A walking stick.

>>685527359
sopository.
/end thread

>>685527892
did you put the bendy end up first?

Your mother's face

My whole hand. A bottle of shampoo...

>>685527359
i never pushed anything in there because i am not gay
anus is for pushing shit out

My Opinion

a baby's leg

>>685528835
>I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay

found the faggot

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7" long, about 6.25" around, I think. I'm looking to upgrade soon.

I've had it in most of today :3

>>685529045
>not lying makes me a faggot
is it really THAT hard to believe there are straight guys on /b/?

>>685529241
>I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay I'm noit gay

>still in a thread about pushing things up your ass

confirmed for closet repressed faggot

A softgun grip

>>685527359
My wife's 6" vibrator, it did absolutely nothing for me, I'm kind of disappointed.

>>685527359
My finger. Was very constipated and after nothing else worked, I tried to digitally stimulate my rectum to produce a bowel movement. It didn't work very well and I remained constipated.

>>685527359

someone reverse this

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>>685529582
was it one of those textureless straight ones? Those are nearly worthless for butts.

If it was, try to get something more like >>685529056, with all the 'veins' all over it and a head. Or anything bumpy. They're amazing <3

>>685529364
how would you even know if i'm still here?
>noit
by the way, are you gay?

Nothing, because I'm not a faggot

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>>685529854
No it was this one! :(

A Wii remote.

>>685527892
Ironically he couldn't walk straight for a week.

>>685527359

my friend's dad's cock

15 long Lego's and a 1 square

>>685530426
Aww sorry about that then.

Butt stuff usually feels better and better the more you do it. Did you thrust it in and out or just let the vibrations do things?

I guess it's not for everyone. :\

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>>685530770

>>685527359
Sauce?

>>685529241
yes

>>685531092
Also the largest thing I ever ramed up my ass was a permanent marker

a dead possum

>>685527359
OPs toothbrush

>>685531052

damn thing fought like a motherfucker too.

>>685527359
Dat chick

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I'd say it was about 4 inches. First time I ever came from my ass

>>685530832
Tried vibrate and non vibrate, non vibrate was better and the faster I went the better it felt, but there was no OMG moment. I have found my g spot with my finger but still only a so so feeling.

So yeah not for everyone.

>>685527359
Your mom's tongue

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this dildo

>>685530565
kek

The end of a normal sized bat.
Came from it without touching my dick, too.

>>685531624
Different dildos feel better (depending on your butthole, a thicker one or different shaped one can hit the right spots better).

I rarely get an OMG moment... it just builds and builds until I'm in like a dick-fugue. I find putting things in my butt to be less about looking for a big explosion of pleasure, and more about building it up forever. It takes a different way of thinking about masturbating to get the most out of it.

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>>685527359

>>685531092
http://www.xvideos.com/tags/nanali/1/

>>685527359
a toothbrush.
trying to pleasure myself with the infamous male g-spot.
all i ended up with was a wasted toothbrush and slightly irritated asshole smelling like aloe vaseline

A sharpie.

>>685528835
Yo dude I'm straight but anal stimulation is nice just do it with girls

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This thing

my gf likes putting things in my butt
>started off with a marker
>then a bottle
>then a bigger bottle
>then the same bottle a couple times
>then a baseball bat

she wants to try a football next time

>>685527359
6 inches of my 8 inch dildo

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>>685527359

oral syringe

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Biggest would be a big purple vibrating dildo. 9 inch, unsure girth. Never messed with anything smaller and didn't use it very often.

Other things include a toothbrush, golf club, hammer handle, bike seat, some kitchen utensil handles, just trying to keep it creative