bump dis better be good

Don't bother, anon.

>>685623435
Nigga just squeeze it all in one post

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>>685623435
Reporting in.
Type out beforehand and squeeze more into one post. Stop being a faggot.

>>685623435
this better be worth it.

>>685623435
I'll cut to the chase even though this story is great

> Fast forward, she trust me and wants to meet me no relationship but just dating (basically means fucking)

> Get her to take a cab to my place

> Had to argue for like 2 fucking hours because she was nervous that I wasn't real

> Understood but I need to fucking nut

> Finally convince her to come over

> awkward meet and greet as usual

> High sexual tension and the nervousness of the 1st time meeting makes a pretty brutal cocktail that can kill a date instantly

> Ease her up by teasing her about bringing her art over

> she relaxes and we start talking comfortably

> cont.

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>be me
>be yesterday afternoon
>working in second hand shop its as shit as it sounds
>old lady comes in to collect table.
>im sitting behind the counter
>get up to give her a hand loading the table into her car
>hear a small weird metallic banging noise
>standing right beside old lady
>look down
>my belt is open and so is my top button
>get called a perv
>mfw I nearly got fired for being a perv when i wasnt

>>685623435
>she shows me her first painting

>its the cancer banana

>tell her "i really, really like this image"

>kill myself

>>685624169
>cont
that is not cutting to the chase faggot

>>685624305
Top kek

>>685624305
zozzle

>>685624169
> FIRE UP THAT NETFLIX

> Watching samurai champloo

> Both sitting on the couch inches away

> It's been like 2 weeks since I nut

> Go for it and pull her closer

> Eye contact she looked surprised yet turned on

> Lol too easy. Lean in for the kiss

> No resistance whatsoever

> Start undressing her with no warning

> She pretended to resist like most women do

> Lock eyes with her again and pull her shirt down

> Perfect fits about to pop out of her tight red lacy bra

> Hold her face with my palm, grab her tit and continue making out

> THIS IS IT

> Cont.

>>685624305
Toppest Dezozzlegosh. Zozzed really hard at this one.

>>685624305
lol

>>685624842
Fuck off m8 zozzle is dead

>>685625070
topzozzle m8, gr8 b8 but dont h8

>>685625070
Zop Tozzle

>>685624790
>samurai champloo
nice

>>685624790
>samurai champloo
can you not?

>>685624790
> i force myself on top of her as she screams
>"HEEEEEELP STOP PLEASE"
>what a kiddder
>i put my knife to her throat
> she pretends to resist like most women do

>>685624790
>inb4 OP accidentally rapes his tinder date

>>685624790
> Get her nice and worked up, leggings around her ankles, pussy dripping wet through her thong

> " Get on all fours."

> Wait. Do you have a condom?

> Yeah hold on

> She assumes the position waiting for me to grab the condom

> See her tight pink butthole through her thong

> OH FUCK YES

> Push her thong to the side and fuck her through it

> She began to freak out but the sexual tension was so high that she immediately began to moan in pure pleasure


> One more boys
> She starts moaning like crazy

> Have to switch position because I'm about to fucking blow

> Trying different positions talking dirty

> " I want you to come inside me."

>>685624790
> Watching samurai champloo
ok we now were this is going
in b4 spaghetti dropping from your nostrils

>>685625662
>then i woke up and cried

> After I say I want you to come inside me

> looks at me with true arrousal.

> sticks her feminine penis up my ass as I moan like the little bitch I am.

> She blows a motherload in my ass.

> I stand up but its like a rainfall of semen coming out of my ass.

> Didnt know this cute feminine girl with her cute little penis could shoot so much.

> That was the last time I saw Carlos the 6'1 fat mexican petite trap girl.

> she moans harder and harder as I thrust deeper

> her legs shake as her body gives into the orgasmic spasms

> she loses her control

> drops on the floor

> does the dinosaur

>>685625919
> sticks her feminine penis up my ass as I moan like the little bitch I am.
but shes bent over in front you
THIS STORY IS FALSE

>>685624790
TYPE MORE INTO ONE FUCKING POST YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT

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>>685626019
kill yourself

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

>>685626055
>being this new

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>suddenly, shit erupted out of her ass and covered my dick and legs
>sucker punch her in the jaw
>steal panties and run

>>685626213
>being this retarded
it was a joke you dip

>Why

>Are

>You

>Spacing

>Between

>Greentexts

>>685625662
> Wait we don't have a condom

> I can't get pregnant (DON'T BELIEVE ANY BITCH THAT SAYS THIS)

> I was 19 and fucking stupid so I believed her

> Blew 2 weeks worth of cum inside of her tight soft pussy

> Came so much my cock was pulsating for 3 minutes after I came

> Date her for a week

> Hot Co worker of mine starts coming on to me

> Drop my internet girl

> Fuck co worker (If you wanna hear this one just ask)

> Stop replying to her

> Random Kik during work

> "I'm pregnant."

> Spent the next 3 weeks tending to her every need pretending I cared so I can fucking convince her to get the abortion

> The day of the abortion she backs out and says she wants to keep it

> Realize how screwed my life is about to get....

> Cont.

>>685626293
>trolled

>>685626414
i hope you die. type your fucking stories out beforehand.

>>685626414
Holy fuck, you retard. You believed her?

OP does not have the personal responsibility to own a penis.

you should get a vasectomy.

>>685624305
Fucking lost

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>>685626611
Ikr

Bitches selling positive test sticks on Facebook and skinning dudes alive for alimony and child support and he's like oooookaaaaay I'll just leave this here

Fucking retard

>>685626414
No one is reading your story aye.

>>685626414
> I should've won a fucking Grammy for this

> I told her that if she wanted to keep it, we can and I'd be happy living with her

> Makes up bullshit fantasy that sounds like gold to most women (House, Marriage, Family, Blah)

> Tell her it would be 2x better if we had a kid that we plan out

> So wrapped up in her false reality she agrees and goes through with the fucking abortion

> Drop her off to her house, go to work and never respond to any of her attempts to reach me

> I'm one lucky fucker

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>>685626844
>>685626766
>>685626611
>>685626055

Keep them coming boys, feed my greedy needs

>>685626955
Gotta admit; that's pretty fucking clever.

>>685626955
and the award for most fucking boring greentext in 4chan history goes to

>>685626604
On the phone bro, chill out

>>685627151
You don't have to be here, yet you are. 0/10 you are a fag

>>685626955
tell us about the coworker

>>685626019
Thank you.

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>>685627354
It's the only cure for this faggotry

>>685624292
Fucking hate customers bro

>>685627470
You got it brother

> Her name was Gabby

> That hot co worker that most guys flirt with

> She was 21 and I was 19 so I figured I shouldn't bother

> She notices that I Dont suck up to her or whiteknight around

> She starts talking to me more and I didn't think much of it because I was on adderall and had no sex drive

> Ends up liking me and asking to hang out and if I ever smoked

> Cont.

>>685627470
Yes, why does she wear the mask?