shitlords wish you were australia

sup
napier "fucking where?" city reporting in

>>685593531
Yeah bro wish i was an ice head,

>>685593547
what up nigga?

>>685593628
not a great deal m8, just slugging down some last minute drinks before bed

>>685593531
one day when I've saved enough money I'm going to pay money to a man who will send me over to australia on a small boat.

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First person from gisborne reporting in

gonna trade dunedin nudes again tonight
[email protected]

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>tfw Hiro make you feel even more cooped up and alone
help

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>>685593784
right, finished ma drink, the bitches in bed and wants me to come and warm her up so i best head off
you started this bitch too late, working kunts like myself can't be up too late

>>685593458
this $20 note is useless with me.

>>685594613
captcha was fucking out , enjoy ur night my dude

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nz fur-fag reporting in

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>>685594971
What part of NZ has furries?
Actually, I saw a bunch of fursuiters last year in Wellington at Armageddon or Comiccon or whatever we're calling it now.
Including a sergal, which I look down on in the same way normal people look down on furries.

Why are IDs even gone?

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kia ora tamariki ma!

missed out on the $2.00 whoppers.

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>>685596000
at least you didnt miss out on the trips cuz

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Ch

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>>685596326
$2 burger though.

>>685596000
there were $2 whoppers...? Fuck me man

>>685595765
Key order far no

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It'd be so fun being in a band, I totally would love to do a death metal cover of "I'm yours".

https://youtu.be/EkHTsc9PU2A?t=44s
What I don't get is that this part of the song is perfect to do with a heavy-sounding guitar and a powerful voice, yet he uses a soft voice and a ukelele.

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>>685596457
george fm isnt so bad... in my area they are the station with the least ads

>>685596508
burger shmurger
just get large fries in a container and ask the nearest indian place to put butter chicken sauce on em for 50c
its a $2 meal all year round

>>685596939
>working knowledge of native pronunciation
i see someone graduated kohanga reo with flying colours

>>685597240
>ust get large fries in a container and ask the nearest indian place to put butter chicken sauce on em for 50c
the fuck even are you?
fucking savage.

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>>685597688
>not being thrifty in your fast food endeavours
get gud breh

Any Teatatu fags selling weed I fucking need some

>>685597919
>curry>fastfood

Any vic uni cunts got school tomorrow?

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>Christchurch

Sundays always so quiet
actually just always

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>>685598155
>butter chicken sauce
>curry
fucking savage

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AM I LATE BOYS??!!

>>685598403
They weren't last year

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>>685598477
u fuck cunt

>>685598585
that shit is revolting.
fuck your own shitter homo.

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>tfw want to be a cuddleslut but of course everyone wants a girl and fellow Wellingtonians I meet here always cut off contact with me

>>685598585
moar anal fingering

>>685599024
Whereabouts are you? Thorndon here, at vic too

>>685599150
Currently living somewhere north of Porirua.
It takes forever to get to Kelburn campus and back!

>>685599433
What're you studying? Keen for a sesh? Or a ciggie? asl?

>>685599433
north of porirua.
>wellington
hahahaha you fuck.

>>685599508
Physics, computer science, and math.

>>685599508
>>685599647
Oh, yeah, and I dunno how keen I would be, largely due to shyness!

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>>685599647
which of the tree are you most passionate about?

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hey boys

if any straight men want my tight boipucci i'll be on k rd for the next few hours

xxxx
Phantasia

>>685599685
Oh of course, no worries. Software engy here. Got a kik or something? Or a snapchat?

>>685599821
thirsty fuck.
yall nigga should have been a cum stain.

>>685599770
*of the three

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THIS IS NOW A FUCKIN MONGREL MOB THREAD

>>685599950
M8 i just want a friend to smoke with

Dunners reporting, bruh
Didn't realise we had a thread after the last one 404'd

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>>685600035

ill smoke wif u cuz

use can shout the whole gang aye cuz
>EEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEE

>>685600265
O-okay mr hemi

>>685599821
Nope!
All I have is this cosy bed and a hot water bottle.

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>>685600015
>>685600265

Holy fuck those tattoos already look badass on Europeans, but Micronesian thugs look like fucking devils with it

Info on Mongrel MC? Are they actual criminals like Bandidos and Hells Angels, or just bikers?

>>685600517
Sounds comfy as fuark my friendo

>>685600574
The mob aint a mc

>>685600739
see
>>685600015

"Mongrel MC"

>>685600574
the worst thing mongrel mobs do is mistreat women... they pale in comparison to most criminal organisations tbh

>>685600599
I wish I had someone to share with!

>>685601159
Me m8 I'll be your friend :^)
Are you first year at uni?

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>>685593547
raureka dog soldier reporting in!!!

>>685601159
>not keeping a hot water bottle all to yourself
whats even the point?

>>685601238
Yep!
I often wish in the long breaks between my lectures, I could just go somewhere lonely and quiet with someone.

>>685593547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOqSyI4DCNo

>>685601554
>not having it between you, eventually resulting in pushing it into them with your crotch, the indirect teasing getting more and more direct until it turns into sex

>>685601603
Well hang out with me then, i have like no friends especially not ones doing my courses

>>685601838
But I feel shy organizing meetups, and I don't have anything to get tipsy with!

>>685601826
>not fucking that little hole in the nib of the hwb like it was the stretcher hole of some slutty hipsters ear lobe

>>685602252
Ill bring whiskey don't worry kek

>>685602352
Probably not allowed at uni though, and I'm carless and still living with my mom since the house is still in the process of selling!

>>685601838
ahhaa you desperate fuck.

both of you cunts should post pictures of yourselves now so you can get that physical introduction over with.

because lets face it, if you are both ugly fucks there is no way you are going to want to cuddle and shit.

>>685603057
Can't take or post pics on this.
I don't like my own look, but I'm far from fat at least.

hahah this shit was funny as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9nDY8x1_Vo

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>>685603255
nigga what.

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>>685603255
>having a "look"
typical wellingtonian

OP here finally captcha is working

what u fuck heads upto? any good vids

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>>685603749
I ain't got no style mother fucker.

Gotta sleep now!

>>685603474
???

>>685603749
I can't afford to have any special "look"!

>>685603957
eyyy op
just pirated jungle book...
sing-along 'bear-necessities' with robin willie is pretty based

So who's all voting John Key next year?

>>685604300
hahaha thats dope

>>685604413
me!
plz put me on the 'goodboy' list now gcsb

>>685600574
they are a gang not an MC

they are hard ask fuck. ask questions man i know a bit about gangs

>>685593531
aussies are wannabe americans but have to settle for being their bitch instead aye

>>685604527
Done, unlike OP who is a self declared stoner. He'll be getting a knock on his door sometime soon.

>>685604413
cunts been in long enough.

>>685604658
>aussies are wannabe americans but have to settle for being their bitch instead aye
This is what Americans really believe.

>>685604413
why the fuck are u talking about him? better stuff to talk about ....

>>685600015
south islam WTF you silly nigger

>>685604991
theres a south island chapter bro

>>685604587
naive sod or just plain ignoramous

>>685604704
Well who else is gonna step up and do his job?

>>685604664
op is a proponent of the devil weed you say?
well i can only hope and pray he gets a criminal record, is incarcerated, can not longer travel internationally and will be subject to thorough interrogation by mcdonalds before he is blessed with a minimum wage job

>>685605105
hahaha fuck my crossed fuckin eyes

>>685605224
haha

>>685605131
the fuck?

>>685605178
Oh don't worry he'll likely be getting the full treatment, we're going through his facebook messages now to try and find a source on his dealer. As we are to yours too, just as a precaution though, if you have nothing to hide you shouldn't feel any anxiety.

>>685605178
posters dick is so small its inverse and pierced his brain the resultant damage thus rendering it legally retarded

>>685593458
God i feel ashamed to be kiwi when i see you shit cunts shitting up this board with your shit threads every night. If you are going to do video chat every god damn night atleast try to not look like a buck tooth fucking meth heads

>>685605559
get off your high horse tim... weve all seen those pics of your mum in her 'punk' years

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>>685605346
retards like you are why revolutions occur and your entire 'family' is wiped

>>685605747
second that

>>685601439
SI3G FUCK CAMBERLY DOX Well not really camberly just maraekakaho rd

>>685599644
Wellington is south you fuck. I would know since I'm in Kapiti

>>685606135
Kapiti is technically still in wellington.
you fuck cunt.
I was from Kapiti you shit cunt.

>>685605747
Retards like you who can't understand Satire are why our society is failing and full of morons.

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Lets play a game.
If evens you cook eggs.
how ever you like.

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>>685605346
>yours too
well in the wise words of john keys - national party and also the words of josef goebell- nazi party:
"if you've got nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"

>>685606361
pro tip electro magnetics are 'reading' ur subvocalisations of thoughts, illegally, stolen

>>685606271
Its the Wellington region, cunt. Wellington is Wellington