Ruin a first date in 4 words.
>>685474156
my ex was hotter.
OP isn't a fag
Do you do anal?
I voted for Trump
What's your favorite anime?
>>685474156
your ex was hotter
>>685474156
You should wear makeup.
>>685474156
do you play games
>>685474156
Boner hiding apparatus here
You wanna get married?
I forgot my wallet at home :(
Mind if I vape?
Let's browse /b/ together
>>685474156
Did you just cum?!
>>685474156
It is my privilege.
I post on 4chan
Your dick is out
I am a Brony
>>685474156
I like anal sex
I have a kid
>>685474156
pink cardamon dish vaccine
I'm still a virgin
>>685474156
You look like mom
>>685474845
Good one
When did 4chan become Jacksfilms?
Desu desu desu desu
I fucked your sister
You look like shit.
I collect toenail clippings
How much an hour?
Toss my salad, cunt.
>>685474156
do you like furries
>>685474156
I'll use body language and slap my cock on the table.
do you like mudkips
>>685474156
I'm below six inches
>>685474156
Hitler did nothing wrong
I need a shit
Don't you love abortion?
>>685474565
Kek
I fucked your sister.
>>685474988
That's 5
>>685474156
I love you mom
Do you know 4chan?
>>685474565
i don't have money :v
Premature ejaculation cumming in--ooohh
>>685475292
See? Exactly like jacksfilms
Jet fuel steel beams
"I ruined first date"
>>685474156
check these dubs faggot
Oh meet my ex.
sieg heil mein furher
>>685474845
Kekekkk
you are fucking ugly
check your fucking privlidge
you're a stupid cunt
fucking leave me alone
you must be retarded
what are your diagnosis'?
know your family history?
lets go exercise instead
Dad, that's too hard
I am a /b/tard
>>685474845
My sides have reached the end of the observable universe
Hey, wanna.. Do it?
Your sister was better
>>685474156
nigger nigger double nigger
Here come dat boi
AY YO HOL UP
Who was phone?
>>685475113
>>685474156
You like anal, right?
Seriously, that ones 50/50. They either stay and want to weird stuff or they fuck off. It's kind of a win actually.
No traps aren't gay.
Pursuant to Megan's Law...
Correct, balls aren't touching.
I usually visit 4chan
Refugees welcome in <insert country>
Liking Femcock isn't gay
Forehead joke, light switch.
>>685474156
you look like mother
>>685474156
Do you like MLP?
Frog riding a unicycle
>>685475487
>furher
I'm pregnant, it's yours.
>>685474156
I worship black cock.
>>685474844
Best reply and I'm the first to acknowledge it.
/b/ has failed
>>685476247
Are you that needy for attention you fucking samefag?
>>685474156
i'm a nice guy
I'll fart right now
>>685474807
>>685474156
is that my wife?
I love rape culture
Do you like CP?
I have anime pillow
>>685474938
Single father here, can confirm. Especially if I go for the younger ones.
>>685476689
That's why you pick up whores
Trotsky was actually right
>>685474744
"I can not count."
>>685474156
Do you watch YIAY?
I have an STD
I like to yiff
>>685474156
I fucked your sister.
>>685474565
That's five
>>685474156
I am a fullonrapist
i hope you swallow
>>685474156
I like to vape
yiff in hell furfag
Hitler did nothing wrong
i have super aids
I go on 4chan
Hi my name's moot
Jews did nine eleven
Girl gamer ecks dee
>>685474156
Fucking kill yourself bitch
>>685474156
I browse 4chan daily
>>685477551
No it's not you fucking nigger.
Have you ever 4chan
>>685474156
Good day m'lady
>>685477551
If anything, it's four and a half.
>>685477745
To whom are you adressing?
>>685478135
contraction - "a word or group of words resulting from shortening an original form."
Nigga that's one word.
Oh hi, I'm Moot
>>685478194
her parents
>>685477551
that's four you dumb cunt
>>685478360
I'm just saying, if you wanted to be a real dick, you could argue that a contraction counts as one and a half. I'm not saying I subscribe to that school of thought, but I can see why someone would, my nigga.
Well don't have 4words to ruin first date,
But pickup line that seems to work 50% of time
>hi my names anon
>...(dramatic pause)...
>can I have a fuck,please?
>>685474156
I like my daughter.
Your feet are sexy.
>>685474156
I need to poo
>>685474156
I have fucking herpes
>>685474156
Transgender equals mental illness
Why are you here?
>>685474156
You are too fat.
Want the old lickeroo?
>>685474156
After you muh lady
>>685474156
wage gap's a myth
I am a feminist
>>685474156
Get the fuck out.
I post on 4chan
Will you peg me?
>>685477936
>Girl gamer ecks dee
Orbit
I forgot my wallet.
>>685474156
hi this is dan
>>685474156
i am into feet
>>685474156
Your mom likes anal.
>>685478939
>I am willing to admit something wrong is acceptable because some people are fucking stupid.
You must be in charge of every public school system.
>>685474156
You must like food
What is this, jacksfilms?
>>685474156
I raped you yesterday.
>>685474156
Will you marry me?
I have seven cats.
Im asexual
>>685474744
"Sorry. Forgot my wallet"
Tightest little kid ever.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>685480453
>>685474156
Ave maria deus vult
I make big cums.
>>685474156
Oh yah mr. Crabs
bananawhore smegma smegma niggeranus
You're a sex object.
>>685475845
Underated
>>685474156
Wanna meet my waifupillow?
Are you a virgin?
You wanna clop later?
I am a republican
Hitler did nothing wrong
So...How many abortions?
Wanna see my katana?
I am Chris Hansen
I like watching anime
Let's go get coffee
Rei or best girl?
>>685474156
Who's your favorite pornstar ?
>>685480247
In orbit
How much? Be honest
Jetfuel can't melt steelbeams
>>685474156
What about your boyfriend ?
you strip, I post
Greasy moist cougar snatch
>>685481130
Instant succ
I am an atheist
>>685474156
i collect used tampons
>>685475893
This anon. I've asked this question early on. Best response has been; "Sure do. Lemme grab my strap-on out of the car." She was weird in a great way.
>>685481885
/thread
I'm captain jack sparrow.
>>685474156
I rape dead dogs
I dont like showering
>>685474156
your cunt smells bad
>>685474156
You enjoy anal rape?
Are you a trap?
Allahu akbar allahu akbar
>>685474550
I feel the bern
>>685474824
Did you just cum in me?
>>685482157
That works excellent in germany
>>685481281
please take a seat
it's me, goku
Will you cuck me?
>>685474156
Wanna suck my gooby?
This date is ruined.
I like star trek.
>>685479146
You're
I have three balls
I am a Vegan
>>685474156
I assraped your abortion
>>685474156
I'm a kissles virgin.
I really love you
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>685474156
Hitler was not right
I rape little kids
You beautiful how much?
My dick is small
I like getting bj's
SO YOU BE SAYIN
Who's your favorite senran?
>>685474156
Do you like anime?
I don't like bernie
You ever watch Evalion?
>>685474807
Nice
I play DOTA 2
Im black
arent you a pornstar
>>685482945
Fucking nigger, that's already been said!
>>685474156
show me the money
>>685474156
I am your father
>>685474807
Lost.
I am an artist.
Cuck me please daddy
Just go fuck yourself
>>685482634
Nope, it's 'your' you cunt flap.
>You're a faggot.
>>685474156
Notice me senpai.
You are really fat
>>685482634
It's "your" you dumb cunt.
Kill yourself
>>685474550
how to get laid 101
>>685483359
This faggot is right
do you play minecraft?
>>685482634
You're means you a(apostrophe goes here and you take away the a)re.
Your means belonging to.
Sharpie in your pooper
I'm actually a ginger
Do you watch pewdiepie
>>685477936
But Jews did 9/11
Evening m'lady *tips fedora*
You got a dick?
>>685474156
I have insecurities too
>>685474156
I have no job
>>685483922
Nice try, faggot
>>685474156
I repost at 9gag.
>>685480343
top bantz
This level of shitposting should stay on /pol/ with the big boys.
Why are you ugly?
>>685474156
Hi, I'm a Trump supporter
"I'm a full-on rapist"
>>685474156
I browse 4chan regularly.
>>685484728
there's always the chance that she might mishear you though
>>685478555
Checked
>>685484912
she: what's that
you: oh it's a place where they have trap threads
she: trap threads?
>>685474156
I love you +1
>>685474156
gotta call my dermatologist
>>685483156
What? This line has been effective ever since.
Omg is that semen?
Reddit is my fave!
>>685474156
You look like mother.
>>685474156
Are you a trapp?
I fap to cp
I fap to ponys
I just faped to your fb pics ( thats seven words)
Is that a rash?