Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Dio love Rory and Spike love loli edition
>>685414328
Exactly! You'll be able to do it~
I have faith in ya~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcLwQ0uXYUA
>>685414049
We dont even make enchiladas
How do you feel about the quesalupa
>claim
>>685414588
I missed the beginning of this what are you in?
>>Brew asuka claimt
Well, not entirely sure about this edition.
>>685414328
>natural impulse
this.
scenario: someone (that i know obviously or else i get the shit kicked out of me) doing something to piss me off, i turn around and go,"faggot fuck off go kill yourself"
>>685414655
>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>mfw it's the year 2030 and these threads are still being made
I just want to let you guys know that I love each and every one of you. Especially Shizu and Megumin
>>685415019
>9
nice 9 :^)
King of heroes claim
>Best demigod edition
>>685414937
What up Chen
>who else says it like this
>>685415019
hey cirno get any good repeating digits as of late?
>>685414655
PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON
>>685414655
Sachi and shizu sitting in a tree~~
>>685414885
Noticed!
>>685414719
Hm?
>>685414956
CBR300R. Small bike, no surprise it was beat, but it still feels no better.
>>685415040
Why me and Shizu in particular?
>I love ya too~
>>685414885
ehhhhh actually Fahey's snacktaku review on slowtaku was pretty spot on. Its a greasy shitty cheesy mess, which I guess is what I signed up for. I think the one I got was too wet with grease honestly i probably would love it. The quesalupa doesn't have many more permutation possibilities which are the best taco bell additions (that breed other new shit).
>bounce bounce
Lurking edition.
>>685415208
Cause you guys are rad.
Oh and Rory, I didn't know he was here.
>>685415105
>at least equal best
Need to get it right, Gil.
>>685415200
>holds
If its any consolation, my CB400 trashed an M3
Claiming, I responded to alot of people last thread after the image cap and I lost my whole wall of text that I was gonna post in this one, too lazy to write it out again :c
>>685415040
psh, k
>>685415200
gor by a mazda? you must ride too responsibly. Alll 5 camaros I ever had bikes only saw me coming. Then they were gone. and I kept cumming :3
>>685415483
copy/paste
>>685415040
>noticed
That's sweet
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>685415182
Mmmmmm notic me more
>>685415234
Well were getting rid of it and bringing back the triple steak stack
And a orange cream slush
>>685415682
good night !!
>>getting mor beeer
>>685415478
I will settle for equal best edition while you're here.
>>685415182
you wot
>>685415607
I swear I copied it, but when I pasted it here it was something else entirely. I must've fucked up but oh well
>>685415682
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>685415455
>check'd
Thank you Barry~
How's your build going btw?
>>685415682
Goodnight~
>>685415438
>thighs
>>685415819
>thighs
>>685415040
<3
>>685415175
Later.
>>685415182
Only sometimes.
>>685415819
>Rattle in a tree
>>685414803
Thank you Megu.
>>685414977
It's the easiest insult to think of sadly.
>kys
Can't forget that one.
>>685415682
Sleep tight Queen Smug
>>685415483
Kek nice one m8.
>Best idol claimed
>>685415682
You will be missed
mind way for the qt3.14
>>685415814
Same. When either of us are alone in thread, we claim what we deserve after all.
>>685415878
Got it in one.
>>685415682
Good night smugger
>>685415758
ehh ifeel like i'm too smart to fall for the steak entrees usually, and every time they pop a steak entree they claim it has a mindblowing amount of steak (COMPARED TO BEEN BURRITO) or some weird caveat. I am a sucker for new shit though
>>685415908
i meant to go to bed 2 hours ago
>>685415923
i dont know but faggot just rolls off the tongue
kys is a classic :^)
>>685415887
Which one because I have a lot lol
>>685415908
<3
>>685415478
Not bad, not bad at all!
>>685415567
I was at full throttle, I literally couldn't get anything more out of it! This won't be a problem on the ZX, but.... eh!
>>685415908
Dio will try to stick his... filth... down there if you don't.
>>685415814
I stayed for a few more minutes
>equal best
>
You are a fucking disgrace.
>Dio
wonder if he still has a dick or if he fully turned into a gril
>>685415923
kek, I've dishonored the waifu
But responding to what you said about E3, I didn't even hear about the "new" ps4/xbone and I really hope the rumors about skyrim and red dead are true, that would make me happy haha
I forget what else you said besides the BF1 (which could go either way tbh) and no new assassins creed (yesss)
>>685416056
Its just gonna have 3 scoops of steak instead of just 1
I really enjoyed the triple steak stack back in the day but i wasnt paying for it bac then either
Its gonna be a bitch though because were gonna dell so much of it
Ima go to bed too
Going to bed
>Rory is best demigod edition.
Good night guys!
>>685416034
Just took a shower and woke up
How are you today?
>>685416123
I have knifes.
>>685416120
So how goes Barry?
>>685416089
Misquote? (top)
Good night?
>>685416321
sheeeit 3 scoops? and goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>685416186
What can I say?
I've always been one to acknowledge greatness when I see it.
>>685415923
Anytime~
>thighs
>>685416120
The Gregor Clegane one~
>>685416514
i didnt even notice i misquoted
i think its time i go to bed
goodnight!
>>685416514
>knifes
You're not a loli...
YOU'RE A FUCKING GRADE-SCHOOLER!
Oh god I saw your pantsu I'm going to prison
>>685416637
When I see someone pretend that they have a powerful waifu and just go so low as to throw away all the amibtions they claimed to have.
It makes me feel sick, and I don't mean it metaphorically
>Dio
>>685416377
Goodnight fellow demigod
>>685416477
Im good. Day off work so doing nothing but running clothes through a washer.
>>685416515
Gee Bill 3 scoops?
>>685416805
Dio, get your head out of your ass. You are wearing shit-blinders
>>685416803
And you know what they do to pedophiles in prison.
>>685416514
playing urf mode on league currently, what're you up to?
>>685416694
I ended up replacing that one with my Rory cosplay, since they both use the same weapon and poise is useless in 3 lol
>>685416089
>kys is a classic
>>685416800
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>685416803
>gradeschooler
>loli
whats the difference?
>>685416844
honestly? bill is #1 top smug
Playing Halo 1
Claimed
>>685417118
Replaying Rewrite to see if i can get more Shizuru faces.
It's going well.
Plus i seriously enjoy this VN.
>>685416089
It's the wind up of the word. Stretching the F out is fun. kys will go down in history.
>>685416293
Kek, yeah things aren't looking bad. The new consoles are expected, only care about Red Dead never played Skyrim, BF1 is promising and screw Ass Creed.
>>685416694
>thighs
I got you famatron.
>>685416800
Night memester.
>>685417164
3 > 1 > 2 but I hear that's an unpopular opinion
>>685417118
Still never told me what URF was
>Rory cosplay
WHAT
>>685417164
Don't gimme that nostalgia
>>685417303
>one last reply before i go to bed
kys will definitely go down in history :^)
some other favorites of mine are fucknut and shitpickle
>Mugi
>>685417286
nice
>>685417363
it's a thing in league, hard to explain. and yeah I have a Rory cosplay in ds3, I'll post a pic later
>>685417303
You never played skyrim? for real? and yeah BF1 has the potential to be pretty cool but I wanna see the gameplay. and yeah screw Ass Creed, shit needs to die already, although I may or may not be down for the movie haha
>koko
>>685417118
I see.. How is this build then~?
>Poise is useful if your build dodges a lot
>really stupid system tho
>>685417303
>thighs again
Damn Maki
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you~?
>>685416186
>>do any of them even praise?
>>685416121
what can ya doo
>>685416321
thank you for your insight I'll probably eat it!
>>685417345
I personally prefer 2>1>3>rest
>>685417363
Playing on legendary, got a shit check point and I'm mad.
>Hols already went to bed
Why even claim
hi
>not lurking edition
>>685417674
Makes sense, and I forgot that you were talking about ds3! i was thinking "damn, she must a be straight up loli IRL" haha
>>685418011
fuuuck legendary on 1 is shit hard, what level you on?
>>685417795
No poise literally is turned off lol if you go into the games files you'll see "poise:0". It's literally off. but yeah the Rory build is really nice so far~
>>685417956
Find them next week and hope my ZX is working. Then blow their tin can out of the water.
>>685418011
I'd say that's more standard opinion. I also enjoyed Reach :o RIP halo
>>685415990
22/7
>>685415195
She's right
>>685418158
Shit, really? I heard that higher poise makes i-frames longer...
>>685417660
>shitpickle
Reminds me of AVGN. Get some sleep mang.
>>685417675
Yeah it never interested me. Game play has to be shown at E3 or riots will break out. Last somewhat decent Ass Creed was Black Flag and o shit there's a movie?
>>685417795
¯\_(ツ)_/
>>685418379
Pretty sure that's just a rumor, only thing that still makes i-frames better is carry weight. It's retarded :/
>>685418138
lol
>>685418121
I approve of this waifu. Btw. Just saiyan. >>685418251
mynigga.jpg
>>685418608
Oh well
>>685418490
>Thighs AND belly
>wew lad
How can I compete against that?
>>685418138
fuck me man i cant take it. Im on the level Truth & Reconciliation. My checkpoint is literally me invisible for like a second in the middle of some enemies. As soon as i get taken back I have to hide or else they'll all shoot me.
>>685418490
You should try it, shits pretty cash, and yeah black flag, AC 2, and the first one were the only ones I played, they aight. and yeah theres a movie coming out sometime, Micheal fassbender plays the assassin, although I don't really know anything beyond that heh
>stop with the sexy pics, I can't take it
>>685418608
lel
>>685418490
are you a vidya insider 2? vaguely speaking /nda/
>>685418986
>stop with the sexy pics, I can't take it
I know right!?
>>685418976
Sheeeit thats a tough one haha, but not impossible!
>>685419112
Why are all your guys' waifus so cute? I don't get it
Im back! What did I miss?
Ok cuties, I'm goin to bed. Sleep well everyone!
>>685415908
i approve
>rattle
>>685419258
I've been drinking
>>everyone's shocked
>>685419247
>implying your waifu isn't cute
>>685419324
Goodnight~
>>685418747
Alas, it probably won't happen. Not with in the state it's in now... I should text and get an update on it actually.
>>685418765
Megumin is just as cute m8.
>>685419007
>vidya insider
>/nda/
Maybe it's the drowsiness but u wot m8?
>>685418986
Gonna have to look into that kek.
>>685419258
Thighs :^)
>>685419324
Sleep tight m8.
>>685419247
yes... Im in the area where there are like 4 or 5 turrets and enemies come down from the ship. I also only have one bar of life to make it worse
>>685419324
Goodnight!
>>685419537
I was a car mechanic but that.... seems to be missing pieces
>>685419724
seems not if you're not familiar with an NDA but from your vidya chatter II assumed you may have been employed by a game company as was I.
>>685419724
>Thighs
Thanks m8, but you're the superior one here~
>mili agrees
>>685419811
All the fairings are off, and on the patio. As is the gas tank. Needed to come off to check the spark plugs, do valve clearance, clean the carbs, the works. Ya know? This is what it looks like all put together.
>Minus the seat
>>685419442
Me too!
>that neck tho
>>685419724
>
Dats hot <3
late in the thread claim
>>685419347
You approve of tree time rattling?
>Rattle rattle
>>685420035
ok that looks better. 5/7 would dump so hard because 4 wheelfag. also i'm glad i worked on cars only 20% of them requiered taking out the fucking drivers seat to check the plugs
>>fucking engineers
>>685420270
rattle...~crack~ *sigh* i'm just no good
>>685420144
what are you getting into then oneechan~~?
>>elongates aggressively
Miho claimed
>>685420497
No good in what respect, Asuka?
>>685419972
Nah, I wish I was. That's the dream job right there.
>NDA
As in non disclosure agreement right?
>>685419984
How flattering, you two truly are just as cute~
>>685420144
;^)
>>685420309
I was looking at cars, but I'm poor so can't really get anything yet. And I could probably get to the plugs without taking the tank off, but I'm having the whole engine checked out before I take the thing out.
>>685420497
I've had 2 bottles of jack, half a bottle of wine and a 12 pack of Keystone.... Im absolutely smashed... kek
What about you?
Holy shit... I just beat that part... Destroyed all turrets except for one and used it so that i could shoot the swarms of them coming in. it also helped that my team grenade spammed them.
Fuck i think a filling fell out.
>>685420805
Whew its getting hot in here...
>and i'm not talking about the temperature ;)
>
>>685420805
>thighs
Trust, it's not flattery~
>Mili is a qt you're right
>>685420841
I'm also absolutely smashed~
>>685421167
>wew lad
>>685421167
Hot indeed
>>685420688
i'm no rattler though it seems so glamorous
>>685420805
ah okay my mistake. Yes its (an NDA) and thats step 1 of working for a game company which is why i mentioned. It was the best/worst job I ever had. don't go in on production, become an artist! <3
>>685420816
ughh so rough. i hate interference jobs.
>>685420841
kulwahad thats impressive. I ended my 10 hour day at work by drinking for another 5 hours (lots of beers) and I took home to 64 oz growlers of our beer. I'm a brewer.
>>685414655
killua get
>>685421392
It is resoundingly ok.
>Rattle
>>685421190
oh now you're my friend too!
>>685421392
I mean, it is a 1991 model. And if we didn't take the tank off, we probably wouldn't have noticed the extremely loose frame screw. And after seeing that, we decided to strip it all down and put it back together to be safe.
>>685421190
God its fun being hammered... kek
>>685421284
>Just a little wew
>>685421336
Cant help it, Maki is too hot
>>685421392
Im like a super lightweight too... I have no clue how im not passed out yet... kek
>I'm a brewer
Thats pretty cool! Do you mean you brew your own or you work for a brewery?
>>685421869
So is that cute little blond you got there.
>>685421739
Drinking buddy~?
>>685421869
>>685422018
>wew lad
>>685421869
Being hammered is the best!
>>685421771
always pays to dig. the speed must flow
>>685421869
>>Brewer Asuka
I am a brewer at a brewery. LOVE this job. and i get infinity beers at the tasting room. because i made them all.
>>685422133
uh yes we are
>>685422133
More beer
I love sitting in bed while it rains outside.
>>685422018
>Blushes
W-Why thank you
>Nice pic
>>685422133
It totally is! How much have you drank now?
>>685422263
Thats actually really cool. Im kinda jealous!
>Although Helicopters are fun too
>>685422574
<3
>>685422485
>>rattling smug lust intensifies!!!!!
>>685421869
waht, i didn't know milinda is so cute
>>685422393
Right! Now let's take a drink/shot~
>>685422485
Thanks!
>>685422721
Almost half the bottle~
>>685422856
Aww shit!
I'm back again.
>>685422574
>>sigh (turns on rainymood.com) i wish i was in a rainy area
>>685422721
orz thanks! this is definitely the first job where people congratulate me earnestly when I tell them what I do.
>>Today some guy was drinking at the taproom and found me smoking. didn't know who I was. told me he had a deal for me I couldn't refues: he'd buy me a beer for 2 smokes (more than fair market value) but i just laught and told him I was the brewer. and gave him smokes anyways.
>>685422721
>bullies
>>685422856
Why thank you! Your really cute too!
>>685422910
That means your halfway there! Keep going! :)
>>685423160
No problem friend! I might look into that as a second job. After flying of course.
Where did Maki go?
don't you fucks ever sleep?
its 3:31 am here
>>685422910
>>finishes beer
you don't have to tell me twice! (RELOADING ~ brb)
>>685423128
this shiro one !
>>685423312
>halfway there
Livin' on a Prayer joke.
>>685423408
Nope.
>>685423408
Nope.
>>685423312
Woohoo~
>drink some more
>>685423446
Yeah!!
>>685423305
Yay!
>accepts bullies
>>685423408
Sleep is for the weak
>>685423502
Whoever you are, you made my night! Hello fellow Bon Jovi fan
>>685423721
I <3 that gif
>Drink up!
>>685423781
Waifu is laifu
>>685423781
Fuck you that's why.
>>685423871
sounds good
>>685423899
meanie
>>685423863
>bullies more
>>685423781
i stayed up until 6 am (7 am your time) yesterday, mainly because i didn't have to go to school
>>685424109
doing what ?
>>685423408
I sleep in the day time. Besides, it's not even 1 AM yet.
Well, I guess we wont be having dinner till later, and my grandfather is around for a while.
>>685424230
chilling on here listening to music
>>685424297
also was watching anime
>>685423863
Here's another~
>Already did!
Imma go to sleep after this thread dies
>>685424285
day? are a vampire ?
>>685424297
nice I only fall asleep after 4
when drunk as soon as I touch my bed or floor
Maki where are you? Did I scare you away? Im sooo sorry...
Im gonna go cry now...
>>685424474
I think he passed out..
>>685424474
>head pats
>>685424009
Really though, there's quite a lot of people from various places around the world in here. Inevitably there's always going to be at least a handful awake and active.
meow
>>685424748
you're right carry on with the posting