>>685592998
nice boots faggot

How bored are you?

When did you first out about how you going to of laying out your military background?

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>>685593047
Thanks I guess

>>685593105
Verry

>>685593157
How many men do you share a room with?

>>685593209
16

>>685592998
Infantry?

>>685592998
Yep, cant even spell. Checks out. He's from UK military.

>>685593264
Airforce

>>685592998
where are the women?

>>685593290
RAF reg?

>>685593299
At home

>>685592998
How can such a whiny pisspot country think the SAS are better than the SEALS?

>>685593290
Shit belt, badly fitted trousers. Sounds about right.

>>685593326
Yes

>>685593361
ok dude calm down

>>685592998
How does it feel being part of a military that wishes it could be the U.S. military?

Fuck sharing a room with 16 men. How much do you get paid a month?

>>685592998
how fucked are your teeth requesting close picture

>>685593361
Never heard of 26 SAS being dropped in one hit with a single rpg

>>685593425
TOP KEK!

>>685592998
Do you really think you are doing anything of worth?
Do you really think you are part of the "good guys"?

>>685593410
£3000

Oh hi there. I'm USAF. Worked at Menwith Hill for a while.

>>685593477
I just see it as a job

>>685593405
You do know what Brits think of US military right? Spoiled with kit, treated like shit, dime a dozen, still got racial prejudices because your country is12 years old

>>685593492
No way. Are you a fully commissioned officer?

>>685593522
Ah cool what force are you in?

>>685592998

Are you a hat?

>>685593562
TOP FUCKING KEK! You say that like you could kick our ass or something. We could send our fucking ROTCs from high school over there to slap you ninnies silly.

>>685593542
So once the war starts you will just run away?

>>685593592
Wish I was

>>685593562
Spoiled with kit?
What does that mean?

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USA USA USA!

>>685593592
>>685593600
No nothing like that, I'm a staff sergeant. By trade I'm a linguist.

>>685593652
No I'll do as orderd

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>>685593145
>When did you first out about how you going to of laying out your military background?

Have you ever been so far as decided to even go look further?

>>685593676
more money than common sense

>>685593676
Heavy reliance on tech, so that the soldiers don't need to be fit at all, they can just push buttons

Do you smoke marijuana?

>>685593676
You are Verry overfunded and are given way too much shit

>>685593157
I have similar boots but mine are Magnum tac boots. Aka they're better than your europoor shit.

>>685593721
How are you sharing a room with 16 people if ur a sergeant?

>>685593752
I can't whether or not an asshole if to bother with being scared.

>>685593893
He's not op I am

>>685593893
Sorry I responded to the wrong comment. Idk what rank OP is, and I certainly don't live with 16 other people. I have a house.

>>685593429
KEK, so true. But you never hear the SAS even being deployed begging enemy lines...

>>685592998
Why can't you spell?

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>>685593883
I also prefer magnums

>>685593157
id fuck fuck in my dry asshole if my boots where that dirty

>>685592998
so how useless are the Americans that are with you, my best mate from home joined and said they took over an outpost in Hellman with 52 american with 24 of our lads and still got more done.

>>685593985
Op here lance cpl

>>685593908
Be scared faggot

So you're a fuckin POG

how many years you been in?
and have you been sent to any other countries?

Tighten your belt lizard

>>685594056
Yeh I've made a couple of American friends they don't work as hard as us though lazy shits

>>685592998
What's the best lube for anal sex?

>>685594130
Been in 3 years never been to afghan but been Cyprus, Malta and Falklands

>>685592998

>Black boots
>No twisties
>crowbag belt
>Random shitty bed that you're lying on during the day

Either you're some REME creature or a walt.

Kill yourself.

>>685594032
Oh snap I thought they might be mags. Yours have a zipper down the side?

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>>685594143
Don't hate the game. Fat eurofucks.

>>685594224
No just lace

>>685594202
what were you doing there? patrolling or helping their soldiers or something else?

>>685592998
Sorry about your payscales bro.
love from aus navy.

What's your job in the military?

>>685594267
Gotta get the zipper. They fit like a glove bro.

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>>685594161
We get this shit free my gf seems to like it

>>685593989
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SAS_operations really?

>>685594204
I'd say walt.
Repping the REME here.
I'm a remf, and even I cringe at magnums.

>>685594305
Rad regemeng gunner
Bacicaly hang out the side of a chinook

>>685593883
Magnums are fucking shit
I prefer Lowas

>>685594428
Magnums are great and get the job done

>>685594426
That's pretty cool. I'm a combat engineer in the US Army

>>685594327

>16 guys in one room
>army distribute free lube

Repping the cavalry here.

>in uniform on a Sunday.
>black boots

Reservist or paintballer

>>685594511
not op, I'm an aus navy medic.
do you enjoy it? sounds pretty cool tbh.

>>685594545
Got put on shitty shift hence why I'm on b

>>685594604
It's a great job I couldn't rely ask for better. also good pay

>>685594627

>SSgt
>put on shift

You're a reservist lizard or a walting cadet mong. Choke to death on a dick buffet you crow fuck.

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>>685594254

kek

>>685594487
>no ankle support
>not water proof
>not rugged enough
>heel wears excessively
My opinion anyway, they're only good as a garrison boot or jungle boot

>>685594627
>"Shift"

>>685594732
I'm not a staff Sgt that's someone else I'm a lance cpl in the regulars

>>685594604
It has its moments. When back in garrison we don't do shit but cut grass and pick up trash all over the battalion area. When we actually do some training then it's awesome. Demo ranges where we blow shit up is fun. We primarily use C4 when building our breaching charges. Also, go to the range every few months. Qualified expert on the M4, M240B, M9 and M26

>>685594732
>>685594815
Every heard of orderly sergeant you fucking autists

>>685594865
Op here I actually prefer the m4 to the l85

>>685594525
Sounds like fun ;)

>>685592998
Be honest is there any sex going on in the army ? I'm not talking about masturbation

>>685594949
Yeah I like the M4. I have an ACOG, PEQ15 and an under barrel hand grip on mine

>>685594714
>>685594865

feck. my pay is pretty good, but i'm ashore at the moment so my life is literally telling malingering dipshits to go back to work.
Demo range sounds cool as fuck, I'm with you though, you join to do a job and they stick you in garrison/base/shore and make you do hours of bullshit.

>>685594888
No one in the British Army calls it a 'shift'.
Source: an actual soldier with over 10 years service.

>>685594888
Never heard of a single credibly sergeant that wore magnums or didn't have his own bed/live on the pads.

Whatever rank you are you're a hacking OR and I'm surprised you can even type. Go back to snapchatting the rats girls in the block and enjoy knowing we fucking hate writing your reports and really don't give a shit.

>>685595119
Nothing gay

>>685595174
Officer detected.

>>685592998
why do you suck cock?

>>685595265

In addition why are you sandbags fucking addicted to monster.

>>685595174
I work for a living you overpayed fat cunt

>>685595343
Redbull or Monster Pipeline Punch

>>685595386
doubt it

>>685595386
Biggest lie ever, you do areas then sit in the block eating squares of cathedral cheese waiting until the next fun serial is planned. Then you grudgingly attend something amazing and chamf the whole way through.

>>685595265
>>685595342
>>685595386
>>685595343
>>685595174
>>685595141

I love /b/ I can have cross-Continental military bantz delivered to my computer even on leave.

>>685592998
What's it like knowing that you're part of a terrorist organisation fighting for interests of a salafi jihadist nation?

>>685595485
>leave

Get back on the log.
Bet you haven't put your pass on JPA.

Your T.A ya fucking hat. No even wearing a proper stable belt. Your mum irons your uniform. Scutter

>>685595549
this is mandated leave, you made me take this. Fuck you guys.

>>685595466
Shut your pouge mouth, you lazy lard arsed, pen pushing waste of tax payer money.

are there a lot of barracks rats where you're at?

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>>685592998
do you like my socks?

>>685595699
YOU COMPROMISED THE WHOLE COMPANY.
YOU FOOL, WE CAN WE OBSERVED FROM SPACE NOW.

>>685595777
Trips of truth

>>685595632
Don't were stable belts while working

>>685595777
its ok man i only wear them on training exercises

>>685595485
youre a retard

If the jews attack my country, will you come and rescue us?

>>685595699
Lol nice

>>685595864
Your*

>>685595864
probably outrank you

>jk e3

>>685595902
What country are you from?

>>685595902
Just move to australia they harbour internationally wanted war criminals like adolf hitler. ull fit right in with the other denying delusioned schizophrenics that think they can get away with this stupid retarded shit.

>>685595947
*You're

How do females in the military do? Are they all whores for real?

Do straight dudes do gay stuff when horny?

How do you think things will go for you when whoever the fuck wins the president election?

>>685592998
I'm sure you are the same fat redneck that used to post his photo with bulletproof armor

British military top kek

>halt there Mr taliban or I will draw my butterknife

>>685596035
Women have no use in a combat MOS. From what I've seen and experienced at my two duty stations they're incompetent and complete whores

>>685596129
We no longer get issued butter knives, they're too dangerous apparently.
Now we get issued a plastic spork

>>685596035
Op here
Not all sluts
Not gay
Will not be affected if trump gets in some I'm uk fag

>>685596035
Not op
literally the same as the males in most jobs, but i'd say there's a higher percentage of spastics from females.
Nah. some are, some aren't, just like males. Some are actually getting dicked by a different dude each night. Each to their own i guess.
Never seen that, never even heard about it from weird fractions like submarines.
I don't know.

>>685594327
post nudes of your gf

>>685596196

Awesome! Can also dig little trenches with the spork

>>685595986
New Zealand

>>685595990
>Australia
I don't want a downgrade from where I'm at now, though.

>>685596376
Always help anyone in the commonwealth

>>685596306
This is true, I prefer to get pouges to dig my trenches for me

>>685596376
What the fuck did you just fucken say about me, you little choco? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from Kapooka, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on emus, and I have over 300 confirmed boomerang kills. I am trained in reconnaissance warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Australian Defence Force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucken words, cunt. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the inter-web? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ASIO spies across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, choco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with me bare fists. Not only am I extensively trained in rural combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 2nd Commando Regiment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your blooming arse off the face of the continent, you little shitcunt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” little remark was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you bloody shitcunt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucked, cunt.

>>685592998


Faggot.

I bet you're not even airborne.


Milatery? Can't even spell. Are you one of those pussies that try 18x then get stuck on 11b?

>>685596449
Thanks, bruv

>>685596520
11B ain't shit. Bunch of fuckin retards

>>685596449
Even though they tried to change their flag? Traitors

>>685595047
Die you perverted fuck
Being gay is a mantal illness

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>>685592998
STAB Detected ..

>>685593389
ON THE SAME PAGE AS INFANTRY AND ROYAL MARINES AY LOLOLOLOLOL

>battle of bastion
>shot own armour

>>685596469

Pussies who are afraid to do a little work with their own plastic sporks should not even be in the military.

>>685597148
Not funny, he's SASASAS

>>685597252
You don't understand mate, when you've got the tools, you use them. That's what plant ops are for.

Besides, trenches are so last century. It's all shell scrapes and OHPs now

>>685597368
yeah every onlines squaddie faggot is ....

>>685593145
>wat

>>685597541
Up for a game of battlefield 1 m8?

how much of your wages have you spent at Cadet Direct since you joined because issued kit is so crap

>>685592998
Hows the SA 80? Is the plastic furniture really shit or not? Genuinely wondering if I should be jelly of it or not

>>685592998
kill us a muzzie anon

>>685592998
>Milatery
I see why you're in the military, bud. You basically have no other means of acquiring gainful employment unless you offer yourself out as a meat made of shield.

>>685593708
holy shit he is so cool

>>685598131
*your

>>685598283
>thinking I am gonna fall for that bait
You must think I was born yesterday, bud.

>>685598346
You took the other bait so it was worth a shot

>>685598131
Your*

>>685597819
I ain't giving out my psn over 4chan nigga

>>685592998

Get your boots off your pit you fucking crowbag cunt and your RSM needs to get a grip of your boots, they're shite quality and black. They should be brown.

Fucking screamer, get off 4Chan no one gives a fuck you're in the military, there's enough of us on here.

>>685598697
Post of teh bread
top kek

>>685598697
Yes staff, sorry staff.

>>685598697
Admin warriors unite!

>>685593989
We are, we are just covert about it and don't start chanting 'MURICA! 'MURICA! Everytime we do any task.

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>>685599142
>we are
Fucktard detected

Poster on a Sunday? Why u in kit? Either your a cadet, Walt or a reserve. Why the fuck are your trousers tucked in to you shit boots? The fuck it's going on with your brand new never before washed trousers? Black boots? And who's bed is that? Cos that's not military.
And if your doing duties on a Sunday you must be a massive cunt.
Well done you've made yourself look like a huge prick.
And in 3 years you have been to 3 places? Bullshit what reg are you supposedly in?
CUNT

>>685599842
Regt. of eat my ass out faggot

>>685596956
Feels good tho.