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>>685386174
I can't shoop.
>>685387270
Why do all these Tome of FA pictures have the book backwards?
Do people not know what books look like anymore?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>685387449
you talking shit about my Chinese cartoon books?
MR SPIDERFAG TEAR DOWN THESE FAGS
>>685387737
RTL languages still have a binding on the left though, right?
>>685387270
Didn't even see I clicked that one. Since when can we post duplicates in different threads?
>>685387449
Apparently so.
>>685387960
No they do not. I am stupid.
>>685387960
Not all the time, I've seen animuus that have the binding backwards.
>>685388061
>Since when can we post duplicates in different threads?
Probably about a year now. Remember Hetty?
>>685388158
>>685388167
I'm not very worldly I guess.
>>685387449
Maybe it is the back covor and the creator of the book is bad at covor design.
>>685388204
Best spider reporting in.
anyone like doggerpuss?
>>685388469
No human pussy is better, realistic animal pussy is gross.
>mfw this thread
Pssssh, you get to pay less for clothes. You're the lucky one.
>>685388607
Howdy.
This thread needs more Carl.
>internet is so slow that I literally can't even post anymore
Oh my fucking god, I'm going to shoot myself in the face. I hate AT&T so god damn much.
>>685388203
I had just assumed CW made duplicates to get around that.
>>685388469
Fuck yeah!
THIS IS NOW A SHIT THREAD. ONLY POST PICTURES OF SHIT
>>685388718
Not much really, preparing to head out to the gym, howsabout you?
jesus
>>685388941
What is the opposite of a gym? I'm doing that.
>>685388956
Shots fired
FUCK YO TREES
>>685388640
It sounds nice if you think like that, but it's terrible when everyone thinks you're like 13 years old. I don't even look young. But whatever, I'll still be able to make girls jealous when I start being a crossdressing fag and can fit into size 0 clothes when most of them can't.
>>685389017
Regardless of our differing interest i do hope you enjoy yourself.
Hey thread: how about some RANDOM RACISM???
Could you imagine if FA handled payments?
>>685389403
More
More
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>>685389224
You look 13? Shit, you get cheaper food, movie tickets, amusement park tickets, probably have creepy old guys swarming all over you... nevermind, I'm not envious anymore.
>>685389224
>But whatever, I'll still be able to make girls jealous when I start being a crossdressing fag and can fit into size 0 clothes when most of them can't.
That's lewd.
>>685389459
We'd be fucked. Luckily the password I used for it I use on other worthless websites, so I won't even really bother changing it I don't think once the site goes live again.
>>685389459
FA is shit so it would result in bad things happening
>>685389572
The password I use for FA was already leaked in the Adobe fiasco several years back so eh.
Well I'm going to go check on my potatoes and assorted root vegetables in my garden.
I'll be back in a Lil bit
Fuck this, I'm not even going to try posting anymore.
>>685389312
No, fuck you, nigger.
>>685389516
Well, not anymore. I used to look 13, but no longer. Losing weight helped with that significantly because now I have a jawline like a god, on top of having glorious proportions. *sigh* if only I was a foot taller.
>>685389553
Damn right it is.
>>685389790
Have fun!
>accidently left it on auto
Oh, now it wants to fucking post.
>>685389806
Are you going to attempt to give people, including me, confused boners?
>>685390072
Yes. I can pull it off, too.
>>685386996
how can ugly people losers get along with ugly pot heads that bullied them in the past
>>685390321
Madness!
>>685390219
Well, shit.
>>685386996
and the ugly guys losers cant get any women cause too ugly and smell like poop n ugly and funny lookinge e e
Welp, i'm wiped out. Night everyone. Stay awesome.
>>685386996
and ugly and try too hard ee n ugly and try to hurt me cause ugly and smell like po e ee poo
>>685390363
Suck their dicks.
>>685390398
Nah, it'll be fun. I've got a really small waist and decent hips, as well as a nice muscular ass and thighs.
>>685390502
Night, brah.
>>685390502
You too man.
>>685390502
See ya Prot.
>>685390333
God damn cock trips, I salute you.
>>685386996
and the ugly guys losers try to hurt me cause ugly and smell like poo
HERETICS! Burn with fire!
>>685390541
A have a dreadening fear that this is the beginning of me developing a trap fetish of some sort.
The God-Emperor Protects!
All yall heretics need th God-Emperor.
>>685390693
Nah, I'm not a trap. But eventually when I get some money I'm going to be a cute crossdressing fag. It'll look good with my nice and fit body, too.
New bread
>>685390693
You're making it sound like it's a bad thing.
New bread?
>>685386996
then try to hurt me by being friends with ugly pot heads that bullied them in the past cause ugly and got alot of resources like the ugly people losers
>>685386996
and hes ugly and try to be better then me
>>685386996
and try too hard
>>685390844
And here i thought you were working on getting fit so you could fight. Huh. Colour me surprised.
New bread?
>>685386996
how can the ugly people losers not get angry for the ugly pot heads that bullied them in the past or eeee e e ee hurt the other ugly people losers
>>685391198
What, I can't do both?
Anyone makeing new thread or should I?
>>685391426
>the Cross dressing fighter
You could be the next best superhero
>>685386996
maybe fruad and ugly and has no friends but got alot of booze
>>685391426
I dunnoe, but it's not like im gonna try and stop you.
>>685391526
Sounds fucking awesome. Cockwizard suggested to me femboy kung fu, I'm gonna learn that.
>>685391603
You won't be able to stop the boner you get when you see my sexy body either ;)
>>685391526
I'd pay good money to see somethin' like that.
>>685386996
maybe like ugly women but dont mean better then me w w w
>>685391695
>>685391702
It reminds me of the story of the 16 year old gay guy who was drugged at a bar abd almost rapped but was saved by a gang of drag queens who beat the shit out of the rapist abd called the police and EMTs.
Good stuff.
>>685386996
so its just ugly people losers that try to hurt e e ee e e e e people
>>685391695
Well i guess i will end up having to smash, then spend a week being confused at horrified at what just happened, before moving on to acceptance, and then eventually the revelation that "It was actually not that bad"
Or some crazy shit like that.
>>685391877
That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
>>685391971
Yep, that sounds about right.
>>685386996
and only hurting me cause i find the ugly virgo women loser ugly
>>685386996
and its lame cause the ugly people losers are ugly and has no friends
>>685392019
Great. Well, this is now happening. Holy shit this conversation ended up out of control fast.
>>685392308
Out of control? Oh, it's only getting started.
>>685386996
but why the ugly people losers hurt me but dont hurt the rest of the popular people that think is lame eeee
>>685386996
i know the ugly people losers will look lame and stupid when hurt the rest of the popular people
>>685392426
Apparantly...
Okay, random question, how tall are you?
>>685392651
5'3
>>685386996
but the ugly people losers are too ugly to hurt me with looks
>>685392707
Oh... Well then, that's... Yeah... Convenient.
>>685386996
msybe the ugly guys losers try to hurt me
>>685392869
It sure is ;)
>>685386996
but why the ugly guys losers only try to hurt asian people
>>685393062
If i were more confident, i'd make a remark about you being a tight fit right now but, y'know.
>>685393138
Thanks, bby, but you ain't seen nothing yet.
>>685386996
i mean why ugly white losers try to hurt e e e e me
>>685393211
Aighte so, got a little alcohol in my system now, so lets just go a little braver. If you were to be my bottom boi for a bedtime bonanza, we'd need a looot of lubrication.
>>685386996
so the ugly white losers try to hurt me
but why is jealous
>>685393507
Ooh, I'm liking were this is going. Don't be easy either, I like it rough.
>>685393660
Again considering the size difference, and... Other... Sizes. I dont think we have any other option than >rough<
>>685386996
so other races losers not try to hurt me
but the ugly white losers try to hurt me
ww
>>685393660
I too like like where this is goin'.
>>685393875
I like. But make sure you let me ride you sometime, I like to be top.
>>685393924
You're next, bby ;)
>>685394121
Nah, I just like to watch.
>>685394121
Well i suppose as long as you're okay with walking funny for a couple days after...
>>685394194
Fuckin cuck. You don't deserve a strong femboy like me, only glorious men get this strong ass.
>>685394321
I've got a lot of stamina bby, I can handle it. I can ride various large and phallic shaped objects for hours. The biggest I've taken was 8x8 inches.
>>685394572
Hah, i win in length and loose in girth then.
>>685394572
I never said I wanted to get a piece of dat ass, but ok.
>>685394691
May be a little tough then. My tight little body can't go much deeper than 8 inches. How big are you?
>>685394769
You don't even deserve to look at me then.
>>685394859
So should I put a big ass censor bar towards you direction, like Muhammad, when I look at you?
>>685394859
8.4"x6.1" give or take 0.1-0.2" in both regard since i currently have bad bloodflow due to a complication.
>>685395100
Yes. Only glorious, Scandinavian Nationalist vikings can look at me. Except Weiss.
>>685395179
Nice. I think I can handle that. So, how would you fuck me?
>>685395242
Agressively, drunkenly and probably bent over a table after a long bout of drinking, which turned into a truth or dare gone horribly wrong (or right) which then escalated. I mean, in a world of unlikely scenarios, this is the most likely i can think of.
>>685395621
Ooh, sounds fun. I like it.
>>685395786
It is apparantly becoming increasingly likely that during a hypothetical evening together you'd end up with my penis in your mouth. This conversation really escalated.
>>685395977
I've never had any experience with penises in my mouth, but I would be down with trying it! And I like escalating things, if you know what I mean.
>>685396143
Well then, guess things are happening in a lewd direction. I'll have to grow a beard for the occasion and get a helmet of some sorts so i can go all "viking conquorer" on your arse, cause y'know, dane and all.
>>685396352
Oh? So you *are* a viking? Looks like I made a good choice. But you can do without the beard if you want, I don't like hairy guys anyway.
>>685396473
I am probably as viking as they get yeah. And i guess im when doing you you'll have some viking in you too, hue.
>>685396754
Unf, sounds sooo hot. I'm normally more dominant myself, and like submissive little femboys, but you're exactly who'd I'd make an exception for. I'd love to have that bit of viking in me.
>>685396920
You're lewd, n cute and we share interest. So yeah im sure im still bi enough that i'd have no problem, ploughing you 'till walking becomes a non option, then simply lifting you up and pinning you against a wall to continue.
>>685397229
Looks like you'll have to cum to America, Danish boy ;) By the way, how tall are you?
Yes, hold me up and fuck me against the well.
>>685397479
I am exactly 6ft tall, no more, no less.
>>685397601
Perfect. I'm going to get a collar and cuffs when I get my outfit. Will you tie me up, and make me your pet?
>>685397791
Yes, that is a suggestion i approve of, and a very good idea for a weekend starter.
>>685398081
Good. I can't wait until you tie me up and make me your slave, slowly pleasuring me until I get close to orgasm, then slowing down and denying me that divine pleasure, again and again.
>>685398327
It's gonna be a looooong vacation for me then.
>>685398624
Oh, it certainly will be. Maybe you could make that vacation into a new life here? I would miss you too much after you left.
>>685398761
You're adorable, and im drunk. Slightly. And if this real estate thing of mine picks up, i can live wherever i want in the world. So i suppose i could take time off my "busy" life-cheating schedule to pound you sore. For like, days on end.
>>685399096
Please do. I reeeally need it. It's so lonely here in the state of Georgia because everyone here hates anything even remotely gay. But it sure won't be lonely when you get here ;)
>>685399394
Man... I was planning a trip to 'murica anyways, and now i've got booty waiting for when i get there. Holy shit life is strange. And i guess you'll have >something< to practice those oral skills for. Spit or swallow i dont care, either way you're getting soaked.
>>685399863
Life is strange indeed. I can't wait to meet you and have some fun. And I swallow, always.
