waifu claim thread
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#YOLOSWAG
Best type moon claimed
SEE IT'S UP MY BACK, IT'S AROUND MY NECK
"WOO-HAH!" GOT THEM ALL IN CHECK
This chair is ass, Ima go lay down
>>685339146
kagami claimed!!
Getting my order now lol. just here to claim
Getting off work in a few mins, bless
Miss Fortune.
Invest in a pommel and end yourself rightly!
Obligatory claim.
>>685340274
Should have done it anyway.
>>685339997
You have to leave sometime!
>>685340274
took me a while to figure out her name >.>
>konata
Okay so here's a breakdown:
I was posting a lot after I finally posted here the first time.
All of a sudden me being here a lot started taking up my free time such.
It also seemed like posting was causing me relationship problems because my girl thought I was ignoring her or some shit.
Figured best thing to do was not post anymore, or a while at least.
Whole week was shit, lots of bad happenings.
Weekend finally came and I thought things could look up.
Leave work, pick up a new game and get home.
Post here, and as soon as I do I start getting shit because my girl is flipping out about something and her ex (our friend now) did something or other.
Lots of shit right as I start to relax
>Because I'm melodramatic
Say this >>685337563 and you guys decide that Im melodramatic and such because of poor wording in my state of annoyance.
Now here we are. I do not have a problem with you guys, and I do not have a problem with this thread.
I was only annoyed, and being so dramatic like I am I made a post to kind of give a hint that I was leaving so nobody would assume I am ignoring them all of a sudden.
>>685339381
Now Hand, you are a nice anon and all but just stop. Don't call me dramatic over the fact that a nameless anon decided to twist my words.
I like you and I like talking to you.
You know the shit that goes on because we have talked about it before so once again kindly stop what you're doing and think about agreeing with a nameless shitposter.
>Tsuyu
>>685340274
I totally agree with hand >>685340381
Well, it's time for me to leave. I'll return in an hour (maybe two). See y'all later.
>>685340372
Hey Galko
>>685340400
Same...
>>685340540
See ya!
>>685340504
Oh, so just some irl relationship drama, good luck frog!
>>685340540
c u later birdy
>konata
>>685340540
See ya
>>685340372
I see you!
How are you galko?
Kill yourselves fucking cancer
>>685340783
Hi Fran.
>>685340911
I'm okay. How about you?
>>685340504
> you are a nice anon and all but just stop.
Hmf, not a big fan of being talked down to. But whatever, I'll roll with it.
Yeah, well I have no context on your life and when you make an overly open ended post that seemingly is meant for the purpose of wanting replies. I don't really know what else you want from me.
Sorry that your day didn't go as planned, I hope it improves.
>>685340514
It's too late now, unfortunately.
>>685340992
Forgot your picture, Syndra.
Lurking and working
>>685341062
A doggo I'm looking after bit my hand when I was playing with her.
Painful, very much!
Was your week uneventful?
>>685341062
Well, I have DnD tomorrow and the day after, and work through out the weekend. So that should keep me busy
"Friday salt'' coming soon
>>685341496
Can't wait
>>685341496
>Curious hands
>>685340504
I was gonna leave this alone, but you know;
You are here to have fun, stop trying to make it seem complicated by mixing your personal life here, I don't; I rarely talk about work and relationships and shit; and you know why, because the reason I come here is to escape my monotony.
And stop taking this so seriously. Someone called you melodramatic, big fucking deal. Cry me a river build a bridge and move on.
>>685341260
That sucks. Was it a big doggo?
>it was pretty uneventful
>>685341437
Cool, I hope you have a good time.
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685341648
Tenryuu really doesn't handle video games well
>>685341655
>it's (404)
>>685339950
And the ugly Virgo women loser is ugly as shit n try to hurt me with rrr
>>685341091
I'm not trying to talk down to you, you are nice and I meant it. We have talked before and maybe I mistook what you did and did not know about me but that is my own fault.
And I did not want anything from you, as I said, in a state of annoyance I wanted to let you guys know I was leaving but I worded it wrong which is once again my own fault.
A bad week led up to today, which led to a bad experience which made me blow up. I should have just walked away but I didn't want to just ignore everyone.
I also should not have snapped at some shitty bait either, so I was in the wrong again.
Now I'm back and I want to keep the drama bullshit to myself. I'm trying to be a better person, not for this thread but for myself so I'll take this and learn from it.
Thank you for talking to me Hand, I do not wish to chane your view of me to a negative one, the week is over and Im here amongst friends, that's all that matters and I will continue to be a better anon and friend <3
>>685339950
And sme ll like poo
>>685341655
So much all of this.
>>685341496
Sounds like fun.
>>685341760
Ah, inside jokes.
Nevermind.
>>685341707
I will!
>>685341496
What?
I'll never understand how someone can sit on /b/ for 14 hours a day 7 days a week posting anime reaction images.
Do you virgin nerds really have nothing better to do with your lives than be a LITERAL cancer?
>>685339950
And get help from the ugly guys losers n she's ugly so only can help ugly guys losers by reading ppl,cause she's ugly n has no friends n life sucks n try to hurt popular people cause her life sucks m ugly n smell like poo n try to be better then everybody so ugly n smell like poo n ugly n a bunch of freaks
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
For Tenryuu's salt.
>>685341931
Less inside jokes and more expect a "tenten raging" video like we had earlier this week with Graf.
>dem hips
>dat booty
>total cutie
>total badass
>haves a shotgun
>>685339950
And smell like poo
>>685341655
You're one to talk. You really should keep your nose out of it if ya damn hypocrite.
He apologized and its over so kys
>>685341997
:o
>>685342077
lets not do this ;-;
>>685341815
>>685341859
>>685341997
>>685342025
Friday sure does hit hard.
>>685342077
>You really should keep your nose out of it
Eh, it's a thread. Not a PM.
>>685342045
Eh, feels like an inside joke.
>>685342040
And for delicious IP leaking.
>>685342077
No.
>>685339950
N lame n try to be better then the popular people but ugly n has no friends n try to serve bad cheese burgers to popular people so ugly n lame
>>685341707
It didn't hurt, but I thought the doggo was my friend. Played with her for like two months. I was just so surprised she actually did it desu.
I told this story like eight times already, tell me about you!
>>685341655
You should say that to other posters as well.
There are plenty of posters that are worse, yet you act like they are fine.
>kys
>>685342326
Like who?
From what I have observed from these threads Hand and Tatsumaki seem pretty based.
Time for work!
All of yourselves kill yourselves
Thank you
>>685339950
And selfish and tell ppl what to do cause outnumber everybody n smell like poo n ugly n serve peopl bad cheese burgers like the ugly guys loserfff
>>685342444
They are
I'm gonna fix this right now
Its 5:15, i have a big bottle of fireball.
Gonna set things right, last number of my post
1-9 for number of shots I take
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20
And so on.
>>685341986
Good.
>>685342230
What about me?
>>685341816
I appreciate the thoughtfulness towards everyone that you wouldn't want them to just think you're ignoring people but there's really no need for even elaborate explanations. We're all here to get away from the monotony and drama of real life so just chill and fun post about anime or vidya or fictional girls as we always do, Froggo. Take it as an opportunity to not have to deal with that stuff, yeah?
>>685342429
Akiko for starters.
>>685342444
Totally based. Didn't need trips to confirm that, though.
>>685342449
Hope work goes well, buddy.
>>685342573
Kys
>>685339950
That's why the ugly people losers are lame cause try to hurt the popular people but ugly n spolied n hurt people while if people are better then them even if the ugly guys losers is funny looking like the ugly guys losers
>>685340504
>>685341091
>>685341655
>>685341816
>>685341997
>>685342025
>>685342077
>>685342198
>>685342202
>>685342210
>>685342326
>>685342429
>>685342444
>>685342452
>>685342573
>>685342646
>>685342657
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you.
>>685339950
And try to hurt the popular people by outnumbering them n hurting them by cock blocking everything like cheese burgers n resources so ugly n try to hurt the popular people
>>685342646
I do every weekday by coming to work
>renge
>also I feel like the kys doesn't count unless it comes from syndra
>>685339950
And the ugly guys losers are always angry cause spolied and ugly n try to hurt the popular people cause smell like shit n fruad
>>685342743
I want Vigil to choke me while I hug him!
>bounce bounce
Off work.
Some of you should really join the HG community on /trash/.
You would fit right in imo.
>>685342743
We know, and that's some next level autism.
Fine, here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeudTNEHwRc&feature=youtu.be
Enjoy the shity video.
zoro is my waifu, you cant has :3
>>685339950
And the ugly guys losers are ugly n always angry so try to hurt the popular people n ugly n annoying
>>685342449
Hope it goes well!
>>685342444
You observed pretty well then.
Rory claimed. No work today edition
>>685342743
old pasta
>>685342592
Yep, and I have tried to hold my tongue against him as well.
I have told him not to do it a couple of times, though I don't think I could ever get it through his thick skull.
>>685342965
Hey look, more people who rarely come to the threads anymore.
>Smug hands
>>685343098
Hi Rory, hope you're doing good.
>>685343074
Ah, here comes Ginko with all his good pics.
Good to see you.
>>685342965
What is this? :O
>>685342743
Please tell me you're Esdeath too.
>>685342547
I don't know. Stuff!
Do you eat a lot of fast food?
>>685343098
Ohayo rory, how've you been?
>>685343243
About personal life stuff? Feels and shit?
>>685343282
Syndra is here at least daily, though it's usually just to tell people to kill themself or post the ts3 link.
>>685343074
Heyo, Ginko. How are ya?
>>685339950
And ugly and has no friends like the ugly guys losers and try to hurt popular people not all cause will,look lame n get rejected but if could jrjjr then hurt the popular people so fuck there music n beyonce n movies
Wish I could stay for the show, but I must go.
>>685343098
Nice! I'm off for the weekend finally.
>>685343530
Hand pls I said sorry;^;
Just let it goooo
Let it gooo let it go in my aaaassssss
>Tsuyu
And here is the best part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIHSr36vOw4&feature=youtu.be
>>685343495
Not talking about Syndra.
>>685343603
Sad, hope you get back soon to catch some juicy Friday drama.
>>685343603
later gator
>konata
>>685343365
Im doing fine. About to play some FF9.
>>685343466
Ive been well, how are you?
>>685343603
See you later space cowboy
>>685343365
Hey, good to see you too. Been well?
>>685343530
I'm alright. Had a headache earlier during the day, but that's gone now. How have you been?
>>685342449
See you later.
>>685343466
I do.
>>685343665
>>685342965
I'm playing Isaac over that shit.
>>685343886
guys im gonna shower
then do these shots >>685342536
then learn that im a faggot anon and never be a drama again cause ily guys
ESPECIALLY HAND
HAND I KNOW I GOOFED BUT LET ME LICK YOUR FINGERS
>Tsuyu
Kys <3
>>685343775
Can't complain, when nothing unexpected happens it's good enough for me.
>>685343793
Cute gif.
>>685343886
Boobies.
>>685343963
stay safe
>konata
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
We're back, and we finally have Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest.
>>685343928
>>685344017
Yari yuri.
>>685344158
I've already seen friends calling it shit.
>>685344200
>Yari yuri.
Nice one
>>685344200
Breast friend.
>>685344017
Thanks.
>>685344158
Can I have some malted french people?
hand pls i need you
ill do anything to hear your sweet voice once more
to see that hand caressing an image of my waifu
pls
>>685343665
I expected Tenryuu to have a much deeper voice, for some reason.
>>685344158
Neo.
I'll take some cheeki breeki.
>>685344158
:o
>>685344200
*chugs*
>>685343711
doggo bit me, scroll up for deets.
passed my hardest class and aced the rest.
What happened with the fridge thing that you fucked up?
Anything new with you? I'm dying for some conversation lol
>>685343886
moo
>>685343793
Well what's your favourite?
>>685343775
Glad to hear it, man. Sorry about that headache, didn't want to take any painkillers or anything? Or was it just one of those mild ones?
I've been fine, just settling in for the Friday relaxation that will ensue. Went to the doctors to see if there was something wrong with my heart, they tell me I should be fine though.
What I did learn from it though was that I can't gain weight and I have long arms. Thanks for asking, man. Up to much right now?
Tenryuu claimed
>>685344388
It's the mic mang
Tenten rejoined and is awfully quiet.
Im a little bit scared.
>>685344656
FUCK YOU NEO
This nigga claimed
>>685344614
>It's the mic mang
Sure it is
>>685344614
>>685344656
>>685344711
TS brigade is here, time to enter lurk mode.