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>met this girl on tinder last week >came over to my house
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>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do

pic related
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>>685353635
also
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>>685353635

Get tested
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does her name start with an m?
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>>685353635
enjoy your aids
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>>685353635
"I have work, maybe later."
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>>685353635
Tell her to come to work and fuck her in the toilet or something
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>>685354098
this
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>>685354038
no a k
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>>685353682
Any more?
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>call in work
>"feeling sick"
>put on best sick impression, coughs ang "ughs" and shit
>fuck all day
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I would tell u but I can't get a girl
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Have her bring you some chicken tendies to work, nut in her, have her queef the nut out on the chicken tendies, take pics, post 'em on /b/
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>>685354205
katie right?
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>>685354375
yeah lol
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>>685354250
yeah, roll for em
dubs or 37
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>>685354532
Rollin
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>>685354532
rolling
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>>685354532
Ok rolling
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>>685353635
you in colorado?
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>>685354532
Roll
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>>685354532
Dubs
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>>685354733
Winner
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roll
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>quit
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>>685354880
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>>685354532
roll
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Here are your dubs
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>>685354532
37 get
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>>685355422
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>>685353635
Come over after work.
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More please
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Do people actually meet up on Tinder?
I always thought it was a sort of joke.
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Rolling for more
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rolling
more please
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How is her ass?
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>>685355896
Me too, I've also messed with a bunch of chicks and some even take it seriously. I somehow managed to arrange a date with someone by literally acting all kebab and the heaviest slang I can possibly even construct with the help of 2 other friends. I didn't show up because there is literally no way she actually took that hookup seriously
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>>685353635
Get tested for AIDS
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>>685356237
37 winner
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>>685353635
get checked for STDs at earliest convenience, tinder is bad
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>>685356163
hairy as a silverback gorilla
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>>685356237
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>>685353635
kek
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>>685356163
her ass is fuckin nice
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>>685356589
64 now
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>>685356673
Rolling for ass
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>>685356578
tinder isn't bad...the skanks that use it are...but skanks have their uses too.
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>>685356237
>>685355896
>thinking hooking up on tinder is a joke

Lmao wut? It's fucking easy to get laid through tinder if you can't get a hookup then you're either extremely socially retarded or pretty ugly/fat
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>>685356589
>>685355515
>>685355295
I'd rather masturbate with Ben Gay.
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>>685356673
ass-squatch?
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>>685356834
like giving out STDs, get checked bro.
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>>685356904
who is he?
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>>685357052
anyone who doesn't bag it up is asking for it
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Ass please
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>>685357066
>who is he?
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>>685356888
Trips speak da truth. Tried it out cuz my friends told me how easy it was. Didn't work for my ugly ass...not even with some fatties
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>>685357177
I guess bro, still safer than sorry though
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ASS!
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>>685354532
G UNIT ROLLINGGGG
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Would easily be in the top 5 chick I'd bang if it was me.

>nice legs
>under 200 pounds.

Yeah my standards are pretty low
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>>685357315
no doubt but a little protection doesn't hurt. beats the hell out of genital warts and HIV
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>>685357416
sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I spent the day with 6 MILFs helping out at a local school. not a bad day.
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doggy style shot
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>>685353899

/thread
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>>685353899
for autism
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>>685354328
Funniest post of the day
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>>685353635
She's ugly and looks busted, I'd get my shit tested. Also posting pictures like that, what were you thinking going for that?
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>>685356904
Fevs is that you?!
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show anus
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>>685359005
>Fevs
?
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She looks like Iggy Azalea. If Iggy Azalea's parents owned a cake shop.
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Sorta like a dog just wanting to fuck whatever arse it sniffs innit?
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Also, forgot to post her Kik:
xox.kaitlin.xox
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>>685359763
Top Kek
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>>685360203
not OP
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Go to work you fucking idiot. All that matters is making as much money as you can as fast as you can.
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>>685361136
Damn right. Milk those sheep dry.
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>>685355896

Got a friend getting pussy 2 to 3 times a week with it. So I guess it does.
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