>>685595270
that sounds like a brain tumor, homer. ought to have it checked out.

ITT Anon has a tumor but is too autismo to get it checked out, smh tbh fam.

Crippling alcoholism.

>>685595270
sounds like autismimus extendus

>>685595270
Living

>>685595270
Constant Migraine up to the age of 12, due to my brain growing faster than my skull could support

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>>685595421
>>685595465
Already got it checked. No signs or symptoms and doctor said it's definitely just a muscle pulled or some shit. I lift weights and I feel it pulling and shit too.

It's annoying as hell

>>685595506
>>685595578
Be serious dudes

>>685595270
sprained finger, after several months is still not healed

>>685595625
>Be serious dudes

You think alcoholism isn't serious?

>>685595625
cut it out

>>685595625
I'm not joking. I'm fucking dying over here. I have stage 3 liver failure. Does that sound fucking fun to you? I have less than 24 hours to live, motherfucker. I don't give a fuck, I shred!

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>>685595270
leg got crushed 3/4 year ago, still looks like construction site

>>685595948
I am truly sorry for your lots. :(

>>685595753
thank you, you are a good friend

Loose stool for almost a year.

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Well it was this for like a couple days... didn't even realize wth was going on, in my left shoulder blade.....luckily i popped that asshole before it got worse...

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>>685596016
that must have been very heavy loss..

>>685595270
I crashed on my bike when I was a kid. My wrist bent so far back that it snapped my watch off. I don't know how I didn't break it. Fast forward a month later and I slip and fall right back onto concrete and injured it again.

It took like half a year for it to stop hurting, it was one of the most painful periods of my life.

I also broke my arm when I was a kid but I was only in the second grade so I don't remember much of it... the one thing that I do remember is when they 'set' my arm.

The doctor grabbed my arm and snapped it back into place. You could heard the loud "CRACK!". It was hands down the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life.

>>685595737
How on earth does a sprained finger take that long to heal?

>>685596183
Do u still feel slightest irritations in your wrist/arm?

>>685596217
No kidding. It's not a sprain more than likely it's a fracture.

>>685596217
i have no idea, i still have a swollen around the joint, cannot fully move it and depend on what i do, it hurts

>>685595506
I used to be an alcoholic, I just found other ways to occupy my time to keep my mind off of the drink. It's easy to get snapped back into the mode of drinking every day.

The best thing that comes from it is not being hungover all the time. That shit is the worst, I pissed years of my life and money away drinking to no end.

Just try and get help if you can, it's worth it.

>>685596217
fingering your butthole often will do that

>>685596338
Bone fracture? Not sure its even possible, was a simply volley ball's hit

>>685596127
looks like MRSA, careful popping shit like that I had one on my hand and it got infected and my hand ballooned up like a boxing glove.

I had to go to the ER, they said I got there just in time, if I had waited longer they would have to give me an IV of antibiotics.

>>685596315
No not at all, surprisngly. The way my arm broke is that it bent like a banana. The bone didn't poke out of the skin and I didn't require surgery fortunately. My wrist healed itself over time. I did eat really well growing up my mother always made good meals, I think good nutrition is something most people don't take advantage of when they should.

ur gonna get an aneurysm and die OP

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>>685595270

I was diagnosed by my doctor. She said apparently there's a skeleton living inside of me.

Only 18 and have prostatitis
>feelsbadman

>>685596727
>summer fggt spotted

>>685596727
post proof

>>685595270
"27" years alive on this hell hole of existence.

Slayer makes it tollerable.

Heil Slayer.

>>685595948
Ayy fuggin hell /b/ro. I broke tib/fib in '13. Still fuggin hurts and can't walk right. They put a rod in my tibia and I can feel the screws any time temp changes. Took 6 months to walk again with a Cain.

>>685595948
What happened?

Broke the worst wrist bone, have to stop sport for 4 month

>>685596850

I've been here since 2012, nerd. I'm an oldfag, check youre fucking privledge.

backto>>>reddit with you, newfriend

Lodged gallstone for months

when my face felt like it was dipped in acid. my skin was itchy, irritated and peeling like a motherfucker because of eczema
it still does if I don't consistently put my ointment on. too bad it makes me look like an oily pizza face

>>685597281
>2012
>oldfag

you aren't new but you definitely aren't an oldfag

>>685595625
Go to another doctor trust me theyve been known to fuck up

>>685597281
>since 2012
>doesnt imply you werent here only during summer

im sorry i can correct with this
>summer fggt since 2012 spotted

Tons of floaters in both eyes

>>685597530

>wrong again
I actually visit 4chan during all seasons. Especially during winter

Try again, newfriend. I bet you have only been here since 2015, noob.

>>685597685
prove it

>>685595270
>longest injury, pain or irritation that you ever had
Life.

>>685597738

you prove it

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>What's the longest injury, pain or irritation that you ever had, /b/?

being highly functioning autistic

>pic related
>is me

Tinnitus from loud voices.
>until i die

>>685596390
When I was like 16 or 17 my friend grabbed my left thumb and bent it sideways and it popped out of its socket. I grabbed it right away and popped it back in and its been fucked ever since so I kinda know what you mean. That was 18 years ago.

>>685598003
WHAT?

Addiction

rash on my skalp, stressrelated, had for about 11-12 years

3 years on a surgery waiting list for a disk protrusion right on my siatic nerve, couldn't walk, couldn't sit, sometimes couldn't lay down without cramping my left leg. Three years unable to leave the house trying to manage pain while doctors figured me for a drug seeker despite the evidence. That fucking changed me, not in a good way. Treated like a dog while in pain. The only positive thing that came of it is that I decided to become a nurse to advocate for patients in my care.

>>685596727
Thanks Mr Skeltal

>>685595270
Ingrown toenails. I've had it on all four sides of my big toes and even after getting the sides burned away, it still returns. The doctor says it's probably the way the nail grows, but it does mean that I am on a constant three month cycle of 'oh cool I can walk without pain' and 'oh shit I need to get this cut away again'. Overall it's just an annoyance though.

>be me
>riding bike
>car hits me
>wake up and can't feel my arm
>hospital
>doctor tell me its a level 4 seperation of my colar bone
>20,000 surgery or i have constant pain for the rest of my life
>uninsured american- i dont have 20000
>mfw doctors wrong and only in constant pain for a year and a half

>>685596925
My nigga. I'm going to see Slayer at the Sound Academy in Toronto September 12th. It'll be my 5th time seeing them.

>>685598559
At least it was only a year and a half.

i cut my arm, not really deep but it was wide and didn't get stitches and putting on clothes, a backpack or reaching the higher shelves in a store made wince in pain when my clothing moved the bandaid. lasted for about 3 weeks and pissed some yellow liquid from under the bandaid constantly

>>685595270
wanting to kill myself

>>685598901
Bro it's puss

>>685595270
A very important word of advice, I've had the same shit to. You're depressed and anxious and basically what happens is all the shit your body would get rid of is just building up. It sounds crazy but just take moments out when you feel it the most, just stop and feel it, calm yourself. You'll feel it slowly go away, at first it'll take some time for it to go away but after a while you'll feel it and it'll instantly go. You're just running yourself down with no way of release, just focus on what makes you feel better and move towards being happier. Drastic change in your life towards something that would make you feel better will put this behind you.

>>685599258
essentially "do something else"

wow what great advice

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Throat/chest inflammation. Airways feel tight and breathing labored. On occasion I feel like i'm slowly suffocating. Doctors have not been able to figure out for two years what it is. Haven't smoked anything in years and i'm in very good physical health. The feeling of suffocating sometimes gives me severe panic attacks. I would not wish this on my worst enemies.

>>685599427
how it feels to chew 5gum

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>>685599480

As the original poster, I approve of this joke. 8/10.

>>685599590
what if you do a cooper's test and go as hard as you can, how is your breathing?

>>685595270
Pain? Pulled my back 3 times doing deadlifts

Irritation? Bening fasciculation syndrome

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>>685599775

I haven't done a coopers, but I am in very good physical condition. It's actually very weird. I run fairly often and ride my bike VERY often. And I go to the gym regularly. But sometimes, for no apparent reason and with no correlation to anything i've noticed, my throat will start closing up and my chest tightens and I'll feel like i'm suffocating. This causes panic and palpitations. And very occasionally i'll cough up thick black mucus that looks like small round black ovals under my microscope. But I haven't smoked in several years. I've had normal x-rays, a CT scan, worn a portable EKG for 24hrs, and a throat phlegm culture. Still don't know what it is. Been going on for a bit over 2 years.

>>685595948
fuck me. my condolences for your rekt leg

I've been lucky, the worst was a pulled muscle in my lower back. I mean, it was painful enough that every time I tweaked it I basically had to stop everything and just chill for a while until it passed, but nothing aside from that. Fractured a couple of bones too and the back muscle thing was much worse.

>>685595270
Sounds like brain cancer to me. My dad had the same symptoms, a few days later he woke up dead

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Broke my fucking pinky

sometimes my lower back hurts, but only when I bend forward

>>685600854
>he woke up dead
every time

>>685600854
He woke up dead? Seems legit

>>685596945
Can you tell when a storm is coming? You'd make an excellent pirate ;)

>>685600910
Looks normal to me, trust me I'm a doctor

>>685599344
Not up to me how you interpret what you read. Keep choosing your own suffering, your cynicism will take you so far.

>>685601018
kek
>Argg, storms a brewin' I feel it in me leg

>>685599427
Sounds like you've got a bad case of
deep-throatacoccus

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>>685601018
Kek. Yes I can, kinda funny because I am actually a sailor.

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>>685602286

>>685595270
4 years of 24/7 headaches and migraines, that stopped in 2010.

wasnt able to breath through my nose for a few years until i had my adenoids removed

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2012, head-on collision on highway
> broken femur
> shattered right humerus
> shatter right pinky
> fractured T12 in back
> compressed lungs
> 3 weeks in hospital, 4 surgeries
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>>685596727
2spooky4me

>>685595270
Hernia for six years in groin region in my teens. Incredibly painful, about 40% of the time. Too autistic to get treated. fucked up a lot of stuff for me.

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>>685603481
>>685603516
>>685603541
>>685603569
>>685603595
>>685603440
here is my car in the aftermath

i once punched myself in the dick and died

>>685603990
rip

Stepped on a lego
Still hurts 6min later

>>685603990
shit

a baby cockroach lived in my ear for two weeks

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>>685603875
Do you look like QuasiModo?

>>685603440
>>685603481
>>685603516
>>685603569
>>685603595
Sweet flyin' mother of fuck. This guy wins.

>>685604229
I was 17 when it happened and in real good shape, recovered surprisingly well, easily coulda died. Chronic hip pain and torn ligaments in both shoulders.
I got a titanium plate in my arm and a rod through my femur lol

>>685595270
Actually a psychosomatic headache, after about 30 minutes I started hallucinating from the pain and tried to make a deal with an Indian deity to kill me if they were allowed to basically torcher everyone I loved to death...

And before that I always believed there were some lines that you should never cross, but under the right circumstances eventually everyone will give up all their precious values, although its rare

And a few things that hurt, but were not nearly as bad in order
Appendix bursting
ingrown toenails, I removed by myself
falling though my lip
my first metal concert (I sprained my wrist and ankle and my whole left side was a bruised, basically about 25% of my body didn't hurt for the next few days)
Taking a 200m tumble down a hill
withdrawal

I've had quite a few injuries from sparring and competitions in Kyokushin Karate. During a competition my foot got caught in someones Karate gi. Which caused me to fall and fracture my foot.

Never experienced a break thankfully but that fracture hurt like a bitch.

>>685604621
a fracture and a break are the same thing.

I was in a car crash that killed my wife, son, mother and father. I was the only survivor, but there was this sharp bit of metal sheared off the car door that ever so slightly nicked my spinal cord. Like, a centimetre closer and I would have been paralysed. Luckily, the surgeons used some stem cell shit that healed the tiny little nick, bur I had to spend a year on crutches trying to fix my back. I'm ok now, just gotta be careful when I'm lifting weights.

>>685597950
Cut the hair, shave the caterpillar on your lip, trim the eyebrows, buy a suit or good quality clothes and you'll be good to go.

>>685605374
Wow anon, hope you're doing well in everything. You sound like a pretty tough dude.

>>685605970
I dunno, maybe I can't actually die. I tried to kill myself by jumping off of a bridge when I was 16, and I fell into a tree and completely obliterated my left forearm. Got pins and shit, and I had to learn to become right handed. And that was a 40ft drop.

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i once punched myself in the dick and died

>>685606762
Spooky.

Honestly, the worst thing I've ever had, in my opinion, is hypochondria. I used to worry constantly that I was incredibly sick, and honestly it was worse than any physical injury I've ever had. I know it sounds really faggoty- but whatever.

>>685595270
Herpes.

>>685596217
When I used to play football i would have sprained fingers that could last up to four months
And then immediately sprain them again