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Are you kill?
>>685657767
Putin lol
Michael schofield, he'll get me out
Michael Scott, so I should be fine
>>685657767
Mike Tyson
Deadpool, win
Ru Paul.
Steven Seagual
Daredevil, super win
Jesse pinkman, I'm dead as fuck
Does porn count as a TV show?
>>685658338
HAHA. he's gonna eat everything in sight while his body double rescues you.
>>685657767
The entire Easy company, 506
Sterling Archer
TTUUURRRRAAAAAAAFARRRRRRRRGUUUUUUUUUUUU.........
........
.........
........
UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu.....
I'm okay. But it'll take a while.
Ant and Dec
I am kill
inferno cop
my outlook is grim
Hodor
I think i'm in a really bad situation
fucking Macgyver lol ill trust that fucker
>>685657767
The Winchesters will save, surely
This lil nigga
I am kill.
Rick and Morty...i have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Epic adventure, I await thee
Dexter, so I guess it depends who kidnapped me
>>685657767
Obi Wan, Anakin Skywalker and that sexy little bitch Ahsoka with their Clone army. I don't care if its gay, I love that show
Donald Sutherland.
I don't really know how I feel about that
Brock Sampson. I'm A-OK
>>685657767
Leo Messi
>>685657767
Sam and dean Winchester. I'll be fine but I'll die 3 times and go to purgatory/hell/heaven first and lose my soul
>>685657767
Jim Rockford, I'm good totally safe
>>685657767
Bernie Sanders.
>I'm fucked!
>>685657767
steven universe. i'd be good.
>>685657767
Milo Yiannopoulos
>>685658975
Mah nigga
Amy Shumer. Not getting rescued. But I will be asking myself if I find her comedy mediocre because i'm sub-consciously over-critical because she's a female comedian
Opie and Jax from SoA
>>685657767
Ah yeah....
>Janeway gon give it to ya
>Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
>Janeway gon deliver to ya
>Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
>Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel (phasers)
>>685657767
Princess Celestia.
The crew of The Waverider. I'm conflicted but confident.
>>685657767
pokemon guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
The crew of Planet Express. I'm fucked.
The Sword of the Morning.
>>685657767
I can't imagine it ending well
Major Lazor. I feel fine
>>685657767
Rust Cohle from True Detective ayy
i dont watch TV. does youtube count? if so then WubWoofWolf
im fucked
>>685657767
norm mcdonald and adam sandler
>fuck im kill
I'm alright
>>685658751
Kekd. If I ever in some bizarre twist of fate am at the center of a hostage situation I will request Ant and Dec as negotiators
Nathan drake
Lucious Lyon.
I don't know why I'm being rescued by a nigger but if I was going to be rescued it would be by that nigger in particular
>>685657767
trump...
fucking trump...
john snow
>>685657767
Uhtred son of Uhtred
I believe in you Bender
I reckon David Attenborough could manipulate some elephants or some shit to save me.
>>685659442
I had to Google that. Kill yourself
>>685659498
>pokemon guy
You'll be saved, but it'll take a twelve year old with ADHD a while to save you
Sterling archer. I'm getting out
>>685657767
Well, fuck.
>>685657767
The prime minister of Norway.
Yeah I'm gonna die.
Sponge Bob it's uh... It's not looking to good
>>685659588
he can rain pp on kidnapers, you should be fine, they probably don't have umbrellas
>>685657767
Well I have been watching Bob's Burgers, but I can't remember who the last one in the screen was. So I'm gonna go ahead and say it was Louise.
I might have a chance.
Dammit, why couldn't have been Howard?
Stan mutherfucking Smith of the CIA. Shit, I'm as good as dead. Maybe Roger while make some witty remark as I'm killed.
>>685657767
Lindsay Weir from Freaks and Geeks. Think I'm fucked, bois.
>>685660444
Checked And rip
>>685657767
>this dude
I don't think I'm going to make it bros.
I guess I'm safe....
Hank Hill
I think I'm saved
if youtube counts, then WubWoofWolf
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development. I think I am kill.
Pretty good.
>>685660658
Trips saved me.
this could really go either way...
>>685657767
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle from "Houdini and Doyle" .... OK then.
>>685657767
Django
James Bond fuck yes
We'd better have coitus afterwards.
>>685657767
Tarzan kek
Im good
>>685657767
well fuck
Dexter
the fucking teen titans
>>685657767
Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
I'm pretty good.
>>685657767
STEVE HARVEY GET ME OUT OF HERE
Major Payne. I think I'm good.
>>685657767
Hold the door
Walter White. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Illya magical girl version. Oh baby yes.
For some reason i'm okay with this
Not funny
>>685657767
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Steven Universe? Well, that can end really badly for the both of us.
Cat in the hat
I don't watch TV any longer, but I was watching an AMV on this guy right here.
He's probably got it.
I'm probably alright.
tv show - Daenerys
Could be worse
>>685657767
The Eds from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
>level-headed, smooth-talking Native American from the 24th Century.
I'm as good as revived.
Jimmy McGill Esq.
fuck yeah I'm saved
>>685657767
gordon ramsay...
eh, eh? maybe...
Grougaloragran.
I'm OK.
Aw shit
I'm fucked...
I'm proud of myself that I cannot remember who I saw on TV last because I do not watch that piece of shit all that often anymore.
>>685657767
How fucked am I
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>685657767
Will smith as a cowboy? YES
I wonder how Roger from American Dad will save me?
>>685660268
you're going to need bigger b8
>>685657767
Probs am kill
>>685657767
Bob ross will keep me safe
steve austin
serious as fuck, busy watching V for Vendetta. I'm probably going to be ok
>>685663350
>b8
But I really do like the show. I can most relate to Raj, *before* he got that one gf, and before he could talk to women.
I was watching Blade. I'll be aight.
Cal lightman. Im safe
i'm good
idk if i'm okay or not
I might be ok.
Robin Williams dressed as Popeye
Steph Curry
>>685664607
You're fucked. I guarantee he leaves you hanging.
This faggot.
But he had some wood splinter that is probably from Jesus cross.
>>685657767
donald trump.
Sheldon Cooper
>>685657767
FBI special Agent Aaron Hotchner.
wouldn't want it any other way
guy from memento... Hope he made a photo and a couple tatoos
Hodor.... :(
>>685659737
You sound triggered
>>685657767
Allison Dubois guess i'm safe then
>>685657767
IN GOOD HANDS
>>685657767
I'd say I'm ok.
Qapla.
>>685659612
Adam Sandler here too.
U tell me
>>685657767
Eh, well, least shes hot
>>685667005
That Fox News mouth breather should be fed to feral niggers.
>>685667383
youre mad she makes you feel inferior
Dean winchester from supernatural
Fuck yah m8e
well, i'm fucked.
i bet the mexicans did it.
>>685657767
Steve Harvey. I'm fucked.
Frank castle from daredevil. Somehow i'm not too worried
I haven't watched TV in years. I guess I'm dead.
Nigel Thornberry
Team Umizoomi
>>685657767
Bear grylls! I guess im ok...
Uhhh.... the Swiss Army Man....
>Animal planet
>Cheetah
I'm kill either way
Well he's gonna save me but it's gonna take like 8 season and some a lot of twists.
dexter
>totally fukt
>>685657767
Pfft. I'm good, Alex Trebek's got my back.
Funhaus' James, Adam and Bruce.
>>685657767
I pretty sure I will be rescured but sadly I was watching Underworld before this and I would rather be saved by Kate.
>>685669205
Same
Phil Dunphy
HODOR
>>685657767
Michael cera, I believe
>>685669059
What happens next? I must know.
>>685657767
Fucking Tim and Eric.
>>685657767
One of the hoy looking little babes on accuweather channel. The little Hispanic girl.
>>685658844
Yo you're in good shape
Peaky blinders
Im fine
Kangaroo jack for me
I'm fucked
Fucking Krillin
>>685657767
some dude doing a documentary as a prison inmate in mexico
Sterling Archer.... i'm screwed.
>>685657767
I'm re-watching Dexter; I think I'm good, thanks.
Probably dead, but at least it'll be funny
Space Dandy
>>685662603
probably not without a gun
Barney stinson, fuck me
Might take a while but il be fine
Fucking general Lee from tekeshi's castle
I feel pretty good about my chances
>>685657767
He'll bash em up.
Oh nooooooo
>>685670234
>Hammond, you blithering idiot! You've killed the hostage
>>685657767
james franco
aight
>>685670718
>>685670720
Best timing
Jon snow. That's ok unless he gets killed and I need to wait another week
The Flash
Not even sweating
>>685657767
Homer fucking Simpson.
I'm screwed.
I am in good hands
>>685657767
Subaru, I'll be fine he'll literally keep dying until he saves me.
>>685657767
Clarke from the 100.
Id say im in good hands
The man himself
Jeremy Clarkson. Eeeehhhhh...
>>685657767
Eddie the Eagle
I'm probably fucked.
Umm help
Cotton Hill is going to kick all thoss Tojo asses!
I'm fucked
Andrew Zimmern. Fuck
>>685657767
Kevin Costner. I think it is ok.
>>685671680
Dont worry
it's just gonna take a couple of days
>>685669085
He's a chode, a bad agent, and you're fucked.
Too bad you didn't get krycek
>>685657767
It seems like I'm being saved by Scrooge McDuck.
Tony fuckin' Soprano, I'm fuckin' safe capisce
Ron Swanson - feeling pretty confident
What the fuck is TV?
GOOOOO TRAILER PARK
>>685657767
The impractical jokers. I'm screwed.
>>685657767
James Bond
Bitch, I might be.
>>685657767
confident in the peaky fokkin blinders coming to the rescue
Even if a die, i will leave with he
Dexter the serial killer. Lmao i'm good.
>>685672007
>007
>>685660355
"Don't feel bad, Stan, he was probably Jewish anyway."
>>685659623
i wanted to use exactly the same picture and got the "duplicate file exists" message.
fuck you
I feel pretty safe
>>685657767
Harrison Ford (Paranoia). Literally just saw one part of a scene and only him when passing the TV today. I'm ultimate safe.
well im fucked
Hold the door
Kevin Bacon FTW!
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