>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do
pic related
>>685353635
also
>>685353635
Get tested
does her name start with an m?
>>685353635
enjoy your aids
>>685353635
"I have work, maybe later."
>>685353635
Tell her to come to work and fuck her in the toilet or something
>>685354098
this
>>685354038
no a k
>>685353682
Any more?
>call in work
>"feeling sick"
>put on best sick impression, coughs ang "ughs" and shit
>fuck all day
I would tell u but I can't get a girl
Have her bring you some chicken tendies to work, nut in her, have her queef the nut out on the chicken tendies, take pics, post 'em on /b/
>>685354205
katie right?
>>685354375
yeah lol
>>685354250
yeah, roll for em
dubs or 37
>>685354532
Rollin
>>685354532
rolling
>>685354532
Ok rolling
>>685353635
you in colorado?
>>685354532
Roll
>>685354532
Dubs
>>685354733
Winner
roll
>quit
>>685354880
>>685354532
roll
Here are your dubs
>>685354532
37 get
>>685355422
>>685353635
Come over after work.
More please
Do people actually meet up on Tinder?
I always thought it was a sort of joke.
Rolling for more
rolling
more please
How is her ass?
>>685355896
Me too, I've also messed with a bunch of chicks and some even take it seriously. I somehow managed to arrange a date with someone by literally acting all kebab and the heaviest slang I can possibly even construct with the help of 2 other friends. I didn't show up because there is literally no way she actually took that hookup seriously
>>685353635
Get tested for AIDS
>>685356237
37 winner
>>685353635
get checked for STDs at earliest convenience, tinder is bad
>>685356163
hairy as a silverback gorilla
>>685356237
>>685353635
kek
>>685356163
her ass is fuckin nice
>>685356589
64 now
>>685356673
Rolling for ass
>>685356578
tinder isn't bad...the skanks that use it are...but skanks have their uses too.
>>685356237
>>685355896
>thinking hooking up on tinder is a joke
Lmao wut? It's fucking easy to get laid through tinder if you can't get a hookup then you're either extremely socially retarded or pretty ugly/fat
>>685356589
>>685355515
>>685355295
I'd rather masturbate with Ben Gay.
>>685356673
ass-squatch?
>>685356834
like giving out STDs, get checked bro.
>>685356904
who is he?
>>685357052
anyone who doesn't bag it up is asking for it
Ass please
>>685357066
>who is he?
>>685356888
Trips speak da truth. Tried it out cuz my friends told me how easy it was. Didn't work for my ugly ass...not even with some fatties
>>685357177
I guess bro, still safer than sorry though
ASS!
>>685354532
G UNIT ROLLINGGGG
Would easily be in the top 5 chick I'd bang if it was me.
>nice legs
>under 200 pounds.
Yeah my standards are pretty low
>>685357315
no doubt but a little protection doesn't hurt. beats the hell out of genital warts and HIV
>>685357416
sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I spent the day with 6 MILFs helping out at a local school. not a bad day.
doggy style shot
>>685353899
/thread
>>685353899
for autism
>>685354328
Funniest post of the day
>>685353635
She's ugly and looks busted, I'd get my shit tested. Also posting pictures like that, what were you thinking going for that?
>>685356904
Fevs is that you?!
show anus
>>685359005
>Fevs
?
She looks like Iggy Azalea. If Iggy Azalea's parents owned a cake shop.
Sorta like a dog just wanting to fuck whatever arse it sniffs innit?
Also, forgot to post her Kik:
xox.kaitlin.xox
>>685359763
Top Kek
>>685360203
not OP
Go to work you fucking idiot. All that matters is making as much money as you can as fast as you can.
>>685361136
Damn right. Milk those sheep dry.
>>685355896
Got a friend getting pussy 2 to 3 times a week with it. So I guess it does.