For everyone it's different, but for me it's that feeling when you're doing something novel and exciting. I still remember those summer nights in middle school when i was phreaking stuff and sneaking around boxing things.

Or that exciting time when I first had my own place at age 19 when i got out of the army and sparked up some bud the first time while watching the Simpsons.

>>685619311
>what is the best feeling in the world?
The feeling of not being some depressed faggot

>>685619311
>best feeling in the world

1. Nice big shit
2. good night's sleep
3. Decent filling meal
4. Paying off your last debt
5. Blowjob

>>685619794
How could you guess he's a faggot?

>>685619788
>>685620018
Yes but these are not things that are achievable for me right now...

>>685620752

Why is doing something novel and interesting not achievable?


Adhedonia is one thing, but those things are almost certainly achievable.

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>>685619311
Knowing someone else loves you back.

Drinking bleach always helps.

>>685621756
Not always. Doesn't mean things work out.

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having goals in life, something you can work towards and each day you feel yourself getting closer to said goal

>>685619311
The feeling of living with depression while being unaffected by it.

I know this is cliche, but ejaculating in a girl's pussy without a condom.

Best feeling in the world.

>>685619311
Doing something with your life instead of wasting away. Go for something great. If you feel bad now, you basically have nothing to lose. So go at a grand goal relentlessly. Be wealthy, invent something. Change the world, while improving your own life. Go exercise. Forge your body through the fire, get those sexy gains while having a body made of steel that can endure relentless work. Become something and someone great.

>>685621680
Because I have absolutely no idea what to do that's novel, and nothing interest me right now...

>>685621870
Dying soon is the best goal.

>>685621950
How is that even possible?

>>685622133
Sadly I don't have a free pussy access card.

>>685622147
But how to improve?

>>685621870
So much this, anything else is a fleeting sensation based on your biological functions

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This helps

>>685622392
This makes depressive people stay like they are and stop trying to be happy

>>685622355
>How is that even possible?
By stoping your struggle with it.

>>685619311
fishing

Never happy unless i'm balls deep in some vagina

>>685622584
Meh, I'll try that...

>>685622607
To get in a vagina, your ball must be very little. And placed weirdly

>>685619311
beating somebody to intensive care while being high on cocaine. orgies with hookers. stuff like that.

>>685622355

You're just depressed and are experiencing adhedonia. You need to talk to a psychologist before you do something stupid.

Saying "doing something novel or interesting is achievable right now" because:

>Because I have absolutely no idea what to do that's novel, and nothing interest me right now...

Or that you can't fuck a girl because:

>Sadly I don't have a free pussy access card.

Is black and white depressed reasoning with adhedonia affect. These are cognitive distortions. You couldn't possibly find a girl who would let you fuck her? In an entire world of limitless possibilities, you can't find anything interesting to do?

See a doctor. You have depression.

>>685622698
That may seem a little stupid as an answer to your post but I don't have the money for it...

I'll try though

I like to get up early, like 6am, make a small breakfast and coffee, and sit outside. Something about the morning air invigorates me.

the vidya always kept the noose away for me

>>685622392
holy shit how do you shave your pubes so perfectly

>>685623230
Classical razor, shave in bath, don't forget to irrigate your skin after.

I'm not him but I do it every week

>>685622902

Neither of those things take money.

And it's not stupid, you're just depressed.

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set a goal
accomplish it
repeat

>>685623378

What do you mean irrigate?

>>685623470
Huuu make sure it's not dry

>>685623448
Going outside is a viable goal?

Eat a cake with coffee next to your girlfriend after a good night (long sleep) .
.
And vodka
And smoke weed

1. workout
2. workout
3. workout.

Thank me later.

>>685623608
Go back to /fit/!
The only true pleasure of life is [spoiler]posting progress[/spoiler]!

>>685623230
Yeah it's easier to shave laying down in bath or somewhere else too

>>685619311
nothing will make you happy if you truly have depression... seek for medical help you fag

>>685622680
Guess I should of said when the tip of my penis is slamming into her uterus wall and my balls are being tickled when they bounce off her clitoris.

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>>685619311
Not being depressed is great. You suck.

>>685619311
>Best feeling...

Having your own place.
Mastering something new.
Being around someone you love.
Taking a huge dump.
Eating pizza or Chipotle.
Adding to your porn collection.
Masturbating in a young girls panties.
Getting away with murder.

>>685623796
I just took an appointment with a doctor as >685622698 said.

Smoke weed.

>>685623941
The two last one seems the best, even better if the girl is in the panty, bonus point for combo

>>685623573
No it can't be something so easy that you end up feling no self accomplishment. You have to set a goal towards achieving something difficult. Just don't try to break any records, the goal has to be difficult to you so don't compare your goal to others or else you may think of it as a cheap victory.

The two best feelings are the first kiss with a girl you are into, and then getting past that eventually and calling that same girl a cunt to her face and not caring one bit as you leave her for the next one. Both feel equally great in the moment.

For me it's a handsfree prostate orgasm, but your mileage may vary.

15 minute sauna, deep breathing in fresh air, followed by cold shower.
It's like being reborn back into life.

>>685619311
The best feeling is when a woman you love and desire is in love with you and wants you to fuck her.

>>685619311
your going to call me fucking crazy. but my secret is exercise. nut right? i was taking a regular dose of antidepressants till i started going for walks and doing exercise. now for the first time in my life im off the meds.

Weed, Just smoke weed

A knife piercing you heart. It will hurt at first but then everything will get warm. Then you will just fall asleep and everything will be alright.

>>685619311
when you give that sauce

>>685626119
I'm a non smoker.

>>685623969
Good boy. Did he prescribe any medication for you ?

>>685626290
The appointment is tomorrow

>>685619311
fucking. That takes away the sadness for a day or two

>>685619311
Exercise, drugs(uppers), fast cars, badass loud music of your liking, shooting guns, video games, sports, traveling (you dont have to be rich to start walking), sex, anything competitive but also fun, painting, anything creative really.,

>>685626352
Oh. Sorry I must have missread it. Anyway I wish you good luck. First two weeks or so of taking the pills could be worse than normal. Suicidal thoughts can appear more often. But don't worry it will go away. And don't expect massive changes right away, it usually takes minimum of few months to see any visible changes. And trust me, it will get better.

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>>685619311
In order:
>Watching your child succeed
>Orgasms
>Drinking Champagne
>Winning an argument
>Winning a physical contest
>Eating a properly prepared meal

>>685619311
not depressed but i have little to no emotions, try going to a doctor and getting antidepressants, they will probably help you.

>>685627029
I don't trust you a lot, but I still trust you more than these guys trying to make me smoke weed...
We'll see in some month

>>685627459
I don't blame you. I had to deal with depression myself and I've had similar thoughts about getting better. After a almost a year I feel a lot better. There still are some moments when I feel really bad but they appear only occasionaly when I'm alone.

>>685619311
Realising everyone is a cunt and not caring what anyone things. Best moment of my life

>>685619311
doing nitrous on an mdma peak

The feeling when you rape a sandpaper tube.

And by you, I mean you. Seriously.

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>>685619311
Change your attitude and work on becoming a positive and cheerful person

Quitting porn might help a lot too

Life is about what you ARE and what you DO. Figure out who you are + want to be and if you are doing what you enjoy.

when you first open a jar of peanut butter and take the first scoop.

>>685619311
i'd say drugs, they physically make you feel better

when you bust a nut after edging for 2hours.

ten minutes after bustin i just go on autopilot and let my reptilebrain think for me - that how nice it feels

Dude honestly I was really suicidal in my late teens early twenties and ended up giving into baser instincts and becoming an opiod addict and having lots of promiscuous sex but obviously addiction isn't fun and most of the time leads to death.

Had to go to treatment and then only in rebuilding my life after hitting bottom did I feel any sense of real joy or purpose in life.

What I'm saying is, you have to hit bottom and realize that you're stronger than whatever is afflicting you and just fucking do it, live your life and spit in the face of your depression, live your life despite anything else, live out of spite if you have to.

love, anon

being in love with someone who is in love with you is the best

shortly after that, injecting heroin

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The best feeling is.....feeling powerful. When you have a ego where you take control of a situation. Even when you tell a girl to do something and she does it.. or when your making plans with your friends and you tell them what your gonna do....its a rush.

>>685619311
You know why? Because you don't do shit. Get the actual fuck off your pc, its not going to do any good for you. To press F5 and refresh this fucking page, or play games or whatever the fuck you do.
Live for yourself, make money and get educated. Live towards finding that one woman you love and get a family. Enjoy every motherfucking moment and stop bitching about suicide, that aint shit to fuck about with. stop crying and feeling depressing, fuck the world. Go do you, and keep doing you.
OP There is no way to just 'stop' being depressed. You need to say fuck it and get on with it. Get the fuck away from your screen cuz its no good. Go to the gym, get some food in your system. Jesus fuck it buy a guitar. Do you, and stop bitching theres so much worse shit out there

>>685619311
>fresh shaven pussy against your skin
>high on cannabis vertical leaps
>sense of peace calm and relaxation with zero interuptions into your environment
>knowing someone else was wrong and they paid the price
>never having to worry about someone who was negative and unwanted in your life ever entering it explicitly in a non voluntary unblockable non consentual manner ever again.

>>685629435
Naruto is a shitty manga. Jojo's bizarre adventure is 100 times better.

>>685629186
Get that fake bullshit hope outta here... a real person who believes in stoicism like me knows that when you believe in something as pitiful as hope, it will always lead you to a bitter end. Everyone has their own destiny. Even if little old susan pig tails wants to be a princess she never will, she will be an accountant.

>>685619311
Drugs.

>not having permanent injury to your body
>being young, youthful
>free

>>685619311
Nutting balls deep in a little girl who loves you and is cumming her brains out.
Best feeling ever.

>>685629732
You're opinion against mine, either way, I disagree entirely.

>>685630069
Well ok, I admit, I like Naruto until the Pain segment.
But the following was awful.

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>>685630036
Mmmmm bbbait my dear watson

>>685630213
:)

Penis in Vagina
and Penis in Mouth
also Penismassage with oil

>>685630226
Bait for what? You telling me you got a better feeling?

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>>685630352
Power and obtaining anything you want with wealth. When someone reduces themselves to simply fondling children. They were abused as a child, beaten, or cant even obtain women who would truly love them and actually comprehend the feeling..

>>685623608
Actually this^
Working out is the best solution OP.
Whenever i feel sad, i go for a run/surf and i feel 100x better.

>>685630730
Right... they usually have a chemical imbalance

>>685619311

Unfortunately you can't just stop being depressed, but you can set manageable and realistic goals to give yourself a sense of purpose and progression. The important thing is to keep setting these goals and try not to let the lethargy and malaise keep you from striving towards self-improvement; remember that you are worth the time effort, even when you feel like a worthless piece of shit.

The best feeling in the world for me was when I threw my last pack of meds in the bin, knowing I wouldn't need them any more, and the day I looked at myself in the mirror and I liked the person I saw.

>>685630730
> simply fondling children.
> girl who loves you
Okay, so you're literally incapable of reading comprehension and can't honestly understand or repeat the statements others make. Thanks, I'll stop wasting time talking with you. Thanks for the head's up.

>>685619311
Intravenous Dilaudid

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>>685619311
well OP, after 12 years of crippling depression and not being able to experience joy or any emotion, I finally became truly suicidal and desperate.
I started taking some of the old anti-depressants I had been prescribed in the past, but had given up on.
I have tried a dozen different anti-depressants in the past, and always given up on them. Often been scared that they are changing my mind, or changing who I am, or scared because they made me extremely anxious. Some were just shit, some made me apathetic.
I'm not me anymore though anyway, I was fucked. Its not worth feeling NOTHING to stay who I am. I was finally desperate enough to try anti-depressants properly, and shit, they worked when I stuck with the proper guidelines. You don't even remember what it feels like, do you OP. You have absolutely no fucking hope that you can feel things again. But let me tell you OP, I've been fucking smiling, and laughing, and cracking jokes and dancing around the house like a retard, like I did in my childhood. Nothing could be better. I don't give a shit and I'm happy.
The first week on anti-depressants is bad. max anxiety, but I pushed through it. They take a while to work properly. Some wont work; dont give up on all of them just because one type is shit.
Anyway tldr; when you reach a point of true desperation, you will try antidepressants again and do them properly.

this particular SNRI is faster acting than the usual. it takes 2 weeks to work, rather than 1-2 months. Ask your doctor about it.

>>685631105
At first I read "intravenous dildo"

>>685631248
That'd be pretty impressive. Bringing whoredom to new heights.

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>>685619311
Not hating yourself.

>>685619311
i bathe my toaster when i get sad

>>685631006
Good on ya. Thanks for the hope friend.

>>685619311
I get a high off feeling the rush of adrenaline from boxing. Everyone's different in how they get a rush. Some people use drugs to relax, some use them to get a rush, some jump off buildings and some go boxing, If it's about feeling that head rush of adrenaline I recommend taking up boxing, racing, or some form of high risk high reward skill. Some people even gamble, but I can't recommend gambling where you live, you'll die.

Hey OP, I've been depressed since my best friend died, which is 11 months ago.

These are some things that help me, but these only give me a temporary happy feeling:

- Doing drugs with friends
- Petting animals
- Writing notes with my number on it to cute girls on the train (and giving them to 'm)
- Finding new music
- Going to concerts
- Writing
- Trying to find a hobbie that annoys you the least; like photography

good luck OP.
The world is harsh but it used to be much harsher. It's the age of the sad girls/boys but that's okay

>>685631384
I bet my whoredom is already way bigger than you can imagine!

Build something. Then sit back and look at it with a cold beer.

>>685619311
>smoke cigarettes (nicotine rush
>smoke weed (dunno if that good
>avoid alcohol if possible -when depressed, it will make you more depressed (not instantly, but it catches up
>exercise (pullups specially) -this increases your testostherone and makes you feel more secure, manly, with more energy, etc

>>685619311
Taking XTC and raving all night with people u dont even know but still love

also bumpin

>>685619311
mdma + n2o

>>685631681

No problem - good luck, friend. It's a long and hard journey, but it's worth it in the end.

It's been said a few times in this thread, but regular exercise really makes all the difference - specifically Krav Maga and weight lifting for me.

>>685632654
hangover of this sucks tho... I'm on that hangover... :'''(

>>685631006
fucken beautiful post anon.
good luck

>best feeling in the world

easy, that's anal sex.

>>685619311
Best feeling in the world is death. When you die there are no feelings, conscious, thinking, responsibilities.
You escape human issues, the things the humans do to poison themselves and the world.
There is nothingness in death, thata the greatest feeling.

>>685619311
when you're about to cum and she farts on your balls

>>685620752
Unless you're in some third world shithole, how are the first three things on >>685620018 not achievable?

>>685619311
i like adrenaline rushes. recently bought a bmw s1000rr superbike, and rode it like a suicidal maniac. i did over 280kmh on the highway. never felt more alive, never gave less of a fuck about my problems

>>685620018
How many blowjobs do you normally give before feeling better?

>>685633508
I must assume that I love to be the taker, but I'm not gay at all, so I that makes my life even more shitty.

>>685633512
I want to disagree... the best feeling would be getting as close to possible to death, for all the reasons you mentioned, but you'd get to savor them afterwards...and look forward to them again.

But really the reasons that you listed for why death is the best experience are all based on the sensation of "disassociation"... which can be safely acquired by means of drugs like mushrooms.

>>685619311
well lets say you have unlimited money

then you could go to the best [as in not some from the side of the street] prostitutes and massages

sure its not as cool as getting a girl, but who the hell talks about that, sex still good, and you wont be with some fat, ugly whore

also you could buy tons of food, which i also think is good

i think if you could say go on "rehabilitation" for like a year and go fuck prostitutes and all and live in luxury it would be awesome, there are better stuff probably, but it sure would give you a better feeling

if nothing else , then at least for that year, like you can just lay back and enjoy life.

>>685619311
when someone reposts your OC

>>685619311
Lifestyle change combined with an anti-depressant like Venlafaxine works wonders.

The best feeling in the world for me is that I know that whatever the fuck I do, it's not gonna matter because it's all gonna be a thing of the past in the future, so I just live my life how I want to live it, albeit I'm still a moral fag so I'm not commuting crimes, and I also let my emotions flow, and it's not until I've reached the lowest point in my life (homeless/moneyless) then I would kill myself because this world is a shithole to begin with anyways and I might as well enjoy the best I can out of it.

I've been watching a lot of clips from Dateline: To Catch a Predator lately. It makes me feel better about myself because I know that no matter how shitty my situation is, at least I'm not a known sex offender. Plus, some of those fuckers are pretty funny

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>>685619311
sexing someone hard is the best feeling


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

>>685619311
Best feeling in the world, being on MDMA. Go clubbing or chill out with friends

For me the best feeling in the world is that feeling you get where you're fucking tired from work and you lay down in bed and its nice and cool

>>685635036
/me

good luck brother

Injecting morphine or dilaudid, although that is a very temporary feeling of greatness. An orgasm is the same, followed heroin, which actually has some lasting effects, and then sex itself.

I still have mild depression. But what I do to feel better about myself is running. Just go for a run. Even a walk is good. Keep it in like 2-5 kilometers long and it feels like you achieved something. Do this every single Day and it starts feeling better

>>685619311
take mdma

>>685635421
Tl;Dr not maybe the best feeling but run alot and it feels better

>>685619311
Flying.
At least discovery flights are affordable. If you've seen a psychologist about it though you're fucked on medical clearance

>>685619311
When you take 3rd hit of mephedrone, sometimes even 2nd. Take a bit more that previous and you gonna be taking everything with you along.

>>685619311
>gamble
>drugs
>extreme sports
it keeps me going

>>685619311
sauce

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>>685634140

Together with my band. Play bass. Drink beer. Finish a song. Playing an old song. Jammin. Weed. Thats the ticket 4 me

>>685635265
Drone

>>685619311
i gotta tell you fam take it from this anon >>685635109
rolling even alone is a very blissful experience I've had problems with depression since high school and the first time i rolled with the girl i was dating it was the best release i ever felt i was genuinely in tears just blatantly happy and enjoying every single second of it i wouldn't recommend doing it very often

>>685619311
>progress
shit like beating a personal record, doing something you never knew you could.

>>685623573
>go outside
>achieve goal
>set next goal to go to a club
>achieve goal
>set next goal to try and be fun
>achieve goal
>life better
if any of these fail, try again
fight for something you little bitch, you're a fucking man

>>685619311
Meditation

Marijuana AKA Cannabis

OP smoking weed is great sure helped my depression but thas maybe cuz i got adhd. but opie.... listen you might wanna go out and meet friends you'll get dissapointed they'll all have bad taste and be ignorant idiots and cruel. people are only as loyal as their last meal find those great people they are few but maybe you can discover them, go out and hang with people that are more "casual" friends thats twhere the idiots go in the people that you can get working for you (exploitation) or casual friend (lying to,ps they lie to you too)

you are unhappy with your life thats a great thing means you wanna change, if you wanna be more confident? become more confident if you wanna be you only without this other shit just decide you are done with this shit and move on its all in your head. find what you might have a talent at could be the thing you think you cant do like youfre not talented enough, try that thing make money off it , fuck the world good and hard.

>>685636734
i found my thing, rapping and making beats everyone says im really good yeh no shit im not an idiot intelligent people are good at everything except writing coherently because i also got some screws loose

>>685619311
sauce ?

>>685619311
>the best feeling in the world?
Freebase coke

Dat

First

Hit

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>>685619311
The 2 best feelings in the world i know if is clearly achieving something big. Go out and explore the world, do something crazy - go out and discover what the fucking world really is, and not just sit back in your piece of shit chair, and look at pictures. Else something that really keeps me alive is fucking music. I once had a very dark time in my life, and no matter what, music somehow kept driving the dark thoughts out of my mind, and i could fall asleep at night, breating normaly and such.
But you know what? Fuck this piece of shit life, we're in it all together, quit it if you're bored, but achieve something before your gone, and find you fucking inner vibe you faggot. gl hf

>>685619311
lithium

>>685636956
still to this day i dont know if i got rid of my depression but i lost weight and started looking actually handsome, maybe im still depressed or whatever i still feel alot better today and i know that i got a path for me in life its to collect all knowledge and master everything but musics one of my favorite artforms so i pursue that first. before you call me uncultured because i make hip hop, i listen to every genre and hiphop has been mixed with almost every genre there alredy is, if a rapper does r&b they still call it hiphop even tho its r&b but yeah....

>>685631094
You are only upset because you have been judged.

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winning 1.000.000.000 at the lottery and realising every of you dream are possible