Niggers, dudes making noise, fake blondes and the involvement of fruit or vegetables.

>>685522338
Random scat porn pisses me off

The lack of feminine penis

Males and their cocks, can't deal with any of that.
Although I like passable traps.
Figure that out.

My Family

Buffering

THE Ads

camera suddenly focusing on the guy's head in hetero porn

Like i'm interested in a closeup of a sweaty dude's face..

Twenty minutes of fake story buildup

>>685522760
This

>>685522338
When the girl opens her mouth and she's got a fucking vocal fry and sounds like a older Jewish woman.

>>685522338
guys wearing socks, I can't stop my eyes from looking, it irritates the fuck out of me.

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>>685525289
Going to have to agree on this one too. Especially when it's that fucker Ramon and his fucked up teeth/face.

a bunch of fucking noise, but i guess that's what volume buttons are for i guess

FEMALES LACKING A FEMININE PENIS

>>685522338
The fact that I shouldn't be looking at it.

>>685524991
video-one.com doesn't have ads

>>685522338
When they don't fuck in a certain position.

Like if i'm watching a video and in the whole video the girl isn't fucked doggystyle or whatever i'm feeling, i will have to find a different video with the same girl so i can see her get fucked doggystyle and that's too much work when your in the middle of stroking your dick

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>>685527314

blacks, huge tits, I just prefer them small, obvious fake moans, (stupid) tattoes, most piercings, nasty skin

>>685522338
When the guy is so fucking ugly that it is actually a distraction.

>>685522338
When the guy is fucking the girl from behind and they film under the guys ass and you can see the guys hairy ass hole.

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When the girl pretends/ is being told to enjoy getting cum on her face and mout when you can clearly see she doesn't.

>>685522338
fake bullshit

>>685522338
Ass spanking

the ads being better than the vid itself.

>>685527676
This so hard

>guys making excessive noise
>forced/awkard dirty talk
>black guys
>ads
>fake tits
>hairy pussy
>cringey plots ie mother + son, that ruin an otherwise good scene

>>685528952
"Mother" and "Son"

>>685529092
I'm really not all that concerned about grammar while discussing porn on /b/

I hate when the cameraman talks. Except the based guy from facial abuse. That guy is fucking hilarious. I also don't really like porn that star dudes that are uncut. Since I'm circumcised I just don't like it. It's a bit hard for me to imagine myself in their shoes. I also hate silent blowjobs, and music or acting in porn.

>forced moaning and noises
>butter face
>fake fingernails
>condoms
>guy finishing himself off

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>>685522338
Sux when it happens yo!

>>685529482
I agree with all of this, except I'm the opposite about the circumcised thing but for the same reason. I'm un-circed so prefer to see un-circed

>>685529584
DUBS

>>685529768
lost

>>685522338
sudden apearance of nigger cock/half breed cock

tatoos, short hair, loud bear noises from the dude

when your mom comes in and won't help a nigga out

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>>685529768
lol at filename

dude face, like seriously why

First of all, 99.99999999% of every guy in porn is upsetting to look at.

Secondly, I don't need a fucking play by play by the guy. Nobody in the history of watching porn has been like "man this porn is pretty good but i wonder if the guy fucking the girl is enjoying it I hope they put the camera 3 fucking inches from his mongoloid face and start interviewing him"

>>685529768
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY

When the women is having sex with a white man. I just know she isnt getting any pleasure out of it thats why I have to watch a black man fuck the girl

>>685529768
I've never been able to see this guy as anyone other than the main character in Powers

>>685522338
when you're about to nut and the camera goes to the guy's face

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>>685522338
The fuck outta here with that PePe meme. Dis Dat Boi's territory now nyugga.

Girls never opening their eyes. Is it the embarrassment or disgust, I don't know. But too many girls act like they've gone fucking blind.

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>>685533231
lolwut

When videos are labeled "not mother and son" If they're not related why bring it up?!