>>685622840
Eww, why are you still there?!

>>685622985
Why is she* still there.. Kick that bitch out!

Ahhhhh!

I've been there too though. I just drink heavily when they show up

>>685622985
>>685623030
Im to nice and bata shes leaving in about 3 hours

Piss on her. She'll freak, leave, and not chase you up after.

>>685623391
I wish i could

>>685623391
or she'll want to return the favor

>>685622840
timestamp or you're bait, u fucking pussy

do you have the photoshopped pics she sent you?

>>685623663
How can i time stamp this pop the date and time on her forhead?

>>685622840
She is there just do it anyway faggot.

>>685623833
I deleted most of them as soon as i seen her emurge from the dark at my apartment building but ill see if i can find one

dude she's disgusting

>>685623121
did you get your dick sucked?

>>685623974
Yea she is i try not to look directly at her face it makes me regreat not wanting to be alone

>>685624035
No would u want that around your dick?

Why is she in your bed if you didn't have sex or get your dick sucked?

>>685624166
hell no

>>685624166
Why not?

>>685624166
Yes, who cares, still got your cock sucked

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>>685623887
>>685623833
Best i can do

>>685623954
a PIECE OF PAPER DUH

>>685622840
Catfishing is bad no matter how you spin it, because anyone who acts like looks don't matter is lying to themselves.

Looks are important, why else would you photoshop pics?
Therefore she knows it, and also knows what she's done.

She's playing you for a fool and now you're letting her. Kick that bitch out

>>685624581
More pics of OP

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>>685622840
NUDES IMMEDIATELY!!!!

>>685624581
Rollin for put dick in mouth

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>>685622840
Horrible visual. Damn u OP kek

>>685624581
Lol that looks like a friggin' alien!

>smells like pennies

Top kek

>Play a ring tone,
>appologize say its your mother
>leave the room at least 3-4 meters away
>Act very distraught
>go back in tell her your brother just got in car accident
>you need to be with family
>ask her politely but firmly to leave

>>685624285
This. Also are you beta, retarded or what? I can see that girl is up to fucking even If shes sleeping, have some self respect and fuck her god damn

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Ugh may cam sucks best i can do

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did you freak out?

>>685625279
No sound on /b/ newfag

>>685625279
I felt nearly every emotion and all the bad choices ive ever made flashes before my eyes

>>685625067
Why the fuck would you do all that like a lil bitch. I mean if you don't like a person which is at your place, just throw them the fuck out. How hard can that be?

>>685622840
What does catfished mean?

>>685625544
Idk im almost embaresd for anyone to see her leave out of my apartment

>>685622840
How much of a pussy do you have to be to not just turn 360 degrees and walk away

why don't you just fuck her? be a man.

>>685625396
wtf you talking about summerfag, NO SHIT THERE IS NO SOUND YOU DUMB FUCK. HOPE YOUR MOTHER GETS AIDS IF SHE ISN'T DEAD YET

>>685626140
kek

>>685625929
I talked to her for almost amonth she belt her self up so much i was in shock and didnt know what to do or say. I wish i would have tho

>>685624581
At first I thought her arm was her leg so I was liek : this looks like a nice as- wait.. OH NOOO!

>>685626140
>HOPE YOUR MOTHER GETS AIDS IF SHE ISN'T DEAD YET
Joke's on you, she already has aids. Canceraids at that

>>685625067
what a fucking psycopath. Just be a man and ask her to leave. This thread, jesus fuck.

>>685625929
If you turn 360° you'll still be facing the same direction.

>Being this new

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>>685626423
that's about as dumb a comment as a faggot nigger can make.

>>685626578
Shes leaving around 3 or 4 i wish you can see a clear pic of her shes awake or id try to get one

>>685626666
It can be even worse

>>685622840
>Fuck disgusting animal in your bed. Film it. Upload here. You must do this op

>>685626791
TIMESTAMP YOU DUMBASS.

>>685626666
nice quads

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>>685625929
Mfw not moonwalking away

>>685626620
newfag alert

>>685622840
is that 5 o clock shadow?

>>685627356
5 oclock acne

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>>685624581

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>>685622840
are you even sure that's a bitch. coz it kinda looks like a dude.

>>685627570
I know

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sent op this video of her, OP is an asshole for not knowing

>>685622840
So what is she doing now? I mean, how can you respond in this thread if you talk? She sleeps or what?

>>685626243
I thought the same thing

this poor bastard

>>685627966
>>685628012
Its not her but i really dont care i just want her gone

>>685628349

'Why don't you wake her up and tell her she must go?

>>685628475
She has to wait on her ride to get here

Geeze, dude... this is /b/ - you know what you have to do:
Put current date/time on her nude body. Post full frontal nude to /b//
Duh.

>>685628475
Seriously this OP .
Or burn some toast and start screaming that there is a fire in your place and play along realistically. If she runs out, go back in and lock her out.

>>685622840
SHOW US HOW SHE LOOKED ONLINE.

>>685629081
This

Just fuck her now before she gets worse and video tape it for us

>>685629033
>start screaming that there is a fire in your place and play along realistically. If she runs out, go back in and lock her out.
lel

>>685628349
So ypu told her already how ugly stupid bitch she is? And did she wanted to fuck you?

>>685629282
She's lying in that bed. I think they fucked and now OP is ashamed

>>685629282
Im just holding out tell she leaves

>>685622840
tell her to leave.

>>685629557
Don't lie I know you fucked I watched from the closet. BTW we all came at the same time

show us her photoshoped pics

>>685630287
this

Just wake her up and tell her to leave. Quit feeling so bad, she lied to you to begin with. Too bad if she's waiting on a ride, tell her to get a cab or something, either way just get her out of there.

>>685630287
I thought about it and no ull track her down and tell her i exposed her lies i may after she leaves if the thread dont die

>>685630287
C'Mon OP

>>685629508
op should make like a feminist and claim rape

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>>685630650
Fine heres one

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>>685625617
She had edited her og photos to hide her ugliness online, and when he brought her she was not what she looked like in the pictures she edited

>>685631049
WTF? It's fucking absolutely impossible. Only way OP is not outright lying is that she just used pics of somebody else

>>685628665
just kick her out she can wait on the sidewalk man fuck stop being beta. Why do you still keep being nice to her? Awaken that alpha male that's sleeping inside of your betafag ass

>>685631689
I wish i knew i didnt ask for this

>>685631689
they're kinda similar, but yeah she heavily edited out the cancer

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>>685631049
Literally shopped the bottom half of someone else's face onto hers. Only this eye belongs to her i can see the pixels

>show her videos of gore animal/midget porn
>tell her that's what you're into and that you would like to do this with her
>do all this with a very nice tone
>she freaks out, leaves and never talks to you again
>win

You just kicked her out while keeping your nice beta attitude, you're welcome OP

>>685631882
So you confronted her about the pic? If not, do so now. Also, why shouldn't you let /b/ find out her identity and have a way with her? It's like perfect punishment, well suitable in your case

Just tell her you're into scat and take a dump on her face.

>>685632327
Id rather not awake the rath of /b/ i know how hard it can come down and i dont want to get cought in the cross fire

>>685625617
It means that the person you've written with online isn't what they claim to be

>>685632482
She is probably willing to do anything fo have a bf

>>685632611
dont be a pussy, let this thinly veiled personal army request happen

>>685632611
OP has reached new levels of faggotry

Can someone tell me if he slept with her? What is going on? Why is she on his bed?

>>685632969
Im deffinity not winning thats for sure

>>685633179
I stay in my beroom nothing is in my leaving room

>>685633179
you must +18 to be here

You fucking cunt why did you post a picture of your buttugly catfish dragon on b if you're not willing to do anything about it? what did you expect stupid piece of shit please an hero

>>685626666
Nice quads

>>685632327
This. Tell her what she has done. You owe it to future guys she may manipulate

>>685633449
Im trying to pass the time calm down

>>685633449
You're pretty mad anon

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well.... its not photo shopped

>>685633571
In this case find some fap thread and use it to cum in front of her. Ignore her completely when you do

>>685633833
Must be a really old pic then or not her at all

>>685633905
this

>>685633571
"So that pic on your profile doesn't look like you."
Aren't you angry OP? This bitch is wasting your Sunday. She's dishonest and manipulative, and you're just gonna let her waste more of your time? Stand up for yourself OP, this is the moment you stop being a beta.

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maybe some Gaussian blur or diffuse glow but skin etc is not photoshopped

>>685633905
I have been ignoring her but she keep rubing my back and trying to hold my hand her body temp is at wood stove level

>>685634210
CONFRONT HER OP

Just roll her over and put the dick in the ass.
Pump and nut.
She leaves.
Move out of town.

>>685634210
Cuddle with her and get a blowjob out of it you enormous faggot

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>>685622840

Dude what the fuck is that chin?

That ain't some regular chin, that is some crimson chin chin. That nigga has john travolta face, like the movie face-off starring nicolas cage kinda face chin. That chin butt can hold a BBC. I can park my bike in that shit.

The power of makeup and filters. Dude get her out of there

>>685626243
Hahaha metoo man

>>685633833
Lots of makeup and lighting. She's a pro.

>>685634590
I agree

>>685633833
Nice Drrbs

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>>685624581

WtfOP? You talk about her chin, but where the fuck is yours? You look like some extra terrestial being, you one of them grey niggas, Paul ass lookin' nigga

OP tell her you want to take nudes of her to post on a taiwaneese basket weaving forum, she will likely leave

Gord on neck less

>>685634933
OP got a purty mouth. I'd rather fuck him.
Nice drrbs

>>685622840
> call greenpeace
> tell them you have a whale in your bed
> greenpeace gets whale back into sea
> no more whale in your bed
profit?

>>685634634
maybe some makeup, lighting appears to be from the sun, not from artificial light.
photoshoot make up is quite expensive and you don't use it for anything other than that. Its just to thick and bulky for normal day to day use.

>>685624581

Snapchat

>RHONIE

Can I send dicks pls op

>>685635205
Thank you :)

>>685622840
OP do what I did, let her go home, continue talking for a while so it won't kill her inside, slowly drift away, replying slower and slower untill thingsget so detached then make a move out and you can say you want to be friends or some shit

>>685635376
Dude, your an idiot. Greenpeace would then sue this poor faggot for threatening endangered wildlife.

>>685635451
Yes its her

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>>685622840
kill her
eat her
burn her
rape her
rape her corpse
torture her

do this in any order you want

>>685635632
your

>>685635530
Idk i may do that

Talk to her. if you don't want to fuck her (again) just tell her.
If you just want to fuck her, but not be her bf just say it.
Stupid lies or fake phone calls make you as dishonest as she was.
No need to be rude to her, just say how you feel and what you want - she ll feel that you are honest and that will be more than enough punishment for her.

>>685635739
shit, sry

>>685635854
how is your first period?

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OP this fucking scares me.

I've been talking to a 8/10 red head (IMO) for a year and only recently I found out she goes to the same nightclub as me, and stays literally 2 miles away.

I'm meeting her on thursday. I hope I don't get into the same situation. What was your initial reaction when you saw her and what did you do?

>>685635708
> eat her
> rape her
> torture her
> burn her
> kill her
> rape her corpse
best order to do this

>>685622840
LOL its not shooped retard.. its just an older photo of her.

>>685635530
This

>>685635530
why draw things out if not interested. thats terrible for both. just rip the bandaid off you giant pussy.

>>685635962
It cought me like a dear in the headlightsi know im not "hot" but its her acne ita sooo bad it may turn me off internet dating forever

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kick that fucking troll out of the house and burn your mattress you miserable fuck.

>>685635854
/thread

>>685636502
I want to bro

>>685636594
Do as Vigo said
Do Vigos plea
Vigo commands it

>>685636594
follow this
>>685634971

>>685636594

Call her a cab and wake her up and say "your cab is almost here, you asked me to call you it but you fell back asleep"

>>685636594
You gonna have to sleep in that bed though

Im in a small appartment and I hate when random fucks sit in my bed like i have a fucking couch i dont want to smell you when ill go to sleep

Call the police and say you just got in and some random girl is sleeping on your bed and wont leave

>>685636970
>Im in a small appartment and I hate when random fucks sit in my bed like i have a fucking couch i dont want to smell you when ill go to sleep
Yeah I fucking hate that as well.

>>685637036
Yeah this, livestream as well

>>685637036

Rolling for this

OP is cute!

>>685637036

DO IT OP

>>685636901
>>685636970
All good plans no cabs where i live tho>>685637036

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HOW FUCKING BETA YOU CAN BE !
TELL THAT TROLL TO GET BACK TO MORDOR !

Kill her whilst she sleeps and claim your rightful place as memelord, Darth OP.

>>685637505
Lol believe me i want to

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>>685637863

Do it OP

>>685637318
faggot! kys

>>685637966

Why wont you?

Just say you got to get up to go to work?

>>685636392
>turn me off internet dating for ever
Good thing
>ithink i learned something today

>>685632183
Is that possible? It looks like a filter to me :o

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Start praying man, Just literally lay out some kind of carpet infront of you and tell her the clock is now allah time. And start humming allahu akbar

>>685638498
Its a filter called "put a light bulb so close to your face that you look white like a ghost" filter or something

OP is cute, but a pussy for not kicking that fucking cave troll out of Moria.

One more pic OP. Say your just going to post it on your story and sed it here

man up and post pics OP

>>685635405
Yeah, I'm gonna say tons of makeup and a very good lighting. Probably from natural sunlight and possibly a few lights open in the house

i'm thinking about shitting with the door open and not flushing. Hopefully the smell will hit her and she'll be grossed out enough to leave. Fuck I hate being this beta...

>>685639549
take

more

pictures.

>>685639549
just tell her that we had our fun, now you have to go.

tell her your girlfriend is coming or something

>>685639549

Post more pictures

Don't be a fag OP

Make this thread worth viewing and poop on her forehead

Obviously saying that shes on her period was a lie. That bitch got nervous and doesnt wanna show you his dick and scare you. OP dun goofed and slept with a man

>>685639873
I cant if i thought she wouldnt flip out in retarted rage id do it

>>685629081
Yes

download one of those fake phone call apps and fake some big emergency saying you have to leave and tell her to gtfo

>>685640155
fucking take pictures you beta fuck

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>>685622840

>>685640049
Dont think that didnt pass my mind if i didnt have a tollit trash can pull of period blood id call you a lier

>>685640362
Take pictures WAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD IF YOU NOT GON DO IT

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Just tell her to leave

>>685640554
Shes ugly thats all i can do

Op we need another pic of that gremlin in your bed and another one of you

>>685640155
Oh for fuck's sake OP, do you want her gone or not? Take the pics. If she gets angry she'll leave.

You sound like a man I would enjoy punching.

>>685640742

This.

OP, man up or anon and I will punch you and gangrape your ass.

>>685625167
unless something is really fucked up on the other side of ur face op i dont know why u havent kicked the bitch out already

>>685640699
Take a smelly dump on her. Just do it. Tell her you have cancer and couldn't help it. If she asks you to prove cancer just show her this thread.

>>685622840
Did she give you a decent blowjob? Does she do anal? Ass to mouth?

OP IT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME IF SHE JUS ISNT GOING TO LEAVE ! SHES PROBABLY SOME DESPERATE BITCH LOOKING FOR SHELTER ! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN OP !? CALL THE POLICE NOW B4 ITS TO LATE

holy fuck just abandon thread OP is worthless

>>685641336
Omfg dont put that in my head

>>685641511
I knew this one old desperate lady who got catfished online. She flew the guy out all the way to Australia to meet and he ended up just staying for over 3 months. She had to get him deported back to the states.

I'm I the only one here who would fuck her lead her on and then disappear like a African american father

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>>685622840
Gimme your number and your adress, I will get rid of that bitch

>>685641511
this bitch is jus so gonna live at your apartment
better order dinner op cos ur such a fuckin cuck

>>685641718
Probably

>>685641718
Fuck you, I never left my kids, nor did my father leave me. Fuck you! My neighbors never left their kids and the only true niggers I've known of are dead. From drinking themselves to death or from speeding while intoxicated.

>>685641850
If she does try to stay again to night ill make her leave and record it and post it for /b/

>>685641686

Josh is that you?

>>685642153
haha what the fuck man...

>>685642152
literally kill her
I doubt anyone would file for a missing person anyway
trust me.. the first ones always the best :)) ;)

>>685642409
Cant do that sorry

>>685642409
wow edgy

>>685642748
Not with that attitude, no

>>685643009
keked

>>685635986
How will you rape her if you eat her first?

>>685641808
... Wait a second. This is it.
OP, have someone SWAT you for murder, and then when they get there and see nothing's up, she'll be super freaked out by the experience, and you can just get her out easy.

>>685642748
Lay a trail of baloney leading out into the parking lot. Once she's away from the door lock her out. Done and done.

>>685622840
That should teach you never to invite anyone to your place on the first meetup.

>>685642271

Hello Josh, I have been watching you.

>>685644018
this

>>685641511
OP, if you really want her gone:

>Wake her up
>"hey, I gotta go somewhere, you have to leave"
>don't even argue, just tell her that's what's going on
>yell at her if you have to (what do you care, you never want to see her again anyway)
>when she leaves, you can either close the door on her or lock up and go somewhere else

If she's still there when you get back, if you leave, call the cops. Also if she at all hints that she wants this to continue, be as blunt as possible and tell her no. Say exactly this: "No, I don't want to see you again. I didn't enjoy this. I'm sorry, but goodbye."

Make sure you get her out of your hair no matter what, for good, but if you can make it so she won't want to get revenge on you and stalk the shit out of you. She looks the type.

>>685622840
Well, was it worth it?

>>685644421
this.

>>685629081
This

>>685634210
Just fuck her and take one for the team.

If you don't (or can't get it up) you're a faggot

>Source, fucked loads of uglys

>>685642748
Fuck's the matter with you? You got some which is more than I've ever gotten, so why make a fuss?

>>685622840
Is dude?

In all fairness OP, you're no Gosling yourself.

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>>685644421
Do this.

OP can you pls just do the right thing and perform a live vivisection and stream it? It's obv the only neato thing you can do with an uggo like her

>>685645570
Because it's making him question his homoxexuality, and that's scaring him

Plus his boyfriend's due back at any minute with an ass full of black mans cum, and op dosent want to share

>>685625067
My roommates did this when they got catfished by a hooker at 4am when they were drunk and high on blow. They told her their dad fell down the stairs so she needs to get out kek

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More pics, either catfish ones, or of her sleeping

>>685646535
Then maybe having a woman there will help him put his life in perspective. Being a faggot's a disease. And if this woman's the cure, then so be it. If anything I wish she stays a bit longer. OP, you don't need to get nigger aids. Return to the light before that happens. This woman's your ticket to normalcy, embrace it.

Yeah, moar pics

>>685625167
It's real.

Tell her ass to kick rocks.

Just wake her up, tell her you got shit to do and she has an hour to leave.

>>685629081
Yes, show us a pic she sent you

>>685638848
kek, do this Op

>>685631049

HAHAHAHA MY SIDES

In hindsite, you can totally see how fake her neck looks.

You fucked this animal, didn't you?

>>685632611
Dont dox her on B. She's ugly, she doesn't need the full wrath.

>>685648148
you're ugly too anon. but inside, where it counts.

op that's my fucking sister, I'm calling her now, told her this shit was a bad idea.

>>685648435
Ouch!

You really roasted him, though not really in the way you wanted

>Spitroasted

>>685640362

That's fucking disgusting. This animal tricked you and then came to your house to bleed and rub that jay leno chin all over your pillow.

I would feel personally assaulted.

>>685648692
kek'd

>>685648148
Dude, you got laid. Last night I masturbated then cried because I felt lonely. You actually got your dick wet and could have cuddled afterward. You're a lucky guy. Treat her lovingly then allow her to leave, amicably.

>>685649852
back to your board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>685649852