God is real.

>>685434626
>Pick any god besides your own.
>Give me some reasons why that god isnt real.
>Apply those reasons to your own god
>realise you devoted your way of life and total existance to an imaginary dude who lives in the clouds, made up by some bored sand niggers a few thousand years ago.
>kys

>>685435011
Just a quick guide for anyone body here who actually believes.

if this post ends in 39 god doesn't give a fuck about anon

If this post end in 17 then I fucking love pickles

If this post ends in a number then op is a faggot

>>685435011
those gods aren't real because my book says so
my book says my god is real
god confirmed

If this post number ends in a numerical digit, godclowns are a bunch of dopey uneducated hypocrites

>>685435312
Pickles are real... Worship them instead.

if this post ends in 69 then you know ;c

If this post doesn't end in 42 god is real

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the only true god is the deer lord

God is a cuckold. Satan is the bull.

>>685435011
/thread

a

>>685434626

If this post ends in I don't give a shit none of this matters

>>685435381
other books say your god is fake

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>>685435832

>>685436015
those books are false this also is written in my book

god confirmed

If post ends in 14 you're all gay

if this post ends in 50, god's holy number designated in the psaml 4:20, then god has existed since the beginning of time and always will exist, because was it not he who told adam and eve to have relations and make cain and abel, whom fought and abel lost, for this very reason the death penalty was made for god.

if this post ends in 56 allah is the true god

>>685436742
Oh boy

>>685435363
The prophecy has come to pass, verily.

I awoke to a locking in my dream. If everything I saw is real it'll be 42

>>685436742
fuck

if i get 42 then i get 3 wishes that come true exactly as i intended without any unforeseen consequences and 100% satisfaction or my wish back and also no limits on what i can wish for.

>>685436742
reroll

>>685435011
god is real you retard. i hope you get smitten

>>685436864
god fucking dammit

fags

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>>685436320

>>685436742
roll

>>685435679
PRAISE THE DEER LORD

>>685437427
kek

gos isnt real

>>685435679
If this post ends in 79 deer lord is the true god

if this post ends in 18 hitler was god

If this post ends in 83 my dick is god

>>685437640
reroll

>>685436742
roll

I am god
this post will end in 747

If this post is dubs, you all are pedos

if this post ends in 1 Boxxy is god

>>685436742
reroll

>>685437585
god is real you idiot.

If this post ends in dubs bronis are gods

>>685438244
dubs confirms

you are all faggots

>>685438291
no, you're the faggot, faggot

>>685437589
reroll

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>>685438236
>NANI?!?

>>685438244
no your a faggot

>>685435445
no, you're the uneducated clown. it's funny cause it's true. he's up there laughing at you

>>685436152
nigga is this circu logic ?
got me there
\O7 Praise the jesus

>>685436320
hory shit
this movie was so bad
the amethis atheist told me it was

>>685438436
dude i swear he's real. he just doesn't want you to think he's real cus you'd probably be his little bitch always kissing his ass and buggin him and shit

>>685436864
REEEEEEEEEE

>>685436742
roll