55 25

Why don't you soak a toe, uh?

roll(?)

18

>>685638541
89

>>685639073
>>685638851
You're supposed to include numbers in your roll. If no numbers I'll just use the third and fourth to last digits from your roll. That's how we used to practice in the academy.

>Professional triangle engineer
sage

>>685638541
42

>>685638541
Bumping for autism

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69

>>685638541
64

>>685638541
73

>>685639511
Winner.
OP here. I'll use 63 and 95. Keep thread alive while I deliver.

>>685638541
69

>>685638541
69.

>>685638541
I don't quite believe that this is real, if only for the reason I've never heard of a professional triangle engineer... Rolling
11

>>685638541
I choose 53

>>685638541
How about 69

>>685638541
Rolling for 69

>>685638541
Rolling for 69.

>>685638541
I want 69

>>685638541
Roll, 69

>>685639631
>>685639818
>>685639883
>>685640021
>>685640081
>>685640142
All faggots. I choose 11

>>685638541
Roll, 46

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no idea what's going on

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>>685639511
>>685639779
Sorry I can't sign it for you. I technically have an exclusive contract with my current employer. Could lose my job if they knew I was giving away free triangles.

>>685639924
of course its real, how do you expect all the triangles are made? I am studying square engineering myself

>>685638541
Roll, 22

>>685640392
>Oblong mechanic standing by
Been oblonging for 10 years now. Good money, can work anywhere in the world

>>685640341
>>685640329
>>685640256
>Samefagging in a triangle thread

Roll. I feel uncultured for not knowing that triangle engineering exists as a profession.

>>685640389
great job man :O I hope someday I'll be as good as you in drawing triangle diagrams. Just icredible...

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>>685640828
>During 2014 strikes oblong mechanics scab
>thinks they're too good for the International Brotherhood of Polygon Workers
>Now oblong jobs being shipped over seas and begging IBPW for help
>mfw

>>685641169
Thanks man, the nonscaled 22 gave me a bit of trouble, there aren't really any good tools that can make the 95-22 jump, had to just use the tetron flux spanner to get it to 90-25 and then shave off the extra degrees by hand.
Keep practicing, you'll get there someday, kid.

69

Not sure if this is god tier'd bait or real, please real

42

>>685641722
dubs!

420 get

>>685641722
double tears!

>>685638541
squares are better, faggot

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>>685641411
Decided to do this one with a casual cubist vibe, let me know what you think.

>>685641722
Oh shit, a 64-17 scalene. That's a tricky motherfucker I'd rather not do it. Took me three tries to pass 60-70 degree acute scalenes. Is this a roll, do I have to deliver?

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>>685642621
yes

>>685640389
But... That's not a right triangle

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I have been practicing drawing triangles for a while, but I just cant perfect them. Have you any tips OP? The way it stands how much would my triangles go for on the market at the minute?

>>685642759
Alright. Fair is fair. This is gonna be tough.

>>685640834
I would screenshot to prove you wrong, but mobile doesn't show (You) s

>>685638541
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>>685642862
So, I knew a guy during residency who had a similar problem. Were you quadrilateral undergrad?

One thing you might try is to think of it like a quad where one angle is 180, see pic related and let me know if that helps. You're also a little curved on the peak but honestly that just takes practice.

I'm mostly involved in the market for traditional triangles, so this is hard to appraise, but I hear that four-sided triangles are getting traction with some Chinese collectors, so one of them might pay a few hundred for this but otherwise you're not going to get a buyer. Sorry, fam.

>>685643233
Dubs! OP do I get a triangle?

>>685638541
What the fuck am I even reading

>>685643752
>>685643233
Oh, yeah I missed that. Coming right up.

the accuracy here is incredible. I measured it and the angles sum exactly to 180 in every single triangle OP has posted so far.

>>685638541
daddy wants a new triangle I wore out the last one

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>rolling

>>685638541
I want a triangle to shave my wrists with

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>>685643752
>>685643861
>>685643233

Decided to do something a little more whimsical for this one. Some collectors would eat this shit right up.

>>685644451
Haha sweet. Thanks OP. So where does one find the market for triangles? How do I contact them?

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I'm interested. You are very acute.
Rollin

>>685642759
>>685641722
Didn't forget about you. Gave me a lot of trouble until I decided to go back to basics. Pretty happy with it, honestly I'd love to keep this for my personal collection but a deal's a deal. Enjoy.

>>685644676
12 and 47

>>685644653
>2016
>Not knowing how to invest in triangles
>Berncuck detected

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>>685645100
Forgot to include the pic. Please don't steal. This one's just for anon.

>>685638541
What the actual fuck is this thread? Is this one guy?

I'm feelin comfortable in this thread. Sick triangles bro

>>685638541
Buuuump
Also 69 69

>>685646147
>>685638541
OP Here. This is now also an AMA thread.
TL;DR: I'm a wealthy and successful triangle engineer, AMA.

>>685638541
Why are circles better than triangles?

>>685646358
What's your opinion on parallelograms?

>>685646628
Like in what sense? They definitely have a lot of utility, so I appreciate them for that. And I respect the people who make them and the workers who die every year in the right angle plants. But they're not art if that's what your asking IMO.

ahhh, scalene triangle!

>>685647318
I can't add to the original post but this is also now an AMA for triangle engineering.

Circle engineer reporting in

>>685647425
Where do I begin if I wanted a career in triangle engineering?

Do you get aroused by scalene triangles?

>>685638541
isnt every acute triangle obtuse and the opposite?

>>685647551
honestly it's tough to break into the field nowadays, the union protects a lot of dead wood. So you can't really get into the good training programs.
If you know someone with the IBPW they can get you an apprenticeship. Otherwise, I'd say get some experience line-laying any way you can, then your bosses will probably have you do some triangle work under the table, and once you have the experience the union has to let you in if you pass the test.
Or you can go overseas, they're always looking for triangle apprentices is Dubai and shit.

>>685647891
That's a common misconception. While every rtiangle with an acute angle also has a right or obtuse angle as well, an acute TRIANGLE is one where all the angles are less than 90. At least that't the American convention. It's a little different in metric.

>>685648015
Funny you mention it but I'm already living in dubai. I wor kas servant in one of their restaurants. I'm not happy with my salary because I can only afford one ferrari every 5 months and it sucks to live like this.

Give me a trainglel.

lol wat
i have literally no idea what you are on about op
10/10 thread

gib me

>>685649441
So close to trips.

>>685638541
Draw a fucking square if dubs.

>>685649478
even closer to dubs

2...triangles to make a square

and then turn it into a house

>>685638541
Can someone please explain to me why people are rolling for this shit or replying in this thread? Is this a finger box type meme or something? As far as I can tell it's just a guy drawing triangles.

>>685649905
Can you please explain to me where you got the idea you have the right to come to /b/ if you're this much of a retard?

>>685650316
>>685649478
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>>685649565
So close to dubs. If only your last number were the same as the second to last number.

>>685650316
Butthurt OP detected.

>>685638541
1 and 177

ROLLING for my own personalized triangle with Triangleman signature.

I will name him Freddie

>>685650779
damn, 7 of those posts are mine. I didn't know I was this deep into shitposting.

>>685650865
shameless reroll, i want my triangle ffs

>>685650939
I am actually laughing out loud at this.
>mfw three are mine

>>685650953
Well it's clear that ancient god of triangles abandoned me.

>>685650825
>Gives OP precisely the kind of response he is aiming for here: >>685649905
>Is too retarded to realize he has done so; called out for this here: >>685650316
>Believes he has successfully engendered butthurt in OP
>Should not post on /b/ again

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Will you draw a rectangle if I roll trips?

35

I prefer scalene triangles

22?

>>685651300
Rectanglefag detected

The lack of dubs itt is mentionable

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>>685651248
>>685650953
>>685650865
Close enough, mate, here's a freebie. I get the feeling you're just starting your collection. Bon triangletite.

>>685651642
Fuck you, shithead. Say that to my face.

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>>685640389
really beautiful. i recognize your works in trump tower

>>685651300
And damn, I got dubs. Give me a 60 and 27, please.

>>685638541
>Professional triangle engineer here.
dropped

>>685643896
underated

>>685641989
tier is not a verb dumbass

>>685652009
Prove it's you.

i cant shake the feeling that this is legit

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>>685652177
'Kay, nice dubs, by the way. Claim your prize.

Great thread OP gotta leave now

>>685652766
Shit, dubs again! After my 60-and-27, I'll take one 81-and-55.

>>685651820
Thank you OP, I'm gonna print this triangle, hang it on my wall and pray every day to Talos... I mean, Tales.

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>>685652766
Here you go.

>>685652766
Sorry, one per customer. I'm not made of triangles.

>>685652915
Bump. Please come through, OP. I've been wanting one of these forever, but could never afford one myself. Getting two would be like a dream come true for me. Sorry to sound like a fag, but I'm seriously crying right now. This is something I'd given up on and just started telling myself was never going to happen for me.

>>685653877
Holy shit, thank you so much! This is better than anything I could have imagined. For those who haven't rolled dubs yet, you really have to see one of these up in person, pics on the Internet don't do it justice.

>>685638541
Is this screencap worthy? Can someone cap this thread so the generations can know about triangleman?

>>685653877
That is too bad though, but one's good enough. My wife's gonna be bummed, we talked it over and she was really hoping for that 81-and-55, but she knew a 60-and-27's been my dream since I was a kid. You should have seen the way her face lit up when she thought we were getting two, but I'm not complaining. This is still one of the best days of my entire life, hands down. You have no idea what this means to me.

>>685654168
Save it, friend. It's all yours. When I was growing up in rural Colorado I remember my father used to bring home fresh, hot triangles after he got his paycheck. They were nothing fancy but ... well I know there's nothing better than a good old triangle sometimes.