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Ruin a first date in 4 words.
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Ruin a first date in 4 words.
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>>685474156
my ex was hotter.
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OP isn't a fag
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Do you do anal?
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I voted for Trump
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What's your favorite anime?
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>>685474156
your ex was hotter
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>>685474156
You should wear makeup.
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>>685474156
do you play games
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>>685474156

Boner hiding apparatus here
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You wanna get married?
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I forgot my wallet at home :(
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Mind if I vape?
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Let's browse /b/ together
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>>685474156
Did you just cum?!
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>>685474156
It is my privilege.
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I post on 4chan
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Your dick is out
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I am a Brony
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>>685474156
I like anal sex
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I have a kid
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>>685474156
pink cardamon dish vaccine
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I'm still a virgin
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>>685474156
You look like mom
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>>685474845
Good one
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When did 4chan become Jacksfilms?
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Desu desu desu desu
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I fucked your sister
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You look like shit.
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I collect toenail clippings
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How much an hour?
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Toss my salad, cunt.
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>>685474156
do you like furries
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>>685474156
I'll use body language and slap my cock on the table.
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do you like mudkips
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>>685474156
I'm below six inches
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>>685474156
Hitler did nothing wrong
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I need a shit
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Don't you love abortion?
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>>685474565
Kek
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I fucked your sister.
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>>685474988
That's 5
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>>685474156
I love you mom
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Do you know 4chan?
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>>685474565
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i don't have money :v
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Premature ejaculation cumming in--ooohh
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>>685475292
See? Exactly like jacksfilms
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Jet fuel steel beams
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"I ruined first date"
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>>685474156
check these dubs faggot
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Oh meet my ex.
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sieg heil mein furher
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>>685474845
Kekekkk
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you are fucking ugly
check your fucking privlidge
you're a stupid cunt
fucking leave me alone
you must be retarded
what are your diagnosis'?
know your family history?
lets go exercise instead
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Dad, that's too hard
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I am a /b/tard
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>>685474845

My sides have reached the end of the observable universe
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Hey, wanna.. Do it?
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Your sister was better
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>>685474156
nigger nigger double nigger
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Here come dat boi
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AY YO HOL UP
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Who was phone?
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>>685475113
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>>685474156
You like anal, right?

Seriously, that ones 50/50. They either stay and want to weird stuff or they fuck off. It's kind of a win actually.
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No traps aren't gay.
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Pursuant to Megan's Law...
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Correct, balls aren't touching.
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I usually visit 4chan
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Refugees welcome in <insert country>
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Liking Femcock isn't gay
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Forehead joke, light switch.
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>>685474156
you look like mother
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>>685474156
Do you like MLP?
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Frog riding a unicycle
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>>685475487
>furher
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I'm pregnant, it's yours.
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>>685474156
I worship black cock.
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>>685474844
Best reply and I'm the first to acknowledge it.

/b/ has failed
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>>685476247

Are you that needy for attention you fucking samefag?
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>>685474156
i'm a nice guy
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I'll fart right now
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>>685474807
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>>685474156
is that my wife?
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I love rape culture
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Do you like CP?
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I have anime pillow
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>>685474938
Single father here, can confirm. Especially if I go for the younger ones.
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>>685476689
That's why you pick up whores
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Trotsky was actually right
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>>685474744
"I can not count."
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>>685474156
Do you watch YIAY?
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I have an STD
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I like to yiff
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>>685474156
I fucked your sister.
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>>685474565
That's five
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>>685474156
I am a fullonrapist
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i hope you swallow
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>>685474156
I like to vape
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yiff in hell furfag
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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i have super aids
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I go on 4chan
Hi my name's moot
Jews did nine eleven
Girl gamer ecks dee
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>>685474156
Fucking kill yourself bitch
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>>685474156
I browse 4chan daily
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>>685477551

No it's not you fucking nigger.
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Have you ever 4chan
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>>685474156
Good day m'lady
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>>685477551

If anything, it's four and a half.
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>>685477745
To whom are you adressing?
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>>685478135


contraction - "a word or group of words resulting from shortening an original form."

Nigga that's one word.
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Oh hi, I'm Moot
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>>685478194
her parents
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>>685477551
that's four you dumb cunt
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>>685478360

I'm just saying, if you wanted to be a real dick, you could argue that a contraction counts as one and a half. I'm not saying I subscribe to that school of thought, but I can see why someone would, my nigga.
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Well don't have 4words to ruin first date,

But pickup line that seems to work 50% of time

>hi my names anon
>...(dramatic pause)...
>can I have a fuck,please?
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>>685474156

I like my daughter.
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Your feet are sexy.
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>>685474156
I need to poo
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>>685474156
I have fucking herpes
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>>685474156
Transgender equals mental illness
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Why are you here?
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>>685474156
You are too fat.
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Want the old lickeroo?
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>>685474156
After you muh lady
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>>685474156
wage gap's a myth
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I am a feminist
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>>685474156
Get the fuck out.
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I post on 4chan
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Will you peg me?
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>>685477936
>Girl gamer ecks dee

Orbit
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I forgot my wallet.
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>>685474156
hi this is dan
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>>685474156

i am into feet
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>>685474156
Your mom likes anal.
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>>685478939
>I am willing to admit something wrong is acceptable because some people are fucking stupid.

You must be in charge of every public school system.
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>>685474156
You must like food
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What is this, jacksfilms?
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>>685474156
I raped you yesterday.
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>>685474156
Will you marry me?
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I have seven cats.
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Im asexual
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>>685474744

"Sorry. Forgot my wallet"
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Tightest little kid ever.
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>685480453
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>>685474156
Ave maria deus vult
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I make big cums.
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>>685474156
Oh yah mr. Crabs
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bananawhore smegma smegma niggeranus
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You're a sex object.
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>>685475845
Underated
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>>685474156
Wanna meet my waifupillow?
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Are you a virgin?
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You wanna clop later?
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I am a republican
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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So...How many abortions?
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Wanna see my katana?
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I am Chris Hansen
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I like watching anime
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Let's go get coffee
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Rei or best girl?
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>>685474156
Who's your favorite pornstar ?
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>>685480247
In orbit
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How much? Be honest
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Jetfuel can't melt steelbeams
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>>685474156
What about your boyfriend ?
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you strip, I post
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Greasy moist cougar snatch
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>>685481130
Instant succ
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I am an atheist
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>>685474156
i collect used tampons
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>>685475893
This anon. I've asked this question early on. Best response has been; "Sure do. Lemme grab my strap-on out of the car." She was weird in a great way.
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>>685481885
/thread
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I'm captain jack sparrow.
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>>685474156
I rape dead dogs
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I dont like showering
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>>685474156
your cunt smells bad
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>>685481970
Kek
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>>685474156
You enjoy anal rape?
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Are you a trap?
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Allahu akbar allahu akbar
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>>685474550
I feel the bern
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>>685474824
Did you just cum in me?
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>>685482157
That works excellent in germany
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>>685481281
please take a seat
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it's me, goku
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Will you cuck me?
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>>685474156
Wanna suck my gooby?
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This date is ruined.
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I like star trek.
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>>685479146
You're

I have three balls
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I am a Vegan
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>>685474156
I assraped your abortion
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>>685474156
I'm a kissles virgin.
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I really love you
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>685474156
Hitler was not right
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I rape little kids
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You beautiful how much?
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My dick is small
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I like getting bj's
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SO YOU BE SAYIN
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Who's your favorite senran?
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>>685474156
Do you like anime?
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I don't like bernie
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You ever watch Evalion?
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>>685474807
Nice
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I play DOTA 2
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Im black
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arent you a pornstar
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>>685482945
Fucking nigger, that's already been said!
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>>685474156
show me the money
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>>685474156
I am your father
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>>685474807
Lost.
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I am an artist.
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Cuck me please daddy
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Just go fuck yourself
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>>685482634
Nope, it's 'your' you cunt flap.
>You're a faggot.
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>>685474156

Notice me senpai.
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You are really fat
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>>685482634
It's "your" you dumb cunt.

Kill yourself
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>>685474550
how to get laid 101
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>>685483359
This faggot is right
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do you play minecraft?
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>>685482634
You're means you a(apostrophe goes here and you take away the a)re.
Your means belonging to.
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Sharpie in your pooper
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I'm actually a ginger
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Do you watch pewdiepie
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>>685477936
But Jews did 9/11
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>>685483294
>>685483359
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Evening m'lady *tips fedora*
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You got a dick?
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>>685474156
I have insecurities too
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>>685474156
I have no job
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>>685484246
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>>685483922
Nice try, faggot
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>>685474156
I repost at 9gag.
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>>685480343
top bantz
This level of shitposting should stay on /pol/ with the big boys.
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Why are you ugly?
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>>685474156
Hi, I'm a Trump supporter
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"I'm a full-on rapist"
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>>685474156
I browse 4chan regularly.
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>>685484728
there's always the chance that she might mishear you though
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>>685478555
Checked
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>>685484912
she: what's that

you: oh it's a place where they have trap threads

she: trap threads?
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>>685474156
I love you +1
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>>685474156
gotta call my dermatologist
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>>685483156
What? This line has been effective ever since.
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Omg is that semen?
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Reddit is my fave!
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>>685474156

You look like mother.
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>>685474156
Are you a trapp?
I fap to cp
I fap to ponys
I just faped to your fb pics ( thats seven words)
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Is that a rash?
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