This fucking thread again: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Sumoner or cleric?
>>685429276
Sumerian
>>685429056
Why don't you just fucking kill yourself?
>>685429979
Gotta shitpost
>>685429056
Why no hooker?
>>685430902
Don't want to contribute to trafficking and shit.
>>685429056
Why do you think you haven't had a kiss yet?
>>685431405
Because my average looks do not compensate my social retardation.
>>685431524
So what do you do with your time?
>>685431657
Browsing dank memes.
Bouldering, cycling, running, sleeping, getting drunk, vidya, reading.
>>685431866
You do all that and you're socially retarded? No judgement, but could you explain a bit? I'm not tryin to pry I'm sayin I wanna get you at least a kiss /b/ro
Aye you posted this thread before
>>685432037
>You do all that and you're socially retarded? No judgement, but could you explain a bit?
I am just awkward and stupid in conversations. No eloquence, no humour, no witness, just spaghetti. What I do in my free time does not change that simple fact.
>>685432143
I did indeed.
>>685432259
Sure it does, you've got plenty to talk about, and are we forgetting that sluts don't care about eloquence humor or wittiness? At this point in your life what have you got to be afraid of? If some bitch doesn't like you move on to the next one. I think you're setting yourself up for defeat
>>685432666
>Sure it does, you've got plenty to talk about
No. I have nothing to talk about. I am very bad at telling stories and in most conversations, my mind is blank. And not due to nervousness; it doesn't matter if I talk to some hot bitch or to my own mother.
>If some bitch doesn't like you move on to the next one.
There were many bitches that don't like me. There was never one which did like me.
Should I send her a dick pic? We haven't fucked in like 2years
>>685429056
I have seen many similar cases in my life. Mostly the reason is "in your head". You see yourself worse than you are. The other thing is also "in your head" men concentrate on the idea that the first time needs to be with a 10/10. And thats what you get. There are so many woman who have the same problem. Just start from "low" and move to higher ground little by little. Every pot has its cover.
>>685429056
you need the red pill, friend
>>685429056
Who's your waifu?
Become rich, you'll get all the sluts that way
>>685432930
Then be the strong silent type, shit man idk, if this isn't bait then you're perception of yourself is the only thing getting in the way
>>685432930
In some slav countries man do not talk more than "cyka blet" or "kurwa" and they get lots of pussy. Change your mirror.
>>685433058
Dick pics to everybody!
>>685433126
I usually went for average women. In fact, I don't know any 10/10.
>>685433139
Elaborate.
>>685433151
I might be pathetic but I am not that pathetic.
>>685433246
Currently looking for a job.
>>685431524
Post pic pls?
>>685433361
Dude. I had times in my life when I thought I was the best thing since sliced bread (alcohol helps a lot to induce this feeling), but I nevertheless didn't make any connection with anybody.
>>685433402
>>685433139
are you sad you're a kissless virgin?
if so, why?
>>685433484
>>685433722
Since I am quite active, my body is quite okay
>>685433126
Remember one thing, it does not matter how you look. What you talk. Nothing matters. The most important is self esteem. If you do what you do so that others think you know it well than thats it. Woman do not listen. They look on the main picture.
I have seen so many fat blobs, that are not richer than others and they have a 9/10.
Mostly they just send a good image of high self esteem.
(Sorry for the English)
>>685433591
Because sex is a basic human need. As is being loved.
>>685433151
fuck I love this anime I need a 3rrrrrrddddddd season
>>685431280
dude, a good escort is just doing her thing. Get a white one who speaks English and your conscious, and you sack, will be clear
>>685433722
Wtf man? Go out now and get some pussy!
It definitely wont come to your door by itself
>>685434013
>I have seen so many fat blobs, that are not richer than others and they have a 9/10.
OP here. Me too. But usually, these people have a great personality and are very socially adjusted persons. Those who have lots of self esteem paired with social retiredness usually end up on the cringe threads here.
>>685429056
why is it im not a virgin and i still want to die?
>>685434205
>Wtf man? Go out now and get some pussy!
I wish I could tell you that I didn't try.
>>685433583
Hmm. I guess I just don't get it, you said you are average looking, and you've got plenty of hobbies worth sharing. Women aren't that hard to get with, some will jump on your junk just for the '15 mins of fame' drama that goes with it. I guess I'm gonna bow out, don't think I can help you man, cuz quite frankly I don't see where the issue actually is. I wish you the best OP I really do
>>685434326
Then try once more! Look at the biography of A . Lincoln.
It is so, if there are 10 woman who would be with you (lets say in your town/city) and you meet some girl who dumps you. Then you are closer to the ones who wont.
Have you ever had a chance with someone and ended up ruining it?
>>685434509
>I don't see where the issue actually is
Again, I am just very socially awkward. As soon as I open my mouth, any attractiveness is lost.
>>685433722
>>685433783
Go out u faggot, Ur not even a manlet u'll get pussy FO sho
>>685434673
>It is so, if there are 10 woman who would be with you (lets say in your town/city) and you meet some girl who dumps you. Then you are closer to the ones who wont.
But finding ten women who could stand me in let's say 1.000.000 women of the right age, is not that easy.
>>685434758
There were probably quite a few people who were physically attracted to me, but who didn't find my personality attractive. But I cannot give an example.
>>685434061
have you considered that you don't need to have a woman in your life to be happy?
I'm not saying you don't have to have sex, I'm all for that.
what is your history with girls like?
>>685434813
As i said, in some coutries man do not talk at all. If they do its "kurwa".
Some companies just sell sugar water. Some sell the same product every year as a new one. Just make this your strong side.
>>685434813
Look at some guides or something man, google is your friend. Talk about your hobbies, but don't press too hard. Start the topic of conversation, but then let her talk. Add a few things here and there, but don't draw too much attention to yourself. When you go to talk, ask yourself "would a _____ say that?" where ___ can be anything like a /b/eta or a prick. Show interest, but keep your interest based around yourself mostly, chicks hate that desperate clinging to them crap.
>>685435117
The most simple strategy if you are really not a great talker.
Just talk with questions. Every person likes to talk about himself. Just ask and ask.
>>685435188
>what is your history with girls like?
I don't understand the question.
>>685435228
>When you go to talk, ask yourself "would a _____ say that?" where ___ can be anything like a /b/eta or a prick
I have no idea what a "beta" or an "alpha" is supposed to say. No fucking clue. I oftentimes read those threads here where equally retarded people try to chat up their crushes on messenger services and blow it. And usually - while everybody else is laughing - I have no idea what they did wrong.
But why does having sex mean anything? I understand wanting a longing relationship/companion but just having sex to say you've had sex is retarded.
27 y/o kissless virgin here.
>>685435481
This is usually what I did, because I didn't want to talk about myself. If she tried to get the topic on what I do, I usually gave some short response and changed the topic back.
>>685435689
>>685435188
take a look at therationalmale
.com/the-best-of-rational-male-year-one/
>>685435844
dubs is truth
>>685435844
Will take a look at it.
have you ever tried online dating? some people say its much easier
>>685429056
why are you worthless
>>685436455
Only Tinder and some German platform. Don't know what is the most used platform in the UK where I am currently residing.
>>685436486
I fucked up my life pretty good. No sex, no friends, soon unemployed.
>>685435689
mfw gamma +
>>685437707
i believe that these are all just states of mind. the material part (good job etc) are not prerequisite for alpha status
therationalmale
.com/2011/10/20/alpha/
>>685437707
omega- here.
OP, what is your power level?
>>685437958
state of mind, behavior, personality same basic thing right?
alpha+ lead the pack, beta/delta/omega(-/+) are the herd, and gamma+ are lone wolves.
>>685438583
If you refer to this shit http://wheresmysammich.com/picture/69257/what's-your-power-level?/
it's 134
bump, faggots
Should I get a 2000$ Hatsune Miku sex doll?
>>685431280
That's coward. Do some research, ask people who have made their experiences and you'll be fine. See it as a form of entertainment, and you'll get this problem solved. It'll help you getting your shit together. I highly encourage you to spend hire a nice hooker. There's nothing wrong with. To hell with dignity and shit!
>>685439855
How much should I pay? 500€, 1000€?
>>685439855
right? its like saying throwing 1 recyclable can in the garbage will destroy the planet.
>>685440005
Where do you live, anon? And how is your financial situation?
Well, the most important thing is that you feel comfortable, and that means that you want to chat with her for a while. If you go to a strip club, you might to buy her a drink, which is not cheep. But you can leave and go to another place. Just tell her that you have never paid for it before and your not too experienced. Ask her to start slowly. So in total with drinks and everything it'll maybe several hundreds bucks. The second time it's gonna be cheaper, because you can just buy for half an hour.
>>685440758
>Where do you live, anon?
UK
>And how is your financial situation?
I have around 20.000€ in savings, but I will soon be unemployed.
>>685429056
33 years dude? Just go get laid dude. Pay a hooker if you have to.
>>685441443
>Just go get laid dude
Never thought of that. Asshole.
>>685439450
Do it faggot.
>>685441984
K. 2000$ sex doll it is.
>>685441520
Says the 33 year old kissless virgin. Faggot.
>>685442445
>its worth it
>>685442869
>buy sex doll
>gets one with roastbeef curtains
for fucks sake, anon.
>>685442816
No u.
>>685442869
Fucking sold.
>>685433722
Not even you faggot, copy pasta image, seen it in other thread
what did you have for breakfast this morning?
>>685443021
man, fuck right off a cliff. its the only one image i have. i have some images of those jap loli dolls but i aint about to get raped in prison.
just google real doll. they go up to like 7500 with DD's and a removable penis without balls and a vagina. marcy projects marcy son what?