>>685664830
Find where you live and make you my sex slave for a few months before trading you to a gang for some food

bullet in my head, fuck everything about trying to survive in a zombo apocalypse

>>685664830
Finally killing myself?

Killing myself ofc.

>>685664830
learn how to write as proper sentence on a door

>>685664830
A higher Killerspree before get dead.

make sure i always have a fat person with me

get bit

My friend owns a flour /wheat distribution company. The homies grab their families and guns and meet at the Wearhouse. We'll board it up and we should have enough food for a year or two. Water would be the only thing Wed have to make runs for.

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>>685664830
To check these dubs first and foremost

Legit though, me and my best friend have a compound up in North Georgia that we plan to hole out in as long as possible.

Wait until the birds and insects eat all the zombies and then resume my life

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>>685664830

Grab my SLR107 AK, grab my bugout bag, head to my parent's house out in the countryside. It's on a few acreas and isn't visible from any major roads. Enough food for a while, plus gardening.

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>>685664830
whip it out - start beating off

>>685664830
find delicious young girl and save to make my sex slave and slowly repopulate the world after all zombies have perished. also would try sexing chained zombie girl

>>685664830
>look for my niece
>she is unded
>tier her zombie body
>fuck it without condom
>creampie it until the virus affect me too
>turn zombie inside her vagina

Don't dead, open inside?

>>685664830
Turn my car into a bomb.

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>>685665749
Fuck you I kekd

i didn't realize i'd find so many people an heroed while i scavenge for pain pills, guns, and aluminum

>>685664830
Rape.

>>685665924
Wear condom - creampie for life? win !

>>685665983
Loosely translates to: don't feel dead, we're all open minded inside.

India - weed fields - safe

>>685664830
>don't dead open inside
what the fuck

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me entire family knows in case of local disaster, to head to the city library.
its got steel bars all around every entrance. flat roofs, good for farming. its across the street from a lake full of fish and a block down from the cities water purification plant.

the library contains all kinds of information that will prove useful to me in any given situation.

i would spend quite a bit of time running things down with a truck

>>685666678
I read this too

>>685666543

Thanks for the translation, bruv

>>685666803

>lets go somewhere without food

Fantastic idea, anon. Really great.

>>685666803
thats a pretty nice lookin library

just remember you are not the main character, just a passerby. you will die within the first 24 hours

>>685665885
kek

do op ne tn di en as di d e? what the fuck?

>>685667018
did you even read it.
its next to a lake. theres all kinds of fish and edible vegetation. not to mention ill have hundreds of books at my disposal on how to do everything.

>>685665245
/thread

Fuck her right in the pussy

>>685664830
this thread sounds an awful lot like
>>685666938

>Live on a military base
>Move to the most secure compound
>WW2 air operations room
>Bunker within a wired fence area
>Grab as many ration supplies as possible
>Grab weapon and ammo from the armoury

Easy

>>685664949
Sounds like fun, i cant wait.

>>685667238

Do you have tackle? Fishing equipment? How many fish can you realistically catch per day? In a zombie/disaster situation you really want to be outside most of the day trying to catch your dinner because you didn't plan ahead? Stupid. You'd probably be sniped anyways. Some chuckefucks in cities will perch on buildings and just shoot people. I hope you're ready for that, faggot.

>>685666803
>go to a place without food or weapons in the middle of the city
>implying you'll have time to fish or farm during a invasion

Best option is aways the biggest Mall and/or shopping.

>>685665552
You could just collect rain from the sky

HOLD THE DOOR

>zombie apocalypse starts
>zombies everywhere
>people don't like zombies
>sjw claims zombies as a new gender
>you can't do shit about zombies since now they're equal
>we all live together
The end

>>685665245
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

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>>685665552
Nice dubs then trips

>>685667390
tbh terrible idea, and not just in zombie situation. Anywhere that the public thinks of as a safe or well stocked area will be hit the hardest by people searching for help or loot. Which is magnified in a zombie situation where even if the civies die they can potentially comeback for round 2 as a zombie.

>>685665579
My friend and I* you idiot.

>>685667228
dyslexia

>>685667584
>Do you have tackle? Fishing equipment?
yes i do have fishing equipment actually.

>How many fish can you realistically catch per day?
more than one at least. but i dont plan on making fish 100% my diet. i will farm the roofs of the library.
>You'd probably be sniped anyways
there are no buildings taller than the library in my tiny ass town.

>>685667793
What? Like what even, FUCK!

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>>685665924

>>685664830
"dont dead, open inside"
Your english is shit and you make no sense

>>685664830
holy shit if you read it like a manga panel it works out perfectly.
Dead->Inside->Don't->Open.

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Find all the food and water I can and get to an island

>Don't Dead Open Inside

wut

Sit in my house and eat my food, if they run out i'll kill myself.

I have all the faith in humanity being able to dispose of the zombies fairly quickly.

>>685667950
suggesting most of your town shows up the vending machines only have so many cheese crackers and last time i checked plants take a while to grow so yes fish and books with be 100% your diet for a while

I'm near some pretty rural Valley area, id just go to a house with preferably Solar panels, and steal some nearby faggots live stock (chickens and hopefully pigs and such), also hopefully start farming.

I already have like 6 guns with about 8000 rounds between them and a crossbow with around 100 bolts so hunting and defence would be cake considering the housing location.

Basically I'd live like a king compared to all the city people and probably most others to.

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

>>685665579
Heyyy that's where me and my buddy are heading when zombies come! Maybe we'll meet up and try not kill each other

>>685667873

An isolated self contained camp with no unguarded entry point and enough weaponry to quash a small rebellion within the surrounding area is easily the best place.

If civvies tried to come they would be dealt with, once the apocalypse starts its every man for themselves, Joe public can eat lead as far as I'm concerned.

>>685664830
>Go to mall and take all the can food
>Go to a rural area and learn how to grow food
>Hunt
>Try to save science and knowledge

>>685668167
Dead island?

>>685667950

Just saying, you should probably keep some nonperishables (canned food, freezedried) in your car or something, relying on fishing for even part of your diet is not the greatest idea, not just for zombies but consider a natural disaster or civil unrest you want to be outside as little as possible to avoid getting killed by someone or something.

All depends on the type of zombos to be honest.

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>>685667700
Tripple dubs

>>685668441
>Go to mall and take all the can food

The mall will be a clusterfuck once people realize what's happening and everyone will head there. You should have stocked food up before it even started.

>>685664830
grab my fishing gear drive to coast hit up hardware store and any fishing supply store take a boat and sail off

>>685664830
Get somewhere extremely cold and live out the rest of my days there.
Zombies are essentially corpses with no sense to protect themselves from the elements, so they would just freeze.
And since I'm pretty well adapted to the cold I would not.

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>>685667700
3 dubs in a row wtf?

>>685668597
honestly I would prefer the zombies from l4d since you don't get infected upon getting bit

>>685668505
Islands are isolated and zombies can't swim win-win

>>685668228
i have plenty of stuff growing in my yard already. it wont be hard to relocate anything.
i live 2 blocks away from the library. i have stocks canned foods that i pick up from churches that give them away. i dont take a lot cuz other people need them now. but i take a box every now and then for later. i have a big collection of seeds too. im obviously not going to stay in the library forever. ill be doing runs do gun stores and grocery stores also.

the one thing i need i do not have. guns.

>>685668833
The main characters are just immune

>>685666803
Why are almost all libraries built like fortresses? JUst about everyone in Vegas looks like it could withstand a medieval siege.

What about winter wont zombies just freeze and from there it's just demolition man/t-ball?

>>685668531
It could work, for sure. I'd just rather round up the people that were skilled and trustworthy, load up as much gear as was convenient and hole up somewhere that wouldn't draw as much attention. Hide what you could take with you on the first run for later supply trips if needed.

>>685668531
>>685668531
see
>>685668964

>>685668879
Except everyone will have that idea. Hard to keep it safe

>>685666666#

>>685668318
ayy shaun of the dead

>>685669015
they're staying positive surely one day all the people will come flooding back and we must be able to withstand

>>685668833
Checked
Yeah would be the best. Not the ones from walking dead. Would never be in a group fuck you dieing in your sleep and eating me yo.

>>685668790
This

>>685664830
>impling we can't affor it
Everybody in USA have a gun, or similar.
Also, forget about hollywood myths, The Military is not so dumb to be raided easily by unnarmed slowfuckers.

The infection would be restrained before get the city.

>>685668258
Also if that wasn't possible to get to safely there is a abandoned military training mock village made of concrete that like less than 1% of people in this area know even exists and is 2 miles away from any other building in a closed off area. Also it's like a 15 min bike ride from my place if you know where your going. Basically all the same shit as the rural Valley area but no panels no nearby livestock to steal and the buildings are just solid concrete shells built like housing.

>>685665292
yam

>>685668790
what about when summer comes along or all the snow melts and hordes of zombies thaw out and reanimate since their brains where never destroyed?

they wont even be weaker since the freezing will preserve the bodies. might even be tougher when theyre thawed and still have partially frozen plates of skin

not enough details like traditionally slow zombies? pretty much this entire generation of humans is well versed in zombie bullshit. 13 year old white kids would be making zombie trains irl.

>>685664830
Ignoring it because its a physical impossibility for the dead to come back to life.

Next stupid question:

>>685669609
After a while they will fully decompose though right ? so only have to survive so long

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>>685664830
>begin injecting myself with human growth hormone and whatever steroid makes me the biggest
>begin 24/7 DYEL exercise lifestyle
>purchase full-body armor (whatever type is in vogue) with a special emphasis on a huge, protective helmet
>firmly attach jagged, serrated blades to my forearms
>cover self liberally with barbed wire
>infect myself with zombie virus
boss zombie, gg survivors

Go solo out to the woods and fashion a cabin from the corpses of the slain then ride it out for a bit.
Or equip myself with a suit of armor wired with C4 and light a chainsaw on fire then go out out spectacularly.

>>685664830
>Dont Dead Open Inside?
what the fuck OP

curl up in a ball and die

>>685664830
Tasting delicious

>>685669918
Mate.

Go to a secluded place with a couple of weapons that make no sound and pray that they don't run

>>685669609
There would still be extreme damage to their bodies. If a human is froze and brought back from the edges of death there is still massive damage, loss of limbs.
And since those extremely cold areas are so rural the chances of many zombies even making it that far north are very slim.

>>685669881
flight used to be a physical impossibility also

>>685669918

Your ultimate zombie plan is stopped with a bear trap that I can find at any hunting/outdoor store in my area. Nice try tho.

Try to fuck one then pray they develop sentience and recognize me as kin.

>>685669999
check'dddddddd

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>>685670192
Simply reduces the radius that I can terrorize.

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>>685669999
Fucking checking those quads with pussy.

Get an army of vultures > to eez

Barricade myself inside local chinese takeout. Blaze up and eat myself to death before the gooks get me.

First i will get a gun.
Then food and supplies and find somewhere good to stay.
I already have plan. Since where i live its complete safe i to stay since its 2 locked doors and a big gate. And after that its stairs. So i would prob ruin the stairs and use a ladder to get up and down. Its about 3m up and the only way to get up so i wouldt not have to care about zombies when im sleeping osv. Since they cant get me. I also have easy acces to shit load of roofs. So i could very easy travel on the roofs to nearby resturants and stores.

Since i dont really want to live anymore it would be nice with a badass zombie ending life.

>>685664830
If what some movies imply; that they eat brains, i should be safe. So I guess Ill be heading somewhere cool... like living in a sex-shop or something... Imagine all the things you could do in there

>>685666892
It's because the graphic is fucked.

>>685664830
"DONT DEAD"
"OPEN INSIDE"

>>685669903
The virus kill all bacteria and microorganism. They only can be harmed by pyshical injuries(i'm not sure if the wind and rain can.do it, so...)

Stay in my masturbation bunker, basically what I do now. Wait a few years until all the zombies decay and maybe go outside idk

>>685670591
Besides... Its cold in Norway... So you should be safe there anyways. If you look away from the scientific little to no chance of zombies being a thing, the scientific things about their cells and energy in the cold would make them far less dangerous than in warmer places.

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Just pray

>>685670831
Sheeeet never thought of it like that

leave my wife, run to have sex with the girls on my city that we cum togheter in webcam

>>685670796
INSIDE DONT OPEN DEAD