
An actual good idea from /b/... well shit.

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>borrow 20 grand from another shark
>pay off the first
>free month of new time

>>685719699
Every bet is a sure thing. Yet the house always wins. Who in this world ever got ahead from risking it all on a sure thing?

>>685720101
Your story sounds really fake.

>>685720101
>betting on a horse
>guaranteed

Jesus, you deserve to die. You didn't think that if one jockey could get away with cheating that others could, too?

https://www.kickstarter.com

>>685719988
Enjoy your dubs. Oh, is that double dubs? Wow, you must be quite successful in life because of that. And everyone will remember you when you die. Good job.

>>685720234
If you do this enough times you can probably save up the money. You can even save time by using it to become a loan shark yourself.

>dead men don't pay debts
Have fun not dying faggot

If someone is cheating, and you hear about it, they're not that good at cheating.

>>685720492
you must be new here lol x'D

http://espn.go()com/horse-racing/story/_/id/14714461/horse-racing-daily-racing-form-race-results

Third race.

>>685717836
/thread

>>685720638
This is my first day. I sure hope I get dubs!

>>685720492
>implying that anything else would make someone remembered after they die
>implying the value of dubs is less than that of the conquests of Genghis Khan in the grand scheme of things

Nothing matters, bro, calm down.

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>>685720555

>>685720783
don't wprry about it, if you keep posting you increase the chances of getting dubs or higher, it's just a matter of time

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>>685719154

You know what, I'm just gonna set my house on fire. I just don't want to be tortured before I die.

>>685717725
I really like your ideas. My vote is on shooting up a school in the nude.

>>685720827
So in your world conquering a quarter of the known world and slaughtering millions and having your name remembered for 800 years is the same as some random fluke that causes a single person to point out that you got the sacred dubs all to be forgotten within minutes? Very interesting.

>>685721180
You have a house? Fucking sell it, dumbass.

>>685720234
kek, fuckin genius

>>685721306
Do you really think someone's gonna buy it within a month, this is a financial decision, not a fucking trip to walmart.

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>>685721291
Neither changes anything of value for any meaningful length of time.

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Strap yourself with C4 and pretend like you have the money, meet with the shark to give him the "money" and blow both of you up.

>/thread

>>685721410
If you offer it cheap enough someone will buy. Christ, I would at least try if the alternative was death.

Actually, my uncle has me lined the fuck up in his will, I think he said like 100 grand worth of assets is going to me if he dies. I could probably kill him and make it look like a accident.

>>685721668
Or you could, you know, just explain the situation and ask to borrow some cash.

>>685717725
Spend the next month making your home into an impenetrable fortress. Moat and alll traps include make sure tomake all your chokepoint thick padded so you dont get gunned through the wall and make an escape tunnel and then? Let them come.

>>685721522
That's a genuinely interesting attitude to me. How old are you? Do you have any responsibilities in life? Do you pay bills?

>>685721764
Duh OP. A loan from your father is way better than from a loanshark. You know, because he won't fucking kill you after 30 days.

>>685717725
>Tell them you need 1grand more
>Tell them it's to set up a sure thing that will keep making you money down the line and you can then pay them back
>Move to a different country.

>>685721641
It's deep in Detroit, no person is gonna buy it. I hear gunshots every moth.

>>685717725
Go start over in another part of the country

>>685721764
If he found out I'm fucking with sharks, he wouldn't leave me a fucking dime.

How did you manage to buy a house being so retarded about money?

>>685721849
26
Grad student
Stipend covers the bills

>>685722146
Back then I flipped all sorts of shit, TVs, cars, really anything the common man can sell and buy.

>>685721976
No shit? Ill see you on the news then fam. Dont shoot up a school they had nothin to do with it why dont you frame the guy?

>>685718888
Quads never lie

>>685722140
If you die he also won't leave you a fucking dime. Just ask for $20,000 and tell him you understand that it's the only money you will ever see from him and let him know you will pay him back. How is that worse than dying?

>>685722140
So are you basically gonna kill yourself or whats happening
Because it seems like you don't want to hear any advice on how to get money even though you definitely have the ability to. It's like you want them to kill you

>>685722161
Oh. I think your attitudes will change when you have to deal with reality.

>>685722392
Not if he dies first.

>>685717725

Why not set the car on fire and drive it through the loan shark's bedroom at night?

If you're going to take yourself out, solve a problem for others in the same position.

>>685722427
I worked between undergrad and grad. I have my own place, pay my own bills cook my own food, own my own car, etc. Doesn't mean any of that will have meant anything in 1,000,000 years.

>>685722427
Are you two still arguing about dubs? For fucks sake

>>685722421
I don't have enough time to start going back to the old days and buy and sell shit and pay off the loan.

>>685722640
Kys then

>>685722577
You couldn't possibly get away with it.

>>685722677
Also, nice dubs, both of you

Why not go try to kill the loan shark instead? If you succeed, no more debt. If you fail, he'll shoot you and you die quick.

>>685717725
>lives in detroit
>wont rob shit
>fuckin kill the loanshark

>>685717725
If you want to die why not try killing him instead. You might die which is something you want, or you may kill him and think twice about your situation.

>>685722579

There ya go OP, don't fuck things up for someone else who did nothing (unless your GF raped you or something?) just because you fucked up.

>>685722762
I don't hate being alive, I just don't think it has any meaning. Killing myself is as meaningless as anything else.

>>685722579
Fuck, some of my friends are deep in the works. They might know where he lives. I probably could survive if I just crash it.

>>685722677
I'm onto a deeper problem here.

Leave and start a new life fucking pussy

>>685722849
These streets raise people tough, I only moved here 1 year ago because I couldn't face my family. Only my uncle keeps in contact with me.

>>685722640
Maybe no one will matter after that long. Maybe someone will. If no one ever tried we'd still be in africa being eaten by lions instead of discussing our various comforts on the internet.

>>685723158
Essentially I backstabbed them because it seemed beneficial, my uncle doesn't give a fuck.

If this is real, then just turn states evidence and testify against the illegal/predatory lenders. They go to jail, you don't have to pay back shit.

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>>685720101
Fake And gay.

>>685723368
Could this really work?

>>685723304
Great, you have experience. Stab that shark fucker in his back and the neck. If he's big, shoot him.

>>685723440
Dumb nigga don't do that, you'll get killed anyway

>>685723440
Yes.

>>685720234
Ahh.. the ol' loan shark ponzi scheme. Unfortunately these people know each other well and they will catch on rather quickly.

Alright, love you all, I'll think over your ideas. Later /b/ros.

>>685721641
Or get a home equity line of credit on the home for 20k.

Bad thing about them is they are the same as a mortgage if you miss a payment. They can foreclose if you don't make that payment either. The build up credit, charge/advance cash on it to pay it off. Or get a second job you stupid fuck.

>>685723399
This image confuses me

>>685723301
I still try. I work hard and pay my taxes and yadda yadda yadda. Still, even if everyone does all they can humanity will end one day as will everything else.

Snitch them out. Or buy a gun

>>685717725
I'm curious op. Do you owe intrest dealing with loan sharks? I would think you would in most cases but I'm uneducated in the matter.

>>685723703
gonna miss you op, you are most likely going to die.

>>685723631
They're loan sharks. Not professional hitmen. They aren't going to raid a police station to kill a witness.

>>685721668
JUST TELL YOUR FUCKING UNCLE YOU NEED 20k OR YOULL DIE. likes he's gunna be like "nah nigga I know I love you & all but not till I die"

Fucking take a loan out from the fucking bank. They won't kill you when you owe it and have fuckin payment plans.

>>685723399
basically
/b/ really has gone to shit, this many people believing obvious bait.

>>685717725
Get a gun and blast the dude when he comes to blast you. What's the worst that could happen? You die anyway?

>>685723735
Also, the bank i significantly less likely to break your kneecaps.

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This is such a bullshit story that you're making up as you go along fuck you really should just kill yourself.

>>685717725
Leave town.

All you do is run away from problems. You wont have the guts to go through with any of this. OD on pills and die fag.

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>>685721582
Is that fucking Randy from Trailer park boys?

>>685723994
Either go with it or go to a different thread.

>>685723879
>they go to prison
>few weeks
>make a phone call
>OP kill

>>685723858
op left, i think you pay interest. how else would they earn money?

>>685717725
its dat boi

o shit whaddup

>>685724061
No, I think it's just Randy from Trailer Park Boys. Who is fucking Randy from Trailer park boys?

>>685717725
if you're gonna die anyway get a hold of some firepower and make them earn it. Sounds like you've got a month to learn how to use your weapons and make a plan. Do not go gentle into that good night, faggot.

>>685724090
Obviously you don't stay in town. Fucktard.

>>685717725
As the great General Jack O'Neill once said. "I've found that humming loadly and sticking your fingers in your ears solves a while slew of problems".

Sadly in your case this has no benefit, you're screwed.

OP if you want to consider your options I would recommend getting into Forex.
>make 1k a day off smart investing
>in a month loan sharks are paid their money back
>you know how to invest at this point so you continue to make money

everybody wins

>>685724122
Yeah, my thoughts exactly, unless the loan shark was a really good friend.. maybe..

Still it's something I'd like to learn a little more about.

>>685717725
Why kill yourself? Kill the loan shark. Or rob a bank.

>>685717725
Why dont you sell ur car buy a gun,shit load of ammo tell those shark dicks that u have the money set up a location and open fire in a hail of glory man

>>685723399
The thumbnail looks like the dude's head and shoulder make a guy's ass that's about to shit on the baby

>>685723816
I suppose it all comes down to some amount of faith in the future that we hope for. I thank you for sharing your views on life in this fleeting format that we've both found ourselves in. I wish you many dubs, trips, and quads in your future endeavors, or lack of endeavors.

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>>685724250
You've never watched trailer park boys? Fucks wrong with you?

Or just fucking move.......
Try Washington, D.C.
Just as shitty

>>685719814
Where the fuck are you from? County by me is as bad as the pen.

Just go down in a shoot out

>>685724734
I've watched Trailer Park Boys. I just know of Randy, not fucking Randy.

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Go to a bunch of gas stations and make a money withdraw...with a gun and a mask

>>685717725
Death by loan shark.

>>685725053
This op

>>685717725
Join the army, faggot. Can't kill you if you're surrounded by guns.

Hey guys I'm back, I decided I'm going to overdose on melatonin on my girlfriends house after I'm done writing another clickbait thread, wish me luck.

>>685717725
rob a bank its a win win dead or rich

>>685724724
I hope life goes well for you, too, and that your endeavors are as you desire them to be.

>>685717725
Move to a different state?

>>685717938
"donate" that's not exactly something to get him money

>>685725159
You realize Sharks want their money not to send a message. Ask to set up a payment plan and take a small beating you'll be fine.

>>685725159
Holy shit, there are ways of getting the money, you stupid cunt. You're just a coward looking for a way out. I hope your stupid uncle spits on your grave.

>>685725159
Op stop being a fag go down in a gun fight

>>685725159
If this is really you OP, thats a pathetic way to go.

>>685725270
Also op can suck the loan sharks off

>>685725480
It's obviously not OP.

>>685717725
Don't Kermit suicide.

>>685725524
Meh, I'm sure they can pretty people then OP to give a bJ. When you can give out 20G's to random faggots sex doesn't buy a lot.

>>685718374
This. And if you come back alive, you can go find the loanshark and eat his heart while watching him die.

>>685725747
Lol

>>685718078
So you got more than 3 grand from a loan shark?

Fucking dumbass

is $20k really a lot of money to most people?

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>>685725159
Stop being such a pussy cuck and go to Syria to fight Isis.

>>685726072
Unless you're a richfag it's a ton of money in liquid form. Most people have that much in various assets but not many can just throw it around without losing most of their possessions.

>>685726072
>like you even have 20gs

>>685725815
You heard that op

>>685717725
Use your car as collateral to get a loan from a more lenient lender. Use that money to buy time till you get the rest.

make it worse and better for yourself. get one hundred k and run too japan buy a dojo, and fuck hot qt prostitutes along with teaching wisdom too little children not too fuck up their lives.

>>685726370
that or skip town

>>685726423
He got in this mess in the first place by borrowing a bunch of money from shady characters you dip

>>685725159
>melatonin

dude thats fucking painful and im not even sure you will die, you might be in a coma for the rest of your life, op do something fucking amazing if your gonna go out. Don't be a pussy

>>685726370
Thid

>>685726570
go too a legit loan company then not fucking retarded jews. Or he could change his name and identity then borrow more money then run off.

>>685718939
Preakness?

armed robbery probably. you gotta get the money one way or another or you're dead.

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>>685717725
ummm..... fuckin move cities just straight up disappear, shit maybe even move to new Zealand

>>685719699
Preakness? Nyquist?

>>685726281
I was born far from rich. I watched most of my family enslave themselves to debt because of impatience when I was young. I made sure to save up $20k before I even moved out of my parents house at 19. It seems like most people are just short sighted and impatient when it comes to money. I made sure to have a cushion for myself so unforseen situations could throw me into the debt cycle.

>>685725159
>>685725159
Holy fuck you are going to be tripping balls

>>685720101
Was it the Preakness? Did you bet Nyquist to win or something?

>>685726578
you're a fucking retard

>>685726834
im not sure about that man, when ever i took it for sleep i would fucking be lightheaded but i controlled myself, its like a weight was pushing on me, but when i took the pills at night it would wake me up.And my body would be warm almost hot.

>>685727069
>implying changing his identiy or getting one and stealing it wouldn't work

dude your fucking stupid if you can't think of ways out even doing a crime.

Kill all the people he sends and cut off their penises and ears and mail them to his ass. Find his name, address phone number, associates, family, everyone and add them to the list and send that with said ears and penises. Promising you will kill one a week but you will be killing multiple people in reality. Start with his wife and kids.

Sell all your shit except your car and go on a vengeance tour to destroy the loan sharks life and family, killing everyone he knows one by one until you kill yourself because he will torture your ass if he catches you. Intellus is a good resource.

I mean if you are going to go, you might as well take as many people as you can with you. Innocent or not they all profited off of others pain. That loan shark will never forget you, He will never forget the time that guy killed his whole family and everyone he loved because he loaned him 20k and threatened him with death.

That is how I would go.

>>685717725
Rob a KFC during the million man march

>>685726778
You're a fucking neet living in mom's basement. Nobody's impressed with your bullshit.

>>685727101
If you overdose on it it gives you wild hallucinations

If you take it with something like atenolol or other beta blockers it makes your dreams a fucking swirling vortex of nightmares and colors.

If you're gonna die, go out hard and take em with you