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Hawkes bay nudes anyone
Why are IDs even gone?
>>685430693
Because john key found this thread.
>>685430823
Very honourable photo of the Emperor of New Zealand.
whats everyone eating tonight
>>685432534
Haven't eaten yet. Might have sleep for dinner, ow
>>685432640
whats the best take away to get
>>685430470
>Christchurch
Evening
>>685433611
Burger King, unless you've got a local pizza or Chinese place that's good
ded
But I'm Australian. Can I stay?
>>685430532
post em
>>685435300
from hb?
>>685435238
I don't know why you'd want to stay, Bruce
>>685435238
oi oi you can stay mate
Dunners reporting, bruh
Noice
>>685436965
Evening, anon
How goes it?
>>685437103
It goes good. How it go with you?
Wellington reporting in. any other welly fags around
can you sheep fuckers not?
>>685438175
>because acted retarded makes you look cool
dunedin reporting what a shitty night
>>685431648
Wow. You don't know the geography of Japan at all do you.
The Christchurch dot should be to the left a bit and be wellington instead.
That Auckland dot shouldn't be where it is, that area is just a couple of sparsley populated fishing villages.
Where you have the bay of islands there is pretty much nothing.
Stewart island would be more like Okinawa which isn't even on this map.
>>685438197
yeah just smoked a joint and got some kfc, noting else to do
Uh nu Fuchs you Bru. Fuckin kiwi kunts.
>>685434071
Burger King has coupons too.
http://bk-apac-prd.s3.amazonaws.com/sites/burgerking.co.nz/files/documents/Coupon_May2016_246.pdf
>>685438340
aussie dipshit spotted.
>>685438197
yes
>>685439623
You could masturbate??
>>685439801
already have twice today
Where's your sheep bru. Lambs beware kiwis have Velcro now.
>>685439925
Only the weak armed six year olds need velcro. Real men have the strength to use the technique they teach us early on in high school where you just grab both the hind legs.
>>685440091
Nice technique do you apply that to your sister as well
>>685440091
It's similar to the method that filthy sand niggers employ with their goats.
>>685430470
lol kiwi fags
>>685440857
stfu cunt we are kewl xD
vape naysh out
>>685440966
Oh god its bait
I'm fucking triggered
>>685440966
i hope the vape pen blows your tongue off
>>685441271
thot
dunedin check in, wassup
>>685441623
? who dis butterface?
this is now a nudes thread
>>685442341
no more.
stop.
neighbours are playing music loudly fml
>>685442557
kill neighbours
>>685442443
that cant be real
>>685442443
okay that has to be fake
>>685438197
Porirua, the nicer part of Porirua.
>>685442791
why not?
>tfw no qt NZ bf
why live
>>685443555
you got trips though, so theres that...
>>685443921
M-Maybe those trips gave me good luck?
bf pls
>>685444899
What that mouth do?
Pakuranga/east auckland reporting in. How's things in nz tonight?
>>685444899
are you decent to look at?
do you even try to get a bf or do you wish one will magically turn up out of no where?
continue to do what you have always done and you will always get what you have got.
Is this cunt gonna win
CHCH Here.
Anyone know where a guy could score some lsd or shrooms?
>>685445001
Anything anyone'd want me to do.
>>685445310
I'm trying to properly get into shape, I'm just doing a few hundred squats at the moment though and I'm a bit eugh still.
I'm trying right now to get a bf, actively going out with friends and flirting but it doesn't really work too well.
I'm horrible with flirting though so idk.
>>685445478
i do, i get from sydnem
>>685445625
few hundred squats... you're doing it wrong.
>>685445436
nope.
nigga ate too much bk.
just a hype machine for burger king really.
>>685446000
Nice trips, but any contact stuff?
>>685446112
How do I do it right?
I'm just doing squats upon squats because that's all I really know,
>>685446357
y r u just doing squats?
nigga get a proper exercise routine.
>>685446294
go on a buy sell page and someone will contact you
>>685446859
Seems a lil dodge
This seems like something a nzer would do rfb 86
Did Joseph Parker winned?
>>685446977
dont get then
>>685447224
Yop
boobs
>>685447168
It's not truly RFB if it isn't in a matty b Cefiro
>>685446176
youre a fucking munter
>>685441461
>>pre-made Tachikoma
>>not building the superior Tachikoma model kit by hand
lame
>>685430470
I have not lived in NZ for 10 years, and haven't visited since 2011. The only good things I have seen out of NZ since I visited last have been the dildo throwing, and the laser-eye kiwi flag. And the ex-racist mayor guy - good on him. Apart from that, the country has gone to the shitter and it's laughable that you've stayed with such a dropkick of a PM. Come on NZ - cheer me up; there must be something else I can feel good about home?
>>685447266
Seems like it's going to be that way unless the guys I know can point me somewhere
>>685447722
>>I have not lived in NZ for 10 years
quitter
>>685447722
For me just the nature, the open spaces, beautiful scenery and general lack of fuckery that happens in many other places make it a top spot.
Granted, we have a share of bogans and such, but at least it is a safe and comfortable place to live.
>>685447906
lol. nice comeback
no, I left for money and trying a few new places
>>685447874
seriously just post, i did that about 5 times before i found my mushroom regular
>>685448204
It just seems so dodgy, if you mean fuqb00k
>>685447933
true. lots of development in some places too but - hope we keep that reigned in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYa2YPM7m0
>>685447722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI
i hope this warms your heart bro hahaha
whered u fuck off to anyway?
>>685448285
Yeah, its not until you see how shit some other places are that you appreciate it lol.
Of course there are many other nice places. Canada for example :^)
>>685448301
annoying.
>>685448394
hahaha - grape looking slut - excellent
I went to Asia and the Middle East and the UK
>>685448396
Canada's cool. I could live there I reckon. cool people
>>685448646
funny shit,
oh wicked bro im jealous are u having a good time?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dau-i5dHJI this is so maori lol
>>685446357
pictures.
youtube.com/watch?v=uHme_CcNpr4
>>685448168
>>money
dept
>>trying a few new places
ditching to places where your dept can't come back to bite you
>>685448907
yeah; it's cool. earning a lot more than I would back home - not that I could come back and buy a house in AKL lol
Seriously though - travel and living in different cultures - everyone should do it, and there would be far fewer cunts around the place
>>685449239
good try; but no, I've never had debt since paying off student load about 8 years back
>>685449808
*loan
but same thing I guess
>>685449250
buying a house in akl is punching haha . i will one day brother!
>>685451090
auckland is going to get blow up by a volcano and its going to be lol with all the fried asians.
>>685451697
what part
>>685446755
He obviously wants a big strong anus to grip the dick with.
anyone up for nudes?
>>685453164
Yea post some dunedin nudes
>>685453275
thats what ive got my man. u have any
>>685442913
i saw you posted in that car thread, where abouts is this gtr?
>>685453608
auckland
>>685454361
south eh
>>685453385
I would cut off my left foot for jess L
>>685453608
keen on boosting it bro? i'll give you the location. for a small finders fee
