Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
2D>3D edition
>>685575010
Hmm.. ex stuff, don't really want to drag that shit here
>>685575046
Good... good.. *rubs hands*
>>685575282
I had recently done my 9th rewatch
>Dat gif
Very impressive, saved
>>685575369
Can't kill what dosent have a life
I might sleep now.
Goodnight just in case.
Milinda claim
>>685575754
claiming military waifus
>>685575868
Good night.
See you in 30, probably.
>>685575868
Goodnight Booby Brother.
>>685575846
Alright
Just move on with life~
>>685575846
It's grape flavored
>>685575868
Sleep tight man.
>>685575119
Oh boy.
>>685575226
Kek, thanks princess.
>>685575236
>Big
>;^)
Haha, no problem m8.
>>685575461
Yeah that's true, gotta examine everything I save now kek.
>Best idol claimed
>claiming yume
>>685573278
yeah I don't they ever hit 20 but still haha
>isn't that normal?
i mean...maybe, I usually gotta give it like, 3 min between discharges
>>685573303
good
>>685573342
Not sure why my pic isn't working, but top is a 1880's winchester, mid is a springfield from civil war era, don't know the year
bottom is a M1a1 carbine. The other guns i have are just some .22, not really special
>>685573460
u wish, my knucks are stone
>>685573660
AAHHHHEEHHHAHAHA
>>685573949
>tfw you can't be jonah
why live?
>>685574429
OOOHHHHH SAVED
>>685575886
Tattoo looks like a semi-cartoonish fish skeleton
>can't unsee
Sinon claim
>>685575754
Hello there!
>sleep is overrated
>>685576020
Second stage; anger.
>>685576201
Welcome back!
Sleep is for the weak indeed~
>>685576031
Good luck~
>>685576224
I have now gone in the final stage: acceptance
>>685576020
I try man.. just 7 years with someone just love to haunt me with memories no matter how hard I try to forget
>>685576031
Damnit.. I'm not a nigger
>>685576100
And my skull is steel
Check mate
>>685576201
Hello sinon
clmd
>>685576100
>M1a1 carbine
>Winchester Model 1886
>springfield 1863
shit nigga fix the thing so i can see.
>>685576100
i know right might as well kms
>>685576100
your welcome. i found a few good kokos just now while looking for operator girls.
>>685576378
Thanks! Did you have a good time ?
>I'm not weak ._.
>>685575868
Goodnight, Galko.
Sleep well.
>>685576190
This night isn't shaping up to be a good one.
How's everyone elses night going?
>>685576031
Your welcome my Idol <3
>>685576100
kek
>>685576190
Meh, kinda. I dont think so.
>>685576201
Hey! Your back!
>>685576804
Same as always, just trying to keep my mind occupied.
>>685576410
You'll get there eventually
I trust ya!
>>685576700
Yeah, listening to some music right now~
>I'm not weak ._.
Course you're not, you're still awake!
>>685576378
That was quick. I'll help you out. (only image I have sadly)
>Shiro
>>685576410
psh, you wish...glass ass jaw ass nigga
>>685576457
nice
>>685576601
Finally got it working, the Springfield I was told not to shoot haha
>found some good kokos
where? for research?
>>685576933
kok
>>685576410
Hii, Yuno!
>>685576933
Yay, hello there! (:
>>685577082
to answer your question:
We had a dream... twice... nobody liked it
>>685577123
Wew lad
>>685577123
s i n
>yuno is still mean to me edition
>>685576100
3 minutes? Wew lad.
>>685576201
Welcome back friend.
>>685576378
Thanks.
>>685576410
The non-blacks in Jonestown enjoyed it :^)
>>685576933
Glad you're here <3
The clock for work is ticking, isn't it?
>>685577123
....
Fucking hell
No more dick!
>>685577190
Topkek
Gonna try to fulfill your Aryan dream again?
>>685577463
nah we just make poland great again by conquering it then its fine
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>685576973
Sounds like a pretty shitty night, not gunna lie.
>>685577539
Hey there.
>>685577180
Oh guns! I like!
>>685577186
How are you friend?
>>685577442
Hey Hotaru!
>>685577460
Likewise <3
Yup. 4 1/2 hours left. kek
>>685577442
y care?
>>685577460
more or less, although after like 2 times i'm pretty much done for a bit haha
>>685577539
AAAHHHHHH
>>685577531
Will you deport all the refugees there?
>>685577539
Hello Barry~
>>685577706
Like I said, same as always.
>>685577781
I like them too! the winchester is my favorite :P
>4 1/2 hours till work
Sleep you sexy loli
>>685577082
Indeed!
>>685577460
Thank you! (:
>>685577082
I hope so megumin..
>>685577180
>Firearms
lol u a lil bitch
>>685577186
How are things?
>>685577460
Ah shit, thanks
>>685577180
you could probably shoot the springfield but i would have a gunsmith check it first. or do the research and check it yourself. But defiantly clean it and oil it before storing it if you aren't going to fuck with it. if you take care of it, it will last for hundreds of years. that's a really respectable family photo man.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/554509/d980a84361/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/499322/d0403a4fd7/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/711446/4745194327/
>>685577931
what is your Winchester chambered in?
>>685577790
>implying I do
>>685577781
hAY hows your day going?
>>685577931
Nice!
>loli
YOU FOCKING WOT M8?
>>685578314
Hungover and painful... kek
Besides my headache. Not too bad.
>>685577781
damn such fine legs
>>685577792
totally
>>685577954
So, what's up?
>>685578073
It might take a while, but it'll be a thing of the past
>>685578474
You will make Germany great again!
>>685577781
Active, since I couldn't sleep and now feeling lucky about today, what about you, friend ? (:
>>685578073
Everything as usual, not much exciting. You?
>>685578474
yume deserves love. do you think ranta is going to eat her ass?
>>685577123
>>685577463
Lel.
>>685577781
Think you can make it through the day?
>>685577790
Kek, takes me about 40mins.
>>685577954
How was your day?
>>685578073
Don't mention it.
>>685578446
>hangover
i dunno if i can get one, i get drunk off of 2 winecoolers..
also this thread just got
>
>hotaru
>>685578073
>not having guns
cuck ass glass jaw ass nigga ass nigga
>>685578252
Thats what i've heard, we had a family friend work on it and the winchester (floating firing pin) and he knows his stuff but its more of a hobby for him, we might strap it too a tree and shoot it haha
>thanks for the links, gonna go....research
and the winchester is 40-82, we had some rounds but I gotta find em again
>>685578314
>implying implications
>>685578316
you heard me
>>685578378
>>685578432
>>685578467
>>685578521
ooohhhmyyyygoooooddd
>>685578693
kek between each? or after 2?
>>685575754
Best girl claimed!
today was great
>>685578879
I take it the date went well?
>koko
>>685578879
Eva and chilled?
>kek'd
>>685578474
Glad somebody like them :)
>>685578675
I know them feels. Still recovering from last nights drinking. Also getting ready for work
>Flying with a hangover is probably a bad idea, right?
>>685578693
Honestly, I would be surprised if I made to work... Much less all day...
>>685578814
Kek Im a lightweight too. Im not that bad though. I had a 12 pack of Keystone, 2 full bottles of Jack and a half bottle of wine. I have no clue how im not dead... kek
>Lewd
>Not yet... kek
>>685578877
M8 1v1 me on Dust II
Lets settle this like the NEET faggots we are...
kek
>>685579082
indeed XD
>>685579142
we got like 13 seconds into the theme song
sachi claim
>barely awake edition
>>685578675
On the meh side, the feels are kicking in
>>685578877
Oh I have a gun.. but guns are too quick, not as fun as knives or even better, your fists
>>685579228
all legs are beautiful
>>685579330
hey maid one
>>685577790
ye. How goes?
>>685577792
Hey Megumin~! Sup?
>>685577706
yo
>>685578879
hello
>>685579507
Tomoko!!
>have you watched Eva yet?
>>685579303
gimme the deets mang
>>685579228
sorry, I don't rek kids
>>685579386
post your gun faggot, I need to cream
>>685579489
Goes pretty good, how bout you?
>>685578693
Today was a great day. Found some new friends (:
How was your day?
>>685579228
Oh, so you leaving us? Meh.
>>685577180
BTW my gun is better.
>srry I had to
>
I ate some weed brownies and now I really have no idea what is going on
>>685579594
no i need to finish jojo first
>>685579719
>Milinda
>>685579719
i forgot. who?
>>685578877
>40-82 WCF
fuck man that is a unicorn cartridge its like 4 bucks a round.
http://www.buffaloarms.com/Detail.aspx?
PROD=158039&CAT=4446
>ooohhhmyyyygoooooddd
i know right
>>685579386
show me your gun.
>>685577881
I'd expect you to be sleeping.
Feeling any tired, at least?
>>685579303
Kek
That was fast!
>>685579489
Not much really, just watching some space videos~
Yourself?
>>685579750
You're having a blast!
Miho claimed
I R back.
>>685579719
THAT GUN WASN'T YOURS TO LOOSE. THAT GUN BELONGS TO THIS UNITED STATE MUHHHHHREEEN CCUUUURRR.
but seriously that's cool as fuck are you a maintainer or a crewmen?
>>685579471
I can agree with this
>>685579614
I think its actually because your a pussy... FITE ME FGGT
>>685579707
I don't have to leave for another few hours. Plus why would I leave after my new friend comes back? :)
>>685579228
lightweight champions!
also
>lewd?
>>685579719
oh FUQ I thought you were a helicopter fly-e guy tho?
>>685579803
>unicorn cartride
exactly, my brother bought a box of 20 years ago but they're in a lockbox somewhere, can't find em. but i mean...its worth buying new ones for the winchester haha
>>685580101
no the helicopter guy is kagami
>>685580101
yeah i would buy a box and some reloading equipment and just reuse the brass.
>>685580081
it's hard to remember she's a 5th grader sometimes. but hey, if she's 11, i'm 11.
>>685579834
I swear i'm reading a book inside my mind it's cool
>>685578877
Between each, want to get the same feeling.
>>685579228
Haha, well hope you can hang in there nevertheless.
>Sure you don't want some quick zzz's?
>>685579707
Ayy, that's great man. Pretty good day overall, got to exercise then relax.
>>685579750
Don't die.
>>685580037
Welcome back.
>>685579386
>meh side
You okay?
>>685580062
>legs
>>685580292
Hello
>>685579614
well we went out for dinner. talked the entire time. went back to my place. played plague inc together while watching twilight zone.
>also weed + booze
then we went to my bedroom to "Eva and chill"
we got like 10 or so seconds into the intro
now she is sleeping and irradiating all kinds of fucking heat.
>never did get to watch Eva
so now I'm watching 2.22 and trying not to melt
>>685579780
asdfjkl;
then get on it man!
>i need to gush about Eva with someone
>>685579834
>i never did get to watch Eva with her
>watching it now as she radiates heat all over the place and takes up 75% of bedspace
aaaaand here comes the kitten to curl up at my feet and attack them if i move.
>great
>pic kinda related
>>685580042
Crewman.
>Actually its US Army property.
>Marine corp tankers suck
>>685580081
Yes!
>Thats hot ;)
>
>>685580101
On the civilian side yes. That there is my death machine of awesome.
>RIP Koko
kek
>>685580240
I actually am helicopter guy... kek
>>685580292
Me too...
>I dont know. I think I will be okay...
>Help me....
>>685580445
Why hello there...
>>685579614
Go back to /k/
Its just a m9.. my dad has it locked up cause he secretly fears I'll lose it one day and our family tends to have psychotic moments
>>685579803
Read above
>>685580319
Just trying to forget my ex whom I've been with for about 7 years..
>>685580533
This is the lewdest pic I got. Gotta keep your waifu pure!
>>685580533
Hello to you too.
>>685579330
>Rattle rattle
Your condition has gone down?
>>685580644
>ex
Know that fucking feeling. :|
>>685580062
Yay, exciting!
>you would never leave heh
>>685580741
purity intensifies
>>685580533
>>685580533
im confused as fuck now,
i know you were in the army i was joking about the murreeh corps thing its from a tv show.
so you are the chinook guy and now your a crewmen on an abrams? what the fuck are you doing with your life. >>685580644
don't tell me where to post.
kek your dad has it locked up...
>>685580062
>
>>685580240
they're both helicopter goyems, unless i've been delusional this whole time heh. and yeah my brother in laws brother reloads his own brass so if we need it he can do it
>>685580276
>if shes 11, im 11
>that gif
aayyyyyyy
>>685580292
I feel that, it feels best the first time. but i dunno, just get re-inspired sometimes haha
>>685580466
Sounds like a kickass date, plus you get to end it with a kickass animu? next to a sexy grill? kys i'm so jelly
>>685580533
oh shit really? I didn't know you were a crewman, TIL haha
>RIP koko
NOOO
>>685580644
>go back to /k/
never really been there familam
>keeps it locked up
break that shit open kid
>>685580283
Fucking great feeling right~?
>>685580466
topkek
>>685580644
Oh man, that's sad. I feel with you.
>>685580748
i read that as "Your condom has gone down?" at first idk how even, i should go to bed
yeah im feelin real tired now
>tired rattles
>>685579471
hey yume
>>685580276
>in rural japan 11 is legal
>>685580533
What is milinda from i need to know...
>and is it light hearted and cute
Fuck its 4am.
>>685580445
How was BF? Any bullshit?
>>685580533
If I could do it for you I would. Kek, wouldn't even make it into the air.
>>685580972
Lel, like a second wind.
Whatcha up to m8?
>>685580972
yeah today was perfect
how was yours?
>btw i fucking love Eva. 2.22 gets better every tiem
>>685581014
is it rude to go all shinji over an unconscious grill?
>just got to this point in 2.22
>>685581213
Yup yup. Gotta keep an eye on those condoms. Slippery little bastards.
[...]
Jokes aside, when did you sleep last? i don't even know for once.
>>685580741
kek I dont actually have any full lewds. Just partials... I usually save them for Maki or Mirai...
>>685580745
>Nice legs und pantsu :)
>>685580755
>never leave
>always lurking...
kek
>>685580924
kek nooo Kagami is the Chinook guy. I fly rescue helicopters for a hospital on the civilian side. Armor crewman is my National Guard job.
>what the fuck are you doing with your life
Saving lives and killing Terrorists.
>Living the dream
>>685580972
Too bad those puny bullets dont do anything to my object...
Target locked.
Firing.
>
>>685581234
She is from Heavy Object.
>I totally agree ;)
>>685581297
Making it in the air is easy! Just twist the throttle and your up.
>Staying there is hard...
>>685581306
Did you find the scene fucked up?
'Cause I totally did
Your answer to that will be the answer
>>685581297
Was fucked. BF3 reset my guns so i got my shit pushed in by level 100 with full gear.
>>685581458
Thanks
>>685581405
i had a like 2 hour nap around 12 hours ago now
>>685581288
Go to sleep homie
>>685581297
exactly haha, nothin much, postin and skyping with a friend, you find anything on your never ending web searches? haha
>>685581306
well, I didn't go on a date with my waifu IRL so i'd say it was subpar haha
>that gif
gets better everytime
>>685581458
not fair....that aint even fair....
>saving lives and killing terrorists
my hero
>>685581750
Hmmm. Might be worth going back to bed then.
Hanako here
>Very very tired and in desperate need of hugs and kisses edition
>>685580972
I'm a good boi, I'll get it if a nigger tries to break in
>>685580748
They say just forget her.. heh, yes cause 7 years can easily be flushed away..
>>685581204
Swear I saw this girl as my wife..
Sleep is for the wea-
>>685581647
i mean we did just kinda do it
XD
>i would kill to hear her say "i know about your little jerkoff fantasies"
tsun is best
>>685581822
>she didn't cosplay on the date
gonna get her Asuka's yellow dress and take her out in it though XD
>maybe when i tell her she will call me a perv <3
>>685581957
dont be sad!
>>685581458
is the object heavy though?
>>685581707
No problem. Though you might enjoy my shitty pun... kek
>>685581822
Target destroyed.
>
>I try
>>685581822
But im still wide awake for now.
>>685582055
lol
>>685582020
Good night megumin
>>685582020
>Wasted
>>685582042
Not sad. Exhausted.
>>685582051
HEY! YOU THERE! WITH THE CUTE FACE!
>come here
>>685582175
forgot pic
>>685581014
oh my yes everything is so vivid right now and everything around me feels like it's moving fast as fuck
>>685582051
>You tell me ;)
>
>>685582105
kek I guess sometimes I can be funny.
>>685580972
>they're both helicopter goyems, unless i've been delusional this whole time heh. and yeah my brother in laws brother reloads his own brass so if we need it he can do it
i think they are both dinguses and need to post their waifus naked more.
>>685581458
>nasty girls killing anyone
kek
>>685581960
Right? All that time isn't going anywhere and i'm not the type that forgets trivial shit, much less a person i spent so much time with.
Such a dumb thing to say.
Oh well. At least it can be pushed out of my train of thought sometimes.
Has been getting easier lately. Hopefully it continues to do so.
>>685582175
oh
DO COKE
or like drink coffee?
idfk
>>685582270
>MFW I have more combat experience than any of the active fags I graduated basic with...
>>685582431
what is your opinion on PMCs?
>i think they should start using giant robots soon
>>685581458
What's complicated about that aspect?
>>685581707
Wow that's some shitty luck.
>>685581822
Sounds pretty chill man.
Yeah I went from some cringe comps to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5-BLT73Xg0
>>685582020
Snake? Snake? Snakeee!?
>>685582175
hey u with the cute face
hi good evenning :> <3
>>685582253
>layer of 2cm x 500
seems mildly heavy
>every time i see magnum i think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
>>685582055
cept I got this bad boi
>>685582042
>didn't cosplay on the date
wow, dump that tramp
>maybe she will call me a perv
one can only hope....
>>685581960
TRU you know the combo then?
>>685582105
I see, them legs keepin you up eh?
>>685582270
I am in full agreement, I am koko and I support this message
>>685582280
Tried whatever I can to forget about her, blocked her social media, deleted her number, told her to eff off
Nothings cuttting it man, memories of her just huants me, dreams of her feel real, kinda cry like a little bitch sometimes and I rarely cry
>>685582431
So your McKnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEz3-FT3wW4
>>685582617
The what now?
Samus Aran
>>685582617
>implying that if i dumped her she wouldn't just stab me and call me an idiot
>>685582577
Yep.
>>685582617
Maybe.
>>685582577
>dank meme comp
NEXT LEVEL
E
X
T
L
E
V
E
L
but those are some dank memes though, I dig it
>>685582582
>my...magnum dong
>>685582582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Am49EujdNg
>Maki
>>685582582
Give me hugs. Now.
>>685582619
That sucks. I know what you mean.
Dreams are dumb. Always the worst.
I tried to be more amicable than that, but i cut ties as best i can a few days ago. Hopefully she gets the hint and leaves me alone.
I'm not a particularly strong person in that respect. Wish i was.
>mfw 4:20
>>685582431
what were you before the NG
>>685582617
that goes for you too.
Frog is a nice waifu.
>>685582930
come get em.
>>685582857
LMFAO
M
F
A
O
>>685582850
FUCKING DANK MEME.
FUCKING
DANK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmefZ7NhYUo
>>685582563
Hmmm Thats a tough one. They are good but at the same time. I think they need more structure.
>I approve of giant robots.
>>685582577
Its like balancing on a ball while being forced to look one way and the ball is free falling... Shit takes a lot of coordination...
>>685582582
Just a little... kek
>Holy shit that reference... Im laughing so hard right now.
>>685582617
kek not even nuclear weapons can destroy an object though...
>RIP Koko
>>685582678
kek Maybe not that fearless... kek
>>685582996
Always been NG. Prepping for first deployment. Already had two rotations. I might be switching to Navy soon.
>>685583043
You know, i've never asked nor seen anyone else do so. Does your waifu have a name?
It feels rude to never greet you when you pop in here so often.
Also, hi.
>>685575754
my waifu
>>685583043
>not weird
>>685583126
WOOOOOOO!
>I like falling asleep on you
>>685583172
I think some PMC needs to roll through Africa and take out all the warlords
>with giant robots
>>685579826
Yeah, I dunno I just don't really want to sleep right now.
>>685579614
extremely distracted, sorry about the slow replies
>>685579834
Playing Civ5, currently in a war with Assyria. Managed to pit 3/4 of the world against them so hopefully things turn out well.
>>685582981
Shes going to the same convention I'm going..
>>685582850
Been laughing like a dumb ass for the last 20 mins kek.
>>685583126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wphawoHiUUg
>>685583172
Jesus Christ that analogy kek. Well more power to ya man for being able to do that.
>Maki
>>685583467
Uhg.
Well... Conventions are usually pretty crowded. Hopefully you can dodge her.
>Shizuru
>>685583617
>>685583617
>>685583617
>>685583617