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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Infidelity edition
>>685607356
O.. Oh eh.. Okay then! If forgive ya
>tight hugs
Sure!
>>685607417
Yeah I was thinking the same.
>rip blade
>>685607515
Cute pic
>>685607544
>>685607566
Double dubs... What does it mean?
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685607594
>blade is fucking donezo
>>685607544
kagami claimed!!!
Montie Returns
>>685607544
Well done.
Akiko claimed
>>685607022
>Prinz
I'm good for now, but I have about 20 minutes to prepare myself. I gotta pack my shit and leave for the station in the rain. Then I have to take the dreaded belgian train and get to my place. I'll be lurking on mobile for 2 hours or so
Megumin claimed~
>waiting for Kagami edition
Best type moon claimed
>>685607544
Claimed
>moved on edition
>>685607594
>tightest of hugs
Feels good to see ya again, Prinz.
>>685607707
rip homu thread
>>685607686
>FeelsBadMan
>>685607692
Oshit
>>685607730
Ooh where are ya going?
>>685607765
Hey Shiki! How're you doing?
>hugs
>>685607825
>I can't breathe
You too, Hana
>>685605904
yeah
>tired hugs
>>685607544
>dubs rattle
I finished my tasks too fast, so now I have 2 hours left of my shift to do absolutely nothing but get paid and shitpost.
>>685607880
Woops, sorry.
>Is that tail where I think it is?
>>685608079
>living the high life
>>685607880
> take the dreaded belgian train and get to my place
Right there
>>685608035
How sleepy are ya? I wouldn't want to keep you up
>>685608079
Hey Juri! That's good to hear
>happy hugs
>>685608117
That's okay
>more hugs
>yes, yes it is
>>685608170
Ooh okay sorry I skimmed over that part kek
>>685608035
>Double rattle rattles
Sachi!
>>685608117
That tail was put there especially for you
>>685607692
moogee
>>685607702
montie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqtJH2f1Yk
>>685608267
Can I, uh, touch it?
>Didn't know you had a tail
>>685608340
I'm better than that, you know. This will be entirely platonic and kid-friendly
>it's just a tail
>>685608117
It's nice when you're the manager and are also capable of picking up the slack of 3 associates while still finishing your tasks before the day is done.
>You doing well?
>>685608267
Haven't seen you in a little while Prinz.
>You're the only one brave enough to hug me
>>685608517
Wow, the lullaby really did change you
I can't even tease you now
i had a dream where i was playing pokemon
thats it
>>685607880
We've now succumbed to shitposting.
It was hell at about 2am GMT, much worse than this
>we had to take meme breaks in General
>>685608709
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
>>685608267
im pretty tired but dw ill be fine
>>685608709
what game?
>>685608280
>tired rattle rattles
>>685608517
S... Sure
>I don't usually...
>it just comes out sometimes
>>685608627
Yeah sorry I've been a little busy. What have I missed on here?
>really? I wonder why people are scared to
>>685608709
Not a bad dream
>>685608690
>tease
>>685607761
Hello friend, also claiming
>>685608843
i dont know
cant remember
>>685608811
>2nd generation last
4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 6 > 1
>>685608849
yeah it was pretty alright
>>685608627
Almost died in a karting accident. The usual.
>>685608690
I've made my decision. I know what's important to me.
>>685608849
Wow, that's a soft tail. It just comes out, eh? Is that normal?
>this is some soft fur right here
>>685607880
Pretty terrible honestly.
>hugs
no
>>685608789
Kek it's 4chan what do you expect
>are you shinicarry by any chance
>>685608843
Okay! Just don't push yourself okay?
>>685609085
What Pokémon game was it, if you can remember
>>685609086
T.. Thanks. I don't know really. I've always had it just pop out sometimes heh
>thanks
>>685609163
Ooh sorry to hear that. If ya wanna talk just pm me or something. I'm here for ya pal
>sorry
>>685608946
>teased
>>685608979
Hello friend~ How are ya?
>>685609086
That's good to hear~
>and also sad
>I wanted to tease some more
internet dcs suck ass
>>685609270
That's correct. It's not even hidden my avatar is also my claiming picture each thread.
Syndra is also following the case, and a few others I think.
>>685609270
nigga i cant remember
Fucking bannana memes
>>685608849
Your guess is as good as mine. I don't post that much nowadays, and I haven't been lurking much either. Haven't really done much outside of breathing until August fucking decides to get here.
>Most likely because Juri is batshit insane and strong as shit
>>685609086
Hm, that actually sounds fun. Not sure if anyone's ascertained your health status but I'm sure if you're here you must be alright.
>Try not to get yourself killed
>That's rich coming from the anon who wants to die before August
>>685609478
banana memes = toxic
>>685609477
LS? :O
>>685609478
>Insert banana meme here
too lazy to go find one.
>>685609270
Oh, sorry. Held on a little too long.
Oh, that reminds me. I also got me some Pocky sticks today. Want some?
>>685609328
Better find some new things to tease me about then. Who knows? Maybe I'll turn the dime on its head and do the same to you...
>time to boot up the ol' gossip column
>>685609535
Hell, I think I'm indestructible. I've had multiple close calls already.
>>685609328
I've been at work for almost two hours so that blows. What about you?
>>685609478
!meme fry "not sure if angler" "or old man walking dog"
>>685609395
Nice
>>685609477
Oh ok!
>>685609669
Ooh pocky? I would love some!
>>685609535
>until August gets here
Same, I got a convention in August and I'm hyped asf
>huh. Just because Juri is insane doesn't mean she doesn't deserve hugs
>>685609669
I'm sure I'll find some new things to tease you with~
>goodluck with that buddy
>you'll need it
>>685609718
I've been awake for 26+ hours!
>>685609869
>>685609478
did somebody say bananas??
>>685610014
That sounds terrible you should sleep~
>>685610164
aww :( I thought we had another LS waifu ;-;
yesterday I was teased with the presence of Yutaka ;-;
>>685609976
Here ya go.
>Hey, ever tried to eat Pocky sticks like how couples do it?
>Just curious
>>685610014
I'll get some good dirt on you for sure...
>>685610036
I really really, really like this picture.
>kill me
>>685610236
you just got pranked bro
>>685610226
I will... Tonight~
>>685610266
Maybe, maybe not~
>>685610036
Kagami?
>>685610266
Thanks!
>N.. No I've always eaten them alone
>>685610304
save it friend, it's all yours!!
>kill me first
>>685610403
>call suicide hotline
>no service
I want to die :)
>>685610419
what's up??
>you don't like bananas???
>>685610304
That picture gave me cancer
Blanc claimed.
>my wallpaper
>>685609669
It's fun to test how close you can come to getting killed without actually dying.
>>685609976
Yes, I don't think I've ever wanted a month to come this badly.
>Juri isn't really the type to give or receive hugs much like myself
Would you hug someone who's capable of brutally murdering you just because they think it might be fun?
>inb4 yes totally
>>685610236
>tfw no aya
>tfw no yoko
>tfw no alice
>tfw no shinobu
>tfw the only other kin iro mosaic poster is also a karen
at least you have kagami
Rukia from Bleach, she is hot af and idk y
>>685610593
at least there's two LS waifus here lol
>>685610740
>feels...
>>685610513
Thanks, Lori
>wanna form a suicide pact?
>>685610711
Pretty cute!
>>685610730
Yeah.
>huh. Strange
>Yeah. Everyone deserves a hug in life!
>>685610454
Wanna try it out?
>I want to see what it's like
We'll try to keep it as modest and platonic as we can, of course.
>>685610740
im sorry little guy ;-; I have kagami and ashley :o
>>685610795
this made me laugh
>>685610836
2 is better than 1
>>685610617
Love ya <3
>please don't die
>>685610916
forgot pic :o
>>685610890
Suuure....
Platonic and modest...
>
>>685610419
Get lots of sleep you so can dream about thighs~
>>685610890
You have a strange definition of modest and platonic.
>>685610890
Hehe~
I don't think I can do that, silly
>>685610974
>>685611002
>>685611014
I'm tired I should be sleeping I regret everything.
Good night.
>>685610990
I can't actually dream ;-;
>>685611093
Goodnight~
>>685610927
i love you too!!
>you're the one that i worry about getting hurt lol
Good morning everyone! Off to do some yardwork today, what are y'all up to?
>>685610740
But I'm right here, Karen!
>>685611144
damnit...i know this is a trick...
>>685611144
I hate you
>>685609270
yeah,i won't
>>685611002
what is going on in here?
>rattle
>>685611093
Oh eh. Goodnight Hana! Sleep well
>>685611214
Oh hey Regne!
>Happy hugs
Just laying in bed, probably gonna get up and eat soon
Prinz is a conceited slut.
>>685610849
Not sure if you're masochistic, or far too nice for your own good.
>That's fine, you'll be the only one allowed a 'hug'
>>685611148
Aww well at least you can have nightmares either
>>685611093
Lol. Good night.
>>685611285
A fair question that i have no answer to. Lol
>Rattle rattle
>>685611161
>you're the one that i worry about getting hurt lol
Says the one who's on a suicide pact
>
>>685611439
True
But I want to dream about something
Anything D:
>>685611285
Good..
>tight hugs
>>685611370
Oh
>>685611382
I don't know either tbh
>yay!
>>685611230
>>685610916
>>685610836
JUST KIDDING THAT WAS ALSO ME HAHA
FUCKING END ME
ALL I WANT TO DO IS YELL AYAYA
The pregnant chick from Uzumaki.
>>685611370
Apt description.
>>685611529
>the pregnant chick
much respect to ur wifu
>>685611484
s-suicide pact??? w-what do you mean??
>>685611519
i deeply apologise karen....but you're never alone here lol
>>685611214
hey roger, just woke up, my sleep schedule is getting better ^-^
>>685611483
why would someone just go on the internet to lie? :(
>>685611519
;-;
>>685611529
lol
>>685611483
That's not funny you little shit you have like all the k-on posters here
I JUST WANT AN AYAYA
>>685611529
>uzumaki
at least pick a better one yo
The blonde girl from black paradox is pretty hot
>>685611519
Ayaya! Ayaya! Ayaya!
>>685611462
>standard rattle #9
>>685611299
What will you eat Prinz?
>happiest hugs
>claiming yume
>>685607594
Little one!
cdn.awwni.me/syxf.jpg
Take this!
>>685611750
AYAYA!
>>685611703
>>685611680
you guys are pretty cute together though
>>685611750
Pancakes probably
>Yume it's time
>>685611760
Yume! How're you doing qt?
>that Hutt
>those legs
>HNNNNNG
>>685611722
>>685611750
AYAYA AYAYA AYAYA
There's too many K-On posters tbh
>>685611680
see >>685610304 and >>685610513 and possibly this >>685610849
>>685611519
>>685611722
>>685611750
>>685611897
>>685611963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeM
>>685611897
h-huh?? but im already shipped!!!
>>685612008
o-oh....yeah, that...i guess i didn't notice
>but i would never do that, as long as they're people who need me!!!
>>685611497
Touch me and I will cut you.
>>685612039
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3hyPkFGPa48
>>685611941
That's totally weird, I just ate pancakes a few minutes ago and I almost never have them. I hope yours are delicious!
>>685611963
Maybe so but I still don't see a ritsu
>I totally get why but still
Gonna go mow and shit now, have fun everybody!
>>685611497
>less tight hugs
>>685611462
oh well
>still awake rattles
>>685612039
took me like ten seconds of straight starting at that link to get its
BUT I GOT THE DIAMONDS YO
SCRAPIN
>>685612117
I mean in like a best friend kinda way
>>685611963
>There's too many K-On posters tbh
>tfw I will never know this feel
stop it moogster
>>685612039
Stay noided.
>>685612158
O.. Oh eh.. Okay then
>did I do something?
>>685612233
Heh, nice! I'll go to eat after the threads done
>>685612265
>these hugs never end
King of heroes claim
>Rory's not here
>best demigod edition
>we suicide packing today!?
>
>>685611750
>Rattle rattle
Didn't know we had standardized rattles.
>>685612158
>Touch
>>685612265
>Rattle rattle
It's starting to look like i'll be going to sleep before you. Lol
>>685612277
staring*
>>685612233
Peace dude
>karen
>>685612233
There used to be a Ritsu that popped in every once in a blue moon just to claim then leave
There used to be a Mio too but that poster left after they made that one thread on /a/
>>685612117
Suuure.
>brb gonna end myself
>>685612482
Chen is a furry
>>685612277
its a good song :o
>>685612308
O.O >.>
>>685612482
:3
>>685611897
>pic
>>685612584
o-oh...but im still here!!!
>>685612357
It's more of a preemptive measure.
>>685612277
there have been like 4 other Mugis but they all made me want to jump off a fucking building
But Azusa used to be a Mugi poster and we're pals now
>>685612594
Kaga a cute
>>685612651
>i will haunt you
>>685612734
Yui is pretty chill too
>>685612800
why is hat face?
brb gonna pee
>>685612594
No.
>>685612637
How am I supposed to answer to this?
>>685612800
no!!!! but it's harder to do things if your a ghost!!!
>>685612699
Don't worry, I won't hug ya unless I get your permission
>>685612884
Because hat is also a waifu
>>685613004
too late for regrets!
>>685612888
I'm back
>>685612988
Chen where do you live?
Do you use a vpn to post?
>>685612637
I mean I didn't get the pun until after 10 sec
>anime
>>685613119
b-but you can't do this....it can't be this way
>>685611941
huh?
> >Yume it's time
>>685613373
>pancake challenge
>>685613393
It's time to fight you, mugi
>>685613275
>i blame the jews for this
>>685613716
you can't run forever
>>685613613
i will help konata
>
>>685613714
then i will become the second hitler...and avenge you!!
>>685613506
whats that?
>>685613946
trust no one, not even yourself
>>685613789
>i'm so proud
>>685614074
no u
mugi
>>685613991
Remember last week when I ate like three pancakes I'm under five minutes?
>prinz
>>685614157
konata
>>685614157
>>685614316
nigger
>>685614303
are you under 5 minutes?
