Stick in ass

stick in ass

im with anon ^

>>685600199
WINRAR
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Put in ass

>>685600066
looks more like you found some nigger's tooth

>>685600199
Deliver OP!

Kek

not what do, what to buy..

this is sugar, fggt
google translator says it´s called rock candy in english, I call it Kandiszucker

Dildo.

>>685600476
roll

>>685600417
Buy a hooker to help you stick it in your ass

>>685600066
>diamond
>soapy texture

Nice quartz mineral OP

wtf op thats not worth 5 mil

>>685600757
worth about $3.50

>>685600441
this

OP here
i visited an expert and he said its a diamond, but he said its highly damaged and very dirty or sth.
he said best he can do is around one to two million USD

>>685600798
Fucking Loch Ness monster...

>>685600066
I can dig up small pies of quartz in my backyard too anon.

>>685600870
Lul no you didnt and no one told you that

This looks more like quarts than anything else

>>685600066
You realise you can make diamonds in a lab now, right?

>>685600870
>dirty diamond
>worth 2 mil
>bigger then my penis

What kind of nigger goes on vacation in Africa.

>>685600441
this

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>>685600066
>raw diamond

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>>685601367
Hitler is right guys

Real question how do you get past customs.

>>685601374
it doesnt even matter now u got HIV

>>685600870
>implying that was an expert
>implying you don't have to mine for diamonds
>implying that rock is worth more 0.20$

>>685601555
you yell out Allahu Akbar!

>>685600066
>>685600199
>>685600511
>>685600944
>>685601199
>>685601555
all these gets

I don't know of this is legit but listen and listen good. Do not. I repeat. Do not trade with africans.. I don't care if thier white, brown or purple.. hold onto that until you can get to your country of origin. 2 reasons.

1: The higher the worth of the diamond the more people will want it. This is a bad thing for you. You will become a target. They will not hesitate to kill you.

2. People outside if Africa aren't simply looking to get paid many of them would pay top dollar for the ability to place that in a ring or other form of jewelry. This is where you have an advantage.

Keep your mouth shut about it. To africans you found nothing. You saw nothing. It doesn't exist.

>>685600066
Thats quartz at best.

If it is a diamond, you'll be lucky to get a carrat out of it.

Sell it for industrial use (youll get about 40-60$ for it.)

>>685601794
this

>>685601794
>giving good advice

>inb4 OP means 5 million nigger dollars because thats a kidney stone

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>>685601555
Show them your TRIPS bitch

>>685600534
Kek this

thats sugar

>>685601555
Kek put in ass this is still going to be the end result

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>>685600870
>>mfw jeweller
>>mfw Diamonds are worthless
>>mfw jews marketing worked and you give me all your money for rocks that arent even rare

>>685601794
Saw blood diamond
>>tfw this is the only real lesson in that movie

send it to me and you can go fuck yourself

>>685600066
Yeah this>>685603011
Stop being a poofter OP you faggot and stick something up your ass. Stop being a gaylord. Something goes in that ass or I'm outta here

>>685600066
thats sugar faggot

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>>685600066

>Spends vacation in Africa

>Parents pay shitload of $ to offer their kids this experience

>anon leaves room for breakfast happily

>sees a cup with rock sugar

>whispers to himself: "they Look like Diamonds, I'm gonna troll /b/ so hard..."

>mom says: "what did you say dear?"

>anon: "nothing..."

>dad: "Listen anon, mum and I prepared a surpise for you and your sister, we booked a private Safari. Your going to see Lions and Zebras and everything African wildlife has to offer. As. Long. As. You. Want."

>Sister: "Yaaaay!! I Love you Mom! I Love you dad! *hugs parents*

>anon: "No, I can't dad. Im feeling sick i want to go back to my room."

>dad: "But we payed for it already, this is so important as a family memory! You'll enjoy it...and savor it when your old!"

>anon, histerically: "I WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM!!"

>grabs cup with rock sugar and walks out the saloon whilst every other family at breakfast stares in shock

>mum: "...dear please come back!"

>dad: "he is 26 now, Linda. We can't Force him."

>anon: "dis gun b gud"

>post his shitty story on /b/ and sits all day in a Hotel Room in Africa for replies while family is out in safari.

Well done.

>>685603129
this
De Beers has diamonds monopolized and have been tricking dummies into buying a common rock

>>685601794
Diamonds actually worthless so.....

>>685603340
underrated post.

kek

>>685600066
Bullshit m8 they have to cut it, and you better find someone who can do it like a pro. Every ttied to know about sapfires and rubys? Shit either loses its value if it breaks or if done propely it goes up. Get a good cutter or sell it raw.

>inb4 its a piece of glass

>>685600066
That's not a diamond. Looks more like sugar than anything else. Even if it was diamond, it's shit quality and would be worth fuck all.

>>685603601
>go to internet
>search diamond worth
>see they are not worthless

>>685603340
This. Underrated post.

>>685603601
I am from Africa bruh and I will fucking murder you

>>685603627
...its a piece of sugar

>>685603340

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>>685603820
You are too busy murdering other niggers to do that anon. Let's be honest here

>>685603340
"He is 26 now"
Top kek

>>685601359
Underrated post

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>>685600066
Shine a light through it, why would you do what dubs say if it was a real 2m diamond? You would be on a plane straight to your country right now...
Here's a rough ruby I have

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>>685600066
>Im in africa right now for vacation. Why?

>>685603820
Silly Goose! ,Africans cant afford internet they can't even afford rice how can they purchase a computer

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>>685603340
Fucking laughed like madman when said he's 26.

>>685600066
That is obviously not a diamond. Pretty much everything's wrong. I have a hunch that might just be a clump of sugar, OP.

>>685600066
you're gonna get chopped with machetes m8

>>685603129
>jeweler
>doesn't know the difference between rock and mineral

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>>685603340
Someone screencap this with the reactions please

>>685600066
SA fag here, that's a red rock crystal. They're everywhere. Nyce trye op.

>>685600066
Dirtiest diamond ever... Your won't be able to give that away breh

>>685600066
Hahaha you fucking mong. Raw diamonds arn't worth shit! The value comes from the skill and angles of the cut. Do some research before you start shit posting you faggot. And rolling for anal insertion

>>685600066
shove it up your ass and try to sell in america for 10 million

>>685600066
Use it to pay for all the malaria and AIDS treatments you gonna need.

i hope a nigger died while getting that diamond

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