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I went shopping with my mom and she went down a "home a
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I went shopping with my mom and she went down a "home and well being isle", she grabbed a massager that looked oddly familiar and she said "oh this is exactly what i need.... be.. because my feet are so sore from standing all day at work"
This is what the massager resembled

https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11697

We just stood there quietly for a little bit and she threw it in the cart.

What do?
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My grandma has that model
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>>685702026
Teach her how to use it
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Are you going to charge her rent because you're sounding real childish right now op.
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>>685702026
>What do?
Nothing. Although you don't like thinking about it, parents are humans and lke sexual pleasure.

You know have the knowledge that your mom masturbates, like almost every other human.

Shrug your shoulders and move on.
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>>685702261
Do you lick it when she's not around?
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It's over dude.
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>>685702261
Gramm gramm noooooo
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>>685703034
Don't you mean, yeeeesss
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My mom bought a hair vibrator disguised as a hair brush, she said it helps her hair stay healthy because of science.... Blah blah.

I know she's sticking it up her cunt.
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>>685703750
kek. filthy whore.
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>>685704572
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>>685702658
Honestly I don't mind thinking about.
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Hot shit.

Moar stories! Anybody, my boner hnnnng
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>>685705672
you mean mom son stories?
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>>685706150
Yes please :))
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I hid my phone on record in my mom's room, got some good hard masturbation vids out if it. I can't really jack off to anything else now.
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>>685706800
Make webms
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>>685706800
webm?
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>>685706800
Webm pls
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>>685706912
>>685706930
>>685707034
Quads get webm
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>>685702658
This. Give her some space you creepy bastard.
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>>685702026
my mom had one that i used to play with all the time. it was in her top dresser drawer. now that i think about it... yeah....
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>>685702026
Let the woman have her fun.
Rolling for quads
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>>685706800
webm Sir
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>>685707178
Gimme that webm faggot
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Webs
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>>685702026
>>685706800
>>685707178
Let get this seen
QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!QUADS PEOPLE! QUADS PEOPLE!
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>>685707766
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
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quads get
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plz
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>>685702026
Roll
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Quads
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incoming
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I want it
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>>685702026
>>685703034
>>685707178
Bumping for interest
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i can hear my mother masturbating at night all the time. my room is next to hers and our walls have literally zero insulation. just wallboard. so i hear everything.
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>>685702026
OP, will at least 3 pairs of dubs or trips do, in addition to getting quads, to see the webm?
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>>685702026
Bumping for that hot milf webm
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>>685709174
I meant to type a single set of trips.
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>>685702026
Rolling
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>>685702026
Another bump for that webm
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>>685707178
Roll
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NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-NO QUADS-
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Ask to borrow
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>>685702026
Quads get
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>>685702026
Bumping
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I say trips! But not quads!
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>>685702026
Bump × 4444
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QUADS
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>>685710816
Thanks...for the change!
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rolll,o
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rokij
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>>685702026
I got my girlfriend something similar to that. I meant it for legit muscle massage but she went straight for the sex toy aspect. imokaywiththis.jpg
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mm
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Try to fuck her
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I found out my mom uses thiz
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
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op, use video as blackmail, also, post for trips
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>>685710999
OP, I believe we've just earned that webm. Please present it.
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>>685711200
Her profile :(
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>>685710999
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quads
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>>685711263
It's not op who proposed the video.
Anon may have never proposed, it could have been another anon.
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plx
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OP, post webm
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>>685711560
Will the anon who proposed to post it >>685707178 do so?
>>685710816
>>685710999
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We need a new hero. post your moms, pics or webm, blur face. I need to cum.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolling for quads
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just fucking post
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quads
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come on
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captcha fucking pissing me off with these storefronts
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rolll
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PLS
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boi
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Need some quads
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>>685714426
I got 4chan X so i get to use recaptcha v1
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Quad need
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>>685702026
>https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11697
>pinkcherryaffiliate
>affiliate
Stop spamming for referrals. No one wants to buy sex toys through your link.
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quads get
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Need milfsturbation
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Quads
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Wife
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Use it as she said and post a closeup webm/gif of you massaging her...

Feet.
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>>685716276
Bumping for interest
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At least post something brah, come on.
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>>685716276
What about you, anon? More of her, please.
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>>685716463
Bumping
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>>685702026
You should rub her feet when she comes home, then lick them clean when you are done.
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>>685718039
Since you asked nicely...
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>>685718860
Thanks. Btw, after you please her like that, who gets first dibs on the cleaning?
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>>685718602
>>685718664
>>685716463

All of the above plox
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>>685719084
After I was done finger banging her I climbed on and started fucking her while I let her suck my fingers so she can imagine she sucking a cock. He likes to fantasize about taking it from both ends.
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>>685719508
How are her oral skills? When the penetration occurs through her actual mouth and not the special one, how does she take on that job?
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>>685702026
Rolling for the webm
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>>685706800
>>685707178
rollin
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>>685719508
Don't you mean "she"?
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>>685702026
obvious answer is find and use
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>>685718860
Bumping again
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>>685720684
i-i er uh..yeah she.
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>>685721294
Doesn't that deserve at least another webm, anon?
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>>685707178
Rolling for the webm
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>>685707178
Roll
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>>685707178
Rolling again for quads
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>>685707178
Quads get!
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>>685707178
Rollin'
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>>685707178
Quad roll
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>>685707178
Bumping for webm
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rollin'
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>>685707178
Bump
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>>685702026
Whip it out and fuck her doggy-style. Post pics.
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>>685702026
9999
>>685707178
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>>685707178
8888
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>>685707178
7777
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>>685707178
6666
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>>685707178
5555
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>>685707178
4444
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>>685707178
3333
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>>685707178
2222
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ok
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>>685707178
1111
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>>685707178
0000
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it might not be my mom, but does my sister count?
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>>685723329
"ok"...what
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>>685723865
Is that fake?
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>>685723865
No
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>>685723865
reeeeeeee
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>>685707178
pls
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Even though no one got quads, ill post the webm anyway.
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>>685724671
th-thanks
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>>685707178
Ok
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>>685724671
That's not it. Where's the real webm, anon?
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>>685724757
You played that webm?
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>>685724671
Kek, you fucker
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>>685707178
Rolling for the real webm
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>>685724992
Everytime
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>>685707178
Bump
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>>685707178
Roll
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>>685707178
Bumping for the webm again
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I'm I a hero
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>>685707178
Quads bump
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>>685707178
Quads for webm
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>>685718860
Is this anon still here?
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Quads....maybe
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>>685726037
I uploaded it here instead. Enjoy anons
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>>685726246
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%68%6f%77%20%74%6f%20%6a%6f%69%6e%20%69%73%69%73
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>>685726279
>https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%68%6f%77%20%74%6f%20%6a%6f%69%6e%20%69%73%69%73
>how to join isis
nice b8 m8
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>>685704572
>greased pig
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And here we have the quads of queerness.
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>>685726279
>>685726424
>>685726246
You really want those quads?
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>>685726246
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>>685726246
Bump
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>>685723865
man i got baited 5sure
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>>685726665
So close. Come on, anon. That's gotta be worth the real webm!
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>>685726665
oof so close
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>>685726279
>safari
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>>685727263
Roll
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>>685727584
Rollin
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>>685727642
Bump
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>>685727684
Webm time
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>>685727709
For real
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>>685727764
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>>685707178
I want quads
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>>685707178
Real webm
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quads imminent
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>>685707178
Rolling
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>>685707178
Bump for the real webm
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>>685707178
Quads for the real webm
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>>685707178
9999
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>>685707178
8888
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>>685723865
sauce?
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Yeeeeeaaahh my mom had one of these and i found it as a kid and thought it was a massager of some sort so i would sneak in her room and play with it periodically, like let it vibrate in my hands and scare the cats with it, I really only put two and two together and realised what is was a year or two ago, the worst part is this is not a joke, I wanted to fucking kill myself
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>>685707178
7777
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>>685707178
6666
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>>685707178
5555
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>>685707178
4444
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>>685707178
3333
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>>685707178
quads
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>>685707178
2222
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>>685707178
1111
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>>685707178
0000
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>>685728288
TS Farrah
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6666
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>>685707178
Real webm time
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>>685707178
Go
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>>685707178
Get quads
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>>685728666
trips v2.
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quads
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>>685707178
rolll
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>>685707178
Bumping for interest
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>>685707178
Fuckit
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>>685707178
Go quads
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>>685723865
Sauce
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>>685707178
rollin rollin rollin
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>>685728293
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>>685728813
get
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>>685728293
everyone has done that
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I'll try
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Roollllling
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I'm here to get quads nigga
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>>685707178
Quads^^^
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>>685729193
Bumping
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Kwods
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>>685729275
Rolling tor the real webm
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>>685728293
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>>685729654
Roll for quads
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>>685723865
... sauce tho?
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>>685729787
Go quads again
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Quadsgo
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>>685729843
Bump
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>>685729896
Roll
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rolll
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>>685729974
Rollin
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