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>>685650951
you have shit taste in beer and have no business starting a beer thread.

>>685650951
disgusting beer and apparently a real shit company, but I wouldn't know because I'm a Canada fag

>>685651283
Enjoy your IPA's.

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>>685651615
fuck yea. Ballast Point Dorado is the finest of the fine, you uncultured swine.

>>685651877
>could not be more casual

Cheers.

>>685652105
i would never knock glasses with you, smug faggot. get out of here.

How the fuck does anyone drink this shit

It tastes like ass

>>685652265
>wouldnt knock glasses with me because we dont like the same beer

Autism?

>>685650951

ITT: Beer labels with cool design and/or edgy message, of 2 year old or less breweries, therefore the beer is good and we buy it.

ITT: Beer elitists.

You always remind me of a guy who was at the same party I was last summer who went on about what an uncultured swine I was and began listing all his favorite labels and their qualities- about half an hour before he puked all over the deck and passed out in a chair next to the fire.
I continued partying and got into some 8/10's pants while he sat there passed out with his mouth wide open, slowly melting his shoes.

>>685650951
Why the fuck are you drinking that out of a Red Lobster glass?

>>685652782
Rogue has been around for quite a few years, bud.

>>685652567
standards!

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>tfw americans will never drink glorious gueuze

>>685652904
>still butthurt about a party from last year.

if only you knew enough about beer to have one and move on, turbo autist.

>>685653190
Guess why they happen to list the quantity in Fluid Ounces on the bottle.

>>685653461
Murica, fuck yeah!

>>685653655
is this like german budweiser?

>>685653190

Label has no flashy colors, no cool design, no edgy message and the name is not cool.

Must taste like piss.

>>685653291
I don't give enough of a shit about beer I guess. I have a few brands I like and really care what someone else thinks about them. Also, who's butthurt again?

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>>685651877

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One of my favorites

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>>685654160
Another good one

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usually what I get at the bar

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>>685654201
This is also good

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>>685650951

this are some of my favorites!

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>>685654278
Grew up drinking this

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Dem swedes mang

>>685653937
>i don't like beer
>i'll post in a beer thread and cry about people who like beer though

who is butthurt, indeed.

>>685654298

Looks so good and refreshing

>>685654292

where are you from?

>>685653937
I said I like a few brands. Why not offer recommendations instead of belittling what other people enjoy?

>>685654972

mexifag, top and bottom are some mexican microbrews, really tasty

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Like a 9% abv tropical fruit juice

>>685653820
No

>>685654292
This looks like the beer selection at Whole Foods.

>>685655244
That's my nigger!

>>685653190
Also my nigger!

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>>685655247

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The best stout

>>685655192
Nice you fucker!

Why is European beer so superior to American piss water?

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om nom nom nom nom

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>>685655440

nah mate

>>685655655
looks good!

>>685655655
Agreed he got REKT

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Cream stout

>>685655655

that looks delicious

>>685653190
>thinking Americans don't know about gueuze

Motherfucker, I brew gueuze! And yes, that means I'm blending my own old and young lambic.

>>685654160
My nigga

>>685653190
why drink a pleb gueuze like beersal?

bust out some cantillon or 3f you faggot.

>>685656039
no you dont.

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Drinking this disgusting shit because a friend left it here.

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>>685655494

The yanks are doing some pretty decent stuff these days if you look for it. There are loads of great new breweries, especially in California.

The usual mass market stuff is utter shite though.

>>685656039
>young lambic

pervert alert

pervert alert

>>685656172
yes i do

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>>685656106

Agreed. Or this..

>>685656547
no...you seriously dont.

unless of course you live in belgium in that specific area and wild ferment your lambic in open topped casks or koelschips...

which you dont.

so again...no you dont.

>>685656466
Got any tips?
I like blonde beer. Mostly seek out Belgium for my beer.

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>>685656172
Oh, but I do.

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>>685656466
like this 11% glass of heaven.

>>685656699
yeeeeeeeeah...tilquin is indeed top notch.

>>685650951
Craft beer is for queers

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>>685655244
Yes this guy gets it.
Also this:

>>685654405
This

>>685656784
"lambic" is not a region-protected term. You can buy Brettanomyces bruxellensis and various Lactobacillus strains at any decent homebrew store. Yes, I fucking do.
Also, your autism is showing.

>>685657270
settle down, pervert.

Always amazes me....America brews some astounding craft ales...yet drinks Bud Light

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>>685650951
>God Tier

>>685657270

I brew too. Never did Lambic. Do you reach a result close to original belgian gueuzes?

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Nice and creamy. Better than Guinnes in my opinion.

>>685657559
what is a red ipa? describe its taste in detail.

>>685657550
Don't lump me in with those trailer-trash inbred Trump-supporting retards.

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>>685650951
The best beer I've had. But really expensive.

Worth it though.

>>685656826

Jester King from Texas, and The Bruery (pictured in my prev post) do a lot of really good Belgian inspired stuff with their own twist. Expensive and rare as hell outside of the states though unfortunately.

Most American stuff that's widely available in Europe is stuff like Stone, Green Flash, and Founder who usually do more hoppy things but not exclusively. Stone have actually just opened a second brewery in Berlin so it's pretty easy to get their stuff super fresh if you go to a decent specialist beer shop

>>685657270
funny youd choose the bruxellensis instead of the lambicus.

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Well impressed by American and European brews tonight.

>>685651581
Not OP but what's the story there anon?
I always liked their Juniper IPA but apart from that the rest always seemed standard.

>>685657849
I live in Norway. I already pay 7-10 dollars for beer. Will give them a try. Cheers anon!

Drinking a Founders KBS I bought yesterday.

>>685657559
Where do they sell this??

Love to try O'Haras and Liquid Mistress. Thanks to posters.

>>685655244
You should try to find St Stefanus... It's fantastic. Duvel used to be my favourite now its St Stefanus

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>>685658652

and also this one

>>685657687
They come pretty close, actually. My first batch that flavorful, but that was more the fault of my mash not being fully extracted.
The thing that sucks about it is that it's a very long fermentation. I do a 1.5years for the old and 6months for the young, so it's not a thing to do if you din't wanna wait for it.

>>685657805

Oh look the nice bottle and the cool label, let's buy it.

>>685658652
Nice one, I had it some time ago. Really interesting texture.

>>685657740
It's hard to describe, it has that hoppy and bitterness of an IPA but it is cut through with a slightly fruity and darker taste. It seems to combine the best of a red ale with an IPA.

>>685658160
Well it is a small brewery in my county which does this ale (UK). I'm not sure how widely they export it.

>>685658860
dude youre retarded...youre only using two vintages of lambic for your "gueuze"?

lol.

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This

>>685658486
Liquid Mistress is great and also look out for their Carribbean Chocolate cake stout that comes out in the Autumn. Definitely one of the best strong stouts I've ever had.

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great tasting stout, cali creamin is pretty damn good too.

>>685659151
Is two not standard? Enlighten me.

>>685658860

1,5 year. wow.
Is your alcohol content reliable with these additions of lactobacillus?

>>685659151

I'm not that guy, but I thought that's not unusual? Usually it's a 1yr and a 3yr though.

>>685655655
Hello Dane-Lord!!! When I visited I stocked up on your wonderful craft offerings. Packed my bag with like 6 bottles. Had some of the best session IPAs ever there.

>>685658090
Apparently shit/sketchy business practices, I'm about to head out so I don't have a source but googling may help.

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One of my favourites, /b/ tards

IM A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC WHO IS HUNGOVER EVERY FUCKING DAY HOW DO I STOP THIS RIDE

>>685658981
better to try something and either love it or hate it than to stay stuck with the same beers, don't be such a pretentious prick, we have enough beer nobs as it is already.

>>685659167

Excellent beer but highly overrated.

>>685659787
drink more and wake up at night.

>>685659787
stop drinking like there's no tomorrow and learn to savor your beer instead of chugging.

>>685660003
I've had it three times. Twice it's been good but the other time it was fucking phenomenal.

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German beer <3

>>685659591
More than you'd think. I sort of have the addition of it down to a ritual, including the time at which I take it out of the fridge nd how I pour it in.

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pricey but fucking delicious.

>>685661608
Do you buttchug that? I certainly wouldn't want it in my mouth.

>>685662098
thoughts?

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This was absolutely amazing. Still doesn't beat Gulden Draak standard or 9000, but damn close.

>>685650951

What is best type of beer for least amount of carbonation? I really like beer but i can't drink much of it because all the carbonation upsets my stomach.

>>685659167
Holy shiet, I still haven't gotten a hold of any.

>>685658652
Great!

>>685662198
as far as like doing a hand stand and having someone pour it into my asshole or....what?

>>685662359
Look into Zima, it's perfect for you.

>>685653190
Looks like horse piss. Distill that shit for a few more weeks.

>>685653655
>serving beer that cold
Wow you must be retarded

>>685662427
save up and get a labiaplasty

>>685662427
your thought on why you don't like it you retard

>>685662427
is this thing on?!

>>685662643
>chocolate
>coffee
>oatmeal
>STOUT

i don't have a grudge against my mouth you brain dead mutant. that's fucking why!

>>685662579
>distill
>beer
>doesn't know about pasteurization
>doesn't know about filtering
>believing a beer gets better after such processes

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Adnams reporting in

>>685662508

Gross.

>>685662861
>stout
alright, i get the picture now. You're probably the type of guy who says hes really into beers but only drinks run of the mill IPAs.

>>685662374
If you ever get the chance go for it. It's definitely a treat although it is incredibly expensive outside of Belgium.

>>685662359
Have you considered that it might be the yeast that upsets your stomach and not the carbonation? Does your stomach act up from soda too?

>>685663220
I'll most likely go to the abbey and buy it in person.

>>685650951
Got that on draft at the bar is work at. Go through tons of craft beers but that's a staple we always have

>>685663187
no jessica, i just don't like beers with chocolate or coffee or pineapple or jalopanoes or watermelon or other gross shit. beer should taste like beer.

>>685663274

Possible. My usual drink is whisky and that feels just fine.

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One of my all time faves