>>685527636
nothing sounds sexy when they aren't attracted to you.

>>685527802
Kek

>the old lickaroo

>>685527636
if shes your girlfriend just do it dont ask faggot

>>685527636
It might sound weird in english, but I do use "I want to taste you" in spanish. It's not a matter of being crude or not, it has more to do with getting her to the point of wishing to hear something like that.

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>>685527636
Can I namnam your bambam?

"My head in between your thighs"

>>685527990
This

>be me
>at friends party
>drunk as fuck
>go to bathroom which is I bedroom
>see girl, ignore
>take piss
>finish pissing
>come out of bathroom
>lock eyes with her
>"I'm going to eat you out"
>proceed to take off her pants.
>in the end started a orgy

No romanticising op...just roll

i want to juice your moot home with my word maker

$30 if you say this to 10 females in a single hour and film then upload all of their responses

>>685527860

this. you could be literal rico suave, but you if you like rico guava then don't do it.

>>685527636
I'd love to lick your taco salad camel toe salmon feast! Been dreaming of it for days... come on babe!

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>>685528757

for the normies, i want to juice your baby home with my word maker

>>685527636
like most things you say if you are ugly there is no way to say it but if shes into your you could just come out and say it and panties will drop.

>>685529047

*if you look like rico guava

>>685527636
Bump

>>685527636
I'll save you OP:
>"I want to taste you"

>>685527636
Toss her salad (that may be for just the butt, though).

>>685531404
That'll work.

>>685527925
Underrated post and/or a thread full of newfags

>>685528013
Te quiero probar? I cringed in English and in Spanish

>>685528013
This just made me cringe. Took screenshot. Will post on cringe thread.

>>685527636
Tell her you want to kiss her and then start from her lips and kiss down her neck, chest, belly and then her pussy

if she questions you just tell her you just wanna kiss her all over or something
idk

Just ask to eat her out you fuck. God you're fucking pathetic

>>685528048
me: can i namnam ur bambam
her: what?
me: can i namnam ur bambam
her: no...

The only thing you'll ever need to say OP
>I want to lay you down, wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown you are

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>>685527636

>>685532242
Cringed

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>>685527925

kill her.

>>685527636
Yummy yummy there is love in my tummy, i feel like i'm licking you

Women go all gooey when I tell them "I want to taste you"

>>685531785
My first roast in /b, im honored. Have fun m8.

>>685527636
You assume (because you're a beta faggot) that girls aren't sexual beings and would be pleased to hear "I want to eat your pussy".
That shit gets then soaking wet...just fucking tell then and stop being such a magnificent gentleman

>>685532877
Dubs speak truth

I've had success with "I want to wear you like a Halloween mask"

Wrap your thighs around my ears and let me wear you like a feedbag

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>>685527925
>tfw Ive said this to my girlfriend
>she says im wierd as fuck
>She literally can not resist me
>still gave her the ol' lickaroo
>pork her for a few hours

How 'bout I bet you've never had your belly button kissed the way I do it. She asks how do you do it. Tell her from the inside.

>>685531745
Taste: Sabor/gusto. Sería sinónimo de probar con otra connotación, por ejemplo. May I have a taste?.

The more you know ;)

>>685527636
ı wanna put my face in your disaster area.

>>685533664
Nope...creepy as fuck stupid rehearsed line.
Just say "spread it" and go down

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Ask her if she wants to play Carnival. Its a game. You guess her weight after she sits on your face.

>>685534047
Or just say "Let me lick your clit"

Why are all you beta faggots so scared of just stating your intentions?
This is now a cringe thread after all these failure attempt to describe cunnilingus

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>>685532315
it works

>>685527636
"Excuse me ma'am may i lick your butter and bread until we make toast?"

>>685533901
How would that go in Spanish you inbread? I'm a native Spanish speaker

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>>685527636
Ask her to sample the Arby's sandwich.

>>685534783
Quiero saborearte, por ejemplo. Enhorabuena por ser español, yo también.

>>685534339
You know she's a trap right?......

I always say 'let me kiss your pussy'. I know that isn't what you are looking for but chicks love that shit.

Damn I haven't gotten laid in a couple months and I would chow on some puss like crazy right now.

>>685534963
lol

nah shes a woman, its okay though, youll see one oneday

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>>685534339
LOL WUT TEH FUK IS DAT?

>>685535455
just some slampig

\\\: /\ ) you're saying you dont keep some hoes on your contacts? Or are you saying you have no girls in your contacts

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and you're right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

>>685535791
*your

>damn text to speech

>>685535600
No girls that are shaped like a Nissan Armada LOLZ

Who the fuck asks to eat a girl out? As you're making out, work your south... she won't stop you.

>>685527636

"I want to tongue-punch your yeast factory."

You don't have to say shit
Just make out with her, move to her neck her chest her belly her inner thighs boom gg

>>685536194
if a nissan armada had an ass like that, i'd fuck it too

> white nerd virgins
You guys made my day thank you

Just do it. If you are on top of her, just make your way down. If she stops you, then don't do it.

>>685536374
Where is this ass you speak of tho?

>>685536488
There is no stoping on the....

>>685536374
I feel you brah. When I was 14 I started dating this girl. She wasn't hot as fuck, just a normal 15 year old girl. My friends kept saying shit about her not being atractive until I simply broke up with her just to avoid being made a fool off. I can't say I regret doing so, but then I realized that the only reason they said shit was becouse the weren't getting any.

Power through bro, enjoy that gal.

>>685536723
You're a faggot for folding under your friends pressure I bet you tried fitting in so hard back then too

>>685536917
I fit my cock in ur ass. How u you like it?

>>685536917
Not that anon but EVERYONE tries to fit in when they are an early teen. Everyone. I folded to peer pressure like a fucking piece of tin foil growing up. Sometimes it was actually a good thing

>>685537041
Faggot confirmed

>>685536917
Hahaha I wasn't expecting such a harsh response. Either way, yeah, of course I tried fitting in when I was 14.

>>685537262
I'm that OP. Cheers mate.

>>685537262
Everyone?

Pfft, da puzzy is easy

The real question is how do you ask them to eat their asshole

>>685536697
Magic scool bus!

>>685536197
This, holy shit.

>>685537551
You just do bro, you just do.

>>685537551
Whole different ball park m8

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>>685537568
Bingo bingo bingo!

>>685537646
Or...>>685531405
Look up urbandictionary

>>685537806
>>685537551

>>685527636
the fuck you on about nigger.
you gotta get to a point where you're making out with her and then escalate that to the point where you just fucking do it. no talking necessary

>>685536197
The thread should have ended here.

>>685527636
I've always just said eating pussy, myself. If you're fucking each other why are you going to be nervous about a word or phrase? People are fucking weird, man.

>>685538063
but.... what about the keks?...

>>685538174
Zozzle

>>685527636
btw
you wont enjoy it
took me a while to get used to it...

>>685527636
If you can kiss her good enough tell her you want to do that to her pussy.

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>>685529405
Iliza is like my favorite dumb slut in the world

>>685537421
Ya dude had to speak up I usually just lurk. When I was 14 I had a chick offer to suck my dick (I was just starting to like girls and shit and had zero experience except watching VHS porn). My buddies all pressured me to NOT do it saying she was ugly and what not

Just realized they were just jelly.

Got laid a few months later anyways but still.