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She's passed out drunk.
More?
>>685453699
no thanks
drop ze pants with timestamp and I will give you a brojob.
yas moar
No, that looks like a fucking man
>>685453699
More feet
>>685453699
i want you to shit on that puppy pad op
>>685453699
Op
It's that a scar from a stabilization rid for a broken thigh bone?
WTF is that shit on your floor? Clean it up. Holy shit.
>>685454095
Chilled?
Timestamp with shorts around ankles
>>685454095
Ze, yes. I'm a cuckfag, don't worry.
>>685454205
Looks like puke
sharpy in pussy and pooper
Clean the fucking floor. And change the floor diaper. Somebody pissed on it.
Take a photo with your dick in front of her face!!!!!!!!!
:Dddd
>>685454045
Rod
Clean up the vom. Get her on the couch with s blanket, a bucket, glass of water and a bowl of eggs.....then post pics.
>>685453699
Kick in ribs
>>685454409
This
>>685454409
>Bowl of eggs
Wat?
>>685454045
Yes she broke her femur a year ago. And it is puke.
>>685454416
This definitely
Take those shorts off and show her ass. And by the way... Check em
>>685454557
Ok do clean her hair
tits puhlease
>>685454591
Singles! OP must do it.
>>685454409
+1 for bowl of eggs
>>685454548
she's not allowed to leave until she's eaten them all
>>685454557
penis on her lips
>>685454666
That sir... is a plate. Not a fucking bowl.
>>685453699
timestamp or leave, faggot
>>685454548
They don't have to say what, but they do have to eat all the eggs.
>>685454557
Put her hand in a cup of warm water.
mitch caught a body bout a week ago!
>>685454801
Yeah I know, but it's the closest I have ever seen in a porn to the meme.
>>685454548
Here you go, newfag
>>685454816
I'll leave then, faggot.
>>685454548
Welcome to /b/
How was school today?
>>685454931
bye, felicia
Dubs = Nudes
>>685454409
this
>>685454416
I was eating cereal and milk flew out of my nose lmao
pee on her face
>>685454666
Trips win
Nudesssssss for the sake of goooood
>>685453699
Stick your dick in her ass
>>685455123
seconded
OP taking forever, i'm done with this thread
>>685454920
Finally someone took the bait :^)
>>685454951
Oh, and another one :^)
>>685455307
She probably woke up and was like "wtf anon"
>>685455307
Hear hear, It's decided that OP is a faggot.
Thread adjourned indefinitely.
That vomit looks pretty tasty. Who ate all the big pieces???
I did the right thing and gave her a bath.
>>685455481
Duuhhh im gonna troll /b/ by pretendin to not know shit.
Good one man. You got us.
>>685455742
>>685455796
:) U mad, newfaggots
>>685454978
No one says that anymore
>>685455873
Fuck off cunt
>>685453699
1 move all the furniture in the house
2 toss a blanket over her
3 at about 8 am grab a large pot and a wooden spoon
4 find a good marching tune I recommend "erika"
5 bang away in beat to the tune
6 ?
7 Profit!
>>685453699
pull her pants off
>>685455984
Honestly, I really like step one of this plan by itself. When she comes to, act as if this is how the furniture always was.
>>685455984
this
>>685454548
>>685455481
>>685455873
I feel summer creepin' in, and I'm tired of this board agaaaiiiaaaaannn.
>>685454666
What was that story again?
If OP gets his shit together and more pics. This could be a good thread?
>>685456701
Story? It's just some Japanese porno where she gets kidnapped and raped multiple times.
>>685453699
curling iron in vag..
THEN PLUG IT IN!!!
So no face pics? I just wanna see what kinda sloppy Fuck does that kinda shit.
shave her cunt. it'll have her wondering wtf happened for weeks on end.
fingerbang!!
How lomgs it take to clean someones fukkin hair. Where are you op
Post gash?
Show Butthole
Put in recovery position
>>685457448
then kill her for the blubber
winter is coming
>>685453699
cut off the tips of it's fingers bro!
>>685457651
wait... what?
>>685457651
Nice grammar m8
>>685457091
This, all the way in, but without the plugging in.
>>685457754
The part with the fingerprints - cut them off. Then you could finger paint with them or cash checks at banks with them, or just keep them in a little box somewhere for fun.
>>685453699
take her clothes off for her, put her in bed, cum on her face, pic of all
>>685458025
this
>>685457975
do the plugging in but only if you have a highspeed camera. iPhone would work.
Get that shit deep as fuck!
OP here, turns out i'm a faggot and i won't deliver
>>685458025
Dude, OP is a fag. OP is always a fag. I honestly don't know why these fags make threads when they can't afford the upkeep.
>>685458254
I will
Where are you?
Did you remove the GPS data from your pic?..
>>685458320
I had high hopes for this thread too.
>>685458254
at least piss on her a little
>>685458384
That day Ron started a life filled with regret of the day he posted on 4chan.
Set her on fire and post webm
>>685453699
Make her a bowl of eggs for when she wakes up.
This faggot thinks he replied to OP?
>>685458518
>>685456304
it's hot outside
>>685458651
Roll
>>685456881
Being this new
You stupid nigger kill yourself
bread is dead
>>685458183
Sick fuck. Don't ever change b/.
>Open thread
>Scroll down
>No pics
>OP is a faggot
>/Abandon Thread
always remember to sage
>>685456881
I'm gonna need some sauce?
>>685454666
Sauce?
>>685459171
Chickens.
>>685454666
checked
>>685458860
What the fuck are you on about idiot? I already posted the context of the bowl of eggs meme so obviously he wanted the story behind the webm.
Fuck /b/ today, seriously.
>>685453699
Your dog frewup on the carpet.
>>685453699
webm of you eating that puke
>>685459333
Nice trips, dude.
sage goes in all fields.
>>685453699
Kick her in the face, just once. Post results.
>>685459532
thnks kevin
Fake and ghey
my girl keeps on sending me instagram pictures from 9gag /b/
wat do?
also roll for slavs
>>685460381
WTF
How do you know my name?
>>685453699
You didn't even timestamp it you silly faggot! SAGE!
>nice dubs tho, bitch
>>685454666
Satan brings you eggs. Accept the gift of the devil.
