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Not sure if this is the right place to post this, haven't seen too many situations like these ever since I got here.
My girlfriend is seriously hard to deal with, not in a negative way, but in the way that makes you question if you're doing okay mentally or morally. She's 18, young I know, but it's legal. My question here would be, is this the sort of relationship that will make someone kill themselves? In the, 2006's edgy side, romantic cliche. This girl has problems, and is very obsessive, not just over me, over everything that is considered cringy, not in the bad way though, she'll obsses over non-popular opinions/beliefs.
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>>685411478
I'm willing to share nudes if interested.
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>>685411478
Get one last pic of her tits and dump her. Not worth the trouble.
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>>685411478
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Wait, is op the blue on the right?
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>>685411988
Blue
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>>685411803
Continue.
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Wow womenfolk
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Seems to me that op is just a touchy bitch if that screenshot is all he has
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>>685411478
Telling someone you love them isn't complimenting them you autist.
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>>685411682
Nice. Moar?
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>>685412315
I love you >>too
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>>685412315
How the fuck is it not? Do I have to state my feelings that often?
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how bout you only date people that don't annoy you as much like normal people do.
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>>685411478
way to overreact you fucking psycho.

the problem here is clearly you.
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>>685412738
This. The fuck is wrong with you OP
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Step 1: Eat that pussy
Step 2: Plow that pussy
Step 3: Blow your brains out between her legs
Step 4: She thinks she has her period
Step 5: Lololololol you're dead between her thighs you moron
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The problem was that she is trying to bait him into saying he loves her, in some weird manipulative way
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>>685412738
I do have some issues, nothing as bad as her though, I can tell you that.
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>>685412629
Sounds to me you're just an autistic fuck who likes to bitch
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>>685411682
interested
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>>685412629

She's a women, so yes you do you fucking ass burger.

You over reacted like a mother fucker. No doubt you're the problem in the relationship.

Here's a legit question. How many participation trophies did you get as a kid?
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>>685412980
She probably accidentally replied to this tardmunch while actually trying to reply to her main guy.
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>>685412991
i'm inclined to not believe you.
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>>685412980
This guy gets it.
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Op, you say she's terrible but wheres the proof?
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>>685413141
Lol rekt
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Jesus christ OP, hope this is a joke because if not; you clearly overreacted
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OP please post more screenshots of ur convo so we can judge further
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Whatever. Nudes or GTFO
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>>685411478
First, how does one get to Messages from Safari? Second, why is your "girlfriend" in your phone as a sheep emoji?
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>>685412991

You're problem is that you're a spoiled bitch. Here's some advice. Are you only fucking her? Then gtfo and stop posting.

Are you trying to have a long committed relationship with an 18 year old because you 2 really know love? The answer is you're both retarded.
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>>685412980
well, better fucking unleash on her like a crazy person then, huh?

enjoy dying alone shitbrick.
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>>685413700
jesus christ your dumb
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>>685413871
you're
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>>685413871
also check 'em
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tbh op was most likely just baiting
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>>685413700
confirmed autistic shitbag
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>>685413700
This girl almost fucking forced me to do it, she gets so emotional, the wrong kind, if I don't treat her like a 15 year old who's in love.
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>>685413464
I'll send nudes, I couldn't careless, she would never find out about this, she's too busy worrying about her obsession with other social media.
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>>685414873
damm. ugly boobs
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>>685414873
Fucking finally now more you autistic faggot
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>>685413798
I got a few in middle school, don't remember much from elementary school for some odd reason. I received the "good attendance, good effort, good behavior" awards
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>>685415085
Calm the fuck down, I'll deliver. I can probably try and take requests.
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give us pussyyy!
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>>685415829
Wouldn't recommend "pussy".
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>>685416333
show ittt
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>>685413315
There's evidence, this girl has mental problems. Some sort of depression, she takes meds.
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>>685416726
maybe he knows..... what hes doing , maybe the pussy is like amazon down thre, i trust op for this one, dont show us pussy!!!
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>>685416894
top kek

this has to be a troll or something
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>>685411682
Very
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>>685416894
come on show pussy
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>>685416894
If she's depressed and takes meds, you have to deal with it. There is no reasoning. Depression and mental illness does not conform to reason.
You either deal with and learn how to act towards her, or move on.
My fiancé has depression and a lot of anxiety issues. She takes medication for it. I always have to think before I act. I certainly don't pander to all her different issues, but I learn how to negate them.
Your gf needs support, if you don't want to give it and didn't sign up to it, fine, move on. It's not about who's right or wrong.
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>>685413044
Go back to chef school faggot
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>>685416977
Not sure how bad this is, mate, but I'm sure that no one will ever find out about any of this. So I'll forget about the shame that I am exposing myself to.
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>>685416977
dubs dont lie
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>>685417640
RIP
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>>685417640
Any of her blending over pussy shot
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OP is either a troll or a bitch. Either way OP...you're a faggot
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>>685417633
I agree with you, but this girl has threatened me with killing herself if something were to happe to our relationship, as if this is entirely her life, and if she doesn't have this, she will kill herself. I doubt I'll get in too much trouble and/ or drama, if for some reason she does actually kill herself, whether it be because of me or something else.
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she's cheating on you bro.
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>>685416894
You honestly just sound like you aren't fit for a relationship. This is how all women are. What she's saying doesn't even sound incorrect, from what you've been saying in the rest of the thread.
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>>685418304
Yeah, that's always tough and not acceptable for her to say, even if she's purely saying it for attention.
Have you suggested her telling her psych/doctor that? It is not healthy for her to even feel like that, and you should believe her that she does *think* she couldn't live without you, whether or not she'd hurt herself, who knows.
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>>685418271
If the majority of the people who see this thread see me as a fucking "bitch" or "pussy" or whatever the fuck, then I'll at least try to provide some nudes to whoever might be able to use them in some way or another. Not saying I want to please anybody on some fucking website, I'm just trying to receive some advice, point of view on this situation, I believe these help with making decisions.
As for the request, this is the closest to that.
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>>685413044
this
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>>685418963
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fucken nice is she good in the sac
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>>685418360
hammer meet nail. this is the only correct answer
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>>685418304

Borderline personality disorder. It's like female autism, just vastly more socially acceptable
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>>685418655
That actually seems very helpful. Are you suggesting that I ask her questions such as, "you would of hurt yourself whether you were in a relationship with me or not, right?"
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>>685419535
OP are you foreign or some shit
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>>685419329
Is there more on this, "theory" if that's the right way to call it?
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My girl has BPD. annoying as fuck...i feel for you OP.
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>>685411478
You're a faggot
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>>685419735
Ehhh, I'm fluent in Spanish, if that says anything.
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>>685419535
faggot
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>>685420085
are you fluent in dicksucknese?
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>>685419892

I'm kinda just bullshitting, but I believe there's a hint of truth. Threatening suicide and abandonment issues are a sure sign though. Trust me, I've dealt with this.
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>>685411478
Dude it's this simple,if you aren't happy in the relationship,end it.I'm pretty sure it isn't healthy for you or her,she needs some time alone to mentally find herself,same with you man good luck
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>>685420471
you're also a faggot so really, I can't be jealous of you.
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>>685419535
I'm the guy you're replying to, and no, I don't suggest you say that.
I suggest you suggest to her, that she talks to her psych/Dr about her feelings towards your relationship.
Anyway I gotta go mate, good luck.
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Your mom's asshole was tight fag
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>>685412980
thank you. it's a passive aggressive way she said it. "like you didn't say you love me so I'll say it in a way that tries to guilt you for not saying it". it's just child games. op get an older woman, not as many games. srsly
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>>685413020
no ur just a beta birch that loves defending cut birches bitched
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>>685419913
borderline or bipolar?
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>>685419329
so much thjs
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Look, I found your sister online
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>>685412738
/Thread
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>>685419535
You should post more nudes, brah.
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>>685413700
Get an iPhone 6

If you get a notification from messenger and you click on that then it will take you to messenger and come up with the option to go back to the app you were on.

Update your phone you poorfag.

Also, think before you click post.
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>>685422846
penises faggot

cock
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>>685411478
Way to throw a fit like a 5 year old girl, OP. You're more feminine than the girl you're texting.
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Tell her you love her.
Blow out both her holes.


Dump her for her sister when her sister is 18.

Stop being a faggot.
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>>685419535
>would of
How old are you?
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From what I can see here is that OP isn't fit for having this girl. Why this girl sticks with him, I don't know. Maybe, she's dumb. But, OP, you seem like a douche. Assuming she's got mental issues when she's describing her concern on why you actually love her. OP, you don't deserve that girl.
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>>685411478
You remind what it's like to be a true faggot
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>>685412629
>I love you
>forced compliment
Holy fuck you will die alone.
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>>685423415
In his defence that is how some people pronounce it don't be so hateful man
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How old is she op?
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>>685423921
>don't be so hateful
Not that anon, but that's bad grammar. Poor grammar needs to be hated. Also, there's no 'pronouncing' in text, dumbass.
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>>685423921
Most people pronounce your name as faggot, doesn't make it right though
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Give me her contact info dude. I'll make sure the breakup is quick.
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>>685424328
Do it, OP. Let this anon save the girl from your faggotry.
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>>685415003
F A G G O T
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Well OP if your response to her saying she loves you is "fuck you" then I think you're the one with a problem.
>Girl "I love you"
>GUy "Fuck you"
>Guy"GOSH my GF is so hard to deal with!!!"
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>>685423921
You just won the biggest faggot award
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>>685416894
Why don't you just say "thank you" or something when she says I love you? Even though it's kinda weird to say, you appreciate that she says that she loves you.
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>>685424655
Anon your autism is showing
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>>685417640
Its not a bad pussy. Question though. Why are you showing others your girlfriends naked body? Are you a cuck or something? She is pretty hot though
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>I love you
>forced compliment
OP is a fucking faggot
If my gf don't say I love you I feel something is wrong.
Kill yourself OP
You'll die alone
Also you're dumping her nudes.
You should really kill yourself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>685412629
Fucking idiotic slag shite, just say it back you dumb motherfucker. Reciprocating love is simply solidarity not a compliment. It is a nice thing to hear and you probably heard it too fuckin much as a child you pompous swine.
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>>685424328
Fine,

+14044385770
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>>685425004
Honest question, OP. Not sure if you posted it above, but I don't feel like scrolling all the way up. Anyway, how old are you?
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>>685424978
OP is confirmed biggest faggot and idiot of all time

You're an idiot, OP. hope you never get another gf
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>>685418360
Exactly, it doesnt matter who it us, every woman is like this
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Yeah OP. Honestly you seem fucking retarded or something. The texts that I see are her telling you she loves you, and you flipping shit. And then her saying shit along the lines of she thinks you are with her for purely physical means (which no girl wants) and she maybe onto something since you are here nonchalantly showing her pictures off.
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>>685425447
exactly, the "are you only with me due to physical attraction" thing is a completely valid question to ask, and if it is a legitimate concern of hers, she has every right to ask that, and you CAN'T get mad because it's a fair question.

You're basically getting mad at her for being a female, brah (all females are shit btw but you have to know how they are)
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>>685421987

>get an older woman, not as many games. srsly


Yeah right........
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>>685417640
Why do you apparently think your girls pussy is nasty? Seriously OP you are a fucking faggot
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>>685425227
I'm 29
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>>685425813
That nigga is right. Go for an older girl. Most of them dropped that drama baggage behind a while ago and know shit for the way shit is. But, then again, if you're OP, you have no hope for anything. Even a hooker wouldn't give you a chance.
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>>685411478
Was she replying "you a bitch nigga" in that shot? Coz she should've been.
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>>685418963
Seriously. Your girl is pretty cute. Would blow a load deep inside of her. Hope she dumps your bipolar faggot ass.
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>>685426021
How old are you, mentally?
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>>685426021
God your pathetic I'd suggest an hero
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>>685426021
Kill yourself. Because as far as I can tell you apparently act worse in a relationship than an 18 year old girl.
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>>685426021
and all this time you haven't realized that you're gay yet?

You clearly hate women, and even admitted to not liking pussy.

faggot
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This thread really backfired OP. Was getting roasted all part of your plan?
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Anon, you're trying too hard to act older than you are in a relationship that is between two young people. It's not going to work. If she's 18 and you're around the same age, there's no getting around the fact you're both young. People can say "oh wow, you act mature for your age" or "you're like an old married couple!" but until you've been through a few looong-term relationships, lived together, and so forth, you don't know dick about what it takes to make a relationship work.

You must pander to a woman's insecurities.

There. That's it. That's the key. That is the 100% golden nugget of truth for solving the Riddle of the Pussy.

You cannot logic with a woman. You cannot reason with a woman. You cannot try to argue with a woman. When she realizes you are correct, it won't matter because she will use her emotions to turn everything against you anyway and make you feel bad and she will paint you as the asshole, even if you are 100% objectively correct.

The only way to win and be happy with a woman is to pander to her emotional bullshit. So don't get all buttblasted when all she wants is for you to say "I love you." Who fucking cares if you do or don't? Just fucking type that shit out. Jesus christ, are you a faggot? Are you a woman? Are you taking estrogen pills? Are you becoming a trap? Don't be a queer, just type the fucking words and you'll be tapping that 18-year old ass for a long time until something less bonkers comes along that's easier to deal with. Eventually, when you're older, the women will get less insecure. (Until they get child-hungry, in which case just....let's not go there right now.)

tl;dr I understand your point of view. You're still acting like a faggot. Give her what she wants, you get what you want. Everyone is happy. Or dump her and fap alone.
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>>685426021
This day on /b/ will be know as the day OP turned into the biggest fucking faggot to ever live on this website
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>>685416894
she tried so hard
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>>685417633
White knight fag detected. An hero
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>>685426301
Is it you?
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>>685426021

OK well if you're 29 and dating an 18-year old, you clearly A) haven't figured any of this out by now, and B) have much, much larger issues.

Ignore everything I just said here. You're officially hopeless. Seriously consider suicide.

Pic related, it's you.
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>girl is hard to deal with
>ERMAGERD DO I HAVE TO SAY IT FIRST HOLY FUCK LIKE DO I HAVE TO STATE MY FEELINGS HOLY SHIT JESUS WHAT A BITCH I NEED TO GO POST THIS ON 4CHAN RN I CANNOT EVEN
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Are you still here OP?
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Why is it everytime /b/ turns on op and op ends up getting roasted
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>>685427049
you're new here aren't you
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>>685426905
Surely that girl could've found an older guy with a bigger package and wouldn't smother her face like a too excited dog.
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>>685426918
This. I'm guessing you're not much older than her, because you're acting like a man-child.

Not saying she's perfect, but you're acting like an asshat OP.
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>>685426354
>The only way to win and be happy with a woman is to pander to her emotional bullshit

No actually, he has a good point.

I know this is correct because this is what I do, and it's completely essential.

You absolutely have to pander to woman/girl on an emotional level. If you can't reciprocate that need they aren't getting one of their basic needs in a relationship filled.

I happen to be someone that actually naturally enjoys doing this though.
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>29 dating 18 year old
>she's the one with problems
>mfw
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>>685427049
You're fresh off the boat new. Welcome to /b/. Land of the blessed, yet forsaken.
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>>685423366
Kek
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>>685427039
OP probably left because the little fucking potato chip is a dumb nigger who deserves to die alone
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>>685427380
Or he's trying to think of a way to answer my question here: >>685426130

But, you're likely right at this point, lol.
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>>685427496
Wrong thread, disregard this, I suck cocks
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>>685427496
>you'll be grated access
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>>685427157
Probably, but most incest porn features super old guys with small dicks. Dunno why.

>>685427210
Exactly. I enjoy it too. And why not? I get the companionship, the arm candy, the sex, and the support/friend I want. She gets the emotional bullshit, even if it's all fake. Everyone wins.
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>>685427606
It was deliberate. There's some shitty circada thread and I spanked out that post in a second to wind the autist who made it up.
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>>685413044
There's no doubt he was being a dick, but you really can't say that he should just compliment her because she's a fucking women you liberal faggot, women are desperate for compliments and it's ridiculous to give into that if you want to stay with them
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>>685413141
OP this is obviously what is going on. You blind af.
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>>685427709
Aye, so I see. I thought that shit was old news by now. Oh well.
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>>685427222
Nice traps
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>>685427608
This. But I also realize she probably listens to some of my bullshit that she may not necessarily care about either.
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>>685427784
Well he is in a fucking relationship the least he could do is say it back without throwing a bitch fit if he doesn't believe in love why even bother with her nigger can buy hookers and crack
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>>685427608
>Exactly. I enjoy it too. And why not? I get the companionship, the arm candy, the sex, and the support/friend I want. She gets the emotional bullshit, even if it's all fake. Everyone wins.

Exactly. This is basically the emotionally normal and sane way to about a relationship.

You reciprocate eachother's needs (sex, for one), thus each offering value to the relationship, and in turn, share a nice bond.

That's what dumbass OP doesn't understand for hating his gf for wanting him to love her.
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>>685428003
>he's in a relationship
>that means he has to give into his girlfriend's desperate needs

Women are fucking children and will find any reason to complain
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I'm a skeleton!
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>>685428221
Ah shit, nigga. You stole that shit. You skeleton faggot.
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>>685428221
Shut your mouth skelington!
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>>685428221
Damn and here I thought no one else could be like OP why don't you fucking faggots run along and suck each others dicks since pretending to care for a little bit of pussy is to hard for you fucking niggers kys
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>>685428221
Nigger stop acting like you dont ever complain or anything to your girlfriend. Guarantee you tell her some shit she doesn't give a fuck about sometimes.

>implying "she" exsists
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>>685425000

The same fagging is too real
>trips check'd

You may have overreacted a bit OP, but if she's too clingy then you have every right to end it with her
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>>685411478
1; She's got a problem
2: OP is fag
3: Nudes!!!!
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>>685412261
>>685412738

^ DITTO
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Alright, faggots. Seems OP left. Time for thread to die.
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>>685428483
I don't agree with him, he's being an over dramatic asshole, but so is his girlfriend

Maybe you should get a girlfriend before trying to comment on this stuff summerfag
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Just fucking die alone lmao
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Try again retard
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>>685428027
You are both quality relationshippers. Kudos bros.

OP is confirmed degenerate. And besides, any grown-ass man (post-college, or generally 25+) who wants to date an 18-year old is just asking to deal with an emotional black hole of insecurity and drama. It's not worth the marginally-increased physical appearance and the fantasy of banging a teen. Plus, unless you're a faggot, you already banged a teen WHEN you were a teen. And.....even.....had sex with.....a 16-year old......when you were that age too. HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKED A 16-YEAR OLD?! WOW.

OK I'm done trashing OP. We've been doing it for 150 posts now. We all know he's a degenerate cunt now.

BTW since it's 4.30 and we all know women aren't up this late, if either of you bros want to watch a great fucking cam show, I found one with two hot-ass bisexual ladies and one gay-looking dude but who is marginally involved in it. The chicks are hot as hell though.

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>>685428852
What did his girlfriend do that is out of the ordinary for other girls to do? Maybe you should try getting a girl before you comment
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>>685413044
>She's a women, so yes you do you fucking ass burger.
Are you retarded? Seriously guy, date some chicks who don't have the mental age of a fucking 5yr old. Rare, but not that rare.
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Man I this thread is a perfect example of someone with autism thinking they are normal. I'm sure his family already frowns on him dating an 28 year old. I bet they met working as baristas at Starbucks or some shit
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just phuk her, n
Get plenty of nudes.. Then leave her bro. No more trouble
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>>685429067
ok well it took me five minutes to figure out why 4chan was rejecting my post for spam, turns out they don't like it when you post links with slashes in them now, even when you edit out the dots. The show has gotten a little less exciting in that time span, but one of the chicks has a strap-on engaged.

oh shit now she's banging the other with it. OK it's good again. I'm out. Enjoy.
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>>685420151
kek
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>>685429118
His girlfriend did what most girls do, that's what I'm trying to say

Women are whiny little fucking children with no humour and can't take a joke
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>>685426021
Noice. Though you should dump her, she's not worth it you tard.
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>>685428346
Jet fuel can't melt steel sphincters.
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>>685428852
but still OP is a major faggot for acting the way he was she fucking 18 and she's way more mature than him how cab you be 29 years old and act like it's junior high you make it seem like you never bitch at your girlfriend she could give 0 fucks about you you're there to fucking sponge it up and tell her everything is going to be OK while getting pussy at the same time
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>>685429182
You are dumb. Guys get dumped all the time for not showing their emotions. So yes, girls do need to see that shit from time to time. And sperging out on them when they try to show you emotion is not a good practice.
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>>685427210
That depends. There are some assertive I_T_s out there who are women. They are much easier to deal with.
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>>685429383
But what was OPs joke? He literally freaked the fuck out cause she told him that she loved him
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>>685429383
>children who can't take a joke
Confirmed anon is a faggot
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>>685429566
More guys get dumped for showing their emotions, girls don't won't the nice guy who always compliments her unless you're also buying her lots of shit

Just being the sweet guy doesn't cut it
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>>685429566
He didn't "sperg" out, he got pissed at her passive aggressive BS. Only faggots take that shit. Showing emotions from time to time is a need 99% of people have, men and women. She just needs it far more than should be tolerated.
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>>685429913
Hit the nail on the head, she's desperate for compliments and clearly expected him to do it first rather than trying to look attention seeking
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>>685412980
Oh look it's OP samefagging
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>>685427220
same situation
tho younger girls always end up being THE problem also
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>>685429672
Read it again, with a bit less autism. She said "too". As in overt sarcasm. She was bitching that he forgot to say "I love you" once.
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>>685411478
You should not be in a relationship while you still have problems with yourself.
Betting you'll find that out soon enough, or you'll die alone.
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>>685430285
That you can see, anyway. From that it looks like just once, but the way OP had been talking, this was not the first time.
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She's immature, she's the typical person that thinks she's an adult now that she turned 18 but she clearly isn't. Her definition of a relationship is childish and just a fantasy. She expects you to endlessly show support for her at all times. Combine this with her obsessive behavior and emotional instability and you've got yourself a no-go honeytrap. Get out and find a real woman.
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>>685430552
Well I didn't read the thread. For that I am a faggot and you may be right. But she was still a cunt. Then again I hate anyone who is passive-aggressive.
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>>685429913
No nigger. If OP is really a 29 year old man, then he should have been able to handle that situation alot better than he did. He sounds like a 16 year old boy. If you are that old, hopefully, you should have enough experience with women, or at least people in general, to know that is not the way to act.
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>>685430635
Feel like this is OP back from the dead only faggot defending hm
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>>685430635
I met my now wife when I was 12, she was 14. Holy fuck did that first decade suck for the exact reasons you posted. Last 6 years have been awesome though, so it was worth it in the end.
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>>685419535
Holy fuck what the hell is wrong with you

Once she leaves you for someone who can actually make her happy, you're just gonna show up here again crying about how all women are whores
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>>685430755
Go find his other screenshot. You'll learn all you need to learn about OP and his faggotry.
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OP, you're a loser, and there's no point of you living anymore.
Your gf is going to leave your your faggot ass and get satisfied by some real dick while all you do is cry about it and be a complete repellent to any female contact
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>>685420085
>Spanish
Mah nigga

En serio, que pasa con la flaca? Toma medicamentos?
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>>685430784
Getting pissed off? Why would that be a bad way to react to a situation like that? When you are rude to a person, expect them to get upset. Now if he stabbed her or something I'd agree, but all he did was tell her to fuck off with that BS.
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>>685430931
This is real talk
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>>685419329

jej
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>>685430954
I'll look for it, but in the meantime, I want to point out that I wasn't saying OP isn't a faggot, just that she is a cunt and deserved that response.
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>>685424733
Thing is she didn't say "I love you" she said "I love you too". Big difference.
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>>685431046
I am honestly starting to doubt that you have either had a girlfriend or talk to many people at all. Again how he reacted is not how a grown ass man should react. She didnt cuss him, so he shouldn't have cussed her. He could have addressed the passive aggressive tone, without flipping shit.
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>>685431171
Certainly, I'm pretty sure the girl is dumb, even sticking with a guy like OP.
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>>685430954

This one?
>>685416894
Because all I see is she said she was upset and he just asked why. I don't see anything unreasonable with that.
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>>685411478
just dump her and if the dumb bitch offs herself then fuck it. one more problem solved. chances are this bitch is attention seeking. dealt with a few girls like this. threatens to kill themselves if you break up with them. always did it anyway because fuck it, im not your fucking hostage. everyone of them are still alive. its weird how common these girls are actually.
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She's depressed and she takes meds, so I'll dump her nudes onto the Internet

OP is a faggot with a small dick who's going off on an autistic rampage because he knows his tiny dick can never satisfy this girl
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>>685431347
...you think cussing is "flipping (his) shit"?

You need to know you have fucked up standards/morals. I mean if this was 30 years ago I'd agree, but its not. She was a cunt, he got mad at her being a cunt. No idea what kind of people you hang out with, but it was pretty standard behaviour.
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>>685431480
He clearly thinks her worrying about him using her for purely physical means is indicitive of her having mental issues.
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>>685411478
i'm assuming you're on the right. if so, jesus christ fucker.

you need to learn the subtle art of ignoring bullshit and going to fucking sleep.
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>>685431480
Girl clearly expressed her concern and OP pretty much dismisses it. The girl is likely learning by now, that OP was a mistake, but dumb girl still dumb, lol.
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This thread has me in shambles.
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
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>>685431740
Ah so the issue wasn't the screencap itself, but what he took from it. Gotcha. In that I agree.

She clearly has some self-esteem issues, but it doesn't appear too major. At least for a women.
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>>685431833
How did he dismiss it? He didn't even address it yet, he was still trying to find out what the problem was. Which btw, understanding a problem is usually a good fist step to solving it.
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>>685431715
God damn. Do you leave the basement? Just because you talk a certain way on this website doesn't mean thats how you act in the general public. Let me get this straight though. So in your mind if someone says something that irritates you in anyway you are completely justified in cussing at them? I dont think so. If someone is cussing me, then yeah you can expect me to return the favor. But otherwise you can expect me to handle the situation. You know. Like an adult.
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>>685423070
it's the iOS version you fucktard, not the phone
i have a 5S and it's the same thing
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Maybe OP's girlfriend wanted a more mature guy and is disappointed that she ends up with this faggot
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>>685432008
General public? This wasn't the "general public" this was his GF. Things typically aren't nearly as formal around friends and spouses. If this was some stranger or acquaintance on the street I would again agree with you. But again, that was not the case.

If someone is a cunt to me (as in knowingly rude), then yes, I do think cussing is acceptable.

Also, you have a nieve view of adulthood. Holding back your emotions when there is no real reason to do so, other than fearing you may look bad despite being justified, is a form of cowardice that should never be equated with adulthood. Because that the kind of shit you should have left behind in high school at the latest.
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>>685432003
You should try to read into it more. Girl clearly states her concern, but OP is asking her to somehow elaborate on what doesn't need further explanation, instead of, you know, probably feeding her self-esteem and assuring her what she wants to hear.

Eh, but this conversation is getting far too old now. Why haven't we let this thread die, yet?
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OP, I say dump her cause she's insecure and insecure bitches are fucking awful to deal with.
You are clearly unhappy with her so stop being a pussy and leave you idiot.
You sound like as much as a bitch as she does.
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>>685432507
She made an accusation he disagreed with. But before he could reassure her is was not true, he had to first know specifically what she was talking about. Or maybe not, I don't actually know his thought process. But that would be mine. Also, I have no idea.
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>>685411682
Do not dick us around.... let's see them nudes
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>>685411478
Don't listen to these virgin retards. I've had a crazy passive-aggressive girlfriend who would start shit like this. You begin to get mad at the thought of them after a while. You begin to expect her to start shit and get defensive before she even says anything.

Just use her as the 18 year old fucktoy she is and look for a replacement in the meantime. Someone who isn't a petty bitch.
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>>685419535
>would of
It's would have. Would HAVE.
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>>685432910
Do people not follow the "lurk more" rule, anymore? Follow down the thread, OP delivered on the nudes.
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