Haha what a fucking loser

18 and virgin here, i dont feel so bad anymore, only had 1 gf in my life when i was 12 and i cared more about vidiya than her tho

How does it feel to be on the cusp of becoming a wizard?

>>685615066
do you have any money at least?

>>685615287

I am a wizard. Fireball is on the way to you.

>>685615341

20k in savings. Soon to be unemployed however.

>>685615447
You practicly have nothing to lose. Why not start doing crazy shit? Pull that 20k, start some illegal businesses and have some fun. Maybe even find a whore in the process. There's no reason to be poor and womanless.

>>685615636

Or you know, look for a new job. Which is what I am doing.

>>685615897
>Play the lottery
>Use your wizard powers to get insanely rich
>follow your dreams
Why not anon?

19 and banged 32 chicks. 3 threesome. U can do anything if you put your mind to it

>>685615066
Why don't you just kill yourself ?

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>>685616043

Because my odds are still shit even with 20k input.

>>685616242

Because I hate life so much that I want to take revenge on existence itself.

What did you do today?

>>685617093

45 km bike tour. Excessive masturbation. Shitposting.

>>685617259

Gay.

>>685615897
But bro, you are 33 and only 20K in the bank? I think it's time to move on.

>>685617873

Been trying to find a job in industry for the last few months. Hopefully with better pay.

>>685617259
that actually sounds amazing

>>685615066
hey man, growing up made you think you had to find a woman and stick your dick to prove something. but no pressure, there are plenty people on this planet. You must become a new breed of man, the one that understands that their place, heh, is right at home jerking it to women hotter than most people could ever fuck. man, if you ask me, you're a good man. Plus, less men doing what you do means less competition for me. I don't think you're a loser, I think you are a winner maker!

>>685615066
What's the reason you're kissless?

>chubster?
>hideously deformed?
>total dickbag?
>so attractive that women think you're taken and don't even try?

With 20k, you could easily have paid a hooker for some physical pleasures. Not ideal, no, but sometimes fucking someone can help.

>>685618100

It was.

>>685618382

Well, that's a refreshing new perspective.

>>685615066
Are you the same guy that posted this a few weeks/months ago? Seen this thread earlier.

>>685618512
yeah man, being happy with what you have is important, get good friends if you don't already, and fuck work! You aren't here to just work, have some fun doing what married men can't!

>>685618418
>>chubster?

No. My body is quite moderate.

>>hideously deformed?

No.

>>total dickbag?

No. But also not a charming or charismatic or interesting person in any sense of the word.

>>so attractive that women think you're taken and don't even try?

Hell naw. My face is extremely average.

>>685618761

Haven't had good friends in half a decade.

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>>685618894
whatever your interests may be, get into an online community or something, make friends there. People are people even if they aren't close by

>>685619181

I'm doing that.

>>685619564
Alright then, best of luck. If like is like a ride, then make the most of it! Except if you feel tired, then sleep

>>685618699

Yes. I was that guy.

>>685620352

Faggot.

Did you went to college ?

not kissless anymore, french kissing is pretty nice but it doesn't warm your heart all that much

>>685620530

Yes. For ten years.

>>685620899
How did you got by 10 years on college without even getting a pity fuck?

>>685621138

I am really socially retarded, dude. Also, I was focusing on work (or at least I was telling myself I was). Not that it was of any use, because I chose the from field from the beginning.

>>685620352
Aha. I was that guy who asked what you were going to do about it and you said you'd probably die as a virgin. Remember me?

>>685621866

Honestly no.

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>>685615066
consider yourself lucky if you don't live here

Why do you post this thread so fcking much? jesus christ

>>685618832
pic tho?

hey man i know how you feel, im 28 and never kissed anyone or made out or anything. Hang in there....

>>685622116
This looks like the millennium falcon from thumb

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>>685622132

Because I am using it to procrastinate.

>>685622347

Face

>>685622412
Jesus dude. Suicide maybe? if i ever get that bad ill kill myself in a second

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>>685622347

Body.

>>685622733
Suprised youre a virgin. You could really lose your virginity in like a week if you just go outside and talk to some girls

>>685615066
If you believe that you're useless, then everyone else will think you are too

>>685621937
So what have you been up to these weeks/months? Still not making any progress?

>>685622898
This is always the problems...Actually talking to girls. Shyness is a fucking disease, I wish there was medicine I could try.

Not OP.

>>685622898

>implying I never went outside
>implying I never talked to girls

>>685623177

I think that I am useless is an objective fact.

>>685622733
you gotta be shitting me... look man, i don't know what happened to you in your past but witha body like that there must be a reason you are a virgin

>>685623325
There are billions of people in the world just practise talking to people seriously its not that hard you just make to much of it bro

and there is maybe marijuana could help you? I heard it could help with social anxiety and such

>>685623382
did you ever get any numbers or go on any dates ever?

>>685623315

Trying to find a job. And get fucking fit again.

>>685623410

My physique was actually more impressive in my mid-20s. But as I said, I am a social retard so all that doesn't matter.

>>685623701

About half a dozen in my life.

>>685616482
edge master super virgin

yre you me from 11 years in the future?

>>685615066
what music do you listen to?

>>685623932
listen man, just fake being good at it and experience will follow. but i guess if you aren't in the mood for it just do what i said earlier

>>685624008

Yes.

>>685624147

Indie bullshit and Bob Dylan bootlegs.

>>685623599
I don't find it hard to talk to people, even girls. The thing is that I have a problem approaching girls, I already had a girl, kissed and done some other things (didn't stick penis in vag). I just don't know how to establish the first connection, after you go past the stage of "strangers" it actually get very easy for me.

But I can't pass this fuckery because: Autism.

Also, I can't smoke weed because I get the impression I will do a regrettable thing. I always had bad trips when I smoked.

>>685624230
>just fake being good at it

If I could fake being good at it, I would be good at it.

>>685623932
Well youre probably just retarded or have some sort of mental disorder that makes you act like a retard and you dont even know it

>>685624502

Mucho autismo.

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>>685616115
This. All through he might be lying but the message is still clear, you can do anything if you put your mind to It.

>>685624386
nah man, not everyone lives a fake life, even if they might be able to.

>>685615066
I had yesterday my first kiss and blowjob. was awsome, thanks for reminding me on that OP!

But you're still a faggot

Just take drugs and get drunk allot OP? Works for me

>>685625023

There was never a shortage of alcohol in my life.

>>685624919

Again, to live a fake life, you need some acting skills. A morbidly obese guy cannot pretend to be some kind of ultra distance runner. And neither can I pretend to be socially adjusted.

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>>685622733
>huge dick
>virgin
What a fucking waste!

>>685625023
Not op but ive been considering this because hate my life

>>685615066
Do you have any ability? anything you are good at? any passion? any dreams? it seems you have too much free time to think about stupid things like you are a kissless virgin and shit, life is not about fucking, its about being your self, and and do what you like, if you find someone that likes they way you are, you dont even have to try getting a girl, they'll eventually get to you

>>685623599
>and there is maybe marijuana could help you? I heard it could help with social anxiety and such
I dont' think it does help, I'm in a similar situation as OP, and if I have smoked some dank, I am too self concious and paranoid to not be autistic in front of social situations let alone woman. At least I have drugs.

>>685615066
Why not get a hooker?

>>685615066
what spells can you cast?

>>685625355
Looks more like a semi to me... OP are you packing or nah?

>>685625395
>Do you have any ability?

No.

>anything you are good at?

No

>any passion?

No.

>any dreams?

Finding a fucking job to not fucking starve to death.

>>685625584

It's a grower. And slightly above average when erect.

>>685625493
hm, Im sorry bro it sucks to be socially retarded. used to be there when i was a teenager but I kinda just grew out of it.

>>685625852
Why dont you just get a fucking whore and be done with it?

>>685615066
I'm 34

>>685615897
That norm or attitude is what kept you a virgin for so long

https://youtu.be/7m1s2NFOGyg
You simply rose above!

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>>685626005
Why the fuck are they virgins that are past the age of 30, wtf have you been doing with your life? With out pussy I would have killed myself years ago!

>>685625967

Because I wouldn't be done with it. It's not about the sex per se, it's about not being a person enough to get another person to have sex with you.

>>685625252
well man, i guess you should just be happy with what you have then. best of luck. im out

>>685625852
well man, thinking like that wont get you farter from where you are, i mean you can always try whatever shit 4chaners tell you do, you might have some luck if you really try, but ill say it again, having too much free time is always bad, it makes you think about anything execpt progressing, you should try to get to know yourself first before trying to know someone else, then you can scale from there and get along with people.

>>685615066
How much do you weigh.

>>685626640
>you should try to get to know yourself first before trying to know someone else

I know myself pretty well dude.

>>685626413
>wtf have you been doing with your life?

Sex doesn't just happen to most people. It's hard work.

>>685626774

72 kg. Try to gain some muscle weight at the moment. See >>685622733 for recent body pic.

>>685626819
you certanly dont know your self, you might know somethings about yourself yes but not entirely, if you knew your self better you would not be having this problem, you'd be confident as fuck and wont give shit about rejection, you are clearly insecure, i wont believe that shit that you know yourself pretty well.

>>685626916
Well it looks like you're doing pretty okay in the body dept. you really shouldn't have a problem getting laid, dude

>>685626819
The whole point of life is to procreate, if you haven't done that, you failed as a human being.

>>685627744
Whoa, the entire point of your existance is to satisfy some human impulse? Sure it feels good but man, please, there is more to life than just it.

>>685626413
I tell myself I bear witness. But the real answer is that it's obviously in my programming, and I lack the constitution for suicide.

>>685627401
>you'd be confident as fuck

You get confident when your actions and the resulting experience inspire confidence. Being confident in something when you failed the last ten times is delusional. And not every person is skilful or talented at something.

And my mindset was very different when I was in HS and started university. I thought that I was the fucking king of the world, my lack of confidence came over the years with repeated failure.

Kill yourself faggot. Just do it.

>>685629283

k

>>685628156
>You get confident when your actions and the resulting experience inspire confidence

of course, i agree with that, but what gives you confidence itself? i mean what can you relay on if you dont know yourself or have any skill?
what makes you worth as a person? everyone have some skill at something you just havent worked it yet or trust yourself enough to know you can do something right.

Stop trying the same aproach in wich you always fail, now work on yourself some more, its as someone posted on a similar thread before, you work with yourself, then with friends, then you can scale up to get a girfriend, but you cant just skip things hoping that life will eventually get you there.

As some biblic shit said, let me help you by helping yourself

>>685629957
>everyone have some skill at something you just havent worked it yet or trust yourself enough to know you can do something right.

I can do lots of shit right. I am shit in other things (dancing or driving cars for example). But I am not outstanding in anything. Just an average person with serious problems in the social department.

>>685622898
There's actually something that 'kinda' helps out with that. PAO reduces inhibition over time. I've been taking it for a while, definitely noticed that effect.

>>685631080
What is "PAO"? In my language it means bread.

>>685631682

It is bread.

>>685631682
Its a stack of Nootropics. Piracetam, Aniracetam, and Oxyracetam.

>>685618832
>>685622646
You literally have no excuse mate. You are perfectly handsome.. Stop telling yourself you're not good enough. Most of those bitches probably aren't good enough for you and you subconciously fool yourself out of making the mistake of banging them, while conciously feeling attracted to them. Testosterone can do some crazy shit to your head, man.

Me 33, not a virgin, but introverted and not succesful with women, until I realised that I was successfull when I let myself be, when I stopped trying to impress girls and just talked normally to them about the shit I'm actually interested in.. That's when the right ones wi8ll come to you.

>>685615066
R u fat?

>>685633082

For the love of god read the
>>685622733

Ask a 51 year old kissless virgin anything. I got you beat.

>>685633081
>You are perfectly handsome..

I am. But looks don't matter. What matters is character and charisma of which I have literally none.

>until I realised that I was successfull when I let myself be, when I stopped trying to impress girls and just talked normally to them about the shit I'm actually interested in

Dude, I was always like this. I never gave a shit about social protocol because I usually had no idea what it was. I always babbled away.

>>685633921

Hey it's me again.
Listen mate.. this is the hardest part; not caring. Don't even try to introduce yourself as a lover.. This in my humble experience is the worst mistake. You need to be yourself, just make a friend like you would with a guy. If the sex comes it comes, you don't mind anyway is the attitude to have.

Are you swedish?

>>685633875
Pics or it didn't happen

>>685634039
>You need to be yourself, just make a friend like you would with a guy.

I don't have any friends.

>>685634321

German.

>>685615066
These threads are sad.
Move on, anon.

Wow, a real life wizard

>>685616115
Yeah, if you put your mind to being a fuckboy

>>685634545
Oh fuck off m8, you're talking out of your ass and making excuses. I don't beleive you don't have any friends, and I don't mean close friends. Nobody immediately becomes close friends in adult life. Same with girls, anyone who'se goes round falling in love in one night out is generally being a slut, nothing more.
>>685618761
This guy knows.

>>685635131
>I don't beleive you don't have any friends

At least not were I am at the moment. Last time I did something with another person outside of work was two years ago.

>>685628156
You're not as uncommon as you think.

I'm 32. I was a NEET for a long time. Pop's croaked. I'm back in college now, through to the halfway mark.

I routinely go to the gym and follow a strict diet, am fairly fit, never exceeding 15% bodyfat. I've had comments from multiple people "you look like Ben Affleck." I stay on top of my grooming. I dress fairly standard: button-down shirts, slacks; on hot days if it's shorts I stick to classic styles, nothing trendy, no fucking cargo pants.

I routinely get girls in class -- as well as female teachers -- initializing conversation. I've worked on my big problem as a result of my loser shut-in past: eye contact. The first year back to the real world -- school and work -- I couldn't fucking hold eye contact for a second. I'd dart away like a huge pussy.

At this point, I'm starting to get better at it, but I still completely lose it, especially when I start talking to them. It pisses me off because time after time I get blatant flirting, whether it's that girl in class who suddenly gets cheerful when I walk in and starts conversation (multiple do this), or that milf female teacher that out of nowhere stops me after class and asks for no reason my added thoughts on the material, or the latest one: this gorgeous blonde at the college gym who basically laid a yoga mat right out in front of my treadmill and was doing the most audacious "why don't you take me in the bathroom and fuck me" poses right in front of me, despite there being 95% of the rest of the gym floor she could've done it on.

In spite of all of that, I'm still a fucking virgin at 32, and bitter at how many obvious "I could've fucked her" thoughts go through my head.

>>685633014
Fucking thank you, found gold. Do they have nasty side effects?

>>685635635

OP here. Similar in many regards. Although I never received any obvious interest for women (comments on my face, body, conversation). Well I definitely do not look like Ben Affleck.

On the other hand, I've never been NEET in my life. End of the month is the first time that will happen.

>>685635635
I'm 33 too and a kissless virgin as well. But unlike you I'm a fatty.

>>685623951
kek

>>685616482
how exactly are you going to take revenge?

>>685635427
work friends are friends too. Ask if you can go for a drink with them one night, you never know you might meet someone

>>685627401 This guys is right too. You are clearly putting yourself down more than you should..

>>685636409

By living as long as possible.

>>685636476

Did that, always excuses. On the other hand, I am not invited when people do go out.

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>>685615066
question: what you think of this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

>>685636706
>You are clearly putting yourself down more than you should..

No, it is exactly the right amount.

>>685636409
Hey I've got an idea, get a gun and a job as a school janitor

>>685636100
Guy you're replying to. I was fat through most of my childhood and teens, even into my NEET 20's.

EC stack + a basic 3d/wk full-body routine + 800-1200 cals chicken breast and broccoli fixed that.

It was grueling to eat that shit, but I lost my chub. /fit/ isn't enough to get laid though; it's just enough to get the first interaction. Women need about 10 seconds to realize you have zero confidence and have a huge mental complex about having not had physical contact with a vagina since birth.

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>>685615066
I've read through the thread, and here is what I think. OP is is good shape and isnt horribly deformed in the face, so it's not his looks. 20k in the bank at 33 isnt bad, the only people who think it is is 20 somethings and teenagers who think everything just keeps getting better for everyone. So it seems you're socially awkward or dont have a social circle in which to meet women. If I were you, Id read up on some pickup artist shit, take it with a grain of salt, but they actually have some good knowledge in there. Then use online dating to get used to knowing how to talk to women. Also, most importantly, find a way to meet people that have similar interests as you, build up a social circle. If you do this you will succeed, though it will take a while.

>>685636882
No mate, you're wrong and you're refusing to be open to other opinions, probably out of being scared to rely on someone else's judgement.. quite frankly I can see how that's a barrier to making friends, but that's probably the only thing holding you back.

>>685637183
OP could always lower his standards to obese black women.

>>685637351
That would be the easier route.

>>685637183
This is also a true thing.

>>685637183

OP here. Only tried Tinder.

>>685637127
Or he could go hardcore like me and eat raisin oatmeal once a day and do calisthenics 6 days a week. I was chubby as fuck, now a few months later, guys are awestruck when they see me and women quiver. If I can do it anyone can.

>>685637802
Thats good, expand your horizons though. It's all about experience man.

Ever tried getting a whore?

>>685637802
How'd it go?