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She's passed out drunk.
More?
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>>685453699
no thanks
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drop ze pants with timestamp and I will give you a brojob.
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yas moar
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No, that looks like a fucking man
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>>685453699
More feet
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>>685453875
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>>685453699
i want you to shit on that puppy pad op
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>>685453699
Op
It's that a scar from a stabilization rid for a broken thigh bone?
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>>685453835
>ze
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WTF is that shit on your floor? Clean it up. Holy shit.
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>>685454095
Chilled?
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Timestamp with shorts around ankles
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>>685454095
Ze, yes. I'm a cuckfag, don't worry.
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>>685454205
Looks like puke
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sharpy in pussy and pooper
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Clean the fucking floor. And change the floor diaper. Somebody pissed on it.
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Take a photo with your dick in front of her face!!!!!!!!!
:Dddd
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>>685454045
Rod
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Clean up the vom. Get her on the couch with s blanket, a bucket, glass of water and a bowl of eggs.....then post pics.
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>>685453699
Kick in ribs
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>>685454409
This
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>>685454409
>Bowl of eggs

Wat?
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>>685454045
Yes she broke her femur a year ago. And it is puke.
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>>685454416
This definitely
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Take those shorts off and show her ass. And by the way... Check em
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>>685454557
Ok do clean her hair
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tits puhlease
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>>685454591
Singles! OP must do it.
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>>685454409
+1 for bowl of eggs
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>>685454548

she's not allowed to leave until she's eaten them all
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>>685454557
penis on her lips
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>>685454666
That sir... is a plate. Not a fucking bowl.
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>>685453699

timestamp or leave, faggot
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>>685454548
They don't have to say what, but they do have to eat all the eggs.
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>>685454557

Put her hand in a cup of warm water.
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mitch caught a body bout a week ago!
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>>685454801
Yeah I know, but it's the closest I have ever seen in a porn to the meme.

>>685454548
Here you go, newfag
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>>685454816
I'll leave then, faggot.
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>>685454548
Welcome to /b/
How was school today?
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>>685454931

bye, felicia
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Dubs = Nudes
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>>685454409
this
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>>685454416
I was eating cereal and milk flew out of my nose lmao
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pee on her face
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>>685454666
Trips win
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Nudesssssss for the sake of goooood
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>>685453699
Stick your dick in her ass
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>>685455123
seconded
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OP taking forever, i'm done with this thread
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>>685454920
Finally someone took the bait :^)

>>685454951
Oh, and another one :^)
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>>685455307
She probably woke up and was like "wtf anon"
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>>685455307
Hear hear, It's decided that OP is a faggot.

Thread adjourned indefinitely.
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That vomit looks pretty tasty. Who ate all the big pieces???
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>>685455481
mhmm
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I did the right thing and gave her a bath.
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>>685455481
Duuhhh im gonna troll /b/ by pretendin to not know shit.
Good one man. You got us.
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>>685455742
>>685455796
:) U mad, newfaggots
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>>685454978
No one says that anymore
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>>685455873
Fuck off cunt
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>>685453699

1 move all the furniture in the house
2 toss a blanket over her
3 at about 8 am grab a large pot and a wooden spoon
4 find a good marching tune I recommend "erika"
5 bang away in beat to the tune
6 ?
7 Profit!
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>>685453699
pull her pants off
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>>685455984
Honestly, I really like step one of this plan by itself. When she comes to, act as if this is how the furniture always was.
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>>685455984
this
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>>685454548
>>685455481
>>685455873
I feel summer creepin' in, and I'm tired of this board agaaaiiiaaaaannn.
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>>685454666
What was that story again?
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If OP gets his shit together and more pics. This could be a good thread?
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>>685456701
Story? It's just some Japanese porno where she gets kidnapped and raped multiple times.
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>>685453699
curling iron in vag..
THEN PLUG IT IN!!!
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So no face pics? I just wanna see what kinda sloppy Fuck does that kinda shit.
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shave her cunt. it'll have her wondering wtf happened for weeks on end.
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fingerbang!!
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How lomgs it take to clean someones fukkin hair. Where are you op
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Post gash?
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Show Butthole
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Put in recovery position
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>>685457448
then kill her for the blubber

winter is coming
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>>685453699
cut off the tips of it's fingers bro!
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>>685457651
wait... what?
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>>685457651
Nice grammar m8
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>>685457091
This, all the way in, but without the plugging in.
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>>685457754
The part with the fingerprints - cut them off. Then you could finger paint with them or cash checks at banks with them, or just keep them in a little box somewhere for fun.
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>>685453699
take her clothes off for her, put her in bed, cum on her face, pic of all
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>>685458025
this
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>>685457975
do the plugging in but only if you have a highspeed camera. iPhone would work.

Get that shit deep as fuck!
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OP here, turns out i'm a faggot and i won't deliver
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>>685458025
Dude, OP is a fag. OP is always a fag. I honestly don't know why these fags make threads when they can't afford the upkeep.
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>>685458254
I will
Where are you?
Did you remove the GPS data from your pic?..
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>>685458320
I had high hopes for this thread too.
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>>685458254
at least piss on her a little
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>>685458384
That day Ron started a life filled with regret of the day he posted on 4chan.
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Set her on fire and post webm
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>>685453699
Make her a bowl of eggs for when she wakes up.
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This faggot thinks he replied to OP?
>>685458518
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>>685456304
it's hot outside
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>>685458651
Roll
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>>685456881
Being this new
You stupid nigger kill yourself
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bread is dead
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>>685458183
Sick fuck. Don't ever change b/.
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>Open thread
>Scroll down
>No pics
>OP is a faggot
>/Abandon Thread

always remember to sage
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>>685456881
I'm gonna need some sauce?
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>>685454666
Sauce?
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>>685459171
Chickens.
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>>685454666
checked
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>>685458860
What the fuck are you on about idiot? I already posted the context of the bowl of eggs meme so obviously he wanted the story behind the webm.

Fuck /b/ today, seriously.
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>>685453699
Your dog frewup on the carpet.
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>>685453699
webm of you eating that puke
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>>685459333
Nice trips, dude.
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sage goes in all fields.
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>>685453699
Kick her in the face, just once. Post results.
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>>685459532
thnks kevin
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Fake and ghey
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my girl keeps on sending me instagram pictures from 9gag /b/

wat do?

also roll for slavs
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>>685459060
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>>685460381
WTF
How do you know my name?
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>>685453699

You didn't even timestamp it you silly faggot! SAGE!

>nice dubs tho, bitch
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>>685454666
Satan brings you eggs. Accept the gift of the devil.
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