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I may get a cat they seem cool. But each cat has it's own individual personality... so what if my cat is a prick? Or he eats some of my PCs wires? Fuck. I would hate to get an animal, want to love it, but it's a prick and not only does it not love me but also ruins my shit. I see myself getting purposefully careless and just letting the fucker outside. You know, see what happens...

please advise /b/
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>>685434185
You don't choose the cat anon. The cat chooses you.
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>>685435220
This. Literally.
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>>685432584
I can hear it dropping out of warp speed
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>>685435220
>>685435423
Wise words, thank you. I hope to run into a cat someday or if I'm at a shelter one is enthused by my presence.
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>>685435736
Could also be a stray. You never know.
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>>685434185
>>685435736

No offense intended---I mean that sincerely---but it sounds like you might not be mature enough (at least not yet) to take responsibility for caring for an animal. You probably already know this, but it bears emphasizing that an animal is not a toy or a plaything that exists soley for your amusement. When you get a cat, you are accepting stewardship of a life: an animal life, which of course is nothing in comparison to a human life, but a life nonetheless.

First, you need to understand that any animal, no matter how "domesticated," is still an animal and cannot be expected to understand the value of material property. Even well-behaved dogs and cats sometimes damage things. Second, cats generally have more independent "personalities" than dogs and should not be expected to have the same "loyalty" (although many cats do exhibit "dog-like" attachment to their owners). That being said, few cats are "pricks" all the time, and many cat owners find their animals' occassional bouts of "rebellious" misbehavior to be cute and endearing.
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>>685437327

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Do you have friends or family members with cats? If so, perhaps you can find the opportunity to "cat-sit" for someone, to learn a bit more about how these creatures work. They have their own subtle body language, and you should also know that cats often take more time to get used to new people than dogs. You are much less likely to find a cat (as opposed to a dog) that is immediately "enthused" by your presence. Again, I warn against romanticizing our relationship with these animals. Neither a dog or a cat can "love" us in the truest, spiritual sense of the word, because the animals lack the intellectual understanding which is essential to true love. But we still value their companionship, and whatever animal affection they may exhibit in return for food and shelter, because we find them interesting and beautiful, and they enrich and add spice to our daily lives. In return for that enrichment, we accept the responsibility for their well-being, understanding that even animal lives are unique and valuable.
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>>685437364

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None of this is meant to dissuade you from getting a cat, only to make sure that you know what you are potentially getting involved with. If you are not prepared to care for an animal for at least ten years, understanding that the animal might sometimes piss you off, and that caretaking involves work, then you might not be ready. We don't need more abandoned/stray cats due to unprepared owners.
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>>685438216
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>>685437364

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But sometimes, as another anon pointed out, you don't choose the cat, the cat chooses you. In fact, that happened to me---the guy who was just rambling on about planning and preparation!

A few years ago, I began renting a room in a house with a cat, and quite unexpectedly became the cat's primary caretaker. You see, the owner had gotten a dog, which was very jealous, and kept the cat from getting enough attention. When I showed up, the cat began spending most of his time with me. I had never been around cats before, but surprisingly came to cherish the little guy's antics. When I moved out, I asked to bring the cat with me; his owner graciously agreed. I did not plan a ten-year commitment in advance, but I had become attached (and perhaps vice versa), and more importantly, the cat's living situation seems objectively better with me (i.e. away from the jealous dog). So, here I am, with a cat that could live for years to come. Yes, it involves work, and sometimes (rarely) he misbehaves, but when he jumps into my lap and purrs, it seems worthwhile.

So, anon, in closing, let me simply suggest spending time around other people's cats and learning to see what they find wonderful about them.

Thanks be to the Lord for the beauty of His creation, even the cats!
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>>685439111
your trips are well deserved cat anon.
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>>685438723
Dog particles can pass through solid matter.
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>>685439111
got my cat in much the same way.
Moved in with my brother and 2 other roommates in trailer. 9 cats, 3 dogs. All the other cats would bully the one that eventually became mine, and she spent most of her time hiding in the corner. I took pity on her and gave her a space the other cats weren't allowed (my room). She's moved with me every time since and will do things like follow me from room to room and wait at the door for me to come home whenever I leave.
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Here's proof that in case you think you OWN cats, you're wrong.
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>>685440095
More OC
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>>685440421
I have OC for days. Dunno why all the pics are rotated though, they're the right way up in my folders.
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>>685439332
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>>685440670
Adorable cheeky fluffer
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>>685440880
Thanks, she's my 2nd wifey, and she knows it.
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>>685440980
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>>685434185
The one thing I would suggest is getting a female. They tend to be more docile and are less likely to pee on your things.
>>685435220
But this guy is right. When you go to pick a cat, you let the cat choose you.
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>>685441483
very cute
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>>685432584
Bump
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>>685441698
Guys, how do I webm? I have some seriously hilarious videos of my cats and I don't want you to miss them.
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>>685441686
Photogenic as shit.
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>>685432713
Cutie choo
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nyan cat
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>>685435706
Damn thats amazing ..Kek
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>>685441836
Google it newfag
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>>685437845
Kiss...
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>>685441568
Do you have my cat? That looks like my cat you fucker
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>>685442464
Hahaha, that's Abby, she's hilarious man, got her from a shitty home when she was like 6 weeks old and she retarded as hell.
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(pic related)
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>>685440670
I seriously cant get over how fucking cute this picture is you sir have a gorgeous kitty
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>>685440518
top kek
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>>685440670
Gorgeous Kittie
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>>685442760
Thanks man, she's well loved.
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>>685442950
The sadness fills my eyes. Great thread.
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>>685441836

Not a one-click answer, but this might help:

>>>/wsg/957539
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>>685441836
Webm for Retards:
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
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We found this cat earlier today when we made wood logs, I named him Rommel and he is scared of a lot of noises and people
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OC
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>>685442950
trippingz as feck
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>attempting thread derail
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>>685442228
Charlie Kelly knows about cats:
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>>685436002

Yes, all of this. The cats I had growing up and those I've had as an adult have all been street rescues or shelter adoptions. They are the best. Here's my two tuxedos.
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>>685438031
this cheetah has seen some shit
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>>685443837
Karma'd lil bitch
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As promised, I'm Webming now, just sorting the file size limit.
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Why is it missing it's tail?
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>>685444723

Your OC? Nice job. Thanks for sharing. Happy Caturday.
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>>685444883

cmetana

>sour cream

>le cat is russian :3
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Purdey RIP
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>>685444945
why is this cat so happy?
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>>685445027
Still coming, I got maybe 2 more, hopefully 3 if I can find the one I took the other day.
Happy Caturday!
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>>685445313
aww ..
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>>685445209
Just look at his dinner.
No dry food nonsense for boris the cat!
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>>685443093
this so perfectly captures how cats view humans.
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My cat. Happy Caturday!
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Hopefully fixed the start time.
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>>685445716
Last one for now guys, I'll keep looking through what I've got for more! Happy Caturday!
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>>685446984
Adorable.
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My aunt has a couple sphinxes.
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God, I miss my little fuckers so much
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>>685449233
Kek, don't know why it's upsidedown
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>>685439332
Seen so many cats do this to tits.
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Bad Assed cat
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Happy caturday!
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>>685450569
Btw the two black cats made the chocolate point
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even better!!
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Some scary shit
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My black cat
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>goo to zoo in friend's car
>bring laser pointer
>drive into tiger area
>see two big ass tigers chillaxing under tree
>point laser dot at their feet
>nofucksgiven.bat
>wave laser faster
>tigers don't respond
>forgot tigers hunt by stalking
>fail to notice third tiger lurking behind car
>third tiger launches himself with secret ninja lotus decapitation strike that always strikes true
>misses
>third tiger lands paws first in first tiger's face
>rumble in the jungle begins, two tigers start literally tearing each other to bits
>blood and fur flying around
>shocked, my perception once again fails me and I don't notice where I'm aiming the laser
>straight into tiger 2's face
>tiger 2 takes interest in laser dot
>jumps on car hood
>girlscream.mp4
>car is fiat supermini 1994 and tilts forward under tiger's weight
>at this point staff comes running to see what the commotion's about
>put a total of maybe 7 tranq darts in tigers 1 and 3
>seduce tiger 2 to jump down from car hood with a big turkey
>me and friends get taken into office for question for like 4 hours
>get sent home and told to expect charges
>also banned from zoo.

cats are fucking assholes /b/
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>>685450779
their called siamese dumbass
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>>685454280
>there're
Siam is now called Thailand, idiot.
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