>>685518218
you cant bump your own thread if there are no other posters yet

>>685518815
ok
thanks

>>685518971
>>685518218
>>685518127
summer has arrived early....

Bumperino

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>No screen shot software
Don't cyber bully me

>>685520900
https://gyazo.com

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>>685521078
Thanks man

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>>685518127

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>>685518127
lel

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Not shopped at all.


Feels good I hurt some faggot mods feelings enough to warrant a ban for calling his gay little website a fag infested shithole

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>>685521504

I hate banana pictures

>>685520900
What did you do????

>>685518218
>Bieng this new

>>685521454
>>685521498
wtf

>>685521504
Sure you did

>>685521702
I never really knew, but the most ban worthy thing was posting Mr. Hands in a beast thread

Anyone have the one from /k/ saying that silencers are illegal?

I didn't take a screenshot of it, but the last ban I was given, a couple months ago, was from /tv/.

We were discussing how sex scenes in the GOT seem to only be for tits sake were as in the book they further the story. I pulled up a pdf of one of the of the books and screen shoted and posted a paragraph of a lesbian scene cersei has that shows how much she's become like the late Robert.

Fucking got banned for a week because supposedly breaking rule 16.

mods sometimes are fucking retarded.

>>685518127
Have no screen shot, but i was banned like a mont ago because of a tor exit node.

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Real 1

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>>685518127
here

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the conspiracy is strong with this one

>>685521972
Yes.

>>685520900
>No screen shot software
YOU MEGA NIGGER
THERE'S A LITERAL BUTTON FOR THAT ON EVERY KEYBOARD EVER MADE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM MAD

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>>685523483

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>>685523483
I said don't cyber bully me

>>685522832
this be old

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>>685520900
>No screen shot software

>>685520900
Press the prntscreen button and go into paint and click paste.

Where the one where someguy hacks a mods account, spams moots emails and a ton of other stuff?

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>>685520900

>>685520900
>screen shot software
my sides will never come back

No screenshot but I got a month ban two years ago with the reason "I dunno lol"

Disputed it and was unbanned with the reply "fine fagget"

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>>685518127

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mless

>>685526318
>sending moot twenty emails of horsecock
kek

>>685526244
If this is real that's like some 4chan hall of fame stuff.

>>685526948
It was snacks

>>685527225
kek
god the times have changed fucks sake

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>>685518127
Faggots.

>>685526363
story?

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>>685518127
Faggots got butthurt over a twitch raid

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kek

>>685528066
Posting sears catalog images?

>>685527731
Raids are forbidden? Lol, I've started a ton of raids and nothing happend

>>685528344
Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Some faggot reported and some faggot mod gave me a two week b&

>>685521504
oh hey january 29 is my birthday

>>685528622
fucking pedo.

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>>685528344
yep, read the rules m8

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>>685526244
my sides are in orbit

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>>685518127
i was warned for reporting the wrong post but i didn't screencap it so dats fucking b8

>also check my dubs

>>685526320
>not 4chan

>>685529029
you cant talk about reports,or you'll get banned

>>685528766
haha what does that have to do with anything

>>685529172
wel thats also fucking bait innit mate

>>685528915
I did, you just proved that you didn't. Or you just dont care about sub rules

>>685529029
Got banned for this, fucking garbage!

>>685529172
Global rule 8 doesn't apply to /b/

>>685528344
>admitting that you broke a rule that results in a 2 week ban
bye bye

>>685529486
Rule 7

>>685529560
Global rule 7 still applies in /b/

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>>685529560

>>685529732
You replied to the wrong person m8

>>685526948

This is where the

> something
> something
> ???
> PROFIT

meme came from

>>685529560
Do you srsly think they care?
>>685529786
^this

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>>685529939
Nope
>mfw this will never be allowed again

>>685520900
That violates United States law? Tf? This website literally has videos of people being murdered and we frequently talk about illegal drugs and committing crime. Is 4chan actually retarded?

Got a two week ban for posting a webm of a girl wearing cat ears and a tail on /gif/ for furry outside of /b/. wasn't even mad, funny ban

>>685529956
It comes from southpark you fucking newfag

>>685530172

Gore isn't illegal, the other stuff falls into artistic works of fiction. They probably posted cp or something

>>685530173
RIGHT THAT IS FUCKING BAIT

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>>685530281

MY POST NUMBER IS 685530400

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The posts? People spamming YLYL threads


Also: Mods will ban you if you say you've been permabanned before

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>>685530380
You probly werent even born when it aired

my post number is 685530600

>>685530566
lmao no

>>685530566
Negative ghostrider

>>685530149
Wtf is this kid

>>685530317
I've been banned for posting particularly graphic dog gore before, with that same message. a CP ban would be permanent

my post number is 685530822

>>685530317
I posted Mr. Hands getting fucked by a horse in a beast thread

i've been banned from /lgbt/ for talking about feminism before and from all boards for posting a tf2 aimbotter's steam profile link

>>685527614
Ah, the "no fun allowed" ban

I got a 3day ban for posting a pic of my cock in a hotdog bun on/ck/.

No pic tho it was on my old phone

I got banned for 1 week when I posted my face in a faces of /b/ thread in 2006.
I was 13 at the time.

>>685531071
kek

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This post if it goes through, is only my 2nd time posting on 4chan EVAR.
Trying a 1st post ever on 4chan, on /po/ with some templates stopped me at *screenshot*

>>685531078
Kek

Got banned three day for posting some guy fucking a horse on a fur thread, then the mods refused my appeal and gave me a whole god damn month...

>>685531155
>Can't even ban evade properly
newfag

>>685531155
how the fuck do they know if you are evading a ban?

>>685531088
I don't understand this shit. Obviously mods know that you will come back. I once got banned for saying "I'm 17, but I turn 18 in 2 months."

I got banned for posting a gif of a dog fucking a woman. I didn't even know that was against the rules! Bestiality is, or was in the recent past, perfectly legal in some states. Plus I found the image on 4chan, which I realize isn't a guarantee that it's not a banned image, but yknow, it seems not so bad to post an image on the same site that you find it on.

>>685531155
Delete your fucking cookies before you go back...

>>685531155
>EVAR
Fuck off underage

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>>685518127

>>685531329
I got a ridiculously short ban, too.
The mods work in mysterious ways.

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I still dont understand why

>>685521882
>Bieng

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I didn't even post this. ???

>>685531407
I got a 1 month ban for a gif of a guy fucking a horse

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>>685531535
>we hate your entire country but if you pay us money we will allow you
kek

>>685531329

- Fuck children. Their opinions don't matter and they only shit up the place with their malformed, baseless vomit they call posts.

- It's a board where porn is allowed. You're not allowed to knowingly show porn to children. Plausible deniability is the reason for all of those "are you 18" click throughs on other sites.

>>685531688
>i didn't even post this

uninstall hola you fucking kike

>>685531320
I've known for years this system is fucked beyond all use. But finally posting... really, kids?

>>685531454
I'm 43 and drunk, kid. Don't you even remember your own vernacular?

>>685531735
So you're all for censorship?

>>685531535
Cause you're a sandnigger

>>685531735
I was never cancerous and autistic like the cunts you just described.

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Don't have a scrncap but I got banned for this image as my first post ever waaaayyyy back

fag mods said was /b/shit

>>685521498
sir u made my day

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Forgot to cap it but I got banned for saying AYY LMAO in an /x/ aliens thread.

>>685531078
>>685523356

the JEWS rule 4chan

>>685531897

Not letting children enter is not censorship, you stupid child.

>>685532077
Fresh off the boat from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You've got no reputation here, you've got no name, you've got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>685532074
kek worth it!

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>>685532074
kek

>>685531966

Or, more likely, you just didn't know that you were.

>>685532099
>their opinions don't matter

moot was underage& when he made 4chan.
Why are you using the product of a childs time?

>>685531718
> sees image
*tips fedora*

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>>685518127

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>>685532074
Noice

>>685531511
Should be noted that I'm actually 29, I just posted "I'm 17 but I'll be 18 in 2 months" while I was mocking some idiot on a fortune teller thread or some shit. They banned me for 3 days then a full month for evasion

>>685532397
kek

>>685531897
Lolwut

>>685532189
It's retarded to think that just because someone hasn't been alive for 18 years, that all their opinions are irrelevant and invalid.
You can be exposed to /b/tards for years, and realise how stupid you are, and stop being a cunt.
Age won't really change that.

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>>685527661
Someone posted a picture of his mom. Can't you read, you faggot?

i always see those threads challenging mods but i rarely see them ban anyone.. and here bunch of bans for literaly nothing

>>685532585
4chan mod here. No one gets banned unless they post CP.

>inb4 everyone in this thread gets banned for not liking mods

So, for a while, I was using different phones, returning them when they didn't work, but I went through four total. I don't know if it's because of that it what, but I kept getting banned due to "avoiding ban". Then I'd go back to the site a second later and it would be fine. Then after a week or so, I'd get a notification that the ban was lifted. Do you know why this would happen?

>>685532663
>Lies

So sad I didn't screenshot my "posting cp is illegal" ban

>>685532663
>obviously going to get b& for impersonating mods

>>685532510
I know this wasn't your original point but that's not why the 18+ rule exists

>>685519146
He said, repeating the same mantra from the summer before. And the summer before that. Not wanting to admit that the year before, he'd been on the receiving end of this very same "insult".

Which is like being accused of being the newest turd in an old toilet left behind a motel.

>>685532770
Happens to me at my mom's house when I was visiting. She owns a campground and they have this printer that gives out different passwords for wifi to the campers. I had used a few of them while I was there and I got banned for using a dynamic IP or some shit

>>685532846
>>obviously going to get b& for impersonating mods
>impersonating

>>685532125
nice pasta lil fag
no gtfo the internet

>>685532846
>obviously gonna get b& for resonating mods