being a female on 4chan...femanons ONLY please
>>685488509
>no responses
Exactly.
Desperate faggot go outside
it's part bait, part honestly wondering if there are other girls here or not. if there are, they sure as fuck aren't on /b/
Even if there were girls on here, they would never admit it unless they were cam whoring
>>685488509
tits or gtfo grill XD
I'm a girl, ugly and fat. No pics.
>>685488509
gril here
dont hit on me silly boys :3
I'm a fat cunt and I smell like yeast
i'm not ugly or fat, i just have social anxiety and things
>>685489813
hi, i'm not like the other guys ;3
>>685489821
Femanons in B /thread
>>685489894
>social anxiety
grow up, please
>>685489418
Femanon here not cam whoring yet
>>685489821
what does yeast actually smell like??
>>685489946
no, you.
>>685489975
is that kim kardingo? was her sex tape with kanye or some other dark fella?
>>685490067
Alex?
>>685490012
Your mom
I think that we should demand a board only for girls.
>>685490282
but how would we ensure that no penuses entered our holy space?
wow this store front captcha is brutal
>>685490453
pic with timestamp
>>685490282
>>685488509
tits or gtfo
Wow so random xDDDDDD
>>685490453
Store front captcha sucks indeed
>>685490012
Uncooked bread
>>685488509
Hey ladies here's my ta ta's. Don't tell the boys :3
>>685490742
needs too much regulation
not really the spirit of 4chan
>>685491146
my dick turtled inside me
>>685491146
hey another lady here i like your tata's :3
here are mine
>>685491353
Yeh, but it will be the spirit of lady/b
>>685491389
Hot. Tell me more.
>>685489728
Thank the lord!
>>685491673
Very pretty femanon!
>>685488509
>females
>on 4chan
You must be new here.
>>685489418
This. Or on cancer rate threads. It's a lose-lose situation to admit it on /b/.
femanon here
i'm pretty, bitches
>>685488509
I'm a solid 8/10 18 year old VERY mentally ill female
>>685492244
Nice, will fap
>>685492507
Why mentally ill?
>>685492618
WOOO. YOU FOUND A LIAR on 4chan. two gold stars for ousting the fraud.
>>685492618
i posted that pic specifically so it was obvious irony
did you really need to search that?
>>685492618
Can't get nothin' past anon. You clever little shit. You sure you don't work for the faggot bureau of investigations?
>>685488509
>ITT
>>685492244
Moar
>>685488509
Nice b8
>>685492507
8-ish/10 22 here. Just got a CS degree and am sitting here with my pants down because I might get laid off before my first day at a large tech firm. The only thing I can do in the meantime is slowly starve and go on 4chan.
>>685490282
it's called tumblr, faggot. go there.
>>685493556
There doesn't exist 21 months... FFS
>>685493556
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
trips so close
>>685493556
Hi, sweetheart, how your day ?
>more pics
>>685492987
Huh. Guess I just wasn't picking up on that
Gimme a break man, I just woke up
>>685493556
>trap
>femanon
>>685493902
Don't bother me
>>685493794
hi sherlok
this thread is full of sherloks as it seems
>>685492618
>>685493556
kill yourself faggot you're far from a femanon be more obvious
>>685489121
No it's all bait
Even this is bait
Ok so femanons only... now what? Boob fest galore? Was there any other purpose for this thread? Let's all bitch and moan about our problems or talk about girly things?
>>685493808
or maybe WE were the ones gettin baited all along
how about that
>>685494111
Trips got it right. What's the point of asking for femanons, and then not asking them to prove it?
Camwhore war thread
>>685494111 this >>685494368
>>685493556
Please!!
>>685493998
But not a single Sherlock in sight. None that can at least spell the fucking name, anyway.
>>685494046
I'm actually just underweight and have a big rib cage.
>>685493805
Pretty nice actually, I have the rest of today off.
>>685494623
you should do a cam show for us
>>685494623
What's your job?
>not other anon btw
OP is a lesbo
>>685493556
Show feet in socks?
>>685494623
Yep, me too, i'm exhausted
>nice body
>not obnoxious
>more pics please
I got a question for femanons, at what age did you have to start wearing a bra?
>>685494623
let´s see that spread qt
>>685494878
Retail
>>685494786
No thanks
>>685494561
>implying it wasnt done on purpose
great work sherlok
well done
>>685494623
Show feet in those socks, I bet they're nice.
forgot pic
>>685494907
You have to be female to be lesbo
>>685495081
Like 10-11??? Curse early ass puberty:/
>>685495289
This
>>685490165
It was with bill cosby my man
>>685495257
that looks like a man body
>>685495257
You might not want to post face, but just give us the eyes!
>>685495342
Did you sometimes forget to wear one?
>>685495081
"bra" at 9, normal bra maybe 13.
>>685495257
you up for showing face?
>>685495257
same but in all four pls!
>>685495257
Nice surgery bro.
>>685495257
Very cute. More pics and my world will be perfect
>protip : Change your bed sheet
>>685495471
LoL....Yep...embarrassing days those were:/
>>685489897
kys you goddamn omega fagot, like i would date you lol
>>685495257
Closer, but not quite the feet yet.
>>685494623
no clit, confirmed post-op trans
>>685495257
Am I the only one thinking "ewwww"???
>>685495397
That's why i'm rock hard
>>685495257
sum feet in socks please?
>>685495888
goddamit trips.
>>685495848
Here for you now stop bitching
>>685495705
Thanks for your time anon,
Plex
>>685491834
Damn those are nice tits
>>685495611
thanks I did it myself
>>685495547
No thanks
>>685495745
better?
>>685495081
12. I didn't need to, but all my friends were wearing them so I felt like it was a necessity to be normal. I started actually needing them when I was 14
>>685496113
show me your fingers/hands. Do it like you did your feet.
>>685496113
>possible trap
>glorious feet
I'm in love
>MOAR
>>685496300
>possible trap
even when there is a pussy right infront of you, you still hold on to the hope that there might hide a penis somewhere.... I do truly fear for the future of humanity.
>>685496113
where do you come from? those sheets give the impression that you are from a third world country
I'm a girl ugly you don't want pics no tits they're tiny and shameful I'll gtfo
>>685496113
good god!
some toes from the top? or somthing like pic related?
>>685496113
You really need to vacum.
>>685496300
Why are you guys calling her a trap? She showed us her bagina
>>685496533
Didn't you have an old KFC bucket to finish ?
I don't have any thing to contribute to this thread so here's my dog
>>685496648
It's 2016 mate, vagina is no more a proof for being female since birth
>>685493805
The cringe
>>685496676
What are you talking about?
im femanon
>>685496113
please how hands. The palms or the back is fine.
>>685496980
tits w/ timestamp or gtfo
>>685495081
Started wearing training bras at about 11 or 12.
>tfw I was too petite for real bras until about 15
>>685497016
show*
>>685496913
>>685496937
Sorry, i just had a concussion
this is stale pasta, get over it nerds
>>685496980
tits with timestamp
>>685495081
8. sucked
>>685489728
Are you white? I am into chubby
>>685496980
Minimum requirement is at least timestamp... otherwise you will remain a fat 30 year old virgin bastard living in moms basement.
Furthermore, why so sad?
>>685496980
We need to be sure
>>685496937
>>685497326
chubby is ok, landwhales is not
Please, don't fuck my eyes
>>685497205
>>685496787
Oh my lord that's a beautiful corgi
>tfw favorite dog breed
>>685497470
>>685497406
Oh hi doggi!
>>685488509
Hey I'm a femanon too =)
How often do you masturbate fellow femanons?
>>685497481
Thank you! I love him so much
>>685496113
> size 12 feet
>>685496980
You're super cute. Not much of a resemblance, but for some reason you remind me of Anne Frank
>>685496980
The fuck are you doing here? You look fine, go have a cunt boyfriend
>>685497660
So sweet.
What's his name, if you don't mind my asking?
>>685497657
>totaly another femanon
Stinks of cock in here
>>685497247
grossgore/10
>>685497609
Hi there! That was his best anime face
Now he's hanging out waiting for me to get out of bed
>one must become the bread loaf
>>685496113
please show hands
>>685497563
It has already struck!
>>685497711
But I'm Aryan tho
>>685490012
Salty coins and milk
>>685497660
so much cuteness...
>>685497851
And his name?
>>685491389
How ironic my turtle dicked inside me
>>685497941
I know, it's weird. Must just be facial expression or something
>>685497766
His name is Scooter. he's just so close to the ground...
>>685495257
What retail do you work in? Are you selling dildos?!??!?!
>>685497461
Fag. She is also not bbw. Its all about fat distribution, woman that have fat with no holes on the legs or tires on the belly are fine
>>685498102
>>685496604
Just post 'em
>>685498156
Ugh I want to steal him
>>685496113
No more pics ?
>>685497043
What the fuck? This isn't the goddamn Olympics, what do your tits need training for?
>>685498238
You misunderstand me, this girl is okay
> here's a landwhales
>>685498293
Noo don't steal him he loves me :(
You can come get all the pets though. He loves new people
>>685498102
>>685498714
It's okay if i pet you ?
>>685498829
That depends on your gender my anon friend
>>685491146
I like those. I'd like to rub my face on them
>>685498957
Male but i'm bisexual so if you have either cock or pussy, i take it
>>685491834
I lick the sweat from under your tits
>>685488509
I dislike referring to myself as a femanon, it just makes me seem like an attention whore
>inb4 attention whore
>>685496980
you are beautiful
>>685498957
I would also give pets to both you and Scooter
And i, admittedly, am a femanon
How to tell if a grill likes you?
>>685499472
>I would also give pets to both you and Scooter
>And i, admittedly, am a femanon
Get your hands off, bitch ! Pussy/cock is mine !
>>685499472
I have a dog, two of them in fact. can we get some pets too?
>>685499472
GIRL!!!!!!!!
Spread your cheeks and show part of a shit coming out of it and time stamp it so i can sniff my screen you dirty whore
>>685494623
honest question (to all femanons):
how would you like it if your bf was a lolicon?
i know there are girls who like shota/loli and i know that there are guys that like such girls.
>>685499153
Well sadly I'm a straight male so no dice. You can get puppy cuddles though I recommend them
>>685499296
attention whore
>>685499666
Only if they're corgis
>>685499758
Man, you want to know why being gay/bi is cool ? No more dealing with woman and their bullshit.
>>685499684
Hahahahah that's actually really funny that you say that because i have a scat fetish.
I'm not into exposing myself tho
>>685499472
Well thank you femanon, I'm sure we could work something out for everyone to be thoroughly pet
>>685499877
no, pug and a pit bull. Can I still get my pets?
>>685499748
Very much
>>685499979
Is...is that a glorious manboob ?
>>685499748
I like it.
>>685499934
Trust me, if I could do it I would. If make a great gay dude / trap. But fucking hell I love women and tits. Tits are just so amazing.
>>685499979
No probs.
There shall be enough pets to go around
>>685500133
maybe that's where he's going to want to be petted.
>>685500072
Nope
Corgis only bud
>>685500133
That's an armpit my friend. No man boob here, I'm actually decently fit
>>685500245
Tits is love, tits is life
>>685500245
I would make *
>>685500389
Cool, cool. i don't like chubby man (chubby girl okay).
DOES SIZE MATTER?
>>685500402
Right? You understand.
>>685500532
Yes
>>685500532
not that much. Nobody like horse-tier dick.
>>685500684
Depends on my mood.
If a gril starts talking to you does that mean she like you?
>>685500610
Mr. Gym, is that you ?
How to tell if a girl likes you?
>>685500532
Size only matters until you are about 6 inches or so. After that it more or less gets the job done regardless.
You should really only worry about size if you are under 5 inches I think
>>685500776
Depend on the elasticity of your ass*
>>685494623
Sharpie in pooper
>>685500835
If she touches you above your elbow and laughs at your stupid jokes.
>>685500255
Good! Did you post face in the thread?
>>685500825
Thanks mr skeletal
>>685500835
moist pussy
>>685500879
Lol. Don't be a bitch.
>>685498102
keked
>>685500258
Hey have you ever had your chest petted? Feels good man
>>685500835
When she touches your peepee
>>685501027
Like my old grandma says
>Hole needs to be filled
>>685500919
But everyone laughs at my jokes because they are funny
>>685500939
No :/
It's not because I'm self-conscious or anything, i actually think I'm decent and I've got a great body...but i don't want to expose my face/body and pose the risk of people being able to identify me lol
Is asking a girl out to the movies a good idea?
>>685501190
Maybe everyone laughs at you because you have asperger
>>685500835
Easiest way to tell us if the girl gives you more attention and is more willing to hang out with you than anyone else at the moment.
Does she jump at the opportunity to hang out with you? Does she consistently text you back quickly? Does she sit next to you and hang out with you even when other dudes are around? She probably likes you.
>>685500835
if you have to ask, it doesn't matter for you. They don't. Speaking from experience.
>>685501349
Kindof. only a couple reasons
>event movie
>you're both movie fans
>you're a social retard
If it's the last case make sure you go to the movie first before something else. That way if you can't figure out what to talk about you can talk about the movie.
>>685501354
I jokingly call it "assberger"
That's one example of the jokes I pull
>>685501354
>asperger
>>685500684
>>685500868
So are you telling me that a 20cm dick isnt a big deal?
Have you thought about fucking off OP?
>>685501694
No more nude in this fucking thread ? girls, please !
>>685501286
Well as long as you aren't pulling the picture from Facebook, and you leave your face out of it, it's fine. Or just be like me and post anyways, 4 Chan is normally pretty chill. The secret is not to post face and body pictures in the same thread. That can get you in trouble. Anyways if you post your face post mine. Or post your body and I'll post mine.
>>685501733
Convert that to freedom units I'm too lazy to google
>>685501733
pretty decent but no big deal.
How important is confidence? Because I'm shy around girls..
>>685493408
Wait, they give degrees on Counter Strike?!
>>685502233
>>685502132
I know that 12 inch are 30 cm. Maybe you can do the math or something. I'm not googling it either
>>685502227
It's pretty important anon.
Shy dudes get friendzoned. Confident dudes get laid
>>685496113
post more of you
>>685502227
You can try MDMA if you have confidence issue.
>0.2 grams should be enough
>>685496113
Please, come back
>goddess body
>>685502035
Part of the reason is also because I don't want hundreds of creepy neckbeards saving my picture for their own personal use or spreading it around all over the rest of 4chan...
I'm uncomfortable with imagining 30 year old basement dweller virgins jerking their micro penises to my body/face...I guess I'm just a bit more reserved in that regard :p
>>685502513
But I won't get hard while being high and probably act like a retard
>>685502633
makes sense. Just post your feet then. I mean, who would masturbate to that, right?
>>685502898
hmmm if you take 0.1 grams, you can have an erection and you will be almost as usual
Also, cocaine give MASSIVE confidence (trust me)
>>685502920
Haha i can't tell if that was sarcasm or not
But nah one of my most unflattering features is my feet :p
Do you have kik?
>>685503038
Thanks will try it out if I leave my basement
>>685502633
That's fair lol. But you are on 4chan, it just kinda comes with the territory. Neckbeards are creepy but pretty harmless
>>685502633
Fucking normie!
>nice dubs tho fuckface!
>>685503242
>Do you have kik?
I'm not a nigger
Rate me girls
>>685502633
just gtfo you stuck up cunt. the pretty little princess is too good for anybody here? you judgmental twat. I don't want to see your pictures anyway because you're hideous...on the inside. I hope you die in a car accident
>>685503338
Nevermind, that was directed toward the other anon lol
>>685503288
no need to leave your basement
https : // www.deepdotweb.com / marketplace-directory / listing / alphabay/
>>685503425
Nah, just have an identity and personal life outside of 4chan is all