Tell him your situation and hope he doesn't kick the shit out of you.

Just drive to a different block. What city are you in

>>685582171
Rob him dipfuck.
If hes gonna come for his money hes gonna beat the fuck out of you or fuck with you/your family or your things until you pay him. Fucking attack that nigga as soon as you see him with some blunt object, take his shit, cleanout his car if u can, that nig nog aint gonna call the cops, tell him if he fucks with you again you will kill him to end the problem. Been in your situation before OP.

>>685582354
It's a weed dealer. Nobody getting in a fight over an ounce

Sounds like you're doing fine so far. Get a job ASAP. Sleep in car and bathe in truck stop showers til then. Your priorities are great so far. Blow jobs first!

>>685582515
Where the fuck do you live?
People get robbed over $50.

>>685582515
And where the fuck does an ounce cost $400?

You sound like a huge nigger.

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> forgot to noko
> hes 35 minutes away
> no weapons
> scared of getting arrested 4 being indigent
> hes gonna kick my fucking ass
> he knows my vehicle
> lot more than ounce inb4 not whole story
> still limp
> an oz cost $400 in alabama
> less than quarter of tank gas

>>685582725
>>685582770

I'm near Oakland, ca

Ounce at a pot club costs around that. I don't do street weed anymore. I prefer quality

> actually caucasian
> had good job
> customer complaint bla bla bla ur fired
> hes 25 away
> out of decent see images

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>>685582852

Atleast you had a BJ before you get killed

>>685583049
Dude just book it. Drive for a half hour in any direction and go sleep it off

>>685582354
hes gonna...hes gang member
>>685582471
north bama
>>685582504
i weigh like 135 bro
>>685582515
i owe him bigtime regardless of price
>>685582640
thanks morale is suicide lvl low
>>685582840
not nigger
>>685583077
was decent no teeth kinda shit
>>685583252
nope hes bound to be here any minute hell kill me for sure if i run

>>685582852
Alabama fag here. What town you in ?

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> fucking miss black ops 3 and world of tanks right now
> wish i had bud food and ciggs
> its 3:30am no cellphone
> donna get fucked up real soon
> inb4 stressin

>>685583585
avoid situation say the cops are probably tailyng you

>>685583585
Just drive man. That or call the police tell them you're feeling suicidal and let them take you in for a 5150

>>685583844
location was vague for a reason

Heil Hitler.

Fuck the jew world order.

>>685584055
Heil Hitler!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCkc8t9sho

>>685584055
dubs speaks the truth

too bad it wasnt 88 dubs

>>685584030
yeah do this faggot shit, anyone would be pissed if they tell them they are gonna pay him and come out with nothing.
or call it off

>>685584110
damn that is fucking long.

> my ass is gonna deal with it head on
> gonna probably die @ 21
> yes location was vauge for a reason
>>685583960
hes on his way if i run hes gonna def kill me
>>685584030
i have clean record
>>685584045
correct

>>685584110

RIP Hitler, saviour of humanity

>>685584321
5150 pickups don't stay on a record, it's just a72 hour hold

>>685584055
> gonna die thinking about hitler double dubs thanks /b/

>>685584155

Watch the 10 first minutes.

>>685584449
> wat bout my car and being indigent

>>685584321
nigger you`re probably on meth or crack.
just call the cops say you think you had some to much to drink because you probably have, and you get on the drunk tank.
sober up don`t be so fucking stupid you paranoid fuck

What a Jew steals from a ‘goy’ he may keep.”

welp...
> doesnt matter hes here with friends
> gonna post asap spread this thread if i dont die op will deliver fucking promise on the goddamn flying spagettimonster and hitlers dubs

“All children of the ‘goyim’ (Gentiles) are animals.” (Yebamoth 98a)

“Even the best of the ‘goyim’ should all be killed.” (Soferim 15)

>>685582171
If he's alone and your out of options just kill him I mean might as well unless he's part of a gang because in that case they'll probably order a hit out on you my advice would be go to an area far away from your dealers usual deliverys or wherever he deals drugs blend in with the local homeless population and lay low for a while I would honestly say a year to be safe and try and make a come back get a job that sort of thing get on warfare if you need it but if you want to preserve your life this is definitely an option if you rat on him he's gonna come back years later

>>685582171
Call a discount cab :-}

>>685584110

For the LORD your God will bless you as he has promised, and you will lend to many nations but will borrow from none. You will rule over many nations but none will rule over you.

- Deuteronomy 15:6

Sanhedrin 59a

To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.

what's funny is in Australia an ounce of DANK AS FUCK BUDS, danker than your shit dispensary weed, is only like $250 AUD TOPS.

google how much stronger aus dope is than ur amerikiff.

Libbre David 37

A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them.

>>685582171
an hero
faggot

Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 156

If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth.

Kill the Goyim by any means possible.

Choshen Ha'mishpat 425:50

>>685585269
No one cares

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This thread is so full of fuckery I can't even
>OP is an angsty teen playing out an angsty event that never happened
For fucks sake, son. Go to bed.

> op is alive
> holyfuckthatwasintense
> he just left with his friends
> still stranded

>>685582171
You failed and now you die

>>685585775
> wish had camera to prove ur autistic ass wrong

>>685585853
Laptop?

"Every Jew, who spills the blood of the godless (non-Jews), is doing the same as making a sacrifice to God." Talmud: Bammidber raba c 21 & Jalkut 772

>>685585884
> tape oveer webcam cuz fuck nsa

>>685585833
A real holocaust is coming, you fucking kyke scum.

>>685585962
But then how do you prove his ass wrong if you won't use your camera OP?

>>685585884
> how does one prove without photo?
> goddamnit /b/ i just had a fucking gun pointed in my face
> he took my 90$
> still in deep shit.
> got 4 days to get 310$
> they had fucking baseball bats and from the way he acted
> they were expecting me to fight back
> inb4 weak beta

>>685586223
> my fucking point of coming to /b/ was to be anon who needed help... fucking autism

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>>685585269

>>685582171
>> just spent 40 on A+ blowjob in car
40$ for a toothless blowjob!?!
shitty country...
go to Thailand or Mexico next time for a hooker

>>685586507
> only got a quarter tank otherwise i would

>>685584455
shit why has this not been checked
get a grip /b/

>>685586605
> holyfuckingshit
> wat does op have to deliver to get you to help/believe me

>>685586787
Well timestamp your beaten up face later

>>685586986
> fucker took my money and told me i have 4 days to pay up faggot not dead and working on getting photo cant figure out how to take photo with webcam goddamn 4 chan

>>685582171
> just spent 40 on A+ blowjob in car

Why the fuck would you do that in your situation?

>>685587254
webcamtoy.com

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op fucking delivers faggots now fucking help me!

>>685587302
> just sold xbox 1 and all games for shit price needed morale boost...was hoping for bud too
>>685587411
> used windows camera

>>685586279
Can I ask you one thing: Gas in america is pretty cheap, right? Since you don't have a job or a home anyways, why didn't you just drive as far as you could with those 90$, I'm pretty sure that guy wouldn't have come after you, especially since there's no way he'd be able to figure out where you've gone.

Seriously why didn't you do that? And why did you spend 40$ of that little money you had on a blow job, what the fuck dude.

>>685587858
> ya gas is 1.99
> dealer took mah 90
> ur probably right but i have been taught to face them now or they fester into something completely worse
> that chick sucks good dick 40 feels cheap in comparison to how limp mah dick is

Sell car and anything else you can sell. Then find a job doing literally anything

>>685588292
> got mah clothes half tank of gas thats wat i got
> cant piss clean
> gonna stay on this thread and answer questions for as long as this thread is alive

>>685588487
Siphon gas out of other cars

>>685588487
sell your ass Boy...

>>685588487
You better get yo' ass up and go to the nearest McDonald's and find a fucking job. Stop posting u dumbass. You need to act right now. Go and make some money and continue to live. If u get a job ask for ~200 bucks and pay the dealer. Stop wasting time , you waste your life. Go out and do something to get you going. After u got a job come back on /b/ and post . Good fucking luck anon.

>>685588724
> dont cars have fuking screens or some shit to prevent you from doing that

>>685588487
Why you get kicked out of the house?

>>685588061
Wow, just on a side note, if that's 1.99 per gallon, that's literally a third of what the price is where I live, and I thought gas was cheap right now!

Anyways, what I would do if I was you:

1. Loan the 310$ from somewhere, anywhere where you'd have more time to pay it back
2. Find ANY job ASAP, no matter how shitty. Either ask friends or any contacts you have or if that's not an option literally go around asking for a job, a farm is probably a good place to start too.
3. Keep the car and live out of it for the while being
4. Live as frugally as possible, save every penny you get, no more weed and blowjobs, until you have enough money to get you out of this mess.

>>685588773
> im not doing that
>>685588808
> most respectable answer yet
> mcd is out of question cuz i will fail drug test
> im gonna post til this thread dies
> ive acted enought for today
> fuck that im posting til this thread dies

>>685587603
Here's a suggestion, try sucking dick for money. Work out of your car, I'm sure you'll have plenty of customers. Nice little white boy like you. I'll turn your ass into a basketball hoop.

>>685589100
But seriously, getting any kind of loan should be your highest priority right now. Something like 400 or 500$ to pay off the dealer so he doesn't come beat you to death, plus extra money which you can use for gas and food until you found some job, which hopefully shouldn't take long if you're persistent.

>>685588860
> had seasonal job
> got fired for customer complaint
> busted holy ass putting in applications for 2 solid weeks ... fucking nothing
> proceed to get kicked out
>>685588885
> im 21 with no credit history
> gonna do that within next 24/48hrs
> i intend to
> i dont do this shit normally just stress was so unbearable had to find a release

Why does /b/ give a single fuck? Hes a useless piece of shit. Loses his job, loses his home, sells one of his only possessions and knowing he has a gang member coming after him. Spends a third of it on a fucking blowjob. The cunt needs a good kick in the head. Fuck em

>>685582975 mang you a scrub if you go to the clubs, I get the top shelf in oakland, that would be about a 500 dollar ounce, for 180 an oz

OP what's your Paypal i'll drop you $500

>>685589228
> nice trigger u got thar
>>685589371
> no credit history but loan sounds like good idea
>>685589422
> what your missing is i fought tooth and nail against all this happening
> my other possessions are @ house got kicked out of if i go back i get arrested for tresspassing
> this cunt just stood up to a guy 3x his size + his baseballbat wielding friends to tell him he cant pay him back
> atleast this cunt has balls to speak the truth even if my voice shakes

>>685589854
> no way thats legit

>>685589854
OP try it,u have nothing to lose

>>685589950
Just trying to help a poor fag out, been in that scenario b4

>2014
>getting evicted 2 months before i was supposed to leave
>less than $100 in cash
>tried to get arrested

>>685590278
> i have paypal. but my name is connected to it.
> never recieved money on paypal dont know wat to do

>>685590460
my currency is not USD btw
>(GPB)

>>685590699
> fuck it what do you need to complete the transfer

> op here feeling alone.
> if ur in this thread plz contribute somthing to the conversation

>go rob some place
>get money
A:
>pay weed bloke
B:
>buy gun, shoot weed bloke

>>685590997
> this is as real as it gets its past the time of gta5 for me

> fuck dealers back brb

You can do what I did, OP.

>get credit card
>0% interest for one year
>buy some shit
>sell some shit
>cash advances
>feels good bro
>get another credit card
>0% interest for one year
>buy some more shit
>sell some more shit
>some more cash advances
>start transferring balances so you never get hit with back-interest at the end of each year
>final act...
>$40,000 ?! I can't afford this!
>bankruptcy.gif

I'm still not quite sure how I even made all that work, but it worked

Op, been broke before. Sold drugs before. My life is better now. I don't have a problem slipping you $30.

Post your PayPal and get your life together.

> wasnt the fucking dealer
> sorry /b/
> heres my paypal email
> [email protected]

>>685591496
> tat sounds fucking intense.
> bankrupsy *shudder*

Here's an idea, OP...

People love eating microwaveable popcorn, right? But they hate all those unpopped popcorn kernels that get mixed together with all the delicious popcorn.

Go buy pasta strainers from Wal Mart for $1.99 and drill the holes a little bigger to the size of a popcorn kernel.

Sell them as popcorn strainers for $8.99 outside carnivals. You'll be rich.

>>685592143
> i want to believe

>>685592106
It's not that bad. It's been 4 years since I declared bankruptcy and my credit score is already back in the "normal/average" range.

>>685592269
> 21 w/ no credit history
> btw i posted paypal email

> op here has everyone abandoned thread?

>>685589100
mcd drug testing? For real?

>>685592826
> i.... dont... honestly know

>>685592907
Nah, pretty sure they can't afford that. Also if they did random drug testing they wouldn't be able to keep a crew.

Op you dead yet?

>>685592907
Well if you don't know for sure, just try applying there.

Seriously, in your situation, you got nothing to lose, so just do as much as you can, try as much as you to get some kind of job.

>>685592957
> will investigate
>>685593005
> no but if i dont have my dealers money (310) 4 days from now im probably dead

Your parents caught you selling weed and threw you out OP?

>>685592380
Honestly I don't really know how the credit rating system works since I don't live in America, but surely there must be SOME place or some person that you know that will give you a loan, even if it has the shittiest conditions.

I'd say any condition is better than having to repay in 4 days or else getting your ass beat or killed.

>>685593040
> have quarter tank of gas and no$
> >>685593144
> no. smoked bud under radar and had decent job dealer fronted me very large amount and while i had a job was making payments on time
> parents kicked me out due to "financial strangulation"
> i still dont understand why they did because they saw me get up evey day after i git fired and look for a job.
> i tried so hard. so very very hard

>>685592001
>>685591817
Sorry op, don't use PayPal often.no account info set up. Takes a couple days to do so. Perhaps something else?

>>685593101
Why don't you reach out to your parents again? Maybe borrow the 310 from them

>>685593223
> no cellphone
> they havent been on any of the messenger services we use often to communicate
> tried to call one of them with the hookers phone... but no response straight to voicemail

>>685593412
see >>685593376

>>685593385
> thats all i got bro thanks.

>>685593376
sounds like your parents are assholes who didn't fully consider what parenting might entail. just churn em out in this shit economy overflowing with niggers, sounds great. fucking gen xers.

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Does this make sense to anyone wtf

>>685593675
just accept the ban, man. it's the best way.

>>685593591
The situation has worsened for you. "Financial strangulation" and kicking you out it different from being in immediate danger and needing some help

Where do you live op? Sign holding jobs on the sidewalk usually pay weekly and 1.5 minimum wage

>>685593612
> i had to beg for the use of the car
> they said under no circumstances was i allowed to come back
> even if i had a job
> even if i tried to apologise
> i will get arrested for tresspassing no questions asked
> ive worked since 16 just to keep my head above water with them
> well. not parents. father died in 2009
> mother has no qualms about me dying in the street
> quote her "your a good kid who has tried hard but your out permantly period no exceptions you have the car im dropping the insurance on it u come back to this house EVER you WILL go to jail"

>>685594051
> north alabama

Invest in a cheap wally world pump 20 gauge and blow out your dealer's kneecaps from a window as he approaches your chosen stronghold. Or hide in jail where there's shelter and three meals.

OR tell the police the entire story, get your dealer's name and info on record and next time he's on his way to meet you, call for police backup. They'll hold him and his goonies for at least a few days, gving you enough time to beg for gas(using whatever sob story you choose) at a local gas station until you're full. Then leave the state. Beg for change/gas through a couple of states after researching which one costs the least to live in and post up there until you have the weed out of your system. Your life depends on the kindness of others at this point. Beg for gas, beg for food. Stop paying for goddamn blowjobs you stupid child.

>>685594239
Craigslist. Jobs or gigs

>>685594278
> the $ to purchase said firearm would be used to pay dealer
> i want to keep my record clean
> stop paying for goddamn blowjobs you stupid child
> ill give you that one
> but imagine if i make it through this what kind of story i will be able to tell to my eventual grandkids

>>685594580
> been doing that off and on since thread began emailed every retail/entry lvl position
> got phone numbers wrote down too

where'd you find the hooker, OP?

> currently rolling tobacco out of ciggarete butts to put in a old blunt wrap i had in the car would kill for nicotine

>>685594789
> was on the corner of the place i sold the xbox1 to

>>685594695
You can find lodging for free or at least until you can get paid. Don't sell car. Find trash on streets; treasure. Sell treasure. What is in trunk? How many body can fit in trunk

>>685594900
oh shit you had to pawn it or something? sucks

was she black? can you describe her? $40 is pretty cheap, you do have a good eye for value :^)

in my city it's 60 for a bj and 80-100 for sex from a street girl

you banged many streetwalkers?

>>685582171
Ye being nigger is hard

>>685594921
> affirmative shelter is my car for now if i dont run into cop who takes me to jail for being indegent
> its a old 2001 yukon... so alot

>>685595007
> first one ever but learned from other anons to keep a watch on my wallet
> white
> mid 30,s pratically doing a meth dance the entire time she be sucking my dick
> once again my first " streetrwalker"

>>685591817
>>685592001
>enjoy the next $30 blowjob, op

> op here til thread dies

>>685595653
> shit. im going fucking clean off everyhting that will get me in jail until i get back on my feet
> paypal account bal. zero

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>>685582171
Check out my shoulder bump bruh

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>>685595821
That was before and after I popped that asshole.
Stretch marks turning light skinned again and the redness is dissapearing kek

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> just rolled a bunch of ciggarette butts into a old blunt wrap

>>685595821
> thanks for contra bootin ur friend op

Op you up a creek right now, stay smart and think hard you may just get out of this. Would help if i could. For now, just drive to walmart parking lot and chill. Apply for a job at different places, call up a friend. Get away from that town, hell go to a military recruitment center and join navy, airforce or coast guard. You have options. Op you will make it through this, just keep moving

>>685596179
> stay smart and think hard you may just get out of this
> that shit so deep almost made me cry
> just stay on the thread thats all i ask
> if i go to walmart thats out of my quarter tank of gas range plus if the wrong cop decides to get me for being indigent imma be in jail... as a previous /b/ tard said ill have a ass hole like a basketball hoop
> im determined to stay in this town and pay this dealer
> wtf would i say to a recruiter...
> hi my name is anon i owe a drugdealer money get me the fuck out of here...
> im exploring the fuck out of my options at the moment
> Op you will make it through this, just keep moving
> thanks anon well appreciated

OP why exactly did you get kicked out? You haven't really explained this.

>>685596915
see >>685593376
and >>685594112

>>685582504
>>685583585
are you fucking stupid?
take a fucking knife, and stab the fucker rigth in the throat.

This is a time to lean on your friends, OP. Other than that, military is an option, but I dunno how fast they can take you. You might have to stay at a homeless shelter till then.

>>685596885
>end it

>>685597014
c'mon, financial strangulation? well, maybe so, but still nobody wants to seee a kid they raised for 20 years die over a $300 debt.

Maybe tell your mom you're joining the military and just need a place to stay till they can let you in? and oh can I borrow $300 till my pay comes through?

now you have nothing to lose, you are really free, do whatever the fuck you want. first of all, kill that motherfucker, the dealer, and shit in his corpse.
then run, go to las vegas or something.

>>685582852
Scared of getting arrested when you have literally nothing going for you .... atleast you'd get 3 meals a day

>>685597029
see >>685589885
> i got 4 days to pay him 310$

>>685597084
> leaning on my friends will burn bridges but keep me off the street imma get ahold of and rape some cellular device in the near future
> no homeless shelters in my area of influence

>>685596885
Ill stay on thread. If you decide to go the military route just explain that you got kicked out and dont have many other choices. It looks good on a resume and it will provide you with food shelter and pay while your in. It would be a while before you go to basic but at least you would have a plan. As a last ditch effort, you said you lived in Alabama right? Unless im remembering this wrong, anyway depending on how urban your area is go try to get a job on a farm. If you get one it will be hard work but honest pay. You just gotta hang in there bro. Somewhere has to be hiring

>>685597529
sucks OP. Man I wish I had some better advice for you but you're in a pickle. You're out of options other than leaning on friends/family/acquaintences anybody.

wait, you don't have a fucking phone with you?!? Is that what you mean by rape a cell phone, you'll call up people?

I mean, you're not gonna die, but I don't want to see you go to jail.

Hang in there, /b/ro, you *will* get through this. That I can promise you.

>>685597180
> i dont understand what you mean by end it if you mean kill myself. then no

>>685597255
see >>685594112

>>685597270
> and shit in his corpse
> lol i actually respect and thank that motherfucker for not letting his friends beat me to death with baseball bats
>>685597277
> i dont care how bad the situation is I WILL FIGHT TO KEEP A CLEAN RECORD

>>685597529
>>685597029
cmon man, if you arent capable of fucking kill another human being (not the will, but the capability) you are like fucking evolution trash. surprise him, even a smal blade, like a scissors of even a can, you hide it like an ace in the hole, go say hi whit a hug and fucking stick it so deep that this motherfucker will howl and roar of pain.

>>685597270
>>685597946
why are you grateful? he its gonna put his shoe in your duodenum. KILL THE NIGGA, BE FREE.

>>685597573
> thanks anon
> affirmative. alabama.
> i plan to hang in there until my firery demise

>>685597830
> thats correct only my car my clothes and my laptop
> yes rape phone = call craigslist hirings friends aquaintences
> I mean, you're not gonna die, but I don't want to see you go to jail.

Hang in there, /b/ro, you *will* get through this. That I can promise you.

> thanks anon

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>>685598034
> pic related

>>685598162
> i got 4 days to get 310 to him
> plus he held off his friends from beating me to death

drive the car into a wall get out and ran away

>>685598500
>>685598162
nice dubs.
but why you want to continue the tragedy. whit 310 you can get out of your city, buy more weed and some cocain. be free bro.

>>685598677
> driving 2001 yukon
> only thing keeping me out of elements right now
> u want me to crash it into a wall?
> well atleast its paid off and has liability not full coverage

>>685598871
hide it

>has a pic of "like i give a fuck"
>obviously does
Just kill yourself or try to find a job. No shit you would end up homeless when you spend your money on bullshit. Most homeless people have it comimg.

>>685598736
> when a man tells another man hes gonna pay him back the money he rightfully owes him
> never done coke
> i feel free.
> but i also feel the insurmountable weight of despair more than i feel free
> like a cruise ship just about to capsize on top of me

You deserved it you dumb pot smoking retard. I hope they find your body a week later.

Hey OP, trade the car in for a shittier car pocket cash and run away from that town move to CO. WA. OR. or AK where we don't care about testing for weed. Fresh start and you don't need to pay back a drug dealer.

Yukon is worth 5k, sell it for $4200 - $4500.
Sell that yukon, buy a honda or toyota for transportation.
Youll have close to $3000 left.

OR

Buy a bike and camping equipment, such as a sleeping bag and knife for protection. Youll have $4000+ left.

What I would do.
Sell yukon, pay dealer, buy a bike, rent cheapest hotel possible under 50 close to 40 per full day and use motel wifi to look for jobs on the laptop.

Knowing you though, if you sold your yukon you would be irresponsible and blow that money on useless shit.

Goodluck.

>>685598937
> im hidden in the backwoods
>>685599075
> kill self or find job
> working on it
> gotta find a phone first
> b4 i lost my job i had every penny accounted for on my budget
> dave ramsey is a smart motherfucker
> most homeless people like me fought tooth and nail to stay out of this position
> most homeless people have it coming
> fucking conservative asshole

>>685599195
> dumb pot smoking retard
> true
> atleast it will be a pretty corpse

>>685599250
> that sounds appealing as fuck believe me
> but shittier car just means more inherent problems i cant hope to fix

>>685599349
> cheapest hotel is 55 a night (online price)
> Knowing you though, if you sold your yukon you would be irresponsible and blow that money on useless shit
> no. no. no.
> before this bullshit i had a budget that god himself would be envious of
> thanks for the goodluck anon

>things that never happened by a retard who can't greentext

You're all fucking 12

> op here just to say again.
> im here constantly updating until the thread dies

>>685600352
> op provided photo proof of shitty existence in car
> lrn to fully understand the situation before you are so quick to judge faggot

>>685600352
> i understand your skepticism
> but i have been in this car since 3 this morning it is now 7am
> any reasonable person would have stopped by now but i am dead set on staying with this thread til it dies
> technically ive been living out of this car for just over 40 hours

> op here.still updating like the weak beta i am

> anybody here?
> besides me the op

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Sorry op

>>685602469
I'm here till 404 or something else happens.

>>685602772
> your awesome- op

> im here as op until this motherfucker crashes into flames

> kinda like the way moot has done 4 chan

OP i will be broke as fuck too, smoking all the time and not giving a flying fuck about the finance cause i think about my past all the time and think "i dont deserve this life"

welll i cant help you, to broken

>>685602891
> thanks anon you are a true noble
>>685603296
> my friends always ask me why i always say "im doing better than i deserve"
> dont worry bout it anon
> You're separate from others not just "a little different" And your mind has come up with an explanation which says "because of this difference, I am not good enough to be loved or enjoy life"
> i too know them feels bro

> TIL the definition of "an hero"
> to commit suicide regardless of how stupid the reason is or not
> honestly didnt expect that
> been on 4chan for 3+- years didnt know the fucking definition of an hero... jesus 4chan

if you are OP, i wish you good luck man.


yeah i dont believe in nothing anymore, pure nihilism just waiting till this existence ends

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>>685604196
lookin like the thread is almostdead

> yep. feels that way- op

>>685604451
do me a favor OP?

>>685604346
> nihilism
> gonna use that word more often

>>685604531
> yeah dude for sure

>>685604622
if you survive that is, come back everyday, maybe i might catch your thread. hang in there bro

>>685604451
Join a different gang and start a gang war

>>685604777
motgherfucking trips
yvewofiubasdkhagsgiufhoewuhfpWUFIHWPOIRGHSORIGU[AOIFGH[WOIUGHPIUYFoiau
i intend to.- op

>>685604806
> like a 135lb 21 yearold white dude can start up a gang big enough to overthrow the existing gang...
> sounds just as probable as sanders making the nomination
> (who i voted for)
> $hilllary won alabama tho :(

to be honest. how well do you think i as op handeled the situation like */10
i would be proud of the simple fact i made a decent thread and attracted enough attention to my situation that another person might see where i am and that might get that persons head thinking " this couyld totally happen to me"

if i dont do something right now to prevent this from happening
if one person wakes up from there unaware slumber to realize you can play all your cards right work your ass of and still end up in my situation

not because you did something wrong but thats life

>>685582770
This guy has no idea what he's talking about

gonna totally ball my eyes out and try to sleep in this 110degree car hoping i dont wake up
but ofcourse i will
then. the real work begins

>>685582975
Just cuz it's from a club doesn't mean it's quality. I've had street weed that's better than some dispensary stuff I've had

>>685605730
> agreed lol

>>685605793
> agreed lol

>>685605752
> ill do this when the thread dies

Stop whining and end it

I have a great Idea murder the drug dealers then join the french foreign legion

>>685606949
> no i will not commit suicide

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> just got back from walking to gas station
> walk in
> shitsplain everything
> get given monster
> pack of cigarettes and
> 200ml bottle of fireball whiskey
> feeling motherfucking grateful

>>685607488
> if only i could afford the airfare to fraance

>>685582171
>has $130 to name
>spend $40 on a blowjob
you're a fucking retard.

>>685583585
Morale is low? You need to be told shit like that, seems like you haven't your life. Every once in a while you need a kick up your ass. Ask to stay at a friends or relatives so you can having a billing address, pay them double rent upon first paycheck. Slowly earn enough to get your shitty life back on track and rent out a place. you obviously got yourself into this mess, time to man the fuck up and get yourself out you whiney bitch. it's fucking people like you. Quit the drugs they won't help, at all, no matter what way you look at is.
>but mah stress relief
do some fucking pressups or go for a run, get in shape.
Mug people, rob houses if you have to.

Fucking dumbass.

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>>685584110
thanks obama

>>685608653
> i know now it was a retarded move but i did it on impulse
you obviously got yourself into this mess, time to man the fuck up and get yourself out you whiney bitch. it's fucking people like you. Quit the drugs they won't help, at all, no matter what way you look at is.
> yes i did get myself into this mess but i have tried my damndest to prevent it.
> ya i smoked pot on the dl like most other ppl
> but it was money left over at the end of the month after everything on my budget had been taken care of
> im not trying to play the victim here. i know my faults because they now look glaringly obvious sitting here looking at them on a mssg board
do some fucking pressups or go for a run, get in shape.
> thats part of my daily routine
Mug people, rob houses if you have to.
> not a nig nog
Fucking dumbass.
> should of said fucking dumbass why didnt you see this coming
> and my answer would be yes i did see it coming

>OP looks like a Mortal Kombat character and could make a profession out of that.
>Also has a laptop with amazing battery life.

Go to a library or something, get stuff worked out for yourself. Why don't you sell the stuff you've gotten for some pocket change. At least the cigs if you take a row out or something. It'll do you much better than to just smoke and drink this away. You've made some pretty dumb decisions, but you've got this.

>>685594112
Sounds like she just got tired of your faggotry. Could just be a shitty parent too

isnt there anything in your car thats useful like a wrench to rob people with

>>685610130
> i knew someone would comment on battery life
> i have a 12volt laptop charger that fits into my ciggarette lighter mount in the cars dash
> library. not a bad idea
> sell ciggs. also a idea i did not think of.
> thanks anon
> the fireball will last me forever
> not the drinking type
> havent drank since.... fuck way before my 21st
> aggreed dumb decisions were made

how do you have internet just wondering

>>685610320
He should threaten to run them over if they dont give him money

>>685582171
Sounds like you're losing your car, your money, and your laptop.

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>>685582171
First priority is to get a blowjob. You're on the right track. Just keep your cock happy and you'll pull through.

>>685610315
> faggotry of not being in house all day out looking for jobs like a crack head..
> ive been working since 16 i like to consider myself a busybody
also see >>685593376
and >>685594112

>>685610320
> lol i could probably take a windsield wiper off and try to threaten someone with it
> just checked toolkit cuz boredom... just a jack with a builtin handle
>>685610716
> in due time probably

>>685610535
Was the bj worth it?

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>>685610535
Someone had to.
Get food, like that should be a main priority too. Think sensibly.
Shit, if you're not the drinking type, that Fireball would do you way better to sell than the cigs, but both would be perfect.

>>685610863
> this comment is as impulsive as my blowjob purchase

>>685610889
how do you feel about murder op, or at least hurting someone

>>685584522
So many dubs in here

>>685610933
> meth head early 30s
> no teeth
> protect the wallet
> swallowed my load
> i paid her
> she left

>>685610889
Seconding this: >>685610542

>>685611055
Even more dubs. kek

>>685610542
> sorry didnt see you
> i have a verizon card in my express card slot
> got 5 gigs

>>685584055
>>685584155
>>685584522
>>685611055
>>685611122
Savage

>>685610956
> i have food in mah belly
> fucking survivalist mindset over here eating local fauna and flora like goddamn les stroud

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>>685610889
Nah man I just read your bs lame ass thread. Covering up your webcam because nsa but you're posting on 4chan? That's some lame ass bait. If you owed him that much money he would have taken all of your shit and left you on the side of the road, because he knows you wouldn't find the money. Also if you're buying weed from someone like that in fucking alabama you're doing something wrong. Get a better story man. I can make a better one up for you right now.
>this is bait
>feel free to pretend with me anyways

>>685611017
> never gonna murder
> life in prison NOPE

>>685611388
Mother fucking check em

>>685611388
dubs said it, time to pack up and leave thread

>>685594615
That's a shit story for your grand kids.

>>685611533
Confirmed again

>>685611188
Pretend you're a jew and go to germoney for compensation money

>>685611388
> stfu. im posing pics now faggot
> i paid that man every cent i owed him when i owed it to him on time every time
> i wish it was a better story... but hey... thats your opinion and ur entitled to it
> these are not major plot holes.
> u ask the questions ive got nothing to lose so continue

>>685608666
Checkd

>>685611770
>I use green text
>means im right
>stfu but ask questions
>stfu
>ask questions
>pick one

>>685611684
> wish i could afford the airfare and speak german
> im here til this motherfucker 404s keep em comin /b/ros

>>685605119
>voted for Sanders
Why tf doesn't this surprise me? Oh right, I forgot that OP is a huge faggot. Your mom kicking you out is starting to make way more sense, the more you've poster

>>685611912
> yea he triggered me good
> the stfu was too much
> right in the jimmies lol

>>685611919
No one here is your bro you sad autistic man. Post your fucking pictures with a time stamp or troll someone else.

>>685611551
> agreed

>>685612049
okay will timestamp next photo

>>685611770
>these are not major plotholes
>not major plotholes
>plotholes

>>685610889
Your story just doesn't make any sense to me. If you're such a hard worker and so good with your money, why would she be so quick to kick you out unless there is other contributing factors?

>>685592001
Reported to PayPal for drugs

no welfare in the states? lol move to australia and get paid $1200+ a month to sit on your ass and play video games all day

>>685612156
I won't hold my breath.
>because I'd fucking die