nigger

>>685377883
you're the nigger

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Fuck. Sorry.

>>685377816
Go to the basement I wanna show you something

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>>685377816
Shotty sleeping in same bed as op

Sounds like a plan OP. You can be the nigger.

>>685378030
How old are they?

>>685378030
Okay, if it's dead bodies I accept.

Somebody stole some of my milk...

>>685378048
We have a bunch of rooms.

>>685378168
Sorry.

What do you guys want for dinner?

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>>685378168
I gotchya a new jug

>>685378385
For me, some steak.

>>685377816
>>685377816
Welcome to the /b/rothel. Posts ending 66 69 99 and 00 are giving head.

I get an erection and run into the wall so hard that I poke a hole in the wall

>>685378594
No.

>>685378594
Who gives the blowjobs?

>>685378653
It's fine.

Who left the FUCKING toaster oven on?

>>685377816
Would you wash your fucking dishes!??

>>685378385
Lets get some takeout.

>>685378812
I need my pizza pockets!

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>>685378002

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Hey guys, this woman wants to move in with us.

She says she plays in some indie band.

What do you say?

>>685378894
You wash yours first, dipshit.

>>685378812
I only had a little bit of jew and didn't wanna use the big oven

>>685379027
meh.

>>685377816
I changed the wifi password, here's my dick, suck for it

>>685379623
I ain't sucking your dick. Tell me the new password or i shovel you and put you in the pile of dead bodies.

>>685379623
I just plugged directly into the back of the router, I'll fix it in a bit guys

Someone's package from Crunchyroll just came in the mail.

It's on the counter.

I'm black, can I come in.

Who keeps pouring my chocolate milk down the goddamn sink?!

>>685379983
Wonder what that is.

>>685380049
no

>>685379623
>>685379790
Stop fighting, faggots. I'm trying to sleep here

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>>685380060

>>685380124
But I have the finest whores with me.

>>685380060
More importantly, how do I open the drain so that I can drink that shit?

Is it okay if I throw a party tonight?

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>>685377816
I got banned in this type of thread two weeks ago...

>Pic related

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Ok, new rule. If you didn't buy the snack, you don't get to open the box and you don't take the last one. For fuck's sake, I'm broke and all I wanted was a delicious creme filled Little Debbie oatmeal pie. My night is ruined.

I just made a cup of coffee too.

>>685380190
Go to sleep before i shovel you too.

>>685380238
no

>>685380287
you're dumb
stop posting pony shit you faggot

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Hiss. Mr. President. Your summoned to the underground base. Hiss hissss

>>685380049
Fuck off nigger

>>685380400
Fuck you, I'm sleeping on the porch

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Remodeling time, bitches. We /robiehouse/ now.

>>685380569
Ooh, nice.
Can I save that?

>>685380443
Anime is still banned tho

WHO ATE THE LAST OF THE TENDIES!?

>>685380668
okay.

>>685380655
It's all yours, friendo.

>>685380563
gotdam porch monkeys

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>>685377816
FYI if you noticed the poop on the stairs...that was me, also I used all the honey

>>685380687
Dunno.

>>685380748
Fine and fine.

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>>685380289
i'm sorry... i saw my girlfriend hanging out with a nigger and i really needed something to take my mind off it.

Alright! Who fucking left a used condom inside the toilet.

>>685380925
Idk, but I left one in my butthole.

>>685380925
>/b/
>USED condom
At least be a LITTLE realistic.

>>685380750
You son of a bitch, I knew it was you.

>>685381019
Mr Slave?

>>685377816

if you could stop fucking banging the cupboards at 3am every night when you get up to eat something that would be great.

>>685381142
IT WASN'T ME!

>>685378030
We're all in the basement already on our computers.

>>685381166
No, my is Mr. Fluttershy

>>685381267
no.

>>685381129
are you saying /b/tards aren't all homos who are into traps now?

>>685378945
Why? So you can misplace your wallet? You mooching cunt.

Y'all wanna watch a movie later?

>>685378002
/thread

>>685381525
Brokeback mountain

>>685381323
Ok then. We'll, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I don't give a fuck who is at the top. No one understands me anyway, no one but my waifu.

Hey guys.....did, ah, somebody order a pizza? Because, there's a fuckin' pizza delivery fuckwad at the front door. And I didn't order a fuckin' pizza. And I'm not payin' for it.

Guys?

Guys?

>>685378689
Whoever is unemployed.

Careful, one of the Nesquik jars has my dog's ashes. Hate for you to get chocolate in your ashmilk

>>685381660
Your waifu is shit.

>>685381750
Oh shit, that was me but I have no money

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Who keeps cumming on the walls? It fucking stinks like San Francisco in here.

WIPE DOWN YOURS LOADS!

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Going to the gun shop, anyone need any guns or ammo while I'm out?

>>685381750
I did but he had strict orders to come to my room without knocking. Tell him to go back and send another one who isn't illiterate

>>685381750
I ordered but seem to have misplaced my wallet now??

>>685381843
Y-YOUR JUST JEALOUS

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Did somebody leav- OH JESUS FUCK.