Cringe Thread
Rev up those memes /b/
>>685542433
https://youtu.be/dGrRpUVdeYA
>>685543463
change that filename to shovelface
>>685546110
is he shitting blood? or is that like Ragu?
>>685546253
>he
>>685543463
>>>
>Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:53:43 No.685545147▶
>File: 1463803956692.png (250 KB, 400x1200)
Hes a fucking bananna
>>685545801
Let us hope we never find ourselves embracing for another world war.
>>685546477
oh god don't tell me that's a fucking woman
>>685546110
Just think... That thing's anus is hidden behind about 2' of fat.
That watery shit had to navigate through ass-folds before finally escaping near the top end of the ass crack.
Damn.
>>685542433
Is that Jeff Goldblum?
>>685546607
Are you kidding? We fucking NEED a world war to kill this type of shit
>>685547095
I think its Celene Dion's husband
>>685547544
>>685544778
>>685547160
hell yeah my dudes, i for one look forward to helter skelter
>>685547918
>>685547160
You fucking stupid? All the cringey people will stay inside and post their shitscribbles to deviantart while the real men enlist to die. We'll only have autists left.
>>685547918
How autistic do you have to be to think something like this would work?
>>685548141
Is this real? Wouldn't that hurt? Why would you want to do this? What the fucking fuck?
>>685548141
lots of practice to get to that point of sheer stupidity.
>>685547160
Burgercock likes this
>>685548141
This makes me clench so hard
There is a God
>>685549036
>>685549252
That's not the type of cringe we're looking for
>>685549425
this isn't a YLYL
>>685549425
>not knowing its a satire page
You dumb fuck
>>685544778
Dat Boi is a false prophet of Kek
>>685548141
>>685549425
This is the guy that makes parody videos and satire posts.
He's a fucking genius.
get the fuck out please, ylyl banana threads are next door to your right :)
>>685549698
cuck has a pillow over his dick, bet he was diamond.
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
join for cringe vids
>>685542433
>>685549698
hiding that mysterious boner with the pillow
>>685549698
Not cringe at all. Bet he's grinning cause he already gave both of them herpes. It's 4Chan. He coulda given the guys or girls herpes. Or all fucking four. Mucho kek.
>>685550209
fucking weeb
>>685546110
>>685547085
Who doesn't love Yotsuba, 4chan's mascot girl?
>>685544778
nope nope nope nope nope nope
Dont mind me just checking out the thread
>>685550535
>putting a curtain infront of a curtain
>>685550111
checked
>>685550111
holy shit trips
>>685550496
Fuck off
>>685545967
the first thing i notice is his second chin
>>685550458
Fuck off randy.
OC
>>685550458
Fuck off Randy
>>685544778
Lost
>>685550930
what a waste to society
>>685551276
>>685549425
His stuff is amazing.
>>685551407
>>685549252
God fucking damnit that made me sourface.avi
>>685550888
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>685551134
The single post delivery really took it over the top.
>>685545272
He could've at least sexualized a better car, like a corvette or something
>>685544778
But he got the girl, didn't he?
>>685544778
>>685551977
Dude are you for real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of nigger shit. I bet 700 billion dollars you are a fucking liar. You fucking guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate? Note: Answer the same about your mom.
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you and your mom only sucked Osama bin laden's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of your nigger ass.
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs on niggers, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot liar
10. If you're SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.
>>685543463
>Typical Big Bang Theory fan
>>685552360
I can't tell if this is b8 or not
More or less is just cringe
>>685543463
Vegan super diet is getting better!
>>685550458
Fuck off stupid Randy
>>685552682
u got hooked m8 now ur toast buddy say ur prayers ya goofy lookin bitch
>>685552845
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 it's f8
>>685546110
Does it know its doing that?
>>685552549
do this for your gf, receive blowjobs
>>685552845
Am I watching Sega Bass Fishing!?
>>685552682
Source on where people get this navy seals pasta?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorilla_warfare
So you just made a thread on 4chan's /b/ showing off your new car, and someone tells you it's a piece of shit and that you should go kill yourself. Or maybe another poster in a thread just called you a newfag, and you want to show him not to mess with you. Or maybe you just want to piss others off on /b/ by purposely being cancer. That's where the Gorilla Warfare/Navy Seal copypasta comes in.
>>685553176
I know that? I was referring to this
>>685552360
You replied to a copypasta with an angry response...? bro r u ok m8?
>>685551134
epic
>>685549106
Topkek.I like how he covers his head before he even hits the ground. Naruto has failed this poor soul
>>685549425
you're retarded.
>>685553681
My insides crusted over a little
blarg
>>685553681
>sexier
Or you can stop being a desperate cunt trying to get laid at any given moment and have some fucking fun.
>>685553681
Fuck, this hurts. I actually do have a (humble) study instead of a man-cave. And I'm a complete dickhead, not particularly educated and very self-indulgent.
>at 14 rejected blowjob
>at 14 JUST started to like girls
>>685553988
Even that guy with pink hair is a raging faggot, gotta respect those calves. Still a faggot though.
the beatles + mario sunshine + autism =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghuo4Uda7o
>>685554195
Supreme Gentleman Detected
>>685543463
Retarded guys Aren't cringe. Mocking retards is pretty cringe though.
>>685554373
WTF? I just noticed that. His upper and lower body do not match.
>>685554446
How so?
>>685549252
2 kids and a sandbox. a classic
>>685553988
>>685553988
that fucking guy in the wheelchair. there's no way in fuck he can participate, and everyone else is too autistic to realize he isn't enjoying himself. He's literally king outcast.
>>685554446
i want to lick that fucking chin.
>>685554528
hey reddit
>>685549698
Pretty sure that's Drew diFonzo Marks.
>>685555068
No idea about all of them but the bowling rinks I've been to in Australia all had these ramps you can set up where you put the ball on top and push it down. It's for kids and people who can't throw the ball. You can also get the employees to put the side lanes up so it doesn't hit the gutter. Hopefully they were smart enough to think of that... He does seem pretty happy though which is nice
>>685550082
it's a placeholder until he shoops his waifu in the picture
>>685549698
I've been that guy.
Now I'm spending my saturday night getting so drunk I'll pass out in the tub and almost myself again.
>>685554446
I swear I went to school with that guy.
>Social outcast
>Intelligent
>Complete shitball of a personality
>Diagnosed with MS after leaving school
KEKD IN THE BOLLOCKS
>>685555846
>Intelligent
Are you sure?
>>685547085
Imagine the smell.
>>685556144
Intelligent as far as the band's they assign you in school. This is him now at 27/28 I reckon that pic could have been around the age of 14.
>>685544778
>this will be acceptable in the next 30 years
>>685550535
jesse slaughter sure got ugly
>>685557459
Her face says she said yes to him, but is going to bang the any guy but him
>>685556846
Imagine if it was your mom and she needed your help cleaning it out because she can't reach. And she strictly wanted to use the bidet or a hose than toilet paper
>>685550458
Frigg off bobandy
>>685550786
>Ski
My nigga
>>685558099
I'd say mum, you fucking did this yourself, you know of Americans, you fucking saw Scotland get fat first hand, what's your excuse? I can smell you before I see you, and that's quite a walk.
>>685558099
I'd rather it be the hose or bidet just so i dont have to touch that nasty fuckin ass
>>685551407
We struck the motherload
>>685543463
thought that was a snapchat filter.
>>685553152
Underrated cancer.
>>685553152
man, this is sad in so many levels
>>685548241
>imgur
9Gag levels of autistic.
>>685554528
Found the retard. He came to /b/ to preach political correctness.
>>685562825
he got cucked by his own mum wat
>>685550418
U r kid in pic arent you
>>685542433
is that billy bob thornton?
>>685564526
Uhhh, I don't think your balls just fall out of your scrotum like that.
>>685551407
That last guy looks like he should have Joe Swanson's voice.
>>685557459
>this is acceptable now since he got the girl
>>685555637
I feel that /b/ro
>>685552185
Guess he wanted to depict his actual car, since the real pic looks like some early 2000s hyundai or daewoo.
>>685547160
>embrace for war
He was poking fun at the word choice the "artist" used.
>>685552549
thats a manicure tho
>>685547160
>Currently questioning my ethnicity
I died
>>685567404
How do you know the difference
>>685567882
>>685567882
>Pedo is a Greek root meaning foot
>>685564526
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about this? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>685568336
tldr
>in this moment you are euphoric
>>685546110
I have crohn's and am in constant fear of shitting myself in public
then i see pics like these and realize i wouldnt be the first
the fear fades away
>>685544778
>>685568660
The pic is actually part of a crohn's awareness campaign
>>685568660
Its not a fart
>>685551134
OMG I remember this meme!
>>685564526
y tho
>>685565371
It looks like the last cuts he does is him cutting them off, then they would just fall out
>>685551407
I like how on the very last one he thought picking favorite movie/book/food etc. meant he had to pick one of those as his favorite.
>>685546641
You can see the bra strap
>>685545801
are they reciting the pledge of allegiance?
what the fuck does this even have to do with paris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGGkd84Ujs
if you manage to watch it all he actually has his book on amazon, including the cover he drew from his heart.
>>685549106
>>685549252
nope sorry my dude
>>685547544
is this a girl? if not he should trap for sure.
>>685550458
>>685570692
this hurts me worse everytime I read it. I pray for the kid no too become a furfag. I wonder what he is like now.
>>685568336
I've seen your kind of pasta before.
https://youtu.be/gqaG-BnhMeo heres me doing a long awaited face reveal to a grand total of 0 people (even though i got comments on fb saying theyd attend.) I deserve more recognition cause ive been told im funnier than most youtubers. At least drop a like ty
a classic
i know there was an updated version at some point but i don't have that one. just had both these dudes years later.
>tfw you hoverhand your imaginary gf
>>685571339
>yfw you realize that the profile picture shown is 2-3 years old at the time of the post
Why do I subject myself to these threads?
>>685550723
Fucking samefag
Get that fucking bait out of here
>your son asks if he can have some friends over
>you say yes, thrilled he finally has friends
>walk in
>see this
wat do?
not gonna lie, i don't remember what the fuck this one is
>>685571765
Start a new game.
>>685571825
oh it's the one where the guy gets rejected by himself, okay.
>>685571697
an admirer
>>685562825
I wouldn't invite my mom to hand out with my girlfriend anymore.
1/2
>>685572041
2/2
>>685549913
hahaha....... im watching the wire and as i finish this gif of everyone mouthing "what the fuck", detective mcnaulty says "What the fuck"
>>685543463
is that grendal from beowulf?
>>685572097
this makes me sad
>>685571943
>photoshops in a fake gf
>still using an ugly bitch
For what porpoise?
>>685571697
NOOOOOOO why did you have to feed it, when you see an attention whoring Judy post you have to leave it the fuck alone
>>685544778
Sad thing is, a lot of tards on here are literally like that irl.
>>685572274
2nd judy fag is right now he activate my trap card
>>685549106
that little faggot went for the nuts
he tried to kick him in the nuts
he deserved that shit
i wonder why they were fighting in the first place
probably somthing like
>i learn how to do ninjitsu like naruto
>i could beat up anyone in the neighborhood
enter black kid
>yo nigga yous tryna fight a real nigga come step up and throw some bones
>>685571224
This just makes me feel sad...
>>685550458
fuck off you fucking fat homo
>>685568117
Anyone else just realize that's the moon?
>>685572979
>>685572225
wanna get sad?
1/2
>>685555637
Goodluck
>>685573184
2/2
>>685570692
I dont know whether i should cringe, or feel actually depressed for this little kid
>>685549252
>>685570692
this isn't a fuckin' rage thread
>>685549252
>now that's a clip I haven't seen in a long time....jpg
>>685550111
The blue plate looks like Panda Express's orange chicken
>>685573181
Nice try, you skeleton faggot. Not trusting you.
>>685545801
>thousands upon thousands of people killed=136 french dudes
>>685554528
Is that jack nicholson?
>>685549418
>playing post TBC
pure cringe
>>685573184
>>685573242
Oh my god. At least they had one normal kid.
try to make it threw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I
>>685570692
every time i read this one i find a new reason to be livid
like, the part where she reminds the kid about the time SHE freaked out the teacher
that kid has NO reason to side with her
and then she's upset with the fucking kid and asking freaks on the internet how to further abuse her child
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>685573618
i can never tell if she's just equally awkward or genuinely distressed
>>685571943
>photoshops leg
>shitstain
>photoshops ugly face
>"delete this"
>not even twerking
so much cringe
>>685573618
that's nothing, here's the real doozy
how long can you sit through, /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ
>>685572173
Kekd
>>685551407
>implying you wouldnt fuck flo
>>685572274
What have i done
>>685574002
>I love you more than there are grains of sand
>>685573181
Fuck you skeleton, youre a liar
>>685542433
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>>685554234
if you cant tell this is bait you must be new as shit
whats really cringe is that you saved this screen shot and just haaaad to post it in a cringe thread asap
feel free to stop posting anytime you mobile posting newfag lol
>>685571943
>that leg
Kek
>>685574002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_ec37PXNQ
>>685562825
What the fuck
Story?
>>685572041
this gets me everytime
fuckin' rekt
>>685569617
Not saying thats the case, but i once paid a black guy to stab himself on the feet with a pencil, so...
>>685554446
404 error chin not found
no joke i once had a nightmare where i walked in on this thing after falling asleep with a terrible fever while browsing a cringe thread.
>>685543463
He's being superman punched by a ghost